I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

This is what the diary on the first page says.

[X month X day, the weather is fine. 】

[I kidnapped a bitch a few days ago. This bitch is quite obedient and cooperative. One day when we were going to have sex with fish and water, this bitch told me mysteriously that she wanted to play some excitement. Yes, I readily agree. 】

[When this bitch came back at night, she said that she bought the best candle in the world. My mind was full of those artistic candles that carved dragons and phoenixes, and my heart was very itchy. 】

[After we kissed, when we were preparing for the next step, this bitch suddenly pulled the collar around my neck and took out a candle from the bag - a high-temperature candle of the country of fire, such as shabu-shabu in a copper pot, and it was very thick , the kind that can grab the first incense in the temples of the land of fire. 】

[Damn, scald me all over the floor...]

[From then on, I swear that I will never let this bitch feel better! 】

"Naruto Uzumaki doubts that in life, the value of gold coins is +999!"

hiss.

Naruto was really stunned and suspicious of life, but he was also laughing and rolling on the floor, and he didn't care about the system picking up his own wool. Anyway, he almost lost the strength to laugh now. He finally understood this world. There is a saying 'he died laughing' is true...

The thief investment saw Naruto's actions, his eyes were red and scary, and he was almost violent, killing no more than nodding. "Death to Laozi!"

This blow is really far beyond his ability. Under this outbreak, Kakashi was 'forced back' with a single knife!

Kakashi was also stunned. Although he didn't know what happened, he still sighed silently in his heart. Even ordinary people can have such a strong outbreak?

However, Kakashi shook his head lightly, the nine-tailed man Zhuli - Naruto, but he brought out, if he can't even clean up a few bandits, then Konoha's first skill division, famous all over the world Copy the ninja Kakashi simply buy a piece of tofu to kill it is more enjoyable.

Emmmmm... do you want to put some water on it?

Let a few scumbags go over and give that kid Naruto some experience points?

Then, when Naruto was about to open the second page to continue reading, suddenly in the battle circle over there, except for the bandit leader, all the other seven people rushed towards him!

Naruto:"???"

i fuck...

Naruto's face darkened immediately, is Kakashi Hatake really open to anyone?It is also [-] to [-] with a group of people, and now it is also [-] to the leader of the bandit?

I fucking believe in your wickedness!

The black-faced Naruto made a ruthless attack. These bandits may be very powerful in the eyes of ordinary people, but in his eyes, they are really nothing, just like those little monks in Shaolin Temple. , Adults feel that they can easily beat those seven or eight-year-old little monks, and then they have no idea that those seven or eight-year-old real little monks can beat two adults alone...

The truth is, the gap between a bandit and Naruto is much, much, much, much more than the gap between an adult and a young monk!

However, in 3 minutes, all seven bandits fell to the ground, and Kakashi on the other side finally decided the victory with the bandit leader, and fell down in a circle.

Naruto looked at Kakashi's expression as he walked over with the leader of the bandit with ease, and he laughed on the spot.

Which academy did you graduate from?

"You...you two are ninjas!"

The leader of the bandit was still beside the other bandits by Kakashi, and his heart was full of unwillingness: "It turned out to be planted in the hands of ninjas, I recognize it, but don't be too happy too soon!"

"Our big boss used to be a rebel in Yuyin Village, and he was also Chunin!"

"If you don't want to die..."

Hearing this, Naruto turned his head to look at Kakashi: "How many tricks can you and their boss be able to do?"

[049 Chapter] A dog's head hangs on the wall of Tuliu.

Kakashi was about to take out "Intimacy Paradise" to watch it for a while, but when he heard the question, the whole person felt bad: "Do you think I can't beat their boss?"

Naruto looked at him and sneered: "Their chief is Chunin!"

Kakashi frowned slightly: "Is there any problem? I'm Shangin."

Naruto continued to sneer: "So that's why you fought evenly with this Scarface, and with a group of them?"

"That's me letting them go, if I get stronger..."

"If you exert your strength, and there are three more people, can you continue to fight with them evenly?"

"It seems that you still don't know my strength, I am Konoha's first skill..."

"It's not indistinguishable from fighting with a few thieves."

"I don't know how many times I have performed S-level missions."

"It's not indistinguishable from fighting with a few thieves."

"I……"

"Hatake Kakashi wants to haha ​​your mother... the mother is your grandmother, the gold value is +478!"

Naruto looked at the value of gold coins in the system, and then glanced at him Kakashi, how dare you play word games with me at this level?

If I were you, I would say so.

I am Kakashi Hatake, can Obito be considered a genius ninja?Dare to start four battles with a first-generation cell?It's long enough, my father is the legendary Hatake Six () Four Kai, and he died before he finished teaching me, so I can only have five or five years, oh yes, the Millennium Kill was also developed by my father, then How could the sand sculpture ninjutsu be created by me!

Lao Tzu was originally the strongest Jōnin setting, but in the end, I cut my blue in the later stage. Even so, I have to hang a dog's head on the wall!The sarcasm must be in place.

Don't say I only copy ninjutsu, Sasuke's Chidori, Naruto's Spiral Maru Shuriken, which one is not taught by me, you can say that I am a fool, but you also have to admit that I show the most ninjutsu in the anime The one who took the most heads, and the youngest who became Jounin.

If you punch Kaguya, you won't be afraid if you don't slash with your kicks. A top ninja like me who is proficient in physical, illusion, and ninjutsu has always had one weakness, "Intimacy in Paradise".

……

Scarface listened to their conversation and was stunned. At this level, is it still a shinobi?Also Konoha first skill division?I'm afraid I won't be laughed out of my teeth if I say it!

"With your strength, are you still going to endure?"

"I can't support three moves here in our big boss!"

"We are the masters of the family, but we were almost promoted to special Shangnin back then!"

Just when Naruto and Kakashi were arguing, the two heard the voice of Scarface and turned their heads in unison. Especially Naruto, his mouth was opened a lot, and his eyes were full of incredible colors.

you……

you……

I was bickering with Kakashi, are you serious?

Are you sure you're mocking Kakashi like this, and you still have a life?Don't say it's you, if Kakashi doesn't let the water out, your chunin boss probably won't be able to hold a shot of Rachel, let alone a few moves with the final boss Kaguya people!

"Hatake Kakashi wants to release his hands and let the lightning flash, the gold value is +333!"

Naruto was startled again, this time it wasn't him who was mocking, it was the one with the scarred face who was mocking him!Why do I still have gold coins in my account!

Is it because such a conversation was provoked by himself?

Anyway...

Naruto glanced at Scar's face with a sad face, then walked away silently, went under a big tree and covered his ears while closing his eyes.

He may not appreciate this kind of aesthetic violence.

After a while, when the voice subsided a little, Naruto walked out. As expected, the man with the scarred face had a bruise on his right eye and his mouth was swollen, while Kakashi was very clear. I watched "Intimacy Paradise" with great enthusiasm, and then asked for information without a word.

Really a black man...

Naruto thought for a while, and took out the small book he just picked up from his pocket. He wanted to see what shocking content this small book would write next.

[X month X day, the weather is cloudy. 】

[I used to feel very much when I kissed my first mother-in-law, and there was even a 'drawing' situation, but since I broke up with that mother-in-law, after this mother-in-law came, I can't experience the original happiness. . 】

[So I went to ask the boss how to draw silk. 】

[The boss told me to spit in each other's mouths, but don't swallow them. Use the incisors to hold them, and then separate the mucus to come out. If you don't think it's silky enough, you can use sticky phlegm. 】

vomit……

Naruto just felt a tumult in his stomach, why is the beauty of love written so vulgarly in his diary!

my eyes!

On the surface, Naruto felt that his eyes were very hot, and he was about to commit embarrassment cancer, but for some reason, there was a sense of sight of a "crooked god of war", even if it was full of embarrassment, he wanted to continue watching!

[X month X day, the weather is light rain. 】

[I asked the boss, what was my relationship with him, and the boss looked at me with a look of horror and said that he doesn't have sex with men, at most it is the relationship between the emperor and his brother. 】

[I heard this, and I was very happy for a long time. 】

Ok……

This one has no nutrition.

Naruto pondered for a long time, and then glanced at the scarred face that was still being interrogated. He couldn't help but become suspicious, the relationship between the emperor and his brother?so close?

It seems that Li Shimin and Tang Seng also had such a relationship, right?

and many more?

The relationship between you and the head of your family and you are actually Li Shimin and Tang Seng?Li Shimin is simply the one who doesn't know what to do!Tang Seng is right in front of him. He doesn't even know that he can get eternal life by eating it, and he still thinks about seeking liberation from the scriptures all day long?

There is also that Tang monk, Li Shimin treats you as a brother, don't you know how to rip off some of your feet?

hiss……

Suddenly, Naruto suddenly felt that he had an epiphany.

It turns out that Tang Seng and Li Shimin are both ignorant things!

After a while, Kakashi asked all the things that should be interrogated, and even Naruto didn't even see whether he had used the torture and it was over, and the bandits also fainted.

Naruto picked up a branch from the side and poked the scarred face. When he was shocked, he asked, "How did you do it? I didn't even see it clearly. How did they get knocked out by you?"

Kakashi raised his eyebrows proudly: "There's more you don't know."

"Che~ what's next? Are they left here? Or...?"

"The one with the scarred face continues to move forward and go to their old lair. As for these...you go first, I will take care of it, I will let the psychic beast go to the Daming Palace to inform the client that some bandits have been caught, let me They can send someone over and take it away."

"Okay, then leave this scar face to me!"

After the two negotiated, Naruto pulled out the knife from his waist, his feet were a little heavier, and with a single jump, he easily cut off a relatively sturdy branch.

Kakashi channeled Parker and explained a few words. The puppy quickly ran away. When he turned around, he saw Naruto starting to remove the extra leaves with a knife: "What are you doing?"

Naruto quickly cleaned the branch, then hung the scarred face on the other side of the branch, and lifted it up easily: "I've always wanted to experience what it feels like to sacrifice to the sky..."