I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Dawei straightened his waist all of a sudden, full of confidence: "The two houses in Jiangcheng are worth tens of millions, and the deposit is more than seven million."

"And a BMW 7 Series, a Porsche Cayenne."

This capital can be said to be very strong.

But...

I thought that after I told my own hardware strength, the peerless beauty in front of me would smile at me.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be...

ridicule!

Yes, sarcasm!

Under Dawei's stunned gaze, Fairy Lin mocked lightly, "That's it?"

"I have a deposit of 4 million, a house in Jiangcheng is worth 9 million, five houses in Yaodu, and one house in Beijing."

"I have this condition myself, why do I need a man to give me the life I want?"

"Can't I keep him!"

After finishing speaking, Fairy Lin blinked suggestively at Su Han. Although the movement was very subtle, it still made the people in Dawei's studio sour.

"Fuck, with such a girlfriend, how many screaming sows have I saved in my previous life?"

"Mu Mu, it turns out that the clown is me!"

"Hmph, what's so great, if I have this kind of condition, I can also support my boyfriend!"

"That's it."

Dawei was also shocked, how dare you... After interviewing for so long, you are the clown?

"Then, what if you don't have these?" Dawei said unwillingly.

Lin Xianzi looked at him disdainfully, and the disdain in her eyes was undisguised: "If I didn't, then I would squeeze into a ten-square-meter rental house with him and fight together, understand?"

"Happiness is won by yourself, not by your face to get rich and high."

This sentence directly detonated everyone.

"Well said! This sister Yu is too sensible, I love it!"

"I want all her information!"

......

Su Han blinked, seeing Lin Qingyan's domineering side, he couldn't help being a little surprised.

Own...

Or, just restrain yourself a little?Steel worth less?

But what Su Han didn't know was that Fairy Lin had acted all of this for him.

Just now when she was standing by and saw Su Handao, the poisonous chicken soup anchor, Lin Xianzi could tell that this straight man has a very righteous outlook, although sometimes he is very aggressive.

But... there is nothing wrong with finding common topics!

That's why Lin Xianzi chose to accept the interview questions of this poisonous chicken soup anchor.

really.

Fairy Lin succeeded, and Su Han's impression of her really changed a lot.

Maybe the next day will be better?

"I'm hungry, let's go eat first." Su Han glanced at the shocked Dawei, and said calmly.

"Yeah." Fairy Lin also nodded obediently.

Then the two of them ignored the anchor and walked over to the Cantonese restaurant on their own.

And Dawei stood on the hot summer street, feeling the turmoil in the wind.

what happened?

The women I interviewed in the past all came to me with all kinds of poisonous chicken soup. For example, if a man is not willing to spend money on you, he doesn't love you.

Today...why did I interview two Qingliu?

"Viagra, shall we continue?" At this time, the staff reminded in a low voice.

Dawei came back to his senses, and then said: "You're still doing a live broadcast, I'm leaving, I'm going back."

With that said, the live broadcast room was closed, and the anchor Dawei went off the air.

But...

The interview video about Su Han and Lin Qingyan was recorded, and then posted on various websites, which exploded on the Internet in an instant.

.....

However, the two parties did not feel that there was anything wrong.

When he came to the Cantonese restaurant, Su Han directly ordered three dishes and one soup.

Although there are only two people, it’s not wrong to eat better. Anyway, I have [-] in my hand, so I can be a little extravagant!

Well... computer money saved too.

Anyway, Lin Qingyan, a rich woman, bought it for herself.

At first, Su Han thought it was a bit bad to kill her like this, but after hearing Lin Qingyan reveal her savings just now, Su Han only had lemons left.

Do you want lemons?

After all the dishes were served, Su Han started.

During the meal, Fairy Lin looked at him and asked, "Brother Xiaohan, did you hear what I just said?"

"Well, what's the matter?" Su Han ate the food without stopping his chopsticks.

Fairy Lin also twitched at this time.

"It's you..."

When she finally plucked up the courage to ask Su Han, the voice of the person at the table next to her interrupted her finally brewing emotions.

"Brother, I feel like a scumbag." A boy said gloomily after taking a sip of beer.

Sitting opposite the boy was a bald boy. Hearing the boy's words, the bald man frowned and said, "Scumbag?"

"Did you go out and look in the mirror this morning?"

Chapter 25 The Clown Is Actually Myself

"Do you think you're handsome?"

"Are you 1.8 meters tall?"

"Do you have a nice voice, can you sing, or dance?"

"Hey, don't you still like to play games? How much do you rank in eating chicken?"

"Also, you have been playing LOL for four years, have you reached the rank of king yet?"

This series of questions directly confused the boy. He looked at his bald brother in a daze, and held back for a long time before he could say a word: "I am LOL gold..."

"Then do you have a good academic record? How many languages ​​do you know? What is your score in IELTS and TOEFL?" The bald brother then asked.

"I..." The boy was speechless for a moment and became hesitant.

"Then how much is your monthly pocket money? How many W?"

The boy whispered: "3000 yuan a month..."

The bald brother smiled slightly, and then said: "Then you haven't met the standards in these few things, what kind of scumbag do you think you are?"

"Do you know what a scumbag is? A scumbag is a person who is top-notch in everything except not loving her, family, conditions, and looks."

"I really thought you said you were Yanzu, did you really think so?"

The bald brothers were very disdainful.

Obviously, this is the performance of his enlightenment!

"A scumbag is a man who can satisfy all the fantasies of a girl. Except for not loving her, he kills others in seconds."

The bald-headed brother glanced at his warm-hearted brother, dismissively said: "As far as your LOL skills are concerned, if I sprinkle a lot of rice on the keyboard, my chick can move more flirtatiously than you!"

"Xiao Ming, if you feel unsatisfactory in life, if you turn on the front camera of your phone without makeup, you will understand that everything you are experiencing now is as it should be."

"Actually, you're really not a scumbag, it's just your complicated facial features that cover up your few simple IQs."

Hearing this sentence, the boy immediately became angry, but he didn't have any thoughts...

"You know Baldy, sometimes, I really want to stab you to death, but when I think of you being hated by three girlfriends, my mood suddenly feels better."

After a moment of depression, the boy suddenly looked away, smiled at the bald brother who was getting stiff, and said, "Thank you for enlightening me."

"After being hit by you like this, I suddenly feel so happy."

"Every time I'm about to doubt my life, I'm definitely looking for you, good buddy!"

After finishing speaking, the boy stood up and shouted, "Waiter, pay the bill."

Only the bald brother was left sitting on the chair, his face gradually turning green.

"I'm so..."

"The clown is myself!"

On the side, Fairy Lin's face was filled with shock.

I rely on!

The atmosphere that my old lady had finally brewed up, was disturbed by you in the end?

???

Fairy Lin's face was full of lovelessness.

She wanted to ask, if she liked him, would you, Su Han, agree to be my boyfriend?