I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Tonight, I will be a noble monk in the Divine Tibet Realm.

The gap between the big devil and himself is getting bigger and bigger.

Su Han said with deep emotion.

This is true, the gap is getting bigger and bigger, I should be able to pick up the big devil with one hand now, right?

Just like carrying chickens as a child.

Mouth speakers...

Seeing this gadget, Su Han fell into deep thought, should he buy it?

It is actually best to buy it as a gift for Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue.

but...

Sure enough, the empathetic system answered for Su Han again.

[Introduction to the mouthpiece audio props: This is a mouthpiece speaker made by a civilization with highly advanced technology. It can withstand the devastation of all monks below the Golden Core Realm without breaking. The cheap speaker can return to the owner~]

[Friendly reminder: It's fun to die for a while, and it's always fun to die all the time! 】

Su Han: "???"

"Bought it!"

Su Han doesn't know if he can resist the blow or not, but his cheap mouth is obviously suitable for them.

Su Han is no longer a straight man...

Um...

He has now evolved into a spoof.

Without even thinking about it, Su Han bought three at once.

[Successful purchase, steel value -1500. 】

but.

Su Han still doesn't understand the insta-kill thing today, just a nail clipper, why is it so expensive!

Even pills, which have a sky-exploding effect, only sell for 1500 steel points.

Why does this little nail clipper sell for 2000?

[Invincible nail clipper props introduction: This is an existence that can be invincible in the state of clipping nails. It can expand the domain anytime and anywhere. 】

[The system assistant reminds you: You are a good helper, you deserve it! 】

Su Han: "???"

seek death?

Do you think I look like someone who would die?

meeting!

Obviously, this invincible nail clipper is very suitable for Su Han. Moreover, it is similar to a novel I have read. It is a pity that his is to pick ear picks, and my own is to cut nails...

"Is there an invincible tool for cutting nose hair..."

Bought!

It takes many days to spend once, and this time is Su Han's biggest spend.

Of course, there are many things to buy.

[Steel value - 2000! 】

The consumption of 5100 steel value this time is a lot of money!

System: Iron Straight Man System.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Late Foundation Establishment (26999/30000)

背包：爆笑卡*2、人工智能贾维斯源码*1、振金盾牌*1、任性斗篷、嘴贱音箱*3、破境丹*1、顶配版玉溪*1、无敌指甲钳*1。

Steel value: 6800 (100 points increase 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation method column: (Invincible body training method [automatic training], instant unicorn arm [Dacheng], steel hand [automatic training])

Attributes: Constitution: 355, Strength: 377, Speed: 359, Charm: 150 (maximum)

skill:

Eating: Level 9 (cooking is not active, thinking has problems).

English: Level 8 (1353/9000)

Game: Level 9 (8999/10000)

Coquettish position: MAX

One punch and one monster: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

.....

comfortable.

As a squirrel whose attributes are a bit like hoarding nuts, what Su Han likes most is to see his net worth bulging.

This time, I also exchanged a lot of useful things, but it's not bad.

"System, use the Breakthrough Pill!"

Su Han shouted in his mind.

The next moment, Su Han's consciousness was forced to withdraw from the system space.

When he opened his eyes, there was already a black elixir in his hand that exuded the fragrance of tangerine peel.

Swallow it up.

The next moment, Su Han's aura suddenly collapsed.

after a few seconds.

A breath that is tens of times more majestic than before gushes out from the depths of his body!

Divine Tibetan Realm!The Divine Hidden Realm of the Heart!

ps: I was in the hospital, and I coded it with my mobile phone. I was hospitalized because of my sickness. I don’t know if I can code tonight. If I can’t update it, I will post chapter 8 tomorrow. I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, and my grades are very good now , if I can, I will not choose to break the update (o ﹏ o?), please forgive me for the handsome, cute, charming and beautiful readers

Chapter 95 Dad, I'll Give You a Gift

From now on.

Su Han has officially become a super boss in the Tibetan realm of the God of Heart!

Um...

The boss of his fantasy.

But it's true.

How many monks in the Divine Hidden Realm can there be in the world now?

Except for those few in the world of cultivating immortals.

Su Han shook hands, and instantly felt a majestic force hovering in his body, as long as he drives this force, it can turn into terrible damage.

for example...

Steel hand + unicorn arm, when the two are added together, Su Han feels that he should be able to hit ordinary Shenzang Realm casually.

Glancing at the data.

Su Han chose to exit the system space again.

because...

It's daylight again.

Su Han felt that if he lived in the system space, he should be able to endure the destruction of the world...

Six thirty in the morning.

Su Han got up and washed, then went downstairs.

As soon as he came to the living room, Su Han saw that his father got up early to search for food!

This is terrible.

"Father, I'll give you a gift." Su Han came to the living room and shouted to Su Long who was heating milk.

Su Long turned his head in doubt, looked at Su Han, and asked, "What is it?"

What good things can I give myself for my big son?

Su Han grinned, then put his hands behind his back and took out a cigarette.

Um...

The top version of Yuxi.

Su Han actually doesn't know if the introduction of this kind of smoke is really so magical, one mouthful rises to the top, two mouthfuls rise to the top, and three mouthfuls ascend to the sky...

but...

Su Han felt that it should be very suitable for the old man, because every time he smokes, he always enjoys it.

But Su Han never felt that there was anything good about smoking.

It doesn't prevent me from 'respecting' my father.

"This cigarette is for you." Su Han took the cigarette out from behind and grinned.