Conan: I Know Beast Language

"What about your original number?" Continuing to ask curiously, Tianyuan glared at Conan angrily and said, "Isn't it all because of you bastard that I revealed my mobile phone number to that bastard!"Just in case I had to start a new one again! "

"Uh,"

Conan was taken aback when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and guessed: "Could it be that the bastard you mentioned is... the big sister who was with you before?"

"That's right, it's...that bastard, that bastard is even worse than you!"

Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and replied, but Conan was a little confused, that... the big sister is so beautiful, why does Mu Tianyuan seem to avoid it? This is not in line with Mu Tianyuan's nature!So Conan, who felt that there was something strange here, immediately grabbed Mu Tianyuan's windbreaker and said, "That... who is the big sister?"

Originally, Conan thought that... big sister was someone Mu Tianyuan trusted, or that Mu Tianyuan had a very close relationship with that... big sister, otherwise, how could this guy think of looking for that... ...Big sister is helping, but now it seems that there is something else hidden in the matter. Conan loves hidden things, and Conan can't control his curiosity for a while!Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, only patted Conan on the shoulder and said very seriously: "Don't ask who that guy is, you just need to know that guy is a bastard, if you have a chance to see that guy in the future Be sure to hide away, it is best not to appear on the same screen as that bastard, otherwise you will cry."

Mu Tianyuan is here to scare Conan, but Conan doesn't know, Conan's first reaction when he saw Mu Tianyuan's serious expression was... This guy fooled himself, but look at Mu Tianyuan's serious expression and think about it just now Mu Tianyuan himself said that he was going to change his phone number again, so Conan couldn't help but believe Mu Tianyuan's nonsense. Now Conan thinks that... big sister might really be a problem, otherwise, what would Mu Tianyuan do? I'm planning to change my phone, but what makes Conan feel strange is that... What kind of existence is the big sister, who can make a bastard like Mu Tianyuan call her a bastard, and even make Mu Tianyuan Too far away.

But Conan still has a bit of discernment, seeing that Mu Tianyuan didn't want to mention it, he didn't beg for nothing, because Conan knew that Mu Tianyuan didn't want to say that it was useless for him to ask, and if he If you want to keep asking, once Mu Tianyuan gets impatient, he will definitely clean up his meal:!It's obviously not worth it to carry a bag over your head for this matter!What's more, he has other things to ask Mu Tianyuan.

Conan looked up at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Brother Mu, you said that your friend told you that I was kidnapped. Who is your friend? Do I know you? Also, you said before that the house my parents took me to live in was you." It belongs to a friend, but it is the house of my parents' friends..."

"stop!"

Wait: Conan continued to ask, Mu Tianyuan waved his hand and interrupted him, then Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and said, "Of course I have my own news channel, but it doesn't seem necessary... let me tell you."

"Uh... People are just curious"

Conan was taken aback when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then he looked at Mu Tianyuan coquettishly and said, "Brother Mu, tell me!"

Mu Tianyuan suddenly stopped, stared at Conan very seriously, and said, "Do you know what annoys me the most about Kudo Shinichi? That's his habit of asking the bottom of everything. Everyone has their own problems. Secret, everyone has some privacy that they don't want to tell others, but that idiot doesn't know how to respect other people's privacy at all, he likes to figure out everything, in fact, other people's privacy has something to do with him. How can he pretend to be righteous all day long, but he is the most shameless voyeur, a selfish bastard who is there all day to satisfy his own curiosity and invade other people's privacy, and he doesn't think about himself What qualifications do you have to explore other people's privacy? Even the police don't have this right before other people have committed a crime, let alone a mere detective, a profession that is not recognized by the law and can only wander in a gray area.

To tell the truth, it is not an exaggeration for a guy like him to be beaten to death. For example, now, this guy doesn't even dare to show his face, probably because he caused some trouble and was afraid of being killed. "

"Uh……"

Conan was stunned when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. He didn't expect that he was such a good-for-nothing in Mu Tianyuan's eyes. Conan wanted to refute, but at this moment he didn't know how to refute. Mu Tianyuan took pictures at this time Patted Conan on the head and said: "Conan, I found that now you are a little bit like the template of that bastard Shinichi, but I want to tell you, don't try to learn from that guy Shinichi, otherwise you might say that he will Today is your tomorrow. You know, I have seen some idiots who were killed because they probed other people's privacy. Let me ask you a question. If you think about it yourself, would you be willing to tell others your secrets?"

"This one……"

Conan thought for a while about the biggest secret in his body, and immediately became quiet for a while, while Mu Tianyuan shrugged at Conan and said, "Look, you are willing to tell others, so why do others have to tell you? So you have to learn to respect Do you know other people's privacy, don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, this is an old saying in our country that has been passed down for many years, if you don't understand it, you can go back and ask Lord Lan."

"Um……"

Conan nodded, and seeing that Conan shut up, Mu Tianyuan proudly chatted with the little fox on the private line while walking: "It's been fooled! I don't believe I said that, but I'm so brave to ask!"

After silently following Mu Tianyuan for a while, Conan suddenly tugged at Mu Tianyuan's clothes and looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously, "Brother Mu, your... guns: where did they come from?" what"

The little fox who was nestling in the backpack: "It seems that you are wrong, you still underestimated Conan, he really has the nerve to continue asking!"

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At first, Mu Tianyuan thought that he was too embarrassed to ask Conan when he said that, but he obviously overestimated Conan's understanding, or to be precise, underestimated Conan's face, just like what the little fox said. Really embarrassed to continue to ask!Even Mu Tianyuan was about to accuse Sang and scold Huai, this guy actually had the nerve to ask!Mu Tianyuan: "...you forgot what I told you just now, right?"

Damn it, is it the memory of a goldfish or is this guy's detective disease and it is completely incurable at the end? Why did I tell him that this guy became curious again within a few minutes? Conan: "...I'm sorry... ..., I accidentally..."

Conan said that he really didn't do it on purpose, he just... got used to it, and he asked subconsciously when he was not careful. After the question, Conan felt that he seemed to have done something wrong. For a moment, Conan was embarrassed what!After being silent for a while, Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and said, "Okay, I can tell you about this problem. In fact, this matter is not complicated at all. Although this thing is not easy to buy, there is still a way. I think With your intellect, you should understand what I mean."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan was stunned for a moment, then nodded, this is really not a complicated problem... Conan is also idle and has nothing to do, so he accompanied Mu Tianyuan to re-purchase a mobile phone and phone number, To thank Conan, Mu Tianyuan went to several supermarkets to help Conan buy an ice cream that was as big as Conan's face and gave it to him. Then Mu Tianyuan happily ate the ice cream and risked: Snow towards home Go... Although the little fox didn't see it because he was hiding in the backpack, but through the conversation between Mu Tianyuan and Conan, the little fox probably figured out the current situation, so the little fox chatted privately with Mu Tianyuan through the dedicated line: "It's still snowing in this winter, you buy ice cream for Conan, you think he didn't die fast enough, don't you?"

When going out, the little fox had read the weather forecast, and the host on TV said it was minus ten degrees today!Giving Conan ice cream in this weather, Mu Tianyuan is planning to make Conan freeze to death! "Tch, you underestimate Conan too much. He is eating happily. If you don't believe me, come out and have a look. Conan is so beautiful that snot bubbles come out."

Mu Tianyuan immediately denied... the little fox maliciously guessing that he was going to kill Conan. He just asked Conan if he could buy him ice cream, and Conan happily agreed at that time. Without any hesitation, how could it be considered that I wanted to harm him? "You think I'm stupid. I left the warm nest in the cold just to see Conan's idiot... kid's snot soaked, do you think my brain is in the snow?"

The little fox rolled his eyes without even thinking about it. Although this is a backpack, Mu Tianyuan has arranged the inside very well. There are not only blankets and quilts, but even a warm water bottle. They can even get under the quilt if they are happy. , did she run out so stupidly to see Conan's snot bubble? Then the little fox complained: "And are you sure that the snot bubble came from Conan Mei and not from freezing? Why do I think he seems to be freezing?" Woolen cloth"

"How is it possible! Do you think Conan, as a strange existence who dares to wear shorts to the street without changing his face in winter, will feel cold, so it is absolutely no problem to give him ice cream, okay?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Conan's inappropriate attire and immediately retorted, Conan dared to walk around in shorts on such a cool day, which means that Conan has a strong ability to resist cold, okay?How could such a powerful Conan be cold!Then Mu Tianyuan said again: "Besides, it doesn't matter to me even if Conan's snot bubbles freeze out, it's also a problem with his clothes!"

After listening to Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox was silent for a long time and said, "By the way, Conan is wearing big underpants on the street again."

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and said to the little fox, "Yeah, it's still the season of heavy snow in the cold winter months..."

"...This guy doesn't even get snot bubbles from freezing, he doesn't freeze to death many times."

The little fox was silent for a while and replied very seriously, Conan is such a freak, dressed like this in such a cold day, he thinks his two short legs look good, so he wants to show them off for everyone to see !But he is a man, well, who cares about him!Besides, even if it’s a woman who dresses like this at minus 0 degrees in the winter, others will definitely look at her in the street, “Fuck… this guy is out of his mind.”

Such a reaction, let's see how normal Mu Tianyuan's clothes are, long johns, sweater, wool trousers, cotton-padded trousers, and a big windbreaker. It looks like he came back from Siberia, although the clothes are indeed a bit A lot, but it’s warm, but look at Conan, if Mu Tianyuan escaped from Siberia, then Conan is...fuck, he just came back from Hainan, and he was stupid for not checking the weather forecast before getting off the plane, right? The kind that goes out!To sum up, Conan is really not much to freeze to death! "Brother Mu, why do you keep looking at me?"

Conan noticed that Mu Tianyuan had been staring at him, and immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan suspiciously and asked.

Originally, Conan was very happy eating ice cream there, and he couldn’t stop eating one bite after another. Conan is still thinking that eating ice cream in winter is the happiest thing, because you don’t need to worry about the ice cream melting!What's even happier is that Mu Tianyuan bought himself such a big one!I can eat this for half an hour!But Conan, who was happily eating spoonful after spoonful, was wondering when he saw Mu Tianyuan looking at him with admiring eyes, what did he do? Looking at myself, is it because the posture of eating ice cream is so handsome? But what makes Conan even more puzzled is why Mu Tianyuan has some sympathy and pity in his eyes while admiring him? This makes Conan I can't understand it at all.

"Conan, although I've asked this question before, I still can't help but want to ask, isn't it really cold for you to run around the streets wearing shorts in winter?"

Mu Tianyuan pondered for a while, then looked at Conan full of curiosity and asked, Mr. Conan, I really want to interview you, please tell the audience if you have seals, penguins and Antarctic: krill these three kinds In other words, you are actually...seals, penguins and Antarctic: a string of krill!Otherwise, how could you be so calm! "Uh……"

When Conan heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he was taken aback for a moment and then began to tremble. Damn, why didn't he feel it before Mu Tianyuan said it!Mu Tianyuan continued to look at Conan curiously and asked: "Conan, tell me the truth, do you only have such a pair of underpants? Otherwise, why don't you care about it all year round...

You wear these pants everywhere you go, what do you wear when you wash them?"

Conan couldn't speak well after feeling the cold, and while trembling, he stammered and replied: "Who, who said, I still have, I have other pants, okay..."

Anyway, my dad is also a world-renowned best-selling mystery writer, my mom used to be a famous actress, and I can be considered a tall, rich and handsome man from a well-off family, how could I only have a pair of underpants!Let me tell you, I have too many clothes, if you don’t believe me, go to my closet and have a look!I have four or five... sets of school uniforms alone!Mu Tianyuan nodded when he heard Conan's words, then looked at Conan curiously and said, "If that's the case, then let's go back to the question just now, why do you wear shorts all year round? Don't your shorts have the same color as green? The giant is not only strong and durable, but also can be big or small, and it can also promote development.”

"Not at all!"

Conan replied tremblingly, how could there be such miraculous underpants in this world? They are durable and can be big or small. It may be possible, but it is obviously impossible to promote development. If there are such miraculous shorts in the world, please give them to me. A ton! "Then your underpants are filled with cotton, but aren't your legs cold?"

Mu Tianyuan couldn't help guessing again, and Mu Tianyuan reached out to try the material of Conan's shorts, and then Mu Tianyuan couldn't help but shook his head and said, "No, as expected, you still don't have any pants to wear. !"

"I said it all, no!"