The Emperor of the Pirate King

"I'm sorry, I feel sorry for each other, and I can't help it." Zhou Yu smiled.

"Yeah? Eh?? I seem to have heard this line somewhere..." Zhuge Liang said, frowning.

Zhuge Liang: (shakes the feather fan again, heartfelt (how many times do I have to shake this broken fan.)) Cao Cao...is not scary...what is scary is Cao Cao's soldiers and horses.

Zhou Yu: (coming alive) Mr. Zhuge speaks brilliantly.Why do you say that?

Zhuge Liang; (with a slight smile) Needless to say?It's very simple.Because Cao Cao's soldiers and horses came out to fight, when did you see Cao Cao come out to fight us in person?

Zhou Yu; (smile froze immediately) Nonsense.I thought you had something to say.It seems I overestimated you. ,,...

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Zhuge Liang shook his head gently. "No, no, no... You didn't overestimate me... Zhou Gongjin... Do you know... how many troops Cao Cao has now?"

Zhou Yu; (resignedly) Of course I know.more than one million

Zhuge Liang; (surprised) Nani?how do you know?I've been counting for so long.

Zhou Yu; (lightly stroking his beard) Everyone on earth knows.

"Stop! There is no need to insert hard advertisements in the movie.) Zhuge Liang took out a feather fan and said to the camera. On the fan is a big "stop!"

Zhuge Liang; (shaking the feather fan) I see, then. . . .If we want to defeat Cao Cao, we need three steps, first, use soldiers and horses (nonsense), second, we can't fight hard (again nonsense), and third, we can't single out (still nonsense)

Zhou Yu; (confused expression, internet word "囧".) Mr. Zhuge...can you be more specific?

Zhuge Liang; oh...sorry, sorry, I'm serious. ..... Has anyone reimbursed the fans?

Zhou Yu; (patting the table) Somebody, throw Zhuge Liang out for me.

Zhuge Liang; (immediately stops) Okay, okay...I said...people don't want to say...and force people to say...really...(with a coy look looks disgusting)

Zhou Yu; (clenching his fists) Say! !

Zhuge Liang; (clears his throat) Okay, then I will say, the first step, we must get the arrows.To fight on the great river, one must have arrows.Second, we must have Dongfeng.Because, the surface of our river goes down the west.If Cao Cao leads a large army to attack, he will attack Jiangdong along the river with his boat.In this way, it will definitely be very simple.In my opinion, Dongfeng must be used.Dongfeng, I can borrow it.What's more...the old man Huang Gai had to pretend to surrender to Cao Cao.Only in this way can we unite Fengchu Pangtong and cooperate from the inside to the outside.After finishing speaking, Zhuge Liang drank the wine in one gulp.Tired out of breath.

Lu Ziqiao; (slowly raises his thumbs up) Great...

Chen Meijia; (immediately pointing at Lu Ziqiao with her index finger) You think I'm amazing too, don't you?Say so much in one breath.I'm exhausted.

Lu Ziqiao; (immediately interjects) You actually told all the plot behind it.

Guan Gu Miracle: (Speaking suddenly at this time) Uh...Zhuge Liang can also borrow the east wind?How can I borrow it?Shikoku also (Japanese; powerful) The Chinese are powerful, and they can borrow wind.

Luo Yu; (smiles without laughing) Guan Gu, I suggest you visit the Three Kingdoms more often.

Hu Yifei; (snorting coldly) Come on... I don’t think your knowledge of the Three Kingdoms is very good. Do you still advise others?

Narrator; Luo Yu, thinking with his hand on his chin. "My name is Guan Gu to study the Three Kingdoms... Isn't that like a deaf man teaching a dumb man to speak? Why do you think it's a bit obscene?

Everyone shouted together: "It's too wretched!!!!"

After Luo Yu finished speaking, he fell down on the sofa!

Zhou Yu shook his head and clapped his hands after listening. "Okay...Mr. Zhuge...it really is Mr. Zhuge...the plan he came up with is different."

Zhuge Liang smiled slightly after listening. "Hehehe...that's natural...don't look at who I am."

Zhou Yu; (suddenly raised his hand) But... I have a question... I hope Mr. Zhuge... can help me answer it.

"You say." Zhuge Liang raised his fan.

"You said...we have to prepare bows and arrows, but our army's battle is imminent. How can we have time to build so many arrows?" Zhou Yu said in pain.Waiting for Zhuge Liang's sharp answer.

"I've thought about this a long time ago, let's borrow it!" Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan.

"Borrow??? Who can I borrow from?" Zhou Yu felt puzzled for a while.

"Find Cao Cao."

"Looking for Cao Cao??? No way? I don't know Cao Cao well, how can I borrow it?"

"Don't worry, Cao Cao is very generous... As long as you pack Xiao Qiao and send it to Cao Cao, let alone bows and arrows, even the city will be given to you."

"Is what you said true?"

"That's natural."

"..."

"Okay...I'll write an IOU, and then go to the courier company to mail Xiao Qiao." As he said that, he was about to step out.

"Remember free shipping, dear." Zhuge Liang shouted.

As soon as Zhou Yu walked out, he fell to the ground.

"Darling, what's wrong with you?" Zhuge Liang looked back and said.

"Mr. Zhuge, Mr. Zhuge. I've thought about it. It's too cheap to send my Xiao Qiao away like this, that bastard Cao Cao." Zhou Yu's words moved Xiao Qiao so much that she was about to shed tears.

"Zhou Gongjin. You have to think clearly. Cao Cao will give you a lot," Zhuge Liang began to describe.

"Okay, no matter how much money Cao Cao gives me, it's useless." Zhou Yu slapped the table.

"Okay! Zhou Gongjin is indeed a man." Zhuge Liang slammed the table.He stretched out his thumb and praised Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu smiled coldly.Then he flicked his sleeves.road: