Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Then I haven't seen any superhero who collects money from people after saving the world, okay?" The little fox muttered helplessly, imagine those superheroes gave the little white house money after saving the world. Throwing a bill, it is estimated that those officials and gentlemen of the old beauty will have to sleep like a dog...

Chapter 36 Stay away from Conan, the house is safe

"That's because the industry is not standardized enough!" Mu Tianyuan replied confidently, and then said: "Besides, I don't plan to charge fees to the people I have upheld justice for the time being. Criminals collect money! This can't make me work for nothing, can it?"

The little fox knew that Mu Tianyuan was starting to talk nonsense again. After finding out that the complaints were invalid, the little fox immediately changed his strategy and began to cooperate with Mu Tianyuan: "Okay, great superhero, then you have to get a set of superheroes first." Fancy tights are worn on your body as your uniform, and you have to think of a famous name to let people know you, well, I know you have difficulty in naming, I have already figured it out for you, you can call it Doubixia , this is also the mainstream chivalrous generation, do you like it?"

In the end, Mu Tianyuan decided to become a superhero because of the low barriers to entry and rich income, but he gave up the idea, because he suddenly felt that superheroes seem to be quite difficult to do, at least first of all, they have to be shameless, otherwise If so, how can you walk around the streets in such a fancy uniform?And Mu Tianyuan happened to be a shameless person, he was embarrassed to go to the public women's bathhouse to take a bath, how could he go out in the street dressed like that?Secondly, this superhero seems to work very hard. This night, you have to be on duty all over the street, not to mention during the day.Especially if you still wear such tights, can those things keep you warm? !And it's not easy to do this summer, it's so hot!In addition, such tights are breathable and sweat-absorbing, so what if it is not breathable?Those days were almost impossible to live in winter!It is estimated that I will get prickly heat in one day, and it is still all over my body!Since superheroes work so hard, why does he still want to do this job!

As a single dog, Mu Tianyuan understands a truth very well, that is, it is best not to go out on the street on Valentine's Day, because this day is the legal dog abuse day in the world!As long as those couples, men and women, women and men are in company, they can go to the streets to abuse dogs openly!So Mu Tianyuan, who is currently single, decided that as long as it wasn't an earthquake, tsunami, violent demolition and other force majeure factors, he'd better not hang out on the street, because you have no reason to go out and be abused on the street today!

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's decision, the little fox squinted at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Then you really plan to stay at home and guard this barbecue stove for a day?"

"Otherwise? Knowing that today the streets are full of guys who are unfriendly to single dogs like us, do I still go to the streets to seek abuse? Am I sick?" Mu Tianyuan pulled the grill on the grill and used it to perform magic tricks for good-hearted people yesterday. The meat bought with the earned money rolled his eyes and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan suddenly sighed and said: "Oh, last year on Valentine's Day I was still torturing dogs on the street, I didn't expect that this year I would hide at home and watch Holding a barbecue stove to keep warm, this is really a fickle world! Hey, these pieces of meat are roasted, don’t worry, Fengye, wait for your fish to cool down before eating, or you will burn yourself.”

"Understood meow, but when will it not be hot?" This meow star can't eat too hot food, so under Mu Tianyuan's repeated request, the meow heroine can only stare at Mu Tianyuan's fish but can't eat , Is there anything more tormenting meow than this? !

"It's coming soon," Mu Tianyuan replied while skillfully putting the roast meat on the plate, and the little fox ate the roast meat after Mu Tianyuan handed it to her, and said to Mu Tianyuan: "Last year, my lover You went to the street to abuse dogs on Christmas Day? Why don’t I remember?”

"I'm talking about my hometown. I still guard myself like a jade here." Mu Tianyuan shrugged and replied, and the little fox was free, so he asked, "Do you still have a girlfriend? We never Didn't I hear you say it? Divided?"

"Yes, her husband doesn't agree." Mu Tianyuan replied nonchalantly while eating, but his answer almost choked the little fox to death. After swallowing the roast meat in his mouth, he looked at Mu Tianyuan. : "Still a married woman?!"

"No." Mu Tianyuan immediately shook his head, then thought about what he said just now and immediately corrected: "I made a mistake, it was her nasty husband who disagreed."

"Why are you still scolding me so well?" The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly and said, "You have to get his wife's approval to be a ghost, and if you don't directly kill you, you belong to his husband, it's useless." All right!"

"I didn't scold, I meant that her mother's husband disagreed!" Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and replied with some grievances, but the little fox pondered for a while and said, "Aren't you still scolding?"

The Meow Woman, who had been guarding the fish all this time, suddenly interjected: "He wants to say that the girl's mother's husband disagrees."

"That's right! That's what I mean!" Mu Tianyuan nodded quickly, and then he looked at Meowth Woman and praised: "Tsk, Fengye, you are very knowledgeable now, you can smooth out such a complicated relationship .”

Immediately afterwards, he looked at the little fox with a contemptuous look and said: "Look, you don't even understand this, what face do you have to say that you are familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics?"

Little Fox: "...I'm sorry, it's my comprehension problem, but why don't you just say that the girl's father disagrees? As for this, do you have to turn a corner? Do you know our national language? The culture is broad and profound?!"

Damn it, it's fine to say that the girl's father disagrees. As for this, does she also add the setting of her nasty husband?Isn't this just here to get around people?

Then the little fox was a little puzzled and said: "What have you done? Her father doesn't agree? Could it be that the old man dislikes the poor and loves the rich, or he has a sharp eye and sees that you are a tease, so he doesn't let his daughter get infected?" His daughter is in love with you?"

"Neither, the main reason is that my ex-girlfriend is the half-sister of my later ex-girlfriend." Mu Tianyuan replied while eating barbecue, and the little fox bowed his head and muttered after hearing this: "It's such a complicated emotional entanglement, but after all, you're going to let the girls of this family harm you when you co-author it? You've identified their family, right?"

"What, I didn't know at first that my ex-ex-girlfriend was my future girlfriend and her father made mistakes when he was young!" Mu Tianyuan muttered with a depressed face. So what the hell is it? I owe that uncle so much, why did it fall into his hands?

Mu Tianyuan did what he said, and he didn't go out for a whole day. It wasn't until a few days later when Mu Tianyuan went to visit Uncle Mao Li again that he realized that Conan had made another contribution when he accidentally chatted with Uncle Mao Li— — This guy successfully defeated another unlucky guy on Valentine's Day!

It was the young man named Mustard who was crazy about Mariko before, and he was from Minagawa. Although I knew from Uncle Mori and Xiaolan that Mr. Mustard voted because the aunt who adopted him wanted to inherit the inheritance left to him by Mr. Mustard’s deceased parents. The poison killed him, but Mu Tianyuan felt that it was because their family invited Conan as a guest!

For this reason, Mu Tianyuan took out a small notebook and wrote it down, and said to the little fox: "Remember, don't let Conan enter our house in the future. The three of us in our family are really not enough for him to cause trouble, so Do not allow him to go to our house, let this guy go to harm other families."

"I always feel that you are prejudiced against Conan. Although this child is indeed a bit of a disaster star, I don't think he will harm the people around him, right?" The little fox felt the need to speak for Conan, after all As far as we know, there seem to be only two deaths. One is the ex-boyfriend of an artist and the other is the guy who died on Valentine's Day, and the people around him are fine. Look at that wretched uncle who adopted Conan As well as Xiaojiaolan, and Mu Tianyuan's own Meow Girl, aren't the three who come to eat all day long all good?

"Hmm... You seem to have some truth in what you say. It seems that this guy really won't harm the people around him. Even if he encounters danger, it seems to be a kind of near miss. Well, I have decided, and I will immediately follow Conan makes a good relationship!" After musing for a while, Mu Tianyuan quickly wrote the last few words in the notebook and then planned to pick them up, but at this moment Conan came over curiously and said, "Brother Mu, are you here?" What are you writing?"

How did this guy start writing after listening to the story well?Is this for taking notes? !

"It's nothing, just make a record," Mu Tianyuan put the small book back into his pocket with a smile, then Mu Tianyuan took out a few pieces of candy from another pocket and handed them to Conan, and then rubbed Conan's dog head smiled and said: "This is specially bought for you, how about I am very trustworthy?"

"Ah?" Conan held the candy that Mu Tianyuan stuffed for him with a dazed look on his face. Does this have something to do with trustworthiness?Why don't I know what you're talking about?

Seeing Conan's bewildered look, Mu Tianyuan immediately explained: "You forgot? Didn't I tell you a few days ago that as long as I make money, I will treat you to candy? Now that I have made money, I will naturally do it." I promise."

The little fox silently rolled his eyes and said through the dedicated line: "I finally know why you dug out these unpalatable candies..."

That's right, this candy wasn't bought by Mu Tianyuan at all, um, that might not be accurate enough, it should be said that it wasn't bought by Mu Tianyuan now, but that Mu Tianyuan bought it for the little fox about a month or two ago I bought it as a snack, but the candy was so unpalatable, so bad that Little Fox and Mu Tianyuan both wondered if the company that made the candy was going out of business, otherwise they would have You can't make this kind of sugar that you don't even know if it's sugar!

Chapter 37 Why didn't we encounter such a good thing? !

Mu Tianyuan and the others originally planned to throw away these unpalatable candies, but later when Mu Tianyuan was packing the snacks, they put them in the cabinet, and then they forgot about it until Mu Tianyuan used it the day before yesterday. He bought snacks with the magic money and put them in the cabinet before he picked them up, and Mu Tianyuan took them with him when he went out today. At first, the little fox thought he was going to throw them away, who knows? Knowing that he gave it to Conan...

"You know what, although it's not a pity to throw it away, but it will be a pity to throw it away after you promised Conan." Mu Tianyuan replied while rubbing Conan's dog's head and trying to change Conan's hairstyle. Hearing this, the little fox silently rolled his eyes and said, "You really don't spoil things..."

Mu Tianyuan said proudly: "That is!"

At this time, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said seriously: "By the way, don't you want to have a good relationship with Conan? Are you doing this to him to have a good relationship with him? Why do I always feel that you are running for death Where did you go?"

The little fox felt that if Conan ate the candy Mu Tianyuan gave him, especially if he knew that it was specially given to him by Mu Tianyuan, he would have to be banned at that time!

Conan didn't know that Mu Tianyuan had tricked him again, but he looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise and said, "You made money so quickly?"

"Yeah, I met a good man, and then he gave me money after doing a magic trick for him." Mu Tianyuan shrugged and replied proudly, this Conan and Xiaolan next to him are not the same as Uncle Mao Li. Knowing what kind of magic Mu Tianyuan, a fake magician, has conjured, they immediately understood what Mu Tianyuan said literally, and then Xiao Lan said in surprise: "Xiao Mu, you can still change Magic? How come I never heard you mention it before?"

Although Conan didn't speak, he also stared at Mu Tianyuan, yes, why Mao himself never knew that this guy in front of him could do magic? !We were friends since we were young, you pissed on me and Ni grew up, you have such a skill of picking up girls, and you didn't teach me!Don't you think it's too much? !

"Small meaning, small meaning, I only recently discovered that I have this talent, I'm not yet proficient, and I need to continue to work hard." Mu Tianyuan waved his hand and replied, after Mu Tianyuan said a few serious words, Xiaolan got up and planned to hold Conan went to the convenience store to buy some things and came back, but when the two of them arrived at the door, suddenly the doorbell of the Mori Office rang, and Xiaolan, who had already led Conan to the door, agreed immediately when she heard the doorbell , and then stretched out his hand to open the door, but before the person who opened the door saw a lot of messy things falling in, it was thanks to Xiaolan's agility to dodge in time, otherwise This is probably going to have to be buried alive by those messy things.

Xiaolan dodged with agility, but Conan didn't have that kind of skill. He was smashed to the ground by those things at that time. Uncle Mao Li who was sitting behind the desk and Mu Tianyuan who was sitting on the sofa saw In this situation, everyone immediately stood up, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at the packaged toys on the ground and said in amazement: "I'll go, is this a gift or revenge?"

As soon as Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, he saw a middle-aged man in a brown suit and glasses walking in, and then the middle-aged man looked at Conan, who was sitting on the ground, rubbing his head and screaming for pain, while stretching out his hand to Conan, he was very nervous. Embarrassed, he said, "I'm sorry, kid, are you okay?"

"Uh, it's okay." Conan first looked at the middle-aged man's hand, then shook his head while holding the middle-aged man's hand and stood up. Then, with the help of Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan Conan, he took the man The various toys and the like that came were placed on the coffee table, and after a few people sat down on the sofa, Uncle Maori looked at the man and said, "Sir, do you want to entrust my detective Maori Kogoro?"

"Yes," the man nodded, and then began to introduce: "My surname is Xiao Chuan. Since about two years ago, people have sent me money and toys every month, but the sender's name and address are fake. Yeah, I think it's kind of weird."

Uncle Mao Li picked up a toy and looked at it while saying: "Well, someone sends you money and toys every month. Do you have any children at home?"

"Yes, there is a son, Yuta, who is five years old this year." Mr. Ogawa nodded and replied. After hearing this, Uncle Maoli held his chin and began to think about it. Then Uncle Maoli looked at Mr. Ogawa and said, "Then may I ask once How much did you send me?"