I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

[Darling, I really don't want to laugh, but I want to laugh as soon as I open my mouth, and I don't know what's wrong. 】

Hey.

After receiving the mobile phone message, Su Han's mother took out the mobile phone and looked at him suspiciously: "Really?"

"Really...hahaha." Dad just started to explain, but he wanted to laugh again.

well.

As expected of his big son.

In the live broadcast room, all the monks were puzzled when they saw this scene.

"Did Su Daddy's laughing point be tapped?"

"I don't know, but all I know is that the disaster seems to be over."

"Well, I have forgiven Father Su by looking at Mother Su's eyes."

As the people in the live broadcast room guessed, Su Han's mother put away her phone and nodded: "Okay, I will forgive you this time."

"Your Moutai is in the suitcase in the cabinet, take it out and drink it yourself."

Papa Su: "???"

"is it okay?"

Su Han's mother smiled slightly: "I didn't want you to quit drinking. Didn't you become addicted to alcohol because you wanted to save money to buy a house to give me a sense of security? I didn't know you yet."

At the beginning, Su Long worked hard to give her a warm family and participated in various entertainments.

After all the drinking and stress, drinking can be a way to release stress.

She asked Papa Su to quit drinking, just to make him drink less, not a drop.

Now that I am older, drinking too much alcohol will hurt my body, as long as I control the amount of alcohol, there is no harm.

As for Su Han...

Well, it's just that she loves the older one, and Su Han's grades have always been the first, so she has no reason not to favor her.

"You can only drink one cup a day, if you drink too much, you will really quit!" However, Su Han's mother still warned.

Su Long was overjoyed, hugged her and let out a mouthful: "Thank you Darling!"

Su Han's mother was stunned by this sudden action, and then her face, which was gradually aging, also turned a little rosy, and she spat: "You are not serious!"

"I went shopping with my girlfriends, and you played at home by yourself."

After speaking, Su Han's mother took off her apron, changed her clothes, picked up her bag and went out.

Bang!

The sound of the door closing sounded.

Su Long's face gradually turned ferocious and perverted, and he said with a grinning smile: "Hahaha, I'm so big, I didn't expect that!"

"Hahaha!"

Oops, I forgot I can't speak anymore.

At this moment, Su Long seemed to return to the way Su Han was before he was in high school.

At that time...

Su Han has to experience the fear of being dominated by him once every day.

Running back to the room, Su Long took out the wine from the suitcase in the cabinet, and took a sip.

Go straight to the second floor.

Go straight to Su Han's room...

However, after seeing this scene, countless monks also shouted wildly in the live broadcast room.

"Su Zhinan run away!!!"

"Su Zhinan, run, your father is coming up with a stick!!!"

"Su Zhinan climb up!!"

"???"

At this moment, Su Han was still playing the game hard, and just happened to blow up the opponent's pickup truck and was about to wipe out the opponent.

boom!

The door of the room was kicked open!

Su Han hurriedly took off his earphones, turned his head to look, and suddenly found his father standing outside the door.

After seeing Dad, Su Han panicked: "Dad, what do you want to do!"

Being able to run up means that the father has coaxed the mother well.

What happened?

Dad today.

Su Long didn't speak, but approached step by step with a grinning expression.

"Father, if we have something to talk about, let's put down the stick in your hand, shall we?"

Su Han panicked a lot at this moment.

Su Long sneered, "What do you think? Hahaha!"

"Mom! Mom! Help me, your wife is going to beat me!" Su Han kept calling.

However...

But did not get the slightest response.

Seeing this, Su Han could only change his words: "Father, I know where your little treasury is!"

Even so, Su Long still did not waver.

He walked towards Su Han unhurriedly.

"Get on the bed for me!" Father Su pointed at the big bed next to him with a stick, and shouted.

Su Han suddenly felt his scalp tingling.

shit.

Dad has grown up now!

Could it be that...

You are not favored anymore?

Although he thought a lot in his heart, Su Han still did it.

Possessing his buttocks, Su Han said pitifully, "Father, take it easy."

Since you can't hide, then take the initiative to get beaten.

Snapped!

Su Long was not polite either, the stick in his hand that had been dusty for three years finally came in handy.

Pull hard.

hiss...

Su Han took a deep breath.

In the live broadcast room, everyone burst out laughing when they saw this scene.

"Hahaha, I feel great, so great!"

"Finally seeing Su Zhinan deflated, this feeling, ah, am I crooked?"

"Well, that's right, you upstairs can't be straight anymore!"

"I feel sorry for my Su Giegie!"

Eh, it doesn't hurt!

Su Han forgot that he is now a monk!

How can Little Daddy's stick make him feel pain.

A few sticks down, accompanied by Su Han's feigned screams, Su Long said contentedly: "Very good, you are sensible, hahahaha!"

"Starting today, your pocket money will be changed to four yuan a day!"

With his wife's forgiveness, Su Long also hardened at the moment, and said with confidence.

Four!

Su Han was shocked in his heart.

"Come on daddy, how about you whip me some more? I think I still want twenty dollars a day."

It's okay to hit me, but the pocket money can't be reduced!

Anyway, it doesn't hurt to hit me!

Although he has quite a lot of net worth now, the truth that more is better has always been on the front line of Su Han's mind.

Hearing the words, Su Long choked, staring and said: "Dream!"

He only has ten yuan a day now.

This kid still wants twenty?

Eat farts!

Taking away the trophy and the piggy bank from Su Han's room, Su Long hummed a little song and left.

today...

Grandpa is happy!

However, Su Long was happy, but Su Han had a bitter face.

"Ah! My pocket money, dad is so old!"