I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Are you accepting a dog as a disciple? Are you teaching him the Falun Dafa?"

"Goddam, please refuse..."

The people in the live broadcast room hadn't finished playing the barrage, and Goudan's next sentence completely petrified them.

Goudan looked serious, shook his head and said, "Brother Han, I've made up my mind."

"Since No. [-] fish won't work, then I'll start No. [-] fish's strategy plan!"

"Target, class flower of class three!"

Su Han: "???"

"Are you still going to be a licking dog???"

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Chapter 13 Lin Qingyan's tricks for chasing boys?

Su Han looked at him, and said these words involuntarily.

Good guy.

I am straight a good guy!

The dog egg is really awesome, so I just changed someone to lick it, how dare I... He knew it would fail?

Huan Yu Er No. [-]...

Su Han was shocked, he, a man bound to the Iron Straight Man system, was shocked by a licking dog!

"Brother Han, what are you talking about? Why am I just licking a dog?" Goudan said plausibly with a displeased expression on his face, "I'm called Guangzaiwang!"

"If I can't catch her, I'll change my target immediately!" Goudan's face was full of pride: "I'm smart, I won't hang myself on a tree."

Su Han: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

Through the screen, they saw the unstoppable complacency on Goudan's face, and they couldn't help but doubt life.

This is so...

"Too hardcore!"

"I think the dog lickers in the world of cultivating immortals should learn from Goudan!"

"Look, what is a profession? This is called a profession!"

"When it comes to licking dogs, I would call Goudan the strongest!"

"When will the king of dog eggs develop a way to lick the dog to prove the Tao? For example, the kind/dog head that can advance to a small realm after being rejected a hundred times."

At first they were still thinking, Goudan is so pitiful, how should he comfort him.

In the end... Good guy, they don't need to think about it, Goudan will see it by himself, and it's the kind that was premeditated!

That's pretty hardcore.

It is simply the glory of the strongest king!

Back in the classroom, Goudan really looked away. Under Su Han's gaze, Goudan returned to his seat.

Originally, he and Su Han were at the same table, but they were replaced by Fairy Lin acting coquettishly.

Hide in a corner now.

As if responding to everyone's expectant gaze, the screen in the live broadcast room was adjusted to the dog's position in accordance with the public.

Next, Goudan entered a series of characters in the prestige chat interface that shocked everyone and called him Niubi.

Goudan: [Yingbao, I went to the hospital for an infusion yesterday. 】

Remarks: Yu'er No. [-] (Liu Ying, Class [-]): 【Huh?What kind of fluid did you infuse? Didn't I see you well today? /Confuse. 】

Goudan: [The fluid I infused is...the fluid that misses you. 】

Good guy!

"Labor and capital don't even accept the saint, so they will obey you asshole!"

"As expected of a god of licking, this chatting skill is as deep as ten thousand years!"

Convinced, a group of monks who surpassed ordinary people countless times were directly convinced by Goudan, an ordinary person.

If I have this kind of chat skills, do I still worry that I don't have a daughter from a big family who likes me?

Su Han played a qualifying game on his seat, and finally advanced again, with 81 stars for King of Glory!

"How lonely it is to be invincible!" Su Han sighed.

"Brother Xiao Han."

Just when Su Han was about to start the next qualifying match, a sweet and soft voice sounded beside him.

Suddenly, Su Han shivered.

Then quickly turn off the phone screen.

Looking up, Su Han saw Lin Qingyan wearing a white T-shirt and denim shorts, her straight legs were so white and tender.

A white T-shirt, denim shorts, white shoes, and her smooth black hair tied into a ponytail, plus airy bangs on her forehead, made Lin Xianzi very fresh today.

"Brother Xiaohan, what are you playing?"

Fairy Lin put down her schoolbag, sat next to Su Han and asked curiously.

After a night of practice, she has dispelled the grievances she had accumulated towards Su Han yesterday.

Today, Fairy Lin will use 100% of her strength to attack this dog man with all her strength!

Su Han glanced at her and said directly, "No."

Just kidding, I dare not tell you about playing games!

This woman didn't have a good heart. Yesterday, she had zero death record, and she directly defeated her by shouting.

Lin Qingyan nodded: "Oh, okay~"

Very cute!

Su Han looked deeply at Lin Qingyan, this woman is so well-behaved today, she definitely has a demonic aura!

In the live broadcast room, with Lin Qingyan's appearance on the stage today, many monks who liked her erupted.

"Ah! Fairy Lin has come out!"

"In the past few seasons, I have been attacking the domineering president, and my dress is a bit too formal. Today's Lin Xianzi's high school student's dress is really refreshing."

"I really like Fairy Lin like this."

"It's so beautiful, marrying Fairy Lin can make a difference for seven days!"

Yaochi Holy Land, as a sect full of women, they are not only strong, but also talented.

In the entire world of cultivating immortals, the Holy Land Yaochi is the top sect.

All the beauties in the world come out of the fairyland.

This sentence is not just talking.

Every woman who can enter the holy land of Yaochi has her own characteristics, and she also has talents!

In the next two classes, Lin Qingyan didn't find a chance to talk to Su Han either.

However, she also knows that this season's hero is different from the past, the previous ones were all men, this guy is not.

He is a dog man!

Therefore, in order to attack him, Fairy Lin also found several techniques.

Fairy Lin called it: Lin's technique of chasing men!

1. Learn to encourage each other!

There is no boy who doesn't like others to praise him, encourage him, and motivate him.

If a guy fails at something, then you have to encourage him.

We can't ridicule him, because this will make the boy very frustrated and have a certain distance from you.

When a boy does a good thing, you need to praise him and let him feel your gaze.

In this way, the distance between men and women will be very close!

2. Find a common topic between the two!

For example, if Su Han likes games and sports, then he has to learn it by himself, so as to bring the relationship between the two closer and make him feel that it is good to have his company.

but...

This dog man is not allowed to be touched no matter in games or anywhere, so he can only find another way.

Fairy Lin said secretly.

But fortunately, I still know the third skill!

3. Play hard to get!

This move can be used not only by men, but also by oneself!

With his ever-changing temperament, as long as he insists on changing clothes every day, one day he will be able to find the type that this dog man likes!

When the time comes... Hey hey!

"I don't believe it anymore. With my charm, I can't fascinate you, a little high school student!" Fairy Lin secretly proud.

She felt that if she did this, she would definitely succeed in the attack!

It's just a little man, what can't be done by yourself!

Until the afternoon class, Lin Xianzi also kept observing Su Han's movements, such as what he likes, what he plays, and where is his favorite point.

However, in the afternoon, the bald head teacher came to the classroom and announced something, which gave Lin Qingyan an instant boost of motivation.

"Students, let's go to a nearby orphanage to be a volunteer this afternoon, to see those children and help them..."