I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Brother Han, do you think I should book a room at the Century Hotel tonight? Yesterday was 520, and today is 521. Will it be difficult to book?"

"How about I order it now?"

Ding!

At this moment, Goudan's cell phone vibrated suddenly. After seeing the person who sent the message, Goudan was instantly excited.

Quickly pulled Su Han and said: "Brother Han, look, my goddess has voiced me!"

"Don't shake it, don't shake it, I'm not blind!" Su Han said speechlessly.

Then, with excitement on Goudan's face, he couldn't help clicking the latest voice message with trembling fingers.

Then...

A man's voice that seemed to be suppressing a smile no matter how he heard it, rang in the ears of the two of them.

"Brother, I'm sorry I just woke up, we were too excited to play last night, so I didn't pay attention to it."

bang.

The phone slipped from Goudan's hand, that somewhat handsome face was completely stiff...

On the side, Su Han and everyone in the live broadcast room seemed to have heard the sound of dreams shattering?

No.

It's... the sound of heartbreak.

Shrimp pork heart!

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Chapter 12 Do you still want to be a licking dog?

Seeing Goudan's stiff expression, Su Han didn't know how to comfort the poor baby.

The main reason is that this guy licked the classmate next door for two years. During that time, when he was the craziest, he would deliver milk tea to this classmate every day.

But what he got in exchange was always a sweet smile from him, and then he said to him: "Tie Zhu, you are such a good person!"

Um...

After being issued a good person card for two years, I thought that my behavior could move the other party.

In the end, Goudan only touched himself!

Patting Goudan on the shoulder, Su Han sighed, and opened his mouth to say something to comfort him, but when the words came to his mouth, it turned into: "Sadly."

Goudan couldn't hear what Su Yu was saying at all.

All he knew was that last night...was he chatting with a big man?

The expression on his face became more and more desperate, and the hopelessness of life was completely written on his face.

In the live broadcast room, countless people burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, the source of daily joy is completely occupied by dog ​​eggs today."

"I used to be a passionate young man like a dog's egg."

"It's just that my junior sister from the same sect went out with several juniors all night. When I returned to the sect, I will never forget the flush on her face."

"Senior Brother Ye, is that you? Junior Sister asked you to bring something to eat when you come back, the child is hungry!"

"Pfft! The "The World Is Not Worth It" broadcast room surprises the receiver!"

The joy of barrage is beyond the experience of ordinary people.

Coupled with the live story of Goudan, everyone laughed happily.

Just like that, the devastated Goudan followed behind Su Han like a stiff corpse.

In order to comfort the injured Goudan, Su Han asked him to eat two steamed buns on the side of the road, and then came to school, Goudan was still in a dazed state.

Own...

Talked to a man for hours? ? ?

After arriving at the school, Su Han and Goudan passed by Class [-], Grade [-].

They are in Class [-] of the third year of high school, so Class [-] is right next to them, and the classroom of Class [-] is a place they must pass every day.

Swish!

Goudan seemed to have discovered something, and his sharp eyes glanced into it all at once.

Then I found a sweet-looking girl sitting on the first table in the second row of the classroom in the second row of Class Two, Senior Three, chatting and laughing with the surrounding students.

The girl also seemed to notice something looking at her, turned her head, and saw Goudan standing outside the classroom with wide-eyed eyes.

Suddenly...the girl showed him a very sweet smile on her face again.

only...

This time Goudan felt extremely hot eyes!

Hey!

Goudan's mentality collapsed.

Still playing me!

"Wuuu, Brother Han, I think I'd better die." Wang Goudan held Su Han back, with a look of despair on his face.

Su Han scratched his head, looked at him and asked, "What stimulated you again?"

Goudan turned his head, Su Han followed suit, and then saw that smile.

Su Han just wanted to laugh for a moment.

Of course, as a good brother, I definitely can't make such a loud mockery.

Goudan said sadly: "Brother Han, I should have listened to you. I shouldn't have continued chasing her back then. I thought that if I gave her freedom, she would think I was a good man and agree to be with me. I didn't expect that. ..”

At the beginning, Su Han had also seen this class [-] flower go out to play at night with other men talking and laughing.

But at that time he didn't care, thinking it might be her geigei.

It wasn't until after listening to that voice today that Su Han knew that it was not only her geigei, but also her father!

Su Han sighed, put his arms around Goudan and said, "Don't worry, maybe people will always treat you as a long-term meal ticket?"

"After all, who would say no to someone who buys me milk tea all day long?"

Goudan: "???"

Looking at his suspicious eyes, Su Han knew that he should comfort him.

"I mean, if it were me, I wouldn't show my cards so early. How rare are long-term meal tickets!"

Goudan: "!!!"

In the live broadcast room, countless people were already laughing so hard, was Su Han talking in human terms?

"Hahaha, Goudan's suspicious little eyes almost made me cry."

"Goudan: I may not be human, but Brother Han, you are a real dog!"

"Su Zhinan's title is confirmed!"

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, until there is nothing left. This sentence does not deceive me. I will say goodbye to the goddess now!"

This show used to have a lot of bullet screens mocking the male protagonists in the world.

Now that they have sublimated, all the jokes are taken over by Su Han, a straight man. For some reason, they used to only want to watch the heroine, but now...

Mistress?

Ok?

What is that?

No one reminded them, and they hadn't realized yet that the Fairy Yaochi Lin they had been thinking about hadn't even appeared on the stage today.

The despair in Goudan's eyes has almost buried his luster.

Well, that's losing faith in life.

After all, the goddess is gone, and... I even chatted with a man all night!

"At around nine o'clock last night, I always heard her talking with a little panting. At that time, she said she was running."

Goudan muttered to himself: "I see, she is playing poker!"

His tone was so sad and angry, full of despair, now Goudan can no longer look directly at his former goddess.

Who can understand him, the goddess who has been licking for so long has already played poker with others.

Su Han stood aside and scratched his head.

Is the dog dazed?

He was not happy to comfort him, but even more emotional.

"Hahaha, the dog is dead."

"Su Zhinan, don't just stand aside stupidly, hurry up and comfort Goudan."

"If you let Goudan continue talking like this, believe it or not, Goudan will die for you immediately!"

"Goudan: Then I go?"

The live broadcast of the two men along the way today can be said to make the popularity of the entire "The World Is Not Worth It" live broadcast room skyrocket within the territory of the Great Qin Dynasty.

Even close to the top five programs.

According to the number of people online in real time, nearly [-] million monks have watched "Life Is Not Worth It"!

Of course, the Great Qin Dynasty has a population of tens of billions, and [-] million people is not too many.

Goudan raised his head, looked at his good brother Su Han, and said with firm eyes: "Brother Han, I have decided, I want to let go of the past and embrace a new life thoroughly!"

"Very good, you have grown up, and from today on you will be my direct disciple!" Su Han nodded and said with satisfaction.

"Pfft! Su Zhinan, hurry up, put away your supernatural powers!"