The Emperor of the Pirate King

"That's because none of them are yuan."

"Bang!" Zhuge Liang fell to the ground with a sound.I fell a big somersault.

Day two...

"It seems that the two gentlemen have already discussed it?" Sun Quan glanced at Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang who were holding hands.

Zhou Yu stepped forward and said, "My lord, Mr. Zhuge and I have already discussed that we will join forces to fight against Cao Cao. On this great river, we will wage a great "Battle of Red Cliff." "

After "Papa Papa" finished, all the warm applause sounded.

Under the cheers of everyone, Tang Youyou took out the note in his hand in front of the microphone and said, "Hehehe, in 2013, the latest winner of the Nobel Prize for Literary Performance." Tang Youyou turned the note in his hand.He smiled, and then turned the note in his hand.Said: "Zhou Gongjin!!!!!! Oh no no no Qin Yumo."

After finishing speaking, there was heavy applause all around.And some trumpet blowing.

Qin Yumo walked up slowly, and first hugged Tang Youyou.Then take the trophy in your hand.Weeping at the camera: "First of all, I would like to thank my father, my mother, my grandfather, and my grandmother, aunt, second aunt, third aunt, fourth aunt, fifth aunt, sixth aunt, uncle, second uncle , Third Uncle” talked so bluntly that almost everyone fell asleep.

"Hey!!! Crap!!! Wait what are you reading? Did you read the wrong lines?" The director finally couldn't hold back anymore.

The staff ran up and glanced at Line Pu.Shocked, "Oh no, last time when Zhao Wei came here to play a guest role, she took the wrong lines."

"What? Isn't that line still in Zhao Wei's place?" The director turned pale with shock.

Zhao Wei's award-winning speech. "First of all, we have to collect [-] arrows, and then ask Mr. Zhuge to write an IOU and mail it to the sky. Let God lend us the east wind. Then we can discuss how to attack Cao Cao."

After Zhao Wei finished reading, the audience was in an uproar.

"What are you reading?" said one.

"The one hundred thousand arrows and Zhuge Liang have come out. You must have seen too much of the Three Kingdoms."

There was a moment of embarrassment at the scene...

247

"Nani???" Everyone present gave a cry of surprise.And I can't believe my eyes and ears anymore.

Tang Youyou; (Looking back at Hu Yifei with an unquestionable expression) Sister Yifei?Is this still you?Did you take the wrong lines? ? ?

Lu Ziqiao; (looks at Luo Yu suspiciously) Comrade Luo, did you give Yifei any medicine?Quick reassurance?Or the Millennium Shahun Pill?

Luo Yu; (with a dazed face and raised eyebrows) Is there such a medicine?

Lu Ziqiao; (quickly takes out a bottle of medicine from his bosom) Of course, look, Mrs. Lu quickly reassured and relaxed.Eat one bottle, if you want to eat the second bottle.None of the major medical officers are for sale.Need to consult the first male lead in the love apartment.Lu Ziqiao.

After Lu Ziqiao finished all the promotional advertisements, everyone suddenly sank.All pulled their faces down.

Tang Youyou; (frowned) Is this guy crazy?Director, director, is he crazy?

Tang Youyou waved at the camera.I saw the camera shake his head.Said it did not.

Chen Meijia; well, why do you think of Mr. Zeng so much?Although Luo Yu looked smarter, he wouldn't be taking drugs, would he?Besides, can he beat Yifei?

Narrator: Luo Yu reached out and touched his chin.I began to repeat in my mouth; "I poured Yifei with a medicine jar. And let her listen to me. Then I knocked down Yifei. Threatening her??? Impossible??? Why do I feel a little obscene? Ah???? Then he turned to the TV camera; "Do you think it's obscene? ? "The TV camera shook his head. "Oh." Luo Yu nodded thoughtfully, then immediately stared at him. "Bah, that's so obscene. "

Hu Yifei; (clenching her fists, turning her head and staring at the people) I said earlier, if anyone likes to gossip, I'll let her watch it.How it was made.

Narration; Hu Yifei: Dear audience, there is a saying that goes well.Life is alive, it is hard not to engage in gossip.If there are gossips, they will be killed without mercy. "Then whispered; "This is a common saying that I, Hu Yifei, will implement from today. )

Everyone looked back at Hu Yifei's expression, and then at the way she clenched her fists, and couldn't help but shuddered all over her body.then turned and walked away

Luo Yu; (raising his head to greet everyone) Hey, hey, you left? ? ?Hey

Then Hu Yifei looked back at Luo Yu.Laughing; "You can choose not to agree, but don't say it out, because I don't want to hear the words I don't like you. Otherwise!

Hu Yifei squeezed her fist again, her eyes flashed a sharp cold light.It's so scary, scary.

Narration; Luo Yu; eh? ? ?If I don't say it, how can I choose?Hu Yifei was really scary. Compared to her, I was still more. Then I turned around and ran to the left with a smile.Shouted in his mouth; "Lin Zhiling!!!!"

Narration; Tang Youyou; after this incident, the relationship between Sister Yifei and Luo Yu officially began. Although the two are together, they will inevitably be noisy and noisy.After all, the two are used to it. "

the next day.Love Apartment 3602...

When everyone looked at the person who was very similar to Zhang Wei in "Mia, come on" on TV, they immediately petrified and pondered for a while.

Tang Youyou; (staring at the TV) Huh?Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei?Or is it Zhang Wei?

Lu Ziqiao; (also looking at the TV screen in disbelief) It doesn't matter, what I want to know is whether he is Zhang Wei, or he looks very similar to Zhang Wei's buddy, Vulkang.

Hu Yifei; (Puts hand on chin) Unbelievable......

Lu Ziqiao; (turning his head away immediately) You also feel a bit like it, don't you? ? ?

Hu Yifei; (ignoring Lu Ziqiao, but pointing at the screen with his finger) Zhang Wei actually crossed over again.Moreover, this time it is not a palace drama, but an idol drama.

Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt a gunshot and fell down on the sofa.

Qin Yumo looked back at Lu Ziqiao who was lying on the sofa.Then he said: "Could it be that Zhang Wei has started a relationship?"

Lu Zhanbo; (frowned) Shouldn't it be possible?With Zhang Wei's ability and appearance.It must be difficult to find a girlfriend, right? ? ?

Narrator: Zhang Wei is sneezing non-stop.

When everyone was guessing, Luo Yu opened the door and rushed in, holding a stack of very thick documents in his hand.Then he jumped and shouted: "Hello everyone, your Luo Yu is back!!! (Then I realized that what I said was wrong, and then coughed a few times) Hello everyone, your old friend, Luo Yu is back?" Later, I still felt that I was not right.

"Everyone......"

"Okay, what do you want to say???" Hu Yifei finally couldn't help interrupting.