I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

until after school.

Su Han ran into Hun Ziran again at the door.

Seeing her twin ponytails flickering, and Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue beside her, Su Han knew that things were not easy.

"Brother, I want to eat pork knuckles!" Seeing Su Han, An Ran's big eyes suddenly brightened.

The corner of Su Han's mouth twitched.

After thinking about it, this harmless girl was not interested in her, so she nodded and said, "Okay."

At least for now, An Ran doesn't have any bad thoughts about herself.

After the four of them walked out of the school, they suddenly saw Goudan.

At this moment, Goudan was walking with Liu Ying from Class [-], Class [-], Senior High School, and the two walked side by side.

Looking at the situation, it seems that Goudan came out of the luxurious single room.

"Yingbao, what do you want to eat?" Goudan asked a little nervously.

Liu Ying looked at him nervously, and couldn't help but smiled and said, "It's fine."

In fact, dog eggs are not ugly.

On the contrary, he is quite handsome, except that he is a bit of a second grader and a bit naive, and the rest is a bit of a wolf warrior.

This guy was able to beautify his identity as a dog licker into a Neptune.

For this alone, people have to give Goudan a thumbs up.

but...

Behind Goudan and the others, Su Han, Fairy Lin, and Fairy Liu all looked strange.

Because in their perspective.

Goudan's hands have been hesitating whether to put them on Liu Ying's shoulders or around her waist.

Just when they were fascinated by watching the play.

Hun Ziran's voice suddenly interrupted the three of them.

"Brother, I want to eat this, this, and this!"

Su Han turned his head.

Then I saw that An Ran was already holding a lot of things in his hands, such as pancakes, meat buns, two strawberry flavored ice creams, and a big sauced elbow!

Seeing this scene, Su Han felt his scalp go numb.

shit.

This kind of bastard can't afford to support himself.

Although, I have a good impression of this loli.

But... she did eat too much.

"You..." Su Han opened his mouth, and finally lost the strength to speak.

Forget it.

You are an idiot!

In the end, Su Han reluctantly paid the bill and spent 200 yuan!

Depend on!

If I let this loli eat it like this, I will really go bankrupt.

Seeing Su Han's pained face when he paid.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue looked at each other in surprise.

"It's so strange that the dog man would be so obedient to this loli!"

And Hun Ziran wasn't embarrassed at all.

With a slightly short stature, he was carrying a lot of food and eating two ice creams in his hand.

When the two returned home, Hun Ziran was spoiled by both father and mother at the same time.

This made Su Han very sad.

I... fell out of favor.

Back in the room, Su Han locked himself in the room, played several games seriously, and felt better.

At twelve o'clock in the evening...

【Reward settlement...】

[Settlement successful! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing 3 straight male actions yesterday, and successfully used the enhanced version of the one-punch-one-monster skill once. 】

[Reward: 3000 steel value, self-deception ruler*1! 】

Ok? ? ?

Su Han:? ? ?

After withdrawing this reward item, Su Han fell into deep thought while holding the self-deception ruler in his hand.

"What kind of reward is this!"

PS: A total of 11000 words are included in the fifth watch. In addition, I am begging for my brain. There are really no funny parts to write about the plot of the college entrance examination. I found that the outline was written after the college entrance examination. I fell into deep thought. I sat in front of the computer for nine hours today. , just hold back the plot...

Chapter 94 Do you think I look like a person who will die?

[Introduction to self-deception ruler props: the scale is 1cm, 2cm, 3cm...20cm. In addition, you can also use self-deception ruler to make the other party think that you are bad. It is a sad prop. Please use it with others carefully~】

See the introduction of the system.

Su Han fell into deep thought, so this prop is...

Suitable for dogs?

After thinking about it, it seems that it is not impossible.

However, Goudan has already deceived himself to the point that he doesn't need to rely on props, who told...

Without thinking too much, Su Han looked at the system mall again.

【opening...】

The system mall is being refreshed, and items appear in Su Han's eyes one by one.

Proficiently come to the last page.

This is your own zone.

Paradise for the poor.

Why do you say that, because in the shopping mall with hundreds of pages, only the props sold on the last page are affordable for Su Han.

Too much will not work!

[The top version of Yuxi, a puff can make people directly enter the peak, price: 100 steel value. 】

[This is a mysterious elixir that allows the little foundation-builder to enter the next realm, price: 1,500 steel value. 】

[Speakers with cheap mouths, hate whoever is unhappy (non-Golden Core Realm monks can't be broken)!Selling price: 500 steel value. 】

[Today's spike: Invincible nail clippers for cutting nails, price: 2,000 steel value. 】

Looking at the low-priced goods this time, Su Han found that it turned out to be a little normal!

terrible!

Is the system starting to get serious?

but...

I don’t smoke, so why would I want the premium version of Yuxi, besides, I’ll just go and spend 200 yuan to buy one, it doesn’t smell good?

Why waste this precious steel value!

Seemingly understanding the doubts in Su Han's heart, the system quickly issued a reminder.

[Top version Yuxi introduction: This is a top-notch cigarette with built-in explosive beads. With a light press, you can decompress and feel refreshed. One puff is better than a living god, one puff makes people high, two puffs make people go up, and three puffs of soul ascend to heaven! 】

Su Han: "???"

What the hell?

Fuck...

This is just one bite...suitable for daddy!

As if he had discovered a new continent, Su Han's eyes suddenly lit up, he hadn't teased his father for a long time, and he was a little unaccustomed to it.

Recently, Su Long's status has risen sharply in the family.

Seems to have something to do with his darling.

Now every day for dinner, Su Long's father eats four big bowls, which is as good as that glutinous loli!

"If this is a mouthful for Dad..."

Su Han seemed to be able to see the expression of enjoyment on his father's face.

Um...

Su Han immediately decided to buy it!

【Ding!Successful purchase, steel value -100! 】

Keep looking down.

When seeing the introduction of this elixir, Su Han bought it without hesitation.

Where can I find the elixir that allows a little cultivator like myself to directly enter the realm of the gods?

Although it is a bit expensive, but fortunately Su Han still has some money, so he can afford it!