I, Kiriko, the Cheater

Tongzi didn't expect that the girl she fancy would lose in the first round. Is it because of her poisonous milk?

After the girl lost the game, Tongzi completely lost the fun of watching the following games, and the subsequent games were really nothing to watch.

No matter what kind of opponents Saitama encounters, he always solves them with one punch, and he is also dressed in a Chinese style, which is very similar to the water dragon of the protagonist of fighting Hong Kong comics in the early years. He also easily wins against the enemy.

As for the other shrimp soldiers and crab generals, they couldn't be seen at all.

Tongzi felt that it was a wrong decision for her to be called by Genos.

It's better to play the game of milking cows on NS with KING at home.

The last time Tongzi competed with KING, I don’t know what’s going on, Tongzi can only squeeze out milk in a normal way, but KING can make milk squirt out, the kind that can splash on the screen...

I really don't know how KING did it.

Damn, in the next competition, you must squeeze more, faster, and better than KING.

"Give it silly, give it silly, give it silly heart..."

Tongzi took out her mobile phone and glanced at it. It was the number of the Heroes Association.

"Is it Lord Dark Sword? There is an emergency situation, and now there are strange riots in various cities. Please help me."

"wack?"

Tongzi's eyes lit up when she heard the voice of the correspondent on the mobile phone.

Just when I felt so bored that I wanted to doze off, a strange person sent me a pillow.

"Tell me the address."

……

City W, on the commercial street.

The commercial street, where people used to come and go, stopped flowing at this time, and the citizens all looked in shock at the tall figure sitting on the A-level hero Zhongwang.

"It's really peaceful, don't you think so?"

A pair of black-haired hands took one of the bananas hanging on his chest and skillfully peeled it off.

But after peeling off the outer skin, the inside is not white banana meat, but a cigar.

"You can call whenever you want. The people I have to deal with today are only heroes. The current peaceful time is very precious to you."

With a flick of a thick finger, the top of the cigar is severed, the lighter ignites the cigar, and puts it in his mouth.

Into a mouth with a hairy face.

"I didn't expect A-level heroes to be dealt with so easily. Doesn't this mean that B-level and C-level heroes are weaker? Compared with us weirdos, the difference in combat power is too big. Heroes are really pitiful."

A guy who was dressed like the head of a warlord in Africa sat on the heavy king covered in blood. Although this guy was wearing a beret, holding a saber in his hand, and smoking a cigar, he was dressed like The leader of the warlord who established himself as a king and supported his troops, but he was not a human being.

But a gorilla.

If it was normal, if you saw such a guy on the street, wearing the same clothes and doing the same movements as people, no matter who it was, they would probably laugh out loud.

But now, the onlookers couldn't laugh.

Because the hero they admired and respected, and the A-level hero named "Chong Wang", was sitting like a chair by the gorilla, and he didn't even have the strength to resist.

"Pass the situation to me well, the one who knocked down the A-level hero Zhongwang is my gorilla leader."

At this time, a cold voice suddenly came from behind.

"Head of State? I think you are dressed more like an African warlord leader. Don't think about it. Change your name to General Orangutan?"

"No, no, how can the general be compared with the head of state, the head of state is..."

Hearing the voice, the orangutan head who was arguing subconsciously froze after his brain reacted.

Then it turned around and saw a girl in a windbreaker standing behind it.

The girl is very young, she looks like she is not yet an adult, she is wearing a black windbreaker, with two long swords on her back, her hands behind her back, her upper body leaning forward slightly, looking very curious.

"You... are you a hero too?"

When the orangutan leader saw the long sword on the girl's back, his pupils shrank suddenly, and then the cigar in his right hand was thrown at the girl's face, and the dagger in his left hand swung a slash!

Gorilla Style Saber Technique Banana Slash!

Although the one in front of him is just a mere girl, the head of the orangutan will never be careless because of this.

The orangutan-style saber technique is its own ultimate move. Even the A-level hero Chongwang has been defeated by this move. It is impossible for the girl in front of me to resist...

The dagger swung out of his hand suddenly broke, and the upper body of the orangutan head of state was also broken.

Smelly blood flew into the air in large swirls, and then fell down like rain.

"I wanted to play with you more, but I'm a little busy today, so I can't spend more time with you, please forgive me."

Tongzi, who had already withdrawn and flew back before the blood fell, without any blood on her body, patted the dust on the windbreaker, put away her sword and left.

The head of the tiger-level monster orangutan, I'm going to take off his clothes.

……

On the streets of City D, lightning flashed.