I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Then, a female classmate bravely walked up and sniffed beside Lin Qingyan.

Immediately...

"Ouch! Damn it, it really stinks!"

Wow.

The female classmate just vomited it out.

classmates:"!!!"

Goudan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

Lin Qingyan: "!!!!!!"

The monks in the live broadcast room: "????"

Su Han: "?(?????)?"

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Chapter 66 Are you serious about taking a step back?

Su Han couldn't help but sighed.

This time it's really none of my business. Originally, the smell shouldn't be so strong.

Su Han knew the dosage.

If you just spray a little bit, it will only smell bad to people around you.

That is, a range of about one or two meters.

but...

These two tigers directly sprayed one-tenth of it, and I don't know how they did it.

Once it's done, the whole class will stink.

Su Han said that he would not take the blame!

now.

The entire corridor has exploded, and all the students are shocked.

shit.

Did the school belle fall into the cesspit?

Otherwise, why would it be so stinky, it really stinks to death.

They couldn't imagine that the two beauties who were loved by all the boys in the school would fall into the cesspit, they stink!

One by one, they all moved away from Lin Qingyan and the others in an instant.

"It stinks, it really stinks."

"Student Lin and the others must have fallen into the sewer, it smells... vomit!"

"I can't take it anymore, really, it stinks!"

"I can no longer look directly at my goddess, what should I do, teach me how to block my sense of smell."

All classmates stay far away.

The whispering voices made Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue blush.

Goudan also looked blank.

"Yes, is it their smell?"

Goudan is a little unbelievable, obviously I met them last weekend, and I could smell the fragrance from two meters away at that time.

how now...

A smell of durian + feces + fermented in the microwave at the same time...

vomit!

Goudan couldn't help retching.

Here it goes again, this damn thing stinks.

In the monk's live broadcast room, countless monks also exploded.

"Fuck, this is really not right."

"Scary, what happened to Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu, why did they suddenly emit a foul smell?"

"I'm a disciple of Yao Chi. Let me report that today our Elder Huang also has a particularly unpleasant smell. I heard that Elder Huang likes to eat shit."

"???"

"Fuck, it's so hot, the elders of the Holy Land like to eat excrement?!"

"That's right, the senior sisters also said that Elder Huang had breakfast in the latrine of the outer disciples this morning, and then he didn't brush his teeth, which temporarily interrupted the ten-year elders' meeting."

"It's terrifying, it's really terrifying!"

"Elder Huang is Fairy Liu's master again, hiss... I seem to have thought of an incredible truth."

The people in the live broadcast room exploded.

Moreover, after this breaking news came out, the popularity of the whole program soared rapidly, and it was about to rush to the first place in the time slot list.

The number of people watching the live broadcast reached a staggering 25 billion!

Terrible batch!

As the two parties involved, the expressions on Lin Qingyan's and Liu Lingyue's beautiful little faces also gradually turned pale from being flushed at the beginning.

Fuck...

Could it really be our taste?

But...

We did nothing.

and many more...

I only sprayed the perfume given by the dog man today, and I didn't do anything else.

why?

Is it...

Such a thought flashed in the minds of both of them at the same time, and then, their gazes were instantly on Su Han.

Su Han also kept an eye on the movements of the two of them.

Seeing the eyes of the two of them looking at him at the same time, the absolute calm gained from opening the novice gift bag at the beginning instantly worked, calming him down.

"Calm down, Su Han, you have to calm down, these two old women are monsters in the Divine Hidden Realm!"

There was such a voice in Su Han's mind.

She looked at him quietly for three seconds, and saw that his face was still blank.

The two suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

But...if it wasn't Su Han, who would be able to do such a shameless thing?

The two of them just let go of this idea.

Afterwards, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu saw Su Han's calm and bewildered expression, but...

but...

He suddenly took a step back!

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

shit.

What the hell are you serious about taking a step back?

Such a small action made Lin Xianzi and Liu Xianzi's brains explode instantly.

What the hell is you!

The eyes of the two were blank for an instant.

Su Han's step back is really not harmful at all, but it is extremely insulting! ! !

The two collapsed instantly.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks also erupted with overwhelming bullet screens.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"It was really Su Zhinan who did it, so vicious!"

"Pig heart with shrimp, it's pig heart with shrimp!!!"

"Previously, Elder Huang, the elder of the sacred land of Yaochi, died, and then two fairies, Lin and Liu, blew themselves up on the spot. Su Zhinan, how did you do it?!"

"I can only say one thing..."

"Beautiful work!!"

"??? Upstairs, I just typed three more dots, why are you robbing me of my lines?!"

In the live broadcast room, all the monks were completely convinced.

Su Han really deserves to be a straight man.

This kind of spoof, no, it is no longer a spoof, it can already be regarded as killing people.

Such a vicious plan...

let people call...