Conan: I Know Beast Language

"What, we are here for dinner, okay? If we don't eat, are you going to let me go hungry and find a part-time job?" Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox with disdain and replied confidently, and the little fox turned Rolling his eyes, he said, "Didn't you say before that you were embarrassed to come here often to eat and drink?"

"I don't come here often either!" Mu Tianyuan continued to reply confidently, and the little fox immediately said with contemptuous eyes when he heard this: "Yes, you don't come here often, at most you only came here for five days this week. !"

Mu Tianyuan: "Aren't you here for two days?"

Little Fox: "Because today is Friday!"

Mu Tianyuan: "...It's cold outside, hurry up and stay in the bag with Feng Ye!"

Mu Tianyuan threw the drunk Uncle Maoli into his bedroom and looked at Conan next to him and said, "By the way, Conan, you're all right idle all day long. Shall I ask you something?"

Conan: "..." Damn, who is running around the streets all day long?

Although Conan didn't want to admit Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan finally decided to ask Mu Tianyuan what he planned to ask him, but before Conan asked, Mu Tianyuan, who didn't intend to care about Conan's answer or not, asked: " Let me ask you something, do you know where there is a part-time job? Well, my requirements are not high, the best job is easy, the salary is good, the time is free, the boss is beautiful, you just need to help me find it. If I make money, I will buy you candy."

"Uh..." Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan was stunned for a moment, and then he started to roll his eyes. Damn it, if there is such a part-time job, how can I recommend it to you?I'll just go by myself!

Well, I can't say that there are no, why don't you go to Kabukicho to have a look, there should be part-time jobs that meet your requirements!If it doesn't work, you look like a dog and you can still go there to make that kind of movie!Maybe with your little face, you can still become popular and loved by the majority of bitter women!You see, this also meets your requirements, doesn't it?Besides, he's still an actor, so he can save face if he says it out, doesn't he?The premise is that you don't mention the type of film you make!

Just when Conan was silently complaining about Mu Tianyuan, Xiaolan came over, and Mu Tianyuan immediately pulled Xiaolan to type again. Originally, Xiaolan was fine when she heard that Mu Tianyuan was looking for a part-time job. Many students have the habit of part-time jobs, but when Xiaolan heard Mu Tianyuan's request for a part-time job, she became pissed, and then looked at Mu Tianyuan with a dry smile and said, "This... I don't know what……"

In the end, Xiaolan still helped Mu Tianyuan provide a piece of news, that is, she heard a female classmate in the class mention that the convenience store where she worked seemed to be recruiting, and it happened that Xiaolan also knew the location of the convenience store, so she went I told Mu Tianyuan that although none of them met Mu Tianyuan's requirements and the distance was a bit far, Mu Tianyuan decided to take a look, so after thanking Xiaolan, Mu Tianyuan said goodbye and planned to go to that convenience store Apply for a part-time job.

After leaving Maoli's house, Mu Tianyuan was walking towards the destination while chatting with the little fox and Miao Nvxia. As a result, when he passed by a small alley, a [-]-something figure suddenly appeared in front of him. The [-]-year-old man blocked Mu Tianyuan's way, and then he saw that man very politely said to Mu Tianyuan: "Little devil, lend me some money to spend, don't worry, I will pay you back."

"...Are you robbing?" Mu Tianyuan asked carefully after hearing the man's words after being silent for a long time, and the man smiled after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words: "I'm not robbing, I'm just I'm borrowing money from you."

After being silent for a long time, Mu Tianyuan suddenly smiled: "Then you really found the right person."

The man was taken aback when he saw Mu Tianyuan laughing suddenly. His robbing was no right, it was extortion, and it was wrong, he had borrowed money so many times, this is the first time he met him and he still laughed!This guy in front of me is not a fool, is he?

At this time, Mu Tianyuan comforted the little fox and Miao Nvxia who were about to come out to help, then put the backpack that had been in his arms on his back, and then smiled and said to the man: "Come on, I'll make you a Magic, don't blink because this is going to be a miracle moment."

Chapter 35 Bullshit magic!

Five minutes later, the man in his twenties finally knew why Mu Tianyuan laughed, and also knew what kind of magic Mu Tianyuan was going to do for him. He saw Mu Tianyuan squatting in this place that was completely different from five minutes ago. The man counted the money in his hand while grinning and said, "Tsk, I'm rich. By the way, sir, is my magic trick of turning people into living people really fun?"

While sobbing, the man replied in a trembling voice, "...it's fun, it's fun..."

"Then do you like it?" Mu Tianyuan continued to ask with a smile while counting the money, and the man hurriedly nodded and said, "Hi... like..."

"Look, it's great to have such a peaceful chat. Wouldn't it be over if this happened earlier? Why are you still cursing? You must know that you can't swear casually and be civilized, you know? And if you said you like me earlier I don't have to work so hard to perform magic tricks, do I?" Mu Tianyuan said with a smile when he saw that the man liked his magic tricks.

But the man couldn't help shivering when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. After Mu Tianyuan showed him the first magic that made him levitate and teleport, he was still very dissatisfied at first, and then He just said some unpleasant words, and then, he enjoyed the magic performed by Mu Tianyuan for a long time, and - tooth extraction...

At this time, Mu Tianyuan had already counted the ticket money that was taken from the man to watch the magic show, and Mu Tianyuan, who was still smiling, changed his face and said, "Why do you bring such a small amount of money when you go out to rob? What about his professional ethics? What are you going to do with this little money?"

"I'm sorry..." The man began to apologize tremblingly at that time, Mu Tianyuan stared at the man and said: "Next time remember to bring some money when you come out to rob me, otherwise I will let you spend the rest of your life in a flower pot Do you know that the person living in a vegetative state?"

The man has already had a psychological shadow because of cooperating with Mu Tianyuan in magic tricks. When he saw Mu Tianyuan staring at him, he immediately trembled and said, "Yes... no no no, I don't dare anymore, just let it go." pass me!"

Damn it, meeting me once is enough, who the hell dare to meet you a second time!If I dare to rob you again and don't need you to do it for the second time, I will go into the flower pot by myself!

After Mu Tianyuan happily left the alley with the income earned from his hard-earned performances, the man couldn't control it any longer. He went from sobbing to crying, what the hell is going on in the world, he wants to make money is it easy?Originally, when I saw a kid who looked like a high school student, I thought that God favored me so that I could make a fortune. Who knew that this kid is simply a big devil!

Not only is he a big devil, that kid is also a liar!Bullshit magic!This is simply the plastic surgery of Bangziguo!And it's a whole body plastic surgery, okay?Do you know that people like you are the most annoying, your plastic surgeon should be a plastic surgeon, make up a wool magician!

I have been wandering around since elementary school to dominate the surrounding areas. Although I have not suffered beatings for so many years, I have never suffered such severe beatings!Could it be that high school students are so tough and brutal these days?Take a look at the teeth here, and your apparently dislocated arm, what two!How can this be beating? If it's a little heavier, it's killing someone!Didn't I just hold a knife and want to show him my superb knife skills?As for being so cruel?

What's even more exaggerated is that this girl even brought her pets to beat herself!I don't even know how many times I've been bitten and how many claws have been scratched!You said that you take care of me by yourself, just like you take care of a grandson. Why do you still bring pets with you?

The point is that this guy even took away all his money, really took it all away, didn't give him a penny, this guy came out to rob, why did he end up penniless? the point?Who the hell is robbing whom!What's more important is that it's too little to take this product away, so I can bring more in the future!Do you think this makes sense?

Mama, I suddenly plan to quit this business and become a good person!Because business is so f*ckingly difficult these days!This is not only to guard against Tiaozi Shushu, the key is that the peers are so frankly cruel!It's just so insane!

And Mu Tianyuan didn't know that the crying man was going to be a good person again, because in Mu Tianyuan's eyes, he was a good person!

At this time, Mu Tianyuan was walking along with the assistants Little Fox and Miao Nvxia who helped perform together just now, and said with emotion: "Tsk, that grandson, no, it should be that Mr. is such a good person, you can see that we are not Money is having a hard time and immediately came out to help the poor, although it is only more than [-], but it is enough for us to eat for a few days, and it relieves our urgent needs for him, we must remember him, so you know?"

"Yeah!" The little fox and the ignorant Miao Nvxia nodded at the same time, and then the little fox said with emotion: "Speaking of which, you have finally taken the path of being a green forest hero. Are you doing the business of a green forest hero?"

"I didn't. First of all, I didn't take the initiative to do this. If it weren't for this grandson, bah, this good man jumped out and took the initiative to kill him, I wouldn't be able to stop him! Secondly, I am not robbery, I am Make magic!" Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox with a serious face and explained, although Mu Tianyuan is not six, his three views are still upright, and he also has his own bottom line, even if the poor are about to eat bark and belts, he will not He will do the work of a hero in the green forest, but although he will not take the initiative to do such a thing, Mu Tianyuan will naturally not be polite to him if someone sends him to his door, especially that grandson is a habitual offender at first glance. If it wasn't for him having a few tricks, he might be the one who was unlucky. If so, why did Mu Tianyuan get used to that bastard's problems?

Well, the matter of gold coins is not counted, he picked them up!

"Well, that grandson deserves it!" The little fox nodded immediately when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then the little fox looked around and said, "Wait, where are you going? You walked the wrong way, the convenience store isn't here side!"

"But isn't the way home here?" Mu Tianyuan replied while walking towards home with a smile on his face. After hearing this, the little fox couldn't help but asked curiously: "But aren't we going to a convenience store to find a part-time job? ?”

"Who is looking for a part-time job when you have money!" Mu Tianyuan replied with a smile as he walked, this good man gave him money and understood his urgent need, so what part-time job do he look for?

The little fox immediately rolled his eyes when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and then the little fox said: "Actually, I think you have found a very good part-time job - robbery! This job is very in line with your previous requirements. The work is easy and the time is free. , the pay is generous, and as for the boss being beautiful, it’s not bad at all, as long as you find a beautiful woman to do it, maybe you can get both money and money.”

"I'm not a saint like Conan, but I'm not a person who can do anything for money. I have my own conscience and bottom line. When I encounter black people, I can do it easily, but you let me I can't do it to ordinary people, so don't make jokes like this in the future, or be careful that I won't buy you roast chicken." Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox with a rare seriousness and replied, hearing Mu Tianyuan's words The little fox nodded, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "I know, I know, if this is the case, then you can change to a part-time job, for example, how about a part-time job specializing in robbery and robbery?"

Mu Tianyuan thought for a while and nodded, "Well, this is not bad, but there is a chance, after all, this kind of thing can't be done often."

The little fox rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you still afraid of being beaten to death?"

"That's not true. I'm afraid that I've worked too hard. What should I do if I suddenly change careers to a good man like before?" Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and replied, Mu Tianyuan suddenly stopped in his tracks and said with a serious face : "By the way, I remembered something. I can definitely be a superhero part-time to fight crime! This way, justice is done and my assets are enriched. It kills two birds with one stone!"

After finishing speaking, Mu Tianyuan nodded humbly and said to himself: "I said, why are there so many superheroes in Laomei? Co-authoring the profession of superheroes is actually a profitable business. what!"

Hearing that Mu Tianyuan wanted to treat superheroes as a business, the little fox immediately rolled his eyes, and then the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and complained: "If those superheroes find out, they will definitely form a group to attack you of!"

"What? I'm forced to be a superhero in my life, can't I? Don't tell me that the threshold of being a superhero requires a doctorate degree and work experience?" Mu Tianyuan heard the little fox complain. He sarcastically said without hesitation, and the little fox said angrily: "I said, have you watched Marvel? Not all superheroes are forced by life to do this job! At least Iron Man People are not here for money!"

"That product belongs to the idlers in our industry. This is a superhero who eats and drinks well every day without worrying about food and clothing, and has so many girls who can sleep and be a woolen superhero? Isn't this fighting for jobs with us working people? "Mu Tianyuan directly classified himself as a superhero, and on behalf of the majority of superheroes, he condemned Tony Shi Dake...