I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"That's right, I'm a grassroots cultivator. My parents have passed away long ago, and I've never experienced this feeling before."

Su Han's warm family has made countless monks feel envious. Although they can live longer than ordinary people, they have too little experience, either fighting or retreating.

This scene makes them feel warm.

Lin Xianzi stood there watching for a long time, until Su Long revealed the place where the private money was hidden, Su Han's mother let him go.

"Hmph, now your daily allowance has been reduced to 20 yuan."

Hearing this, Su Han's father really wanted to cry, but seeing his good brother's daughter still standing here, he forcefully smiled and said, "Qingyan, don't stand still, sit down quickly, and finish eating in a while Let's go back after dinner."

After hearing his words, Su Han's mother finally realized that this beautiful girl is still here.

The frost on that face dissipated immediately, turned into a warm smile, walked up to the little fairy and took her hand, and said kindly: "Oh, sit down, Xiao Han is really good, so I went back to the room to play games. "

Looking at the atmosphere of this family, Lin Qingyan felt a little weird.

"Okay, thank you auntie."

Just when Lin Qingyan sat down to take a sip of water, Su Han's tragic howl came from upstairs.

"Ah! My computer!"

Chapter 10 Fairy Lin: Who am I?where am I?

Su Han's ghostly crying and wolf howling directly startled the Su Long couple and the little fairy in the living room downstairs.

I don't know why this straight man is going crazy.

but...

Listening to this desperate cry, it seems that the computer is broken?

Curious, Lin Qingyan followed Su Long's footsteps upstairs, came to Su Han's room, opened the door and took a look.

It was found that Su Han's host was smoking.

Seeing this situation, Su Long immediately asked: "What's wrong with the computer?"

The expression on Su Han's face was full of despair, he turned his head mechanically, and saw the father and the little fairy standing outside the door, and said with a look of lovelessness: "Dad, I...my computer ... gone again."

Su Long: "???"

Zhou Qing: "???"

Su Long was puzzled and said, "Didn't your graphics card burn out?"

"It was burned, but today Goudan secretly found a GTX1060 from his warehouse, and then exchanged study notes with me."

Now Su Long understood everything.

"Then you unplug the graphics card, wouldn't it be fine? If it doesn't work, I'll buy another one for you." Su Long couldn't help but sighed.

However, there was still a little joy in my heart.

After all, I can openly ask my wife for money to buy a graphics card again, and when the time comes, I will secretly buy one at Bingxixi and let others cut it.

Another big profit!

When Su Han heard this sentence, his eyes lit up instantly, and he asked urgently, "Then why don't we just replace the whole computer together!"

Su Long wondered: "What should I change? The other configurations add up to more than [-]."

This computer can be regarded as a high-end product. At that time, the whole machine was equipped with a price of more than [-] yuan.

This is also the case when Su Han won a provincial mathematics competition championship, and then Su Long had a drink, and directly applied for 20,000 yuan to buy it for Su Han.

He regretted it to death at the time.

At this time, Su Han suddenly twitched, and said with a chuckle: "The whole computer was burned just now."

Su Long: "???"

The air froze all of a sudden.

Su Long walked slowly in front of his eldest son, looking at the computer under his feet where the smoke had dissipated, feeling a little heavy in his heart.

20,000 yuan... gone?

After staring at the computer for a long time, Su Long came back to his senses, turned his head to look at Su Han, the anger in those eyes almost turned into substance.

Finally, Su Long broke out and said angrily, "Well, you prodigal son!"

As he said that, he reached out to untie the seven wolves belt around his waist, so that Su Han could enjoy the fatherly love of the seven wolves.

Seeing this scene, countless monks in the live broadcast room were on the verge of laughing.

"Come here, love from father!"

"When the father sees his son prodigal, he draws out seven wolves."

"I don't know why, but every time I see Su Zhinan deflated, I feel dark."

"I suddenly thought of my father. Back then, my family was poor. My father saved money and bought me a Qi Gathering Pill. He wanted me to take it secretly, but he lied to me that it was an antidiarrheal pill for dogs. Then...I fed the elixir to the dog, um...that dog is living a better life than me now, it is about to form a golden elixir."

"Seeing Su Zhinan's behavior now, I think of my childhood, ah, full of memories, laughing so hard that I almost stood up from the wheelchair."

"Pfft, upstairs, now I want to laugh at you even more."

Seeing this, Su Han jumped up and rushed out the door. When he saw the little fairy Lin Qingyan standing in the middle of the door with a dazed face, he didn't think too much, and went downstairs with the little fairy's delicate body on his hands.

While running, he called for support: "Mom! Daddy is going to hit me with a belt again!"

After adding attribute points this morning, Su Han's speed and physique also increased a lot, so he went downstairs with ease carrying a little fairy who weighed less than 100 catties.

but...

The monks who were smiling happily in the live broadcast room fell silent for a moment when they saw Su Han picking up Fairy Lin.

Immediately afterwards, a strong sourness erupted.

"Fuck! I, Fairy Lin, was desecrated by a mortal!"

"Woooooh, my Fairy Lin."

"People are near the space passage, just wait for the boss to knock out the guards, and I will go down to the realm to fight Su Han one-on-one!"

"Sponsor five spirit stones, I wish the boss a triumphant return!"

Su Han carried the little fairy down the stairs, came to the living room and threw Lin Qingyan on the sofa, and then ran to the kitchen.

Not surprisingly, what happened next was that Zhou Qing grabbed Su Long's ear and went back to the room to beat him up.

Until dinner time, Su Long came out with a limp.

"Sit down, my precious son is the one you say you can beat?" Zhou Qing glared at Su Long.

The latter trembled violently, then sat down obediently.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qingyan only felt like an outsider, why...

I'm here to attack Su Han.

Why did you come here for dinner?

and...

I seem to have been eaten tofu by Su Han?

Hateful dog man!

Obviously, at Su Han's house, he has no way to attack him. He can only think of a way in school and in normal time.

Just like that, Fairy Lin, as a passer-by who didn't talk much, went back after having dinner at Su's house.

She lives just downstairs from Su Han's house.

As for the identity, it is actually a memory that does not belong to Su Long. The method of a monk is invincible! ! !

After sending Lin Qingyan away, Su Han hurried back to the room.

After returning to the room, a system notification sounded in my mind.

"Ding, today's steel value is being calculated..."

Chapter 11 Goudan's Heartbroken Voice

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting steel value +2000!"

"Ding! The system mall is open!"

In his head, the sound of the system was so beautiful, at least it made Su Han feel that today was not in vain.

In the past, it was a day to day counting, and it was life to hate people, and it was life not to hate people.

Now that I have a system every day, I feel that my life is about to be enriched.

Some beautiful pictures came to Su Han's mind, but he quickly kicked out the idea of ​​being single for 10,000 years.

"System, open the system mall." Su Han thought to himself.

All of a sudden, in Su Han's mind, the interface of the system mall was automatically unfolded, and rows of products were displayed in it.

[The 10001 ways to hate people, price: 10000 steel value. 】

[Shen Bu Shen Pill that treats Kidney Deficiency for 10,000 years, price: 100 steel value. 】

[Mark 39 battle suit stolen from Iron Man's house, price: 40000 steel value. 】

[Father's special belt is guaranteed to last for a hundred years, price: 1000 steel value. 】

[The Mortal Sect's "Invincible Bodybuilding Method", flash price: 1000 steel value. 】

.....

Seeing the system mall full of weirdness and the weird product introductions in it, Su Han felt his heart surge.

However, the title is a bit ugly, but so what!

After looking through the system mall, Su Han found that the 2000 points of steel in his hand were only enough to buy Mortal Sect's Zhenpai skills, but the name was too low.

"I bought it!" Su Han gritted his teeth and clicked to buy directly.

By the way, I also bought two kidney-tonifying pills.