I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

The results of it?

Disturbed by such a scene, Su Han, a straight man, would definitely think: Women really only affect his speed of drawing his sword!

Ah ah ah!

Fairy Lin felt that she owed Su Han this season or something.

Why do things happen every time I eat!

Turn the table!

Indeed, Su Han withdrew his gaze from the bald brother with a little green on his head, and said in his heart: "Women or something will only affect my drawing the sword!"

"He's wearing three green hats, and he's still so strong..."

"Sure enough, I can't be too nice to Lin Qingyan, I almost let go of my vigilance!"

"It can't be done!"

Lin Qingyan turned her head, and seeing the vigilant look in Su Han's eyes, she immediately...

It’s over.

The goodwill that I finally built up from the Poisonous Chicken Soup blogger just now was completely wiped out by this bald head!

At this moment, Fairy Lin was full of killing intent!

At the dinner table, it was hard for the straight man of steel to let his guard down a bit, but it turned out to be so yellow.

Fairy Lin was so depressed.

The two of them ate like this, silently.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks laughed wildly from the very beginning.

"Damn, it's killing me, what happened just now, the barrage function is under maintenance all of a sudden?"

"How else can it be, it must be because someone said something bad just now, that scene was too provocative, and Yaochi Holy Land won't allow it to be broadcast."

"I guess that's the case. The century-old equality between men and women has been established with great difficulty in our cultivation world. If we really want to start a war, those who have lived for hundreds of years will definitely be very active."

"However, I think that big bald brother just now is a ruthless person."

"That's right, it's like a master of the Buddhist sect in the Western Regions. Hahahahaha, he preached one set of things, but the boys directly defeated him."

"Fairy Lin is almost desperate. She has encountered this kind of wolf annihilation over and over again, and her mentality has exploded!"

"Poor Fairy Lin."

At four o'clock in the afternoon, after dinner, the two of them tacitly did not speak along the way until they got home.

Su Han experienced another cordial greeting from his parents.

Seeing Su Han enter the door, Zhou Qing couldn't wait to ask: "Son, how do you feel about shopping with Qingyan today?"

"Huh? Still, okay." Su Han scratched his head.

Really good.

Apart from...

"Mom, let's not talk about it, I'm going back to my room to review my homework." Su Han didn't choose to explain too much, and hurried upstairs after finding an excuse.

"Damn child." Zhou Qing was a little disappointed.

It seems that the daughter-in-law is hopeless.

On the side, Su Long couldn't stand it anymore, and said directly: "You brat, why are you in such a hurry?"

"There are more than 16 million males in Longguo now than females. If we don't have a good relationship since we were young, what will we do when we grow up?" Zhou Qing plausibly said, glaring, "You chased me when you were not [-] years old. You were so embarrassed. say!"

Su Long blushed, coughed, kept changing channels, and said, "At that time, he was young, frivolous and ignorant."

"If I had the chance to do it all over again, I would definitely choose not to know you."

Su Han's mother immediately lost her temper, and directly grabbed Su Long's ear: "Okay, you, it seems that you are very dissatisfied with me. Is it because you have heard too much courage recently?"

.....

Su Han fled the battlefield, and when he heard his father's screams from downstairs, Su Han couldn't help shaking his head: "My father is too deadly."

Without thinking too much, putting aside the things in his mind, Su Han directly assembled the computer.

After waiting for several days, I finally regained my confidence in the game!

However, before he could play for a long time, a system notification sounded in his mind: "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the mission of the anchor of the angry and poisonous chicken soup..."

"Reward settlement..."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, get the reward..."

PS: emmm, how should I put it, I'm a little out of shape today, and I feel deviated from the main line.

Tomorrow, arrange for a new girl from the Holy Land of Yaochi to come to the world to attack Su Zhinan. What type do you think you want?You can tell me in the comment area, I will choose it~ By the way, if you can, give me some ideas~~ Hahahaha~ I beg for a gift~

Chapter 26 Coquettish Positioning Skills + Arrogant Professional?

[Congratulations to the host for completing the mission of being the anchor of Angry Poisonous Chicken Soup, the number of people watching the live broadcast: 4 people, mission rating: S! 】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving rewards: 4 cash, coquettish positioning skills*1, title of professional accountant*1. 】

Cash has been transferred to the host account through secure channels.

Introduction to coquettish positioning skills: As long as the posture is coquettish enough, there is no sneak attack you can't avoid, rise up!Inheriting the year of the snake skin!

The title of Professional Barrier: This is the reward for your No.1 Barbarian on the construction site. With it, you are the leader in the barbarian world. Please give full play to your barbarian ability!

Su Han: "???"

Although being rich makes people happy, the remaining two skill rewards are a bit too much, right?

What is a professional account holder?

When did I raise the bar?

What the hell, believe it or not, I will sue you for slandering me!

Also, coquettish positioning skills, can you show some face!

What is Inheriting Snakeskin Position No.1?

Could it be that I, Su Han, are so easy to provoke people to beat me? ? ?

Ok? ? ?

Although my heart is very tired and I really want to have a showdown with this system, but when I think that I seem to be easily beaten, having such a snake-skinned position can be regarded as an extra life-saving ability for myself.

I'll let you go for now.

It's definitely not because I'm afraid of being beaten!

"System, is this how you treat me?" Su Han asked in his mind.

"Host, do you have any questions?"

Su Han said confidently: "The live broadcast of my anchor of Poisonous Chicken Soup has been watched by more than 4 million people, and the result is only worth [-] yuan!"

"I think you should give me 40,000 yuan more!"

Um....

I was just doing it for the wool, and definitely not to save enough 100,000 yuan.

How can I say that I am about to go to university, and I don't have any family background in my hand, so I really feel very uncomfortable.

"The conversion ratio of the number of viewers is 100:1, so if 4 million people watch it, after deducting the handling fee, it will be 4 yuan in the hands of the host."

Good guy!

After Su Han heard this, he immediately became a good guy. What is a handling fee?

Is your family's handling fee deducted more than [-] yuan at once?

Ok?

Of course, Su Han didn't continue to struggle, 40,000 yuan is 40,000 yuan, it's better than nothing.

The situation with a small family background is that Su Han can play games with krypton gold again.

Regarding the rewards of the system, Su Han didn't care at all, and he didn't want to study it. He directly turned on the computer, removed the hard disk from his old device and installed it in the new computer.

Then began his own massacre!

From LOL, to Minecraft, Eat Chicken, and CSGO, Su Han directly had a good time.

When I got home in the afternoon, I played until eleven o'clock in the evening.

After all, I have held it back for so long, so what if I don't let it go?

Following Su Han lying back on the bed, he fell into a deep sleep.

......

And in the middle of the night, in the realm of cultivating immortals, in the holy land of Yaochi.

"Elder, do we really need to send someone down?"

In the backstage hall of the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It", the disciple of the Holy Land Yaochi looked at the beautiful elder in front of him, and said in shock: "Sister Qingyan is enough to attack a mortal man, right?"

The beautiful and flowery elder shook his head: "Not enough!"

"Although Qingyan is very pure, she doesn't know how to seduce a man's heart. She is only suitable for domineering presidents and soldiers who are full of desire to protect."

The beautiful and flowery elder is more than five hundred years old and has a high level of cultivation. However, women who practice the mental method of Yaochi can freeze their appearance at their peak stage.

So she looks like a charming young woman.

At the same time, the beautiful and beautiful Elder Huang is also the producer of the program "The World Is Not Worth It".

Under her leadership, this program has also become a popular live broadcast program in the world of cultivating immortals, and it can harvest billions of Lingshi income every season every year!

You know, billions of spirit stones are the income and expenditure of many big sects for ten years!

However, now only one year is enough.

This is also the reason why Yaochi, a sacred place for women, supports this program.