I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

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"It's not like us, who are hundreds of years old, and may not have a partner, woo woo woo!"

"Take heart, why did you choose such a place!"

"Seeing couples coming and going, I remembered decades ago, when I was a 20 years old boy, I had a partner named Cuihua. In that year, I broke through foundation building and was accepted by a sect. Yes, after I went down the mountain after learning art, I returned to the village and found out..."

"My Cuihua has become an aunt, and she has to argue with others for a long time when buying vegetables on the street. She is followed by four dolls, woo woo woo!"

"Pfft, upstairs, although your experience is very sad, but I just want to laugh, hahaha."

The lifespan of a monk cannot be compared with that of ordinary people.

Ordinary people will age at a speed visible to the naked eye after the age of 35.

An aunt you see on the street may have been a great beauty when she was young.

But monks are different.

Once a person breaks through to the cultivation level of foundation building, the normal life expectancy is 300 years old, and at the age of 80 years old, he may be a young man of mortals.

The three of them walked on this couple street.

Along the way, couples painted and painted on the walls, and then kissed each other next to each other.

Su Han felt itchy and didn't know.

Anyway, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu are very itchy and want to try.

Just when the three of them walked halfway.

Suddenly, the voices of two men and women attracted Su Han.

Stop.

Su Han walked towards the direction of the voice.

Then I saw a handsome young man with pimples on his face kneeling on the ground on one knee.

In front of him was a very nice looking girl.

The young man with acne said to the girl affectionately: "Tingting, I have liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend?"

Holding a large bouquet of roses in his hands, the handsome young man with a good temperament is very sincere.

However, the girl in front of him shook her head.

"No, I don't have feelings for you."

"Besides, I don't know how you know I'm here, but please don't pester me again, I've resigned."

It seems that the girl and the acne-prone youth are colleagues, but it seems to be just the youth's unilateral crush.

Moreover, the girl came here alone, and was followed by the young man secretly.

After the girl said this, she turned around and left.

It was not sloppy at all, leaving only the acne-prone youth kneeling on the ground and watching dumbfoundedly.

Wait until the girl leaves.

The somewhat gentlemanly temperament of the acne-prone youth disappeared instantly, replaced by a wave of hatred.

"Women are all the same, there is no good thing!"

"Bitch! Don't you think I'm poor? Why can't you play with me when you can eat, chat and joke with others!"

Seeing his nature exposed, Su Han couldn't help but frown.

As a man with a sense of justice, Su Han stood up without hesitation.

He said to the young man who was still cursing: "Brother, what's wrong with being poor? You have to stand up if you are poor!"

Hearing this, the acne-prone young man turned his head and looked over, and his eyes lit up when he found that there were two beauties beside Su Han.

However, he still said to Su Han seriously: "Brother, you are right, although we are poor, we must have ambition!"

Su Han nodded in agreement, and said earnestly: "Yes, you are poor, but you must have ambition and stand up!"

"That's right..."

Young Doudou only felt that Su Han was very appetizing to him, and just about to speak, he saw Su Han continue to talk.

"Put your chest out and let them see that you are not only poor but also short!"

"But so what about being short? Hold your head up and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!"

"It doesn't matter if you are ugly, use your words and deeds to let others understand that you are still a person without connotation, and don't give up without connotation. Start learning from now!"

"When you've read enough books, you'll realize how stupid you are!"

Chapter 115 A trip that you can leave as soon as you say it, and you will eat dirt when you come back

PS: There was a power outage at home today. The author is from a rural area, so there was a power outage, and there was no call. I came to the Internet cafe to write a chapter. I originally wanted to write four chapters, but the Internet cafe... There are too many people, I don’t feel it at all, woo Huh, my sister's laptop is out of battery, and I owe a lot of chapter updates. This one is still the old rule, you can read it or not, update it early tomorrow, and update it around [-] o'clock tomorrow afternoon!Today, readers, please don’t give gifts, you don’t have the face to accept real gold and silver gifts o(?^｀)o

As Su Han's voice fell, the smile on the acne-prone young man's face gradually became stiff.

The silent atmosphere rose quietly.

Seeing the serious expression on Su Han's face, everyone thought it was a bit awesome.

In the monk's live broadcast room.

Countless monks also froze for a moment, and then countless barrages poured out like a tide.

"Hahaha, awesome, you Su God is still your Su God, I don't accept anyone when it comes to being jealous, so I just obey Su God."

"Su Zhinan has also evolved, and now he has become God Su."

"There's no way around it. Who made Su Zhinan invincible when it comes to stalking people?"

"666, I didn't expect this wave. I didn't expect Su Zhinan to be so ruthless that he would directly humiliate young people with acne."

Su Han directly aimed at all his weaknesses and humiliated him one after another.

Just short, ugly, poor, meaningless, and stupid.

Simply invincible.

After glancing at the people around him, Su Han continued: "But don't be discouraged, after all, besides being ugly, short, frustrating, stupid, and meaningless, you still have such an advantage."

advantage?

Hearing this, whether it was the monks in the live broadcast room or the young couples around, they all looked confused.

You fucking humiliate people from head to toe.

Can you also tell the other party's advantages?

Are you kidding me?

It's really not.

The acne-prone young man looked gloomy, looked at Su Han, gritted his teeth and asked, "Then tell me, what advantages do I have?"

What advantages?

I don't want any advantages now, I just want to hack you to death!

Really!

You are so cheap.

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu also looked confused. How could this person tell the good points of others?

real or fake?

Impossible, right?

Under everyone's expectant eyes, Su Han grinned, and then slowly said: "Of course, your advantages are still useful."

"So thick-skinned, I want this advantage too!"

???

Under everyone's bewildered gazes, Su Han continued: "Look, the girl didn't show dislike for you, nor did she flirt with you, you just knew that she would pass by here, but you can Say whore..."

"And he also said that people like money, how do you see that?"

"In the final analysis, you are not looking for the reason yourself, you are just entangled with other girls, but the other girls seem to have done nothing wrong. If you say that, isn't it a little wrong?"

Also as a man, what Su Han despises the most is this kind of failure in confession, and then blames the reason on the girl, saying that she worships money and so on.

This is what Su Han despises the most.

The young man with acne gritted his teeth and clenched his hands tightly, but seeing so many people gathered around him, he still chose to run away in desperation.

Um...

Can't beat so many people.

Moreover, he didn't dare to make a move, and he was just a joke. If he really wanted to make a move, he would be the first to admit cowardice.

Wait until the acne-prone youth leaves.

The young lovers around also gradually dispersed.

Su Han, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu continued shopping.

On the way, Fairy Lin couldn't help asking: "Brother Xiaohan, do you feel anything when you see so many couples here?"

What does it feel like?

Of course it is the impulse to fall in love!

Their purpose is not as simple as going shopping with Su Han, but just to make him fall in love with the scene.

Then...

Hey hey!