You Know Nothing About Pain

"I've never heard of it." Sasuke curled his lips: "Where did you hear the strange words?"

"I saw it in the book." Naruto said with a smile: "You usually read it more, there are many interesting things in it."

But after this battle, Sasuke didn't insist anymore, just at this time the ramen came, and the two of them concentrated on the delicious food in front of them.

After the meal, the two made an appointment to go to the back mountain to practice together on the weekend, and then waved goodbye.

Naruto walked on the road alone holding his bulging belly, thinking about going home for a thorough cleaning, when suddenly there was a commotion in front of the street.

"Ah!!! Pervert!!!"

"Old pervert! Stop!"

"Catch him! Don't let him get away! How dare you spy on the women's bathhouse!!!"

Hearing the commotion ahead, Naruto looked up subconsciously.

As soon as I looked up, I saw a wretched uncle with long white hair like a hedgehog running in the front, wearing a red jacket, stepping on clogs, carrying a huge scroll behind him, followed by a group of people carrying pots and pans, Aunt and aunt with broom and mop.

"Old pervert, stop for me!!!"

"It's shameless to learn how to peep at a young age!!!"

Zilai, who was running ahead, also heard that the pursuers were getting closer and closer, and seeing that he was about to be overtaken, he hurriedly formed seals with his hands.

I saw a nameless gust of wind hanging on the street in an instant. Although the gust was not strong, it contained a lot of dust, making pedestrians on the street and all the aunts chasing after me unable to open their eyes.

While the pursuers behind him couldn't open their eyes temporarily, Jilai also hurried to the corner next to Naruto, first winked at Naruto to hint, and then used the transformation technique to turn into a telephone pole at the corner.

After a while, the pursuers rushed to the corner, but they couldn't find the satyr when they looked left and right.

"Strange, I saw him running this way just now, but he disappeared in the blink of an eye."

One of the aunts holding a broom saw Naruto standing aside, and asked Naruto with bright eyes, "Brother, did you see where that pervert went?"

"A pervert? If you were talking about the white-haired uncle just now, I've seen it."

Naruto pointed to the electric pole next to him expressionlessly, and sold Jiraiya without hesitation: "That's it. I saw him transform into an electric pole with my own eyes."

The crowd was stunned for a moment, and then looked suspiciously at the electric pole aside. Under the careful observation of the crowd, some blind students soon discovered Huadian.

"Damn it! There aren't even wires on this pole!"

"That's right! There isn't even a small advertisement posted on the telegraph pole, so it's fake at first glance!"

"I thought it was weird just now, this pervert dares to trick us!"

"beat him!"

An aunt holding a wooden basin kicked on the telephone pole first, and she changed back to her original shape after suffering the pain. The people around her were completely sure of this, and surrounded her with a ferocious smile.

"Wait...wait...just a moment."

Zilai, who is weak and weak, can only show a flattering smile and try his best: "Listen to me, I am the legendary hero Zi-"

"beat him!"

However, the furious aunts didn't care about this at all. Anyway, they stood up and had a large number of people, even if they made a scene with Hokage, they immediately rushed forward.

During this period, I could only hear Jiraiya's intermittent mourning: "Don't...don't...don't slap your face!!!"

After kicking, bang, bang, and beating, everyone finally dissipated, leaving only Zilaiye who was dying on the spot.

Naruto also shrugged and prepared to leave. He would not sympathize with this kind of wretched uncle, but just as he took a step, there was a loud shout behind him.

"That brat over there, wait for me!"

Naruto stopped in his tracks, turned his head expressionlessly and said, "Is there something wrong?"

"I said you don't have any sympathy at all."

Zilai also said like a resentful woman: "Why do men make things difficult for men? It's not easy to come out and mess around. Why do you have to expose me?"

"Sorry, I don't feel like I'm on your side."

Naruto shrugged indifferently and said, "After all, peeping is so disrespectful."

"Who says I'm peeping!" Jiraiya retorted angrily, "I'm collecting material for my own novel! I'm dedicating myself to art!"

"novel?"

Naruto was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Jiraiya with a strange look and said, "Don't tell me you wrote that kind of novel, you are still a habitual offender? Then the person just now really beat you A little lighter."

Naruto was about to leave after speaking, but Zilai also grabbed him from behind, and said relentlessly: "I haven't settled with you yet, what do you say if the person just hit me up? Responsible?"

"So I've been watching from the side all the time, and there's nothing wrong with it now."

Naruto said impatiently: "Who are you, I'm still in a hurry to go home."

Unexpectedly, Naruto's "who are you" seems to have turned on a switch, Jiraiya also entered a certain state in an instant, and even the background sound came from nowhere.

"Good question!"

Dengdengdeng.

Jiraiya summoned a toad the size of a car out of thin air through the mudra of his hands, jumped onto the toad and waved his hair like a lion.

"I am Taoist Xiansu, the toad elf of Mount Miaomu."

Dengdengdeng.

Jiraiya said while sitting with strange dance moves:

"Commonly known as the Toad Immortal, join us!"

Deng!

Jiraiya also paused at a mighty movement, and the background sound and words ended at the same time, and the card was seamless, making people wonder how many times he had practiced in private, and why he was so proficient.

Naruto first watched Jiraiya's performance in bewilderment, and then, as if he had been poked into a laughing point, he covered his stomach and laughed and said:

"Hahahahaha, fairy, is it just you?

Hahahaha, I laughed so hard. "

Naruto covered his stomach, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Toad Immortal? I think he is a lecherous immortal, right?"

In the end, Naruto finally stopped his smile, waved his hands to Jiraiya with a smile on his face and said, "Goodbye then, lecherous fairy, remember not to do this kind of thing again next time, you don't feel ashamed at your age. "

Jiraiya saw that Naruto was about to leave, and immediately became anxious.

Why doesn't this kid play his cards according to the routine? Hasn't he heard of the name of hero Ziraiya? He shouldn't.

In fact, Jiraiya here is a bit taken for granted. After all, no matter how famous Jiraiya is, he is only famous among the ninja community. If Naruto wants to know, he needs someone to tell him.

Children from other ninja families may have heard it from their parents and elders when discussing it, but Naruto didn't have such luck.

"Wait a minute!" Jiraiya stepped in front of Naruto, "You can't go!"

"Can't go? Why?"

Naruto suddenly became unhappy, and said impatiently with a straight face: "Who are you, this road is not built by your family, why can't I go?"

"Anyway, I can't do it!" Jiraiya was stalling for time while his brain was racing: "You can't leave me alone!"

"Leave you alone?!" Naruto was directly annoyed: "I don't owe you money, why can't I leave you alone?"

"Because...because..."

Jilai also had a sudden idea and said: "Because you betrayed me just now, the materials that the group of people took me to save with great difficulty were torn apart."

Naruto slapped his head speechlessly: "So?"

"That is the best material that I have accumulated through hard work. Without it, my book will not continue to be written, and if I cannot continue to write, it will be discontinued. The publishing house will not pay me the manuscript fee. Without the manuscript fee, I will have no money. No I don’t have a place to live without the money.”

Jilai also pretended to be lonely and helpless: "To sum up, you have to take responsibility and arrange a place for me to live."

"A place to live for you?"

Naruto expressed surprise, he had never seen such a brazen person.

"Why don't you stay at my house?!" Naruto couldn't help but complained, "When the time comes, you'll sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the floor?"

Unexpectedly, Zilai also climbed up the pole, rubbing his hands with a look of embarrassment, and said: "How embarrassing, you should sleep on the bed, I don't choose."

"Neuropathy."

Naruto was completely speechless, left without saying a word.

Jiraiya shouted and followed behind Naruto's butt.

"Hey! Wait a minute!

You listen to me, I'm really famous!

Do not lie to you! " On the way Naruto went home, Jiraiya kept following behind, muttering non-stop.

Why is my health not good at an old age, and I was beaten up by a group of inhumane people just now, and now I am seriously injured, if I sleep on the street tonight, I may freeze to death.

Why do young people nowadays have no love at all? If it were like when I was young, people would not be old in the world.

Naruto pretended not to hear the whole time, just like a mosquito buzzing in his ear.

In the end, Jilai followed him all the way to Naruto's house.

Naruto opened the door and entered the room, and Jilai was about to sneak in as if nothing happened.

As a result, as soon as Naruto bought it with his front foot, he closed the door with a bang on his back foot, not giving Zirai a chance to take advantage of the loophole.

If it wasn't for Zilai's quick response, he would probably have been bruised and swollen.

After Naruto returned home, he forgot what happened before, picked up the broom and rag and began to clean the room diligently.

During the cleaning, Naruto couldn't help but complained to Mr. Ji who was beside him: "Mr. Ji, why do you think there is such a cheeky uncle who went to spy on the women's bathhouse."

Mr. Ji stood aside with a smile and said: "An extraordinary person does extraordinary things. Since he peeped at the women's bathhouse, he was beaten violently behind him, so he is benevolent."

"Really, he's already very old." Naruto couldn't help complaining, "It's not a good person at first glance."

"It must be his fault for peeping at the woman's bath."

Mr. Ji glanced at the door with a smile: "But from my observation just now, this person is not bad, his behavior may not be very proper, but other places should be okay."

"Ah?" Naruto looked at Mr. Ji in surprise: "He is spying on the women's bathhouse, which is not bad."

"I just taught you not to look at people one-sidedly, and only look at one thing, why have you forgotten it now?"