Conan: I Know Beast Language

Conan wiped the snot bubbles that were really frozen this time, and said loudly to Mu Tianyuan in a frenzy, "Damn it, didn't I already explain it? Why Mao still doesn't believe it!" "Nonsense, if you had one, why would you still dress like this and run around in winter?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan with some pity and muttered: "Hey, poor Conan, you don't even have a pair of pants suitable for winter, Lord Lan, it's true, I really treat you like a dog, I really think that every day Feed some food and drink, then take you for a walk around the street and let you solve the problem of urinating and defecating. But why did she forget that you don’t have such a warm fur! No, I have to talk to Lord Lan later. Tell her, let her buy you a pair of pants, and save someone from accusing her of abusing mentally handicapped children."

Conan: "...I can use the toilet, okay! There's no need to go to the street to solve it!"

"Are you really going to just refute that?"

After a moment of silence, Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and asked very seriously.

Conan: "..."

Damn, why am I just refuting this..."Okay, I get it, you are waiting for me to praise you, right?"

After seeing Conan's silence, Mu Tianyuan suddenly realized and nodded, then looked at Conan with a look of relief and applauded: "It's amazing, Conan can use it: the toilet is almost as powerful as our Maple Leaf, let me tell you that our Maple Leaf I also learned to use the toilet!"

Conan: "..."

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"Conan, I really don't understand why your lower body is so hot."

When Conan was depressed because Mu Tianyuan was comparing him to Miao Nvxia, Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and asked curiously. Conan trembled when he heard this and replied angrily: "Who told you? My lower body is hot!"

Mu Tianyuan pointed at Conan's body and said, "Look at your upper body, you are wearing a thick small suit, a small shirt, and a small bow tie, but your lower body is always wearing a pair of pants, isn't it because your lower body is hot? "

Conan: "No!"

Hot you uncle ah!My lower body is so cold that I almost lose consciousness right now!I'm hot!Besides, who do you see is only half hot!Originally, Mu Tianyuan planned to take a stroll home, but seeing that Conan was about to freeze into a dog, Mu Tianyuan had no choice but to take a taxi and send Conan back to the Maori office. Wild dogs rushed upstairs, just as Xiaolan came out of the living room on the third floor, seeing Conan rushing into the house without saying hello, she couldn't help but cried out worriedly: "What's wrong with you, Conan?"

Xiaolan thought that something happened to Conan!But how can Conan have the time to respond to Xiaolan at this moment, what he wants to do most at this moment is... Hurry up and change into a pair of cotton trousers and hide under the blanket to shiver!When Xiaolan saw that Conan didn't respond, it happened that Mu Tianyuan also paid the bill and got off the car. Xiaolan immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked, "Xiao Mu, what's wrong with Conan?"

"Hey, Lord Lan, I didn't mean you. Even if Conan is not your own, you can't abuse him like this."

Mu Tianyuan walked up the stairs while looking at Xiaolan with some condemnation and complained, but after hearing what Mu Tianyuan said, Xiaolan immediately became pea-eyed and stammered: "Xiao Mu What are you talking about, what is your own..."

Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan with a stern face and waved his hands: "Stop talking, I always thought you were a kind and good girl, but I didn't expect that I misjudged you, and you are enough to abuse Conan at you." It embodies the essence of a vicious stepmother! You are as hateful as Snow White's stepmother and Cinderella's stepmother!"

"Eh"

At this time, Xiaolan can't care about stepmother or stepmother. She really doesn't know what Mu Tianyuan's words mean. Why did she abuse Conan? She usually feeds him to the full every meal When I was full, I took him out to play every now and then, bought him toys, and usually gave him pocket money. Of course, since I knew that Conan’s pocket money was all used to buy limited video tapes and adult magazines, I really didn’t give as much as before. Yes, but there is a reason for this too!Why did Mu Tianyuan accuse himself of abusing Conan as soon as he came up? "I still don't admit it, let Conan run around the street in a pair of shorts in winter, isn't that abuse?"

Mu Tianyuan gave Xiaolan a look and said, and Xiaolan blinked her eyes quickly after hearing this, yes, I forgot to buy clothes for Conan? A suit, and even a pair of shorts in poor winter, how irresponsible I am!But then again, why did I never think of this? Well... Maybe it's because Conan always wears his binding equipment, and I'm used to seeing it no matter what...

What's the reason? At this time, Xiaolan felt that her heart was about to break. It was all her fault!Thinking of this, Xiaolan turned around and planned to go back to see Conan, but at this moment, Mu Tianyuan stopped Xiaolan, and then handed the half box of ice cream in his hand to Xiaolan, saying: "This is Conan's death plan." If you want to live, you have to... pester me to buy it for him, and you take it back for him, so that he won’t think about it and say that I robbed him.”

Xiaolan: "..."

To be honest, after seeing this big box of ice cream, Xiaolan suddenly felt that she didn't seem to have done anything wrong. It's such a cold winter to eat so much ice cream and change into winter clothes!After Mu Tianyuan handed Xiaolan the ice cream that Conan stuffed in the car for him, he said, "Okay, Conan brought it back for you too, I'll go back first."

But don't wait: Mu Tianyuan turned around and went downstairs. The door on the second floor suddenly opened, and he saw Uncle Mao Li poking his head out to look at Mu Tianyuan and said: "I said it was you who came, come, come, there is something good!"

"It's a good thing, are you looking for a beautiful izakaya again?"

When Tianyuan heard that Uncle Mao Li had a good business looking for him, his eyes turned green. He didn't know where Mao Li came from... Every now and then, he could find some izakaya with beautiful proprietresses and reasonable prices, Mu Tianyuan This follows Uncle Maori, but he has seen many beauties! "no,"

Uncle Mao Li waved his hands, then waved to Xiao Lan and Mu Tianyuan, "Come quickly!"

Hearing Uncle Mao Li's words, Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan looked at each other and walked into the office. As soon as he entered, he saw Uncle Mao Li who had already run to the desk and pointed at the TV and shouted, "Come and see!"

"what"

Mu Tianyuan Xiaolan was a little puzzled and leaned over to look at it, and found that there was something similar to an advertisement on the TV... It was talking about a ski resort that integrated ski resorts, Uncle Mao Li pointed to the TV and said: "Let's go skiing! Recently, this ski resort is having a discount!"

After listening to Uncle Mao Li talking about skiing, the little fox and Miao Nvxia popped their heads out of the backpack. The little fox looked at the introduction on TV and said, "It seems very interesting!"

Meow Woman: "That's right! It's so interesting, Meow!"

They've never skied before, and they're kind of excited after seeing those... people running around the ski slopes on TV.

And Mu Tianyuan said with a stiff expression when he heard Uncle Mao Li's words: "You mean to take us skiing?"

"Yes!"

Uncle Maori nodded happily, and then Uncle Maori, Balabala, began to introduce the various benefits of this ski resort that he had just heard on TV, such as holiday villas, hot springs, all kinds of them, the key is cheap !Xiao Lan's eyes widened after Uncle Mao Li's introduction, and finally, after Uncle Mao Li's introduction, Xiao Lan said happily, "Dad, when are we going?"

"tomorrow!"

Uncle Mao Li announced the result very directly. In fact, Uncle Mao Li didn't come here to ask for their opinions. He had already planned to go skiing tomorrow, and now he just informed them!Then Uncle Mao Li looked at Mu Tianyuan and said to Xiao Lan, "Get ready, you two, I will take you skiing tomorrow morning! Then we will rent a villa there and stay there for two days!"

"Ok!"

Xiaolan happily agreed, while Mu Tianyuan said with a stiff expression, "That...I..."

"Xiao Mu, you can't ski"

Wait: After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, he looked at Uncle Mao Li and asked, before giving Mu Tianyuan a chance to speak, he patted Mu Tianyuan on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, uncle, I'm very good at skiing, when the time comes I teach you!"

"Uh, well..."

Mu Tianyuan nodded with a strange expression, and then Mu Tianyuan said curiously: "But why did you suddenly think of going skiing, Uncle Mao Li? Besides, you have to rent a villa, and the fee..."

"Don't worry, don't worry about the expenses. Conan's mother just gave Conan a large sum of living expenses yesterday, enough for us to have a good time playing!"

Uncle Mao Li waved his hand at Mu Tianyuan in a very grand manner and replied, he is not short of money right now!What is the cost of this little!Xiaolan: "..."

I said to myself why my dad suddenly wanted to take them to go skiing together...Little Fox: "...You said that it is appropriate for the wretched uncle to use Conan's living expenses to go skiing?"

Mu Tianyuan: "...This, maybe it's suitable..."

At noon the next day, the generous Uncle Mao Li rented a car and took Xiaolan, Conan Mu Tianyuan, and set off. In the car, Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and said in surprise, "Conan, you are finally wearing pants. what!"