I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Didn't get off the plane until six o'clock in the evening to go home.

Su Han was also very punctual, just in time for his parents to get off work.

Because, if you go back early, you will inevitably stare at Su Long who got off work early.

That won't work.

"Mom, I'm back!" Su Han shouted as soon as he entered the door.

In the living room, my mother was sitting on the sofa. When she saw her eldest son come back, she immediately smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"

"Wait, Mom will cook for you later."

Su Han nodded: "Yeah."

Putting down his schoolbag, Su Han glanced at the living room and asked, "Mom, where's Dad?"

Su Long usually gets home from get off work at five o'clock.

I'm not at home today!

It's so weird.

Su Han's mother glanced outside the door and said, "Your father probably works overtime."

Su Han nodded, but didn't pay much attention.

When I came to the sofa, I picked up the remote control and switched the TV channel to watch the TV.

Su Han's mother also walked into the kitchen with the dishes and began to cook.

Warm scene.

However, this scene did not last long.

At around [-]:[-] in the evening, the dinner was ready and had just been served when the door was opened and Su Long walked in.

Put away your briefcase and put on your slippers.

Su Long untied his tie and sat down at the dining table.

Looking at the silent father, Su Han couldn't help asking: "Father, why did you come back so late today?"

Su Long glanced at his eldest son, and said depressedly: "Don't mention it, I went to work today, but the leader called me into the office and told me to give me a task."

"But..."

Speaking of this, grief and indignation suddenly appeared on Su Long's face.

"The leader said why I smell like shit, and then canceled this task for me!"

Su Han: "???"

Su Han's mother: "???"

After saying that, Su Long looked at Su Han with sharp eyes: "Tell me, did you not flush the toilet today, and you passed the smell of excrement to me!"

Su Han looked blank: "What's none of my business?"

Obviously it was the smell brought by those two old women.

It is estimated that they touched the doorknob, and then you attached it when you went out.

Although I feel sorry for my father.

However, Su Han just wanted to laugh!

Hahahaha!

Wait, why is there a faint smell of wine?

At this time, Su Han's mother comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, isn't it just a task, let's eat."

Su Long gave a low-spirited 'hmm'.

Then he picked up the bowl and chopsticks and began to eat with big mouthfuls.

It seems that Su Long's appetite is not very high today because he lost an opportunity to express himself. He just ate three bowls of rice and stopped eating.

After dinner.

Su Han couldn't suppress the question mark in his heart anymore, and couldn't help asking: "Father, what did you do when you got off work?"

"Did you go for a drink?"

Geek!

Su Long's heart skipped a beat, and he said with an expressionless face: "How is it possible, I won't drink!"

Hearing the word drinking, Su Han's mother also shot her sharp eyes over.

Su Han squinted his eyes and said with a long 'Oh': "Oh? Really?"

Su Long said confidently: "Nonsense!"

"You brat, why are you talking so much, why don't you hurry back to your room and do your homework."

Su Han scratched his head: "Ah? Why do I need to do my homework?"

This innocent little look made Su Long choke for a while.

Grass.

Forgot, this little bastard has privileges!

"Then go back to your room and play games!" Su Long said angrily.

"Ok!"

Su Han's words made Su Long heave a sigh of relief.

"Father, what do you think the wine tastes like today?" Just when Su Long relaxed his vigilance, Su Han's words rang out slowly.

Su Long was pressing the TV remote control to switch channels to watch the news, without thinking about it, he said directly: "Hey, what can Lao Zhang's Wuliangye taste like..."

Swish!

Su Long's body stiffened suddenly.

A murderous gaze swept over.

"Okay, old man, how dare you steal a drink!" Su Han's mother's stern voice sounded out of nowhere.

Su Long's scalp tingled for a while.

"No, Darling, I really didn't drink, I just reminisce, bah, I'm just talking about last year!"

However, this explanation obviously did not satisfy Su Han's mother.

Su Han's mother took off her apron, twisted it into a ball, and walked towards Su Long slowly: "You still dare to steal a drink outside, it seems that I have given you too easy recently."

Su Long was sweating like rain, scolding Su Han over and over again in his heart.

He really deserves to be his big brother!

"Darling, I really didn't drink it! You have to believe me, when we fell in love, this brat was just a tadpole, how could you not believe me!"

Su Han: "???"

Su Han's mother pressed her step by step, and sneered: "I'm not serious, what you say today is useless."

"System, use the hilarious card for my dad!" Su Han looked at this scene and said something in his heart.

【Hilarious card*1 successfully used! 】

"Tell me, do you want to sleep in the living room or the hallway tonight?"

Su Long saw the murderous intent in his Darling's eyes, and drops of sweat dripped from his forehead.

Su Long was in a group of anxious ones, his brain was running crazily, brewing all kinds of sweet words, and said anxiously: "Darling, I want to sleep with you...hahaha!"

Su Han's mother: "???"

Live audience: "???"

PS: Today’s 10500th update, with a total of [-] words, I know that it’s not right to let Lin Xianzi and Lin Xianzi die together by doing this today, and many readers will feel uncomfortable. Please rest assured, I will update the whitewashing two in the latest chapter. Human, and it will make Su Han taste the fear of being dominated by his father. I am not wrong in my three views, but sometimes I can't control it when I write, and it will be whitewashed later. Don't care about it, please beg for gifts and reminders more~

Chapter 71

In the previous article, today is the fourth update, but... the chapters may be a bit dull, because after reading the book reviews, many people think that yesterday's chapters are too much, these chapters are an apology, adjust the outline, try to make the plot more compact, funny and relaxed , Everyone forgive me, I will make up for it at the sixth update tomorrow~ I have brought you a bad sense of reading, sorry.

The whole living room became a little quiet for a while.

Su Long also felt bad, so he quickly shut up and didn't dare to speak anymore.

really.

When he didn't speak, the laughter stopped directly.

Then, he tried again: "Darling, I'll sleep next to you...hahaha!"

puff!

Immediately shut your mouth tightly.

I dare not speak any more.

At this moment, Su Long's eyes were a little frightened.

Fuck, what's going on, I obviously don't want to laugh.

Su Han's mother showed a slight sneer on her face: "Hehe, then you can sleep on the floor next to me tonight!"

this moment.

Su Han didn't dare to speak, and he didn't dare to watch the large-scale domestic violence scene here.

I hurried upstairs to play games.

As soon as he saw Su Han running upstairs, Su Long immediately understood.

This is definitely done by a good old man like me who doesn't do anything!

good boy!

Thinking about it, Su Long took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, then typed a line and sent it to Su Han's mother's prestige.