I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

This thing looks useless, but in reality, it can be sold for a lot of money!

Produced by the system, it must be a boutique!

This is the iron law!

After the purchase was completed, Su Han directly deducted 1200 points from today's harvest.

Following the successful deduction, Su Han felt a burst of coolness in his mind, and then a stream of information was directly imprinted in Su Han's mind.

That was a memory from "Invincible Exercise".

"The practice has been successfully placed, and automatic cultivation has begun..."

Hearing this prompt, Su Han was shocked immediately: "Fuck, is the system so powerful?"

How can it be automatically cultivated?

Invincible!

If this continues, can he become a peerless master while lying down?

In the following time, Su Han began to formally study the system.

......

And on the other side.

In the three bedrooms and one living room downstairs of Su Han's house, the decoration is very good, and there is only one person living in it.

That is little fairy Lin Qingyan.

Coming out of the bathroom, Fairy Lin was wearing a bathrobe. Her exquisite figure was coveted even under the wrap of the bathrobe.

Except for A is an exception.

That intoxicatingly stunning little face was full of distress.

"Senior sister, I feel that this Su Han is so difficult to attack." Lin Qingyan complained to an illusory figure in front of her.

"You don't even know, I wanted to accidentally fall behind him today, but this guy is lucky, he just flashed and avoided me!"

Lin Qingyan's face was full of anger.

Thinking of today's scene, she gritted her teeth with hatred.

That's abominable!

I actually fell down!

Dog man, dog man! ! !

In front of her was a woman in a white plain dress, with absolutely perfect proportions, and her face, which was as plain as water, was so perfect that no flaws could be found.

If I had to describe it, it would be...

All the country and the city!

It's so beautiful!

Any man will be mesmerized by her face just by looking at her.

If Lin Qingyan is the perfect goddess of purity.

Then this illusory figure in front of me is the perfect goddess of the mature department!

The woman glanced at her junior sister, smiled lightly and said, "Okay, don't complain, try again tomorrow, if it really doesn't work, then I'll apply to help you."

Both of them are disciples of the Holy Land of Yaochi, and they are also the most frequent heroines in "The World Is Not Worth It".

Lin Qingyan came to the sofa and sat down, wondering: "Senior Sister, aren't you going to participate in the Saintess Assessment Competition in the Holy Land? Can you still come down?"

Saintess is the title of the highest disciple of Yaochi Holy Land, and those who can win this title are all future high-level people without exception, and the last ones are elders.

The extremely beautiful woman replied: "It's okay, it just so happens that I want to come to the human world."

Lin Qingyan nodded: "Oh."

"Let's not talk about it, I'm going to the master's place."

After speaking, the phantom of the woman disappeared.

Of course, this time point was also broadcast live, but the conversation between Lin Qingyan and her senior sister was not broadcast live, because it was a one-and-a-half-hour variety show commercial.

However, now that it was night, Lin Qingyan naturally did not bother Su Han.

Instead, I chatted with the classmate group I joined today and became familiar with each other.

A peaceful and extraordinary night just passed.

the next day.

Su Han got up at six o'clock as usual, and after breakfast, Su Han went to school.

Today was a peaceful morning, without Lin Qingyan's harassment, Su Han felt extremely refreshed.

The only thing I'm not happy about is that I can't get the steel value anymore!

"Brother Han!"

Just when Su Han passed a traffic light, the sound of dog eggs suddenly sounded beside him.

Su Han turned his head and found that Goudan was running towards him excitedly.

Seeing this guy, Su Han became angry instantly, and when he came over, Su Han directly turned on the sprayer mode.

"Good guy, you son of a bitch, you fooled me with a bad graphics card!"

"It's all right now, not only the graphics card is gone, but now my computer is gone!"

Goudan looked dazed, seeing Su Han's angry look, he suddenly felt guilty.

"Is there something wrong with that graphics card?"

Su Han stared at Goudan with big eyes, and said directly: "Nonsense, I went home and plugged in the graphics card to open my world, but it didn't take long for my computer to explode!"

"How dare you say this is not your problem???"

Su Han's heart aches.

My computer is so expensive, but in the end... I went back to the pre-liberation overnight, and now I'm done, and I have nothing to love.

Just as Goudan was about to apologize, he thought of something and asked suspiciously, "Brother Han, did you forget to bring back the material package???"

He knew that the reason why Su Han's computer didn't have a graphics card was because he was greedy for fun, downloaded a texture pack, and then burned it.

Hear Goudan's words.

Su Han's angry expression froze for a moment. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed...probably...it seemed...it really didn't come back.

"Ahem, why are you so excited?" Su Han skipped this topic instantly.

Hearing Su Han's words, Goudan's suspicious expression immediately changed, it was an unprecedented excitement!

"Brother Han, let me tell you some good news, my goddess said that she will go shopping with me tonight!"

goddess?

Su Han was puzzled at first, then suddenly understood.

This is the licking dog who licked the goddess!

No wonder this guy is so excited.

Su Han knew that Goudan had been licking dogs in public all the time, and his goddess was none other than the class flower in the next class.

"How did you lick...ahem, you managed to catch me?" Su Han asked curiously.

Then Goudan took out his phone and opened the prestige interface.

Click on a contact with a note called Goddess.

What caught the eye was a large string of characters, all sent to the other party by Goudan.

And the other party is also very face-saving.

Every time Goudan sends a long message, she will reply with a um, okay, I see, thank you for your concern, you are such a good person... and so on a series of technical terms.

"Brother Han, look, I chatted with her after seven o'clock last night until twelve o'clock in the evening."

Goudan couldn't help being happy, he kept swipe his fingers up, explaining for Su Han from time to time, for fear that he, a single dog, wouldn't understand.

"She sent me eleven voice messages, and her voice was really gentle."

"Also, she also asked me about my family's health. Tell me, is she a good girl?"

On the side, Su Han had a very strange expression.

This is so...

Are you sure she isn't greeting your family?

Of course, as Goudan's brother, he obviously couldn't interrupt Goudan's fantasy so ruthlessly.

Su Han looked down patiently, and found...

"Tie Zhu, have you been sick recently? Have you taken any medicine?"

That big pill expression is extraordinarily dazzling.

When Goudan saw the pill, he explained it to Su Han very thoughtfully: "Last night, I made a voice call and accidentally coughed twice. The goddess immediately asked me when she heard it. She is so kind to me."

Brother, you think too much!

Su Han couldn't help complaining in his heart.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks burst into laughter seeing this scene.

"Damn it, is this the real dog licking record?"

"Dog! I would like to call you the licking king!"

"Dog egg: Talk about how terrible it is to lick a dog persistently!"

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, do you really have everything you need until the end?"

Goudan was still at the side and forced Lai Lai to say: "Oh, it's a pity, I can't wait for the goddess Qingyan, and I, Tie Zhu, will also have a master."

The face is full of regret and emotion, of course, more embarrassment.