I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

The boy stared at her, and said, "Hey, what if I don't ask you a little bit about wearing such revealing clothes in the hot springs?"

"Don't worry, there must be trust between lovers!" The girl waved her hand and didn't care. "And there are men and women, what are you afraid of?"

The boy asked suspiciously: "Are there men and women? How many people will go?"

"Two~"

Boy: "???"

This scene was also seen by the people in the live broadcast room, and everyone was shocked.

"Do you want to eat this meal?"

"It turns out that this means that there are men and women!"

"I've lost my studies again. I'm in the Fragrance Garden. I'll talk to my wife tonight."

Unknowingly, the style of this show, which used to be a serious mockery of ordinary people, has quietly changed with the appearance of Su Han...

Chapter 17 Fairy Lin's strategy plan for tomorrow

After the four of them finished eating the hot pot, they left the hot pot restaurant.

Goudan took out his mobile phone, looked at it, searched it, and asked, "Yingying, do you want to go to the movies together?"

"Ah? This..." Liu Ying also glanced at the time and found that it was quite late.

After watching the movie, I'm afraid it will be past eleven o'clock in the evening.

Thinking of the meaning behind, Liu Ying actually blushed a little!

Su Han and Lin Qingyan finally had a tacit understanding and said, "We won't go."

"I'm going home to play games."

"I reviewed my homework."

The following plot is definitely not suitable for children, and the beauty of adults is a virtue!

The two of them stopped joining in the fun.

Goudan said inexplicably: "Isn't it just to watch a movie, what's wrong with you two?"

I'm a bit puzzled, isn't it just to watch a movie?

Why do I have to go home all of a sudden? After all, tomorrow is Saturday.

Wouldn't you like to relax?

Su Han: "..."

Um...

Is he really licking the dog, or is he pretending to be licking the dog?

However, he is really licking it!

Both Su Han and the people in the live broadcast room have confirmed this point, the dog egg is really licking the dog.

out of some unknown guesswork.

Fairy Lin who was standing by the side suddenly asked, "Student Tie Zhu, do you have your ID card?"

Generally speaking, when you ask a girl to watch a movie, you will bring your ID card with you, right?

This sentence directly confused Goudan.

Goudan scratched his head, his somewhat handsome face climbed up a little bewildered, and asked, "Why do you need an ID card to watch a movie?"

Lin Qingyan: "..."

Su Han: "..."

Liu Ying, class flower of the third class: "..."

In the live broadcast room, everyone laughed even more when they saw this scene.

Inexplicably, he was poked at the point of laughter.

"It's a real hammer, a real hammer, a dog egg is a dog lick!"

"You're wrong, Goudan is dog licking + straight man = king of licking who knows nothing!"

"Dog Dan: Isn't labor and management just watching a movie, why do you need to bring your ID card to go!"

The cultivators also know this, after all, the [-]th season of "The World Is Not Worth It" is not for nothing.

Through this program, these monks have long been exposed to various "hidden rules" in the world, so they also know the hint of bringing ID cards when watching movies.

There used to be several seasons of domineering president male lead, who also proposed to the fairies to go to the movies, and then...

Of course, the fairies looked down on these mortals, and naturally rejected them one by one. It was just through monks' means that they tampered with the memories of these male protagonists, making them mistakenly believe that they were having a relationship.

It is worth mentioning that Fairy Lin has no such experience!

They are methods only used by those outer disciples.

Although Lin Xianzi has no experience in this field, she is still a veteran of the fifth season, and she knows the plot behind it anyway.

"In other words, just watch a movie?"

Goudan nodded: "Otherwise?"

Hearing this, Liu Ying who was beside him silently put her hand into the bag and secretly put her ID card into the interlayer.

Forget it.

I can't afford to lose this man.

Lin Qingyan waved her hands weakly: "Bye, I'm going back first."

It seems that Goudan just enjoys being a dog licker, and he doesn't think about the plot after successfully licking his hands.

"I'm going back too."

Just like that, a group of people dispersed under Goudan's blank and innocent gaze.

Leaving the dog egg fluttering in the wind alone.

.....

On the way, Lin Qingyan stayed by Su Han's side again, and kept saying, "Brother Han, what is your game ID? I'll add you."

Su Han: "I don't play games with Caibi!"

After saying this, he quickened his pace.

Fairy Lin: "******"

Hemp egg!

What is the difference between this dog man and Wang Tiezhu? They are both straight men!

It's just that Goudan has the attribute of licking dogs.

Standing on the sidewalk, Lin Qingyan watched Su Han quicken his pace of leaving, feeling a mad horse galloping past in his heart.

What kind of man is this!

Today, Fairy Lin wasted another day because of the unexpected person Goudan.

Moreover, her Lin's tricks of chasing men are completely useless.

and many more...

"Could it be that Su Han, a bitch, doesn't like pure girls?" Fairy Lin was a little skeptical, and muttered to herself.

"Then, I'll ask you out to go shopping tomorrow!"

"Sister Yu, loli, black silk, mature, glasses girl, cheongsam..."

The more Lin Qingyan talked, the more excited she became.

I have been to the world five times, and in the past it was always a character that ran through to the end, and I never thought of changing the genre.

It was not easy to meet such an interesting man this time, which aroused the pitiful sense of conquest in her heart.

"It's decided, tomorrow I will wear the black silk Royal Sister style!"

In the live broadcast room, countless monks laughed happily when they heard Lin Qingyan's words.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I can see from Fairy Lin's expression that today must be the same as before. She has prepared a package of strategy plans."

"In the end, she met Goudan, who steals the limelight, and she is completely useless!"

"Fairy Lin was pushed by Goudan and Su Zhinan's behavior, and they all started to use the Dafa of changing clothes."

"The screen recording function is ready, just wait for Fairy Lin to change her outfit and take a screenshot tomorrow!"

Although Fairy Lin didn't suffer much today, she still felt uncomfortable. After all, she decided to speed up the attack after thinking about it for so long last night.

In the end, the whole shit was robbed of the limelight by Goudan.

So, it happens that tomorrow is Saturday, and today they volunteer, so they have two days off.

"But it's troublesome to ask out this straight man." Although Fairy Lin wanted to ask Su Han out for shopping, she also realized that this doggy man would definitely not go out with her alone.

"By the way, buy him a computer!" Lin Qingyan clapped her hands with a flash of inspiration.

It just so happened that the dog man's computer was broken.

If I said to buy him one, wouldn't I be able to let him obediently go shopping with me?

"However, we still have to take double insurance, and let Su Han's mother also talk to him."

At this moment, Fairy Lin finally had the calmness and analytical power that a monk should have, and directly completed the plan perfectly.

Thinking that tomorrow will be the time for the two of them to be alone, Fairy Lin's smile gradually bloomed.

"Hee hee, Su Han, I don't believe I can't take you down!"

In the live broadcast room, barrages were also posted.

"Come here, Fairy Lin's exclusive perverted smile!"

"Fairy Lin's smile is gradually changing."