I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Fun! ! !

Really enjoyable.

Seeing the expressions of the two fairies at this moment, countless male monks felt as if they drank some fairy dew for some reason, and felt cool all over their bodies.

From the soles of the feet to the scalp!

After the two looked over with dull eyes, Su Han also grinned.

"I really didn't mean to! (〃'▽'〃)"

However, Su Han's self-righteous smile was so evil in the eyes of Fairy Lin, Fairy Liu, and countless monks watching the live broadcast.

Fairy Lin felt numb in her heart: "Here he comes again, it really is this dog man!"

Damn, you dare to mock us!

At this moment, infinite killing intent rose in my heart, but...

When he thought that Su Han was not an ordinary person, and he was in the live broadcast, he couldn't make random killings.

otherwise...

She will definitely let Su Han know what it means to have grass two meters high on a grave!

Fairy Liu was completely gone.

At this moment, she only knew that her charm was going to be weakened.

Um...

Because... it's in the live broadcast right now! ! !

Amidst the whispering and pointing of the students, the bald old head teacher who came to inspect the class's morning reading situation also rushed to the scene.

The same expressionless and calm, asked: "What are you all doing here, don't you know it's morning reading time?"

When the students heard the head teacher's voice, they consciously made way for the old class to come in.

After the old class came in, he found that Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue, who were kept away by the students, were standing in the center, and they frowned.

"What are you two doing..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

The expressionless and calm face of the bald old class that has remained unchanged for thousands of years was broken in an instant, and his facial features were almost wrinkled together.

After a long time, the old class choked out a sentence: "You two...did you go to the toilet to steal food?"

Fairy Lin Liu: "???"

Studio:"......"

Damn, you found out!

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The air was silent for a moment.

But then, deafening laughter resounded in the corridor.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Teacher, if you can speak, can't you say more?"

"Old Ban is as awesome as ever, if you don't speak, you have to kneel down to him."

"Excuse me, did you go to the toilet to steal food?"

"Hahaha, stop talking, Lin and Liu are about to cry."

All the students rolled forward and backward laughing.

If Su Han didn't have the absolute calm skill, he would have to laugh along with him now.

There is one thing to say, if Lao Ban doesn't speak, he still looks very serious. Once he speaks, it is definitely a divine sentence.

Didn't you see the goudan around you almost laughed out of breath?

Forgive me for my low laugh.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were also blushing, they lowered their heads to look at the shoes, and almost used their toes to dig out two rooms and one living room to live in.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks are the same.

"Brilliant!"

"Stop talking, Fairy Lin is about to cry, I feel so distressed! Pfft..."

"Fairy Liu has no face to face people."

"I'm dying of laughter. There is joy everywhere in the world. It seems that as long as the people around Su Zhinan are funny."

They, who had never seen a scene of social death, finally saw it today.

What is social death?

This is called social death!

The two monks in the Divine Hidden Realm were mercilessly laughed at by a group of mortals.

"Teacher, I, I didn't!" Lin Qingyan's pale face returned to a little rosy, and she quickly explained.

The bald old Ban looked suspicious of life: "Yes, you didn't."

Fairy Lin breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this.

However, what Lao Ban said next almost made her vomit blood.

"But which sewer did you go to eat? It stinks to death, how can you bear it!"

Lin Qingyan: "???????"

"I, I really didn't!"

In a hurry, Fairy Lin is in a hurry.

Seeing this scene, Su Han suddenly became thoughtful.

Um...

"I think I still have five hilarious cards?"

Glancing around, he glanced at the two old women standing in the center receiving everyone's attention.

Su Han had a bold idea in his heart.

"System, use hilarious cards on Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue."

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After the hilarious card is used.

There is no obvious change between the two, but as long as the two want to talk, they can't help laughing.

The old class stepped back again and again, and then said with a disgusted look: "You two, why don't you come to school today, and clean up the smell on your body before you come back."

I'm afraid I'm afraid.

If these two people are not given leave, the classroom may not be peaceful today.

Didn't you see that the students in the two classes next door poked their heads out?

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were extremely tired.

This is so special.

Damn dog man!

"Okay...hahahahaha." Before she finished speaking, Fairy Lin began to laugh out of nowhere.

???

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What the hell, why are you so happy to let you go on vacation?

Could it be that you deliberately ate so much for the holiday?

At this moment, Lao Ban was the most confused, his face gradually changed from stunned to gloomy.

Liu Lingyue also realized that something was wrong.

Asked in a low voice: "Qingyan, what are you laughing at?"

However, before she finished speaking, Liu Lingyue also started to laugh, "Hahahahaha."

This time, everyone was even more confused.

What do you two mean?

At this moment, Goudan asked suspiciously, "Student Lin, what are you laughing at?"

"I don't know why I'm laughing, hahahaha."

Suddenly, the students exploded.

"Fuck, no way, no way, did you really go to the toilet to steal food?"

"It's so terrifying, it's so terrifying!"

"Horrifying, a high school student went to the toilet to steal shit because he didn't have class, and the whole room roared with laughter!"

"Don't talk about Viagra, come to the shock department to report tomorrow."

Hearing the conversation of the students, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were extremely anxious.

Lin Qingyan quickly explained: "I don't have it, I really don't!"

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she laughed again.

This smile directly ignited everyone's laughter.

The entire Class [-] of Senior Three laughed in the corridor.