I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

[047] Are you so gossipy in the ninja circle?

Ah.

can kill you.

Naruto glanced at him with a dark face: "So you are so unreasonable now that you want to deduct my wages? You are so rich, what are you doing, have you bought a little yellow book?"

Kakashi rolled his eyes, then stared at the "Intimacy Paradise" in his hand, and his expression suddenly became obscene: "You...you know the fart! You know, for these limited edition "Intimacy Paradise", I What a price to pay."

"You have no idea how crazy a person's love for literature can be!"

Hehehehe.

Do you think I can't see the 18 banned words above!

Naruto sneered: "Then who is richer than you and the author of this book?"

Kakashi thought about it for a moment, and told a lie without blushing: "It should be me."

Blow, brag well.

Kakashi looked at his expression of disbelief, and suddenly changed into a gossip color: "You know what? The author of this book was written by Lord Jiraiya, known as one of the three ninjas. As for how popular it is. I don't need to say it."

"Only whoever earns more money between me and him, don't need to think about it, it must be Lord Jiraiya."

"But in the Shangnin circle, Emmmm, or in other words, the circles of our level basically know that Lord Jiraiya really likes Tsunade-sama, who is also one of the three ninjas, but Tsunade-sama... is born addicted to gambling, and has a lot of luck. Very good, and loves to play... I owe several ass..."

Naruto was stunned on the spot.

Are your circles... all so gossipy?

He quickly took out a pen and paper to write down what Kakashi said, and replied: "You speak ill of them behind their backs, aren't you afraid that one day they will be killed if they return?"

Kakashi glanced at him sideways, and said a little seriously: "Put this book away for me!"

"By the way, Tsunade-sama owes so much debt, and most of the time, he is chasing after him to wipe his ass."

Naruto took a small notebook and wrote it down while asking, "Has Lord Jiraiya caught up with Lord Tsunade?"

Chase?

Kakashi thought for a moment: "Master Jiraiya that single dog..."

Naruto smiled and closed the book: "Aren't you a single dog too?"

Then I added a sentence in my heart: I was single for ten thousand years, and I didn't get married in the end. I went to the mountains and rivers with Kaihuang, a basic friend...

"Kakashi wants to smear your face, the gold value is +333!"

……

The two moved on.

Naruto didn't ask any more questions. At this time, he was already thinking about the stalk of Xiaonan's long-legged 6000 billion explosive charm.

Not to mention the price of the detonating charm, Shikamaru, who is a chunin, thinks it is expensive, let alone other people.

哪怕放在现实世界，以一张A4纸可以画6张起爆符来计算，6000亿张起爆符需要1000亿张纸，1000张A4纸淘宝大概40左右，1000亿张A4纸需要40亿人民币，这还没算上画符的墨汁的钱……

Don't say it, this is the power of money.

From the perspective of the money-loving money fan, it is estimated that he can be deceived by anger!

You said that these detonators were not bought, but made by yourself...

Don't say it, so many arms, even if they are wholesale, my sister Nan is the number one local tyrant!

After thinking about this question, the two walked for another three or four hours. Naruto felt a little hungry and took out two octopus balls from the backpack behind him, and then asked, "Kakashi-sensei, do you want to eat?"

Immediately, the fragrance overflowed.

Kakashi was very relieved. Although the teacher's children usually talk a little bit, they are still very sensible: "The taste looks good, then I'm welcome."

So Naruto took a toothpick and stuck an octopus ball. Yes, you read that right, and only stuck one and handed it to him: "The first one is free, the second one is 100 taels, and credit is not accepted."

Kakashi: "???"

"You don't know how to respect your elders, Kakashi spit fragrance young man, the gold value is +444!"

Naruto handed it over, and immediately became unhappy: "You have money to buy a little yellow book, but don't you have money to buy octopus balls? What are you pretending to be with me if you don't have money, and you want to prostitute for nothing?"

Kakashi: "???"

I'm so...

Kakashi turned around, pulled down the mask and ate the octopus balls in one bite, it was okay if he didn't eat it, his eyes lit up as soon as he ate it, he turned his head and stared straight at Naruto: "This... it's you. made?"

Naruto nodded his head for a reason: "Yes, the ingredients are mainly octopus, takoyaki powder, bonito flakes, nori, salad dressing, and takoyaki sauce."

"The taste is fresh and delicious, and you can't get tired of eating it. You can't buy it for 100 taels, and you can't be fooled by 100 taels."

Kakashi took a deep breath, took out 200 taels and handed them out: "Two copies."

Naruto took the money and frowned: "100 taels less."

"???" Kakashi snorted: "Is there any problem with the latter one you said for 100 taels and two for 200 taels?"

Naruto explained: "Don't you understand? I said the latter one is 100 taels, which is a half-price discount, and the second one starts to return to the original price, 200 taels. So you asked for two copies, and the total is 300 taels."

black!

What a black heart!

Kakashi took back 100 taels with a dark face: "Then I only need one copy."

"Kakashi thinks, go to your mother... No, this is the wife, go to your legs, the gold value is +289!"

Naruto happily accepted 100 taels and handed over a copy. He was not in a hurry anyway. The deliciousness of the octopus balls didn't need to be said by him. The goods won't buy octopus balls from him.

The two walked forward while eating octopus balls. During the period, Naruto watched the system have been collecting gold coins from Kakashi, and his heart was almost happy.

This kind of posture of smashing wool is what he really wants.

Maybe it was because the scent of the octopus balls was too strong, or maybe there were other reasons. They were originally scheduled to arrive at their destination in about seven or eight hours, but at this moment, they encountered the wave of bandits!

A few young men dressed in plain clothes and looking rather scary blocked their way.

I saw the young man with a scarred face at the head in a calm tone: "Robbery, hand over the money, we don't kill, just make money."

When Naruto saw this, he was suspicious and a little angry at the same time, and immediately cursed.

"What kind of bandit are you?"

"A gang without even a slogan is too embarrassed to call themselves a bandit?"

"I don't say whether you have any rhetoric like 'I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave behind to buy road money', no matter how bad you are, you have to be a symbol of your own identity, such as Be a flag with the slogan 'Get rid of poverty and become rich'?"

Naruto was really angry at this time, and he felt that his IQ had been insulted.

Bandits have a gang like you... It's a shame!

As for fear...

Naruto said that with Kakashi, the elite of the Konoha elite, beside him, if these thieves can do anything to him, he will perform a boulder on the spot!

[048] Is your diary a joke?

Are you... teaching us what to do?

The bandits were all stunned, and while the head Scar's face was stunned, he actually felt that what the yellow-haired boy in front of him said... It makes sense!

No slogan, no banner what kind of bandit?

On the other side, Kakashi was so speechless that he almost rolled his eyes, and his eyes were about to roll up. He really couldn't help but want to remind Naruto that they were here to suppress the bandits!

Bandit suppression, understand?

It's the kind that kills all without leaving behind!

Where did your fresh and refined brain circuit come from?

What's more, you said so much, do you see those bandits taking care of you?

However, what is even more surprising is that in Kakashi's shocked expression, the bandit leader actually spoke up: "The idea is good, little ones, kill this old man, and take the little one back as a staff officer! "

Kakashi: "Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

Naruto: "(°ー°〃)"

The old...killed?Small... take away?

Kakashi suddenly felt that his IQ had been greatly shamed, not to mention that even if you kidnapped Naruto back, you will be so angry that you can't sleep every day, you 'old...' who are you talking about!Who is old!

then……

The bandit leader brought about seven or eight of his subordinates to fight with Kakashi.

Seeing this, Naruto hurriedly slipped aside, although he was not afraid of these bandits, no matter how powerful bandits were, they were just ordinary people, and although he was not a ninja, he had already had an insurmountable gap with ordinary people. , The reason for slipping aside is because he doesn't want to do it, that's all.

And then, under Naruto's stunned gaze, these bandits really fought Kakashi five to five times, and the one who fought was called back and forth. Nothing to win or lose!

What the hell are you playing here!

While Naruto continued to slander, he stood not far away and watched them fight. His sharp eyes noticed that during the fight, a small notebook fell from the waist of the bandit leader.

Resolutely stepped forward, Naruto dodged the sneak attacks of several bandits, quickly picked up the little book and ran to the side.

When the bandit leader saw this, his eyes were red, and the attack in his hand suddenly became fierce: "Little devil, if you dare to open that little book, you will die!"

"This uncle will definitely kill you!"

"Kill this old man first, and then kill your whole family!"

Naruto left the battle circle with a look of disdain on his face. Although Kakashi is nicknamed "Five-Five Kai", if he is killed by your miscellaneous soldiers, the three generations of Hokage will be able to pass the location of Hokage to Danzo tomorrow!

but……

What kind of little book is this?

Why is this guy so angry?

Could it be the ledger?

Naruto turned it over, and when he read the first page, he almost didn't blink his eyes. He felt that his IQ had been smashed to the ground eighteen times!