I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"I'm kind of looking forward to tomorrow."

"Goudan: I, Goudan Licking King, took over the jokes today, and what's the matter with you Fairy Lin!"

Back home, Su Han returned to the room under the eyes of his old parents.

After taking a shower and playing two games, a system notification sounded in my mind:

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting steel value +1000!"

PS: Let’s make do with [-] words today. I’ll adjust the outline for tomorrow to make sure it’s relaxed and refreshing, otherwise it won’t be easy to think while writing.

In addition, beg for gifts and reminders, thank you readers.

Chapter 18 10001 Ways Straight Men Hate People

Hearing the system's notification tone, Su Han froze.

Um?

I didn't hate women today, why did I still have a thousand steel points?

To be honest, Su Han still feels that he lost money today.

I shouldn't refuse so simply, I should take my time and give Lin Qingyan a feeling of wanting to refuse.

Then beat yourself up.

Strive for maximum benefit!

Um...

After thinking about it, Su Han felt that he was too hasty!

If this drives the girls away, why would he use his head to gain steel value?

Therefore, for the sake of my own life and sex, I still have to treat girls well, this is called...

Preference for ladies?

That's right!

Comforting himself, Su Han directly opened the system interface.

"Open the Personal Properties panel."

System: Iron Straight Man System.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Backpack: Novice Gift Pack*1.

Steel value: 1800 (100 points increase 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Skill column: (+)

Attributes: Constitution: 113, Strength: 105, Speed, 117, Charm: 150 (maximum)

skill:

Eating: Level 8 (cooking is not active, thinking has problems).

English: Level 7 (1503/8000)

Game: Level 9 (5999/10000)

.....

In addition to the novice gift pack rewards at the beginning, the attribute "Invincible Exercise" that seems to be automatically cultivated by the system has also been increased.

Ehe.

After a cursory glance at the past, Su Han opened the system mall to check again.

[10001 ways for straight men to hate people, flash price: 1000 steel value. 】

[Mark39-Gemini stolen from Iron Man's house, flash sale price: 1500 steel value. 】

[Fangzhongshu: Do you also want to have a kidney as strong as steel? (Exclusive for perverts), price: 10000 steel points. 】

.....

No matter how you look at it, Su Han feels that this steel straight man is not a real straight man system, what a goddamn intercourse technique!

Is this something a straight man can use!

Su Han complained wildly in his heart, as if he knew what he was thinking, the row of intercourse techniques disappeared silently!

but...

The other two instant kills today are very attractive to Su Han.

"The Mark suit stolen from Iron Man's family?" Su Han rubbed his hands. As a tech movie fan, he is also very greedy for this kind of thing!

but...

Su Han was tangled up again, because he saw that in the list of today's flash kills, there was also the book 10001 Ways to Hate Straight Men!

"System, what's the use of the straight man's way of attacking others?" Su Han couldn't help asking in his mind.

The system replied: "Back to the host, there are 10001 ways for straight men to hate people. After purchasing, you will have an unprecedented ability to hate people, and you will not be annoying."

so cool?

Su Han was surprised, is there such a good thing?Won't you be hated if you hate someone?

"There will only be the urge to hit you, so please increase your attribute value or life-saving ability before buying~"

???

Su Han thought about it, gritted his teeth, and decided to exchange this thing!

After all, he has to rely on smacking people to get steel value for a living!

"Redeem it for me!"

Ding!Steel value -1000!

Heartache.

Su Han reluctantly took a look at the Iron Man suit lying on the spike list.

When I save enough, I will buy you to take home.

Don't look!

Su Han exited the system space, and in the next second, a wave of knowledge appeared in his mind, which was unprecedented power.

Ok?

power?

Before he could think too much, there was a knock on the door of the room.

"Xiao Han, are you asleep?" Mother Zhou Qing's voice came from outside the door.

Su Han shouted: "No, what's wrong?"

Actually, at this point, how could Su Han sleep!

God of War, there is no need to sleep!That will only affect your score.

The boss of Glory 85 stars, LOL is also a king-level existence, and in Minecraft, the master of infrastructure who has built architectural wonders, and the strong in various large-scale games.

That's right, Su Han is the legendary academic master + game master.

Game talent level 9 is a joke!

Mother Zhou Qing shouted from outside the house: "Tomorrow is Saturday, just now Qingyan called and asked you to accompany her to the shopping mall tomorrow."

She was very happy when she received Lin Qingyan's call just now.

After all, it is so rare to have such a beautiful girl go shopping with her own son.

It just so happened that they were about to go to college, and it was time to fall in love.

Otherwise, with Su Han's nerdy character, could she be able to embrace her grandson in the Year of the Monkey?

When Su Han heard the words, he subconsciously wanted to refuse.

But on second thought, hey, what a chance!

This chick likes clinging so much, isn't it just to give her to her?

After thinking about it, Su Han directly agreed, "I know mom."

Seeing that Su Han agreed, Zhou Qing explained a few words in satisfaction and went back to her room to sleep.

Of course Su Han wasn't idle either, he also lay down to sleep after beating the king twice in the room.

Who told me that my computer was broken!

......

The next morning, eight thirty.

Su Han's parents are also resting at home today, watching TV in the living room after breakfast.

"Stinky boy, I transferred 3000 yuan to you."

Just as Su Han went downstairs to eat breakfast, his father's voice sounded.

"Huh? Isn't your small treasury only two thousand?" Su Han asked suspiciously.

Hearing Xiao Jinku, Su Long's face turned green.

It's all this little bastard's tip-off, and the private money I've saved for a year is confiscated just like that!

Originally, I was thinking of buying some fishing rods, but I failed to buy the fishing rods, and I was beaten severely.

With a pale face, Su Long said angrily: "Find an opportunity to pay the bill today, don't let girls pay for everything."

As someone who has experienced it, Su Long felt that he had to make a good plan for this dutiful son.