I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue asked curiously, "What's the problem?"

There are so many lovers here, so what's wrong with you? Shouldn't it just be a hormonal impulse?

Ok?

Could there be other questions?

Under the curious gaze of the two, Su Han scratched his head and said, "That's right, don't they think it's dirty? Kissing is to eat each other's saliva, and who knows what the other party ate? Maybe they just ate stinky tofu? "

Fairy Lin: "???"

Fairy Liu: "???"

Studio:"!!!"

What the hell, what kind of brain circuit is this? Kiss your mouth, what do you think he ate just now? !

What a brain circuit!

Everyone just thought it was a little funny, because Su Han's brain circuit was really big.

But think about it.

If Su Han's brain circuits were normal, he wouldn't be pissed at people from time to time, and he wouldn't give the two fairies the stinky perfume and let the two fairies die!

The three of them continued to walk, and there was indeed something in this famous lovers' street in the devil's capital.

A lot of smart people come here to sell flowers.

As a result, the supply is really in short supply!

As far as what Su Han saw now, just now three young flower sellers brought a cartful of roses over, and then a rose was sold for 99 yuan, and a bouquet of 999 roses was sold for [-]. They are simply business geniuses.

Then there are really a lot of young couples to buy!

Seeing this scene, Su Han fell into deep thought.

if...

That is, if I go to sell flowers on Valentine’s Day, 520, 521, Qixi Festival and other festivals, and then sell condoms at night, and poke a hole in the condom by the way.

Still selling abortion pills in two weeks...

Um...

However, this is not humane at all. As a normal person, Su Han just thinks about it.

Now I don't lack such a little bit!

Inflate.jpg!

Passing by a corner, Su Han suddenly saw a young couple chatting about something. From their looks, they should be college students who have just stepped into the society.

Seeing the boy doting on the girl, Su Han said, "Baby, let's go on a casual trip."

"Really? Can you really travel?!" The girl was a little surprised.

The boy nodded: "Really!"

Of course it is true, I have some capital now.

Still have the ability to take my dear treasure to travel!

"Baby Zhu, you are so kind to me~" Saying that, the girl kissed the boy on the cheek.

Seeing this scene, Su Han's heart began to stir again after learning the straight man's speaking skills, and poisonous chicken soup.

I didn't want to say it.

but...

"Come on an instant trip, and what awaits you when you come back is the days of eating dirt."

Boys/girls: "!!!"

The eyes of the two looked at the past in unison, and with killing intent!

Meow, can't you let us be romantic for a while!

Seeing this scene, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue immediately covered their faces, and then quickly fled the scene with Su Han.

at this time.

A familiar figure suddenly appeared.

Seeing the person in front of them, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue looked at each other.

Then, I saw that person who couldn't grasp it slowly walked over, stepping on a pair of high heels and wearing a wrap skirt.

With a gentle smile on Han Linger's beautiful face, she greeted Su Han and said, "Hi, handsome boy, we meet again~"

Seeing Han Ling'er, Su Han was taken aback for a moment.

And then some surprises.

Su Han said happily: "Hey, beautiful boss, the store you recommend tastes really good! By the way, is there any takeaway?"

Han Linger: "???"

Su Han: (????)ノ"""

Chapter 116 was stolen by the system, what does it have to do with my surname Su?

The moment Su Han saw Han Linger, what he thought was that this beautiful boss is really good.

Um...

The takeaway she recommends is also delicious.

So Su Han is still very happy, because he feels that he and this beautiful boss are still very destined.

fate...

The fate is that she tried to talk about poisonous chicken soup in her circle of friends yesterday!

Han Linger's heart is complicated at the moment.

Cursing.

Then there was another feeling of powerlessness, just wanting to beat him up.

Really!

This is not a lie, Han Linger really wanted to beat Su Han up.

Although his heart was very complicated, he still smiled and said to Su Han, "Little handsome guy, we meet again."

"What a coincidence, boss, why are you here?" Su Han also asked with narrowed eyes.

Han Ling'er lifted a strand of hair from her forehead.

This action directly touched the hearts of the male monks.

Even the young couples around looked over.

People with outstanding temperament and outstanding appearance can easily attract the attention of others.

It's like there's a saying that's true.

"If only I were rich or good-looking, then even if I'm a little weird, there would be people who would listen to my thoughts and feelings and be friends with me."

Hear Su Han's words.

Han Ling'er smiled slightly, and said softly, "Of course I'm here to see if I can meet someone who looks right to me."

Do you believe me when I said I came here on purpose?

As for coincidence?

Ha ha!

Where in the world are there so many coincidences?

90% are man-made!

Su Han glanced at her and said, "No way, boss, you are so beautiful, do you still need to come here?"

Beautiful and rich.

This condition should not be so exaggerated!

thinking.

Su Han said directly in his heart: "System, check her personal information."

[Exceeding the free query range, the query needs to consume 50 points of steel value, do you choose to query? 】

Hear the prompts of the system in your mind.

Su Han was stunned for a moment.

Out of query range?

Shouldn't it be...

Another female monk from the world of cultivating immortals, right?

Thinking about it, Su Han didn't hesitate, and said directly: "Enquiry."

[Steel value -50, querying...]

[Target: Read Han Linger's information successfully! 】

[Name: Han Ling'er, age 22, female, hobbies: cultivation, collecting treasures, hoarding spirit stones, practicing various exercises! 】

[Han Ling'er, who is a disciple of the Supreme Elder in the Yaochi Holy Land of the Immortal Cultivation Realm, has a cultivation base of late Golden Core Realm Dzogchen, and is currently in the Human World. 】

[Purpose: To participate in the live show "The World Is Not Worth It" in the world of cultivating immortals, come to the mortal world to experience life in the world of mortals, so as to understand the unrequited love, current experience: I want to fall in love with men...]

See this message.

Su Han was a little surprised.

Is this woman's background so big?

Disciple of the Supreme Elder.