Pirate Whitebeard Cat on Board

Sengoku: I am the Admiral of the Navy, guarding the justice of the Navy.
Whitebeard: You were scratched by a cat.
Warring States: I have more men than you.
Whitebeard: You were scratched by a cat.
Warring States: I have three generals
Whitebeard: They've all been scratched by cats.
Sengoku: Can we not mention cats?
Whitebeard: No!
This is the story of a cat on a whitebeard boat, holding the lowest bounty and scratching the most vicious people.