You Know Nothing About Pain

Mr. Ji nodded Naruto's forehead amusedly and said:

"Judging from the previous transformation techniques, he should be a ninja, but after he was discovered, at most he would use ninjutsu to squint people's eyes, or turn into a telephone pole in order to get away with it.

After being discovered, you can obediently be beaten up by those ordinary people and not fight back. Even you, the kid who exposed him, will at most be long-winded, and never intend to use force to retaliate.

It shows that at least this person will not bully the weak. In this regard, he is already much better than most good people on the surface. "

Speaking of this, Mr. Ji suddenly blinked mischievously: "But let's talk about it, Xiao Naruto should not learn from him in the future, remember not to see evil."

"Mr. Ji, what do you think of me." Naruto said with black lines all over his head, "I wouldn't do this kind of thing, and what's so good about that thing, I'm not interested."

"My slender lady, the gentleman is so arrogant."

Mr. Ji narrowed his eyes at Naruto: "Whether it looks good or not, we will have the right to say it when Naruto grows up."

Naruto shook his head speechlessly, he really didn't understand the meaning of Mr. Ji's words now.

After cleaning, Naruto took a comfortable bath and came to the bedroom with a cup of hot milk.

Naruto lay on the window sill of the bedroom, looking at the sparse stars in the night sky outside the window, taking a sip of the milk in his hand from time to time, feeling very comfortable.

Suddenly, Naruto inadvertently swept across the distant buildings, his eyes fixed.

It turned out that on a building about a hundred meters away in the distance, a child who looked like he was only two or three years old and wearing a tiger hat was walking unsteadily on the edge of his window sill, with a playful look on his face, as if Find something fun to play.

I don't know that the parents were so careless that they left their children alone in the room with the windows wide open.

At this time, the sky was dark, and the pedestrians downstairs didn't notice this scene. The child was staggering and was about to fall.

Naruto quickly jumped out of the window, wanting to rush to a distant building to rescue this child who was in danger and didn't know it.

However, the moment Naruto jumped out of the window, the child accidentally stepped on the ground and fell headlong from the window sill.

"careful!"

Naruto's eyes were tearing apart, and he couldn't help roaring, but it was too late for him to rush over at this moment.

At the side, Mr. Ji also had a solemn expression, and he pinched a magic weapon in his sleeve, ready to expose himself as soon as he wanted to make a move.

Suddenly a gust of wind howled from the flat ground, and a man with white hair and red clothes rose from nowhere, and instantly came to the bottom of the child, and caught the child in the air.

Seeing this scene, Naruto stood up abruptly, breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help muttering in his heart.

Isn't this the wretched uncle who claimed to be a fairy before?

Jiraiya jumped a few times and gently sent the child back to the window sill, but at this moment the child was still immersed in the panic of falling just now, crying non-stop.

"Really, I can't coax children."

Jilai also looked at the crying child, scratched his hair in distress, and suddenly remembered something, took out a bag of exquisite pastries from his arms and handed it to the child.

"This is the pastry I brought from the land of waves. It was originally prepared for my disciples and grandchildren. There are only two boxes in total. This box is cheap for you."

The child asked about the sweet smell of the pastry, the crying gradually stopped, and the long hands asked Zilai to ask for the pastry in his hand.

"Don't cry, don't cry, you can't play such a dangerous game next time."

Ji Lai also patted the child's head with a smile, handed the cake in his hand to the child, and carefully closed the window before leaving.

After dealing with everything, Jiraiya scratched his head in distress.

Well, what to do next.

Originally, Jiraiya was also planning to observe Naruto's life secretly, and to collect materials for his new book by the way.

After all, the quality of Konoha beauties is obviously much higher than other places, and their personalities are also straightforward and strong, which is what he likes the most.

Who ever wanted to peep...Ah, no, when I was collecting materials, I was discovered by someone, and I was so lucky that I was bumped into by my disciple.

Jiraiya had an idea at the time, thinking that he might as well take this opportunity to get close to his disciple and grandson, but Naruto didn't follow Ziraiya's trick at all, and the name of Sannin was just winking to the blind man.

Thinking of this, Zilai couldn't help but sighed sadly.

Forget it, it's better to observe quietly, at worst, I won't go peeping for a few days... Ah no, it's time to get the material.

Just as Jiraiya was about to leave, a shout suddenly came from afar.

"Hey! What's the name of that... Oh yes, lecherous fairy!"

Jiraiya subconsciously turned around and shouted: "It's the Toad Immortal!!!"

Not far away, Naruto stood on the roof of the building and looked at Jilai with a smile and said, "Lustful Immortal! There is indeed no room for the bed, but there are a lot of vacant seats on the floor, can you come?"

Ji Laiya was taken aback for a moment, then realized, flicked his hair narcissistically, laughed and said:

"Hahahaha, brat, do you finally understand how powerful I am, Mr. Jiraiya?

You beg me, beg me, I'll just live as hard as I can! "

Naruto looked at the smug Jiraiya, his head was covered with black lines, and he just felt that he had a good impression of Jiraiya just now because of his bravery, and he was fed to the dog in an instant.

"Cut, old bastard."

Naruto muttered something in a low voice, turned and left without looking back, leaving only one sentence behind.

"Love can't live!"

Jilai also became anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly chased after Naruto's back, while shouting in his mouth.

"Hey! Brat, wait for me!

Who told you I can't live anymore!Can't live with the bastard!

Also, I am a toad fairy, not a lecherous fairy! ! ! " Jilai also followed Naruto to the house, and after entering, he stood at the entrance and looked into the room, looking very interested.

Naruto took out the slippers and put them on for Jiraiya. These were the slippers he bought for hospitality on a whim by chance, but he never used them.

Naruto led Ziraiya into the room, pointed to the space next to the bed in the bedroom and said, "This is it, I don't think you have any bedding, so I'll use my spare."

"Huh? Oh...no problem, no problem."

Jiraiya responded absently while looking at the layout of the room.

It's okay, it has everything you need, and it's pretty neat, at least Naruto seems to be doing okay now.

After Naruto helped Jiraiya take out the quilt, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Are you hungry?"

"What?" Ziraiya didn't respond for a moment.

"Let me ask you, are you hungry?" Naruto rolled his eyes angrily: "If you're hungry, I still have something in the refrigerator, so you can make do with it if you don't mind."

"That's so funny."

Ji Lai also rubbed his hands with a smile: "I didn't think so at first, but when you say it like this, it's really a bit..."

"Okay, wait."

Naruto handed the quilt to Jiraiya, while he went to the refrigerator to rummage through it, and took out two eggs, a tomato, a handful of shallots, and a serving of instant udon noodles.

As the stove ignited, it didn't take long for a steaming bowl of tomato and egg noodles to be served in front of Zilaiye.

"Well..."

Zilai also looked at the delicious tomato and egg noodles in front of him in amazement: "It looks very good, have you always cooked by yourself?"

"Yeah." Naruto nodded silently: "I didn't know much at first, so I always ate instant noodles, and I started to learn slowly more than a year ago."

Zilai kept this point in his heart calmly, then picked up the chopsticks and ate the noodles: "Then I will not be polite!"

Naruto took a book and sat opposite Jiraiya, flipping through the book and asked intentionally or unintentionally: "By the way, where did you come from, lecherous fairy?"

"where?"

Jiraiya was eating at this time, and he didn't bother to correct Naruto's address: "I am Konoha's ninja."

"Ninja of Konoha?"

Naruto looked Jiraiya up and down: "Then why have I never seen you before? Also, you said you were Konoha's ninja, why didn't you wear a forehead protector, you should be prepared to brag."

"That... I have been out of the village for many years because of some things, and I only came back recently when I was free."

Jiraiya said proudly while eating the noodles: "As for the forehead protector you mentioned, a person with high morals like me naturally doesn't need it. Have you ever seen Hokage wearing a forehead protector every day?"

"Tch, the more you talk about it, the more hopeless you become."

Naruto curled his lips, but he believed in the identity of Konoha ninja for the time being: "Then why have you been outside all this time? The village assigned you a mission?"

"Actually, the village didn't assign me any tasks."

Ji Lai also scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "Actually, it's mainly about my personal affairs. If I don't deal with it, I will feel uncomfortable."

"A personal matter?"

Naruto was taken aback, then remembered what Jiraiya had done before, looked at Jiraiya with strange eyes and said:

"So you haven't been in the village all year round, isn't it because you keep peeping at the women's bathhouse, and everyone shouted and beat you in the end, so you have no choice but to go to other places to peep?"

"who said it!"

Jilai also slammed the table and stood up, eating noodles while saying vaguely:

"I'm not in the village because of serious business!

Also, let me say it again, I'm not peeping, I'm collecting material!

I'm a writer, so what about a scholar can be called voyeurism! ? "

Naruto didn't say anything when he saw Jiraiya's excited look, so that he would be too excited to spit out the face from his mouth, and then he would have to tidy up himself.

Jiraiya calmed down and sat down to eat noodles again. While eating, he suddenly remembered something, took out a bag from his arms and handed it to Naruto.

Naruto took it and opened it. It was a package of exquisitely shaped pastries. It didn't look cheap, at least it looked much more high-end than the ones sold in Jiekou dumpling shop.

"Is this...?" Naruto raised his head suspiciously.

"When I was doing business outside, I happened to pass by the country of Bo, where the dim sum is very famous, so I bought two packs."

Ji Lai also said without raising his head, "I don't have anything else with me, I only have this bag of pastries left, so I should take it as a thank you."

Naruto looked down at the pastry in the oiled paper bag.

Although it looks a little dry after a long time, the shape has not been damaged at all, at most, a corner is slightly deformed, and it can be seen that its owner must be very careful in preserving it.

If it was really brought by the land of waves as Jiraiya said, it would not be easy to keep it as it is now after a long journey all the way here.

"Give it to me?" Naruto said hesitantly, "You came back with this bag of pastries all the way, there must be someone who wants to give it to you—"

"I will send you off if I say I will send you off, what are you talking about?"