Even Though I'm Beaten Every Day, I'm Still Their Father

The crowd that had calmed down suddenly burst into a loud noise, and everyone was talking about this five-character couplet.

"Smoke Lock Pond Willow..." Xuan Yan'er looked at the five big characters, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes, this couplet really surprised her, "What a powerful couple! The five words in the structure use five elements as radicals, The artistic conception depicts a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke. It is not easy to come up with a poem that matches the five elements and the artistic conception.”

Hearing the words, Xiaotian turned to look at Xuan Yaner more, and said, "Yaner, do you still know this?"

Xuan Yaner smiled softly and said, "Daddy laughed, but Yaner only knows a thing or two."

Saying that she knows a little bit is naturally modest, and Xuan Yaner's talent in this area is not inferior to Hua Hua.

Yuan Yishang looked at the five big characters and said slowly: "It seems that this oiran has some skills, no wonder he can fascinate so many people."

Although Yuan Yishang is not as talented as Xuan Yaner, but she was born in the royal family and received a good education since she was a child, and has a certain literary foundation.

Only Ning Weiwei was confused, she couldn't understand the meaning of these five words at all.

Yuan Yishang looked at the flower painting in the distance, frowning slightly, she always felt like she had seen this woman somewhere.

It is estimated that she has forgotten that she had a relationship with Huahua on Tianxue Mountain five years ago.

Xiaotian smiled and asked, "Can Yaner be right?"

Xuan Yan'er shook her head embarrassedly and said, "Yan'er is stupid and can't think of it for a while."

After a while, seeing that no one stood up, Hua Huadai frowned slightly, and she asked slowly, "Can that young master Junjie be right?"

Seeing this, Xiaotian also frowned and murmured, "Why haven't they come out to show off? Don't they know?"

Xiaotian is very puzzled.

No, the couplet 'smoke lock the pond willow' is an absolute, and it will last forever. Most people should have heard of it, and the author of this absolute has also given a few good couplets in the original text. .

If it's an Earthling, it shouldn't be difficult to get it right.

But to be honest, the question of Xiaotian is indeed a bit difficult, but there is no way, it is not difficult, what should I do if I am confronted by the local talents and beautiful women in the dark martial arts world?

At that time, it is impossible to tell who the earthlings are!

Fortunately, Xiaotian also asked Huahua to arrange some 'poems based on the title'. As long as there is a poem on the other side of the earth, Xiaotian can immediately know that the other party is a person from the earth.

At this time, the three guys who were focused on by Xiaotian were discussing something in a low voice.

"Hey, I know I know this, it seems like... it's..." One of the men in black tilted his head to think hard, but he couldn't remember anything.

"Just tell me if you know it!" Another person in white said anxiously.

"I, I forgot..." The man in black scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Cut, it's a pity that you were a liberal arts student before." Bai Yi said with contempt.

The man in black rolled his eyes and said, "Please, it's been more than ten years, how can I still remember it, I almost forgot what my parents looked like."

Just as the black-clothed man and the white-clothed man were desperately trying to figure out the answer, the last blue-clothed man smiled, showing a shy expression, and said, "Since you don't know, then I'll go out on my own."

The man in blue was named Li Guangliang. Unlike these two scumbag compatriots, he had a good memory and happened to be a lover of classical literature.

"I come!"

I saw him shouting, and in front of everyone's eyes, he walked to the panel where he could write, picked up the pen in front of him, and scribbled five big characters:

[Lamp hanging brocade sill wave]

Seeing that someone was really right, and the sentences were neat and the mood matched, everyone exclaimed.

Seeing this, Xiao Tian, ​​who was secretly watching this scene, squinted his eyes, nodded slowly, and murmured, "It seems that the three of them didn't run away!"

'Deng Chui Jin Jing Bo' is a couplet that the author of 'Smoke Lock Pond Willow' brought in the original text, which is enough to prove that the other party is a person from the earth!

Huahua looked at the couplet written by Li Guangguang, and after thinking silently for a while, she couldn't help but exclaim: "That's right, this young master is so talented, Huahua admires it!"

Others also began to praise Li Guangliang. After all, they couldn't match the couplet, and Li Guangguang got it right, which naturally made them admire.

Li Guangguang took a deep look at Huahua and said lightly, "Miss Huahua doesn't need to be too polite, I wonder if this first question counts as my win?"

Hua Hua smiled indifferently and said, "Then let's see if there are other young masters who can match."

Huahua said, and glanced at Xiaotian faintly.

When Xiaotian asked Huahua to do this favor just now, Huahua agreed without saying a word, but she only had one request, that is, Xiaotian must also participate, and she must win in the end. After all, the winner will spend a good night with her.

If she was really won by a stranger, wouldn't she lose a lot?So it's okay to ask her to help, but Xiaotian must participate and win.

Seeing Huahua's eyes, Xiaotian knew that he had to show up. After all, he promised Huahua, and he couldn't let Huahua put himself in to help him, right?

It just so happened that he also wanted to meet these earth compatriots for a while as a fellow, and then look at the situation to establish a relationship, and then wait for the opportunity to find out about the missing Valkyrie and Xiaoji.

When Li Guangguang heard Hua Hua's words, he smiled confidently: "Miss Hua Hua is joking. If anyone can correct me, I will give this table to me on the spot..."

"Feng Sales Extreme Sai Hong!"

Before Li Guangliang could finish speaking, a light female voice came from behind!

Everyone, including Xiaotian, couldn't help but look in the direction of the voice, and saw a [-]- or [-]-year-old flower girl slowly standing up from her desk and walking towards the panel.

Then pick up the pen and write down the five words 'Fengpinji Saihong'.

After putting down the pen, the girl proudly raised her head and said, "I wonder if this couplet, Miss Ben, is feasible?"

Looking at the five words written by the girl, Xuan Yan'er couldn't help but sigh in a low voice, "This couplet is not bad! I didn't expect that there would be so many talented people at this banquet."

When everyone saw that someone was right, they couldn't help exclaiming.

At the same time, Xuan Yaner found that Xiaotian was a little dazed at this time, and stared straight at the girl.

"Dad?" Xuan Yan'er asked in a low voice.

Xiaotian came back to his senses, shook his head and said, "It's okay."

Xiaotian did not expect that in addition to Li Guangguang, there are other compatriots from Earth here, and it seems that they are not in the same group as Li Guangguang. .

And the appearance of the girl gave him a familiar feeling, as if he had seen it before.

After thinking about it, Xiaotian was suddenly surprised to find that the girl and Yu Xinyue, who had had a one-night love affair with her, actually had a few similarities!

Could it be that they are relatives?Xiao Tian couldn't help thinking about it.

Just when Xiaotian was in a daze, he suddenly felt an icy stare, and when he looked up, he saw Hua Hua was looking at him resentfully.

Only then did Xiaotian come back to his senses, remembering the agreement with Huahua, stood up, walked to the panel, and wrote five words:

[Peach burns Jinjiang embankment! ]

Seeing that the third couplet appeared so quickly, everyone was stunned. Is 'Smoke Locked Pond Willow' so good?

Seeing Xiaotian write this new couplet, Li Guangguang and the girl were also slightly taken aback, and looked at Xiaotian, both of them knew instantly that they had met their own people.

Li Guangliang couldn't help but first asked in a low voice, "Two fellows, liberal arts students?"

Xiaotian smiled slightly and said, "No, I just like to read some strange collections of classical poetry."

"Me too." Li Guangguang nodded and asked the girl, "How about you, miss?"

"One of my aunts used to be a college history teacher, and she taught me." The girl replied lightly.

After the three said hello, they didn't say anything more. After all, there were still a lot of people from the dark martial arts watching them at the scene, but they all knew at this time that the other party was their own people, and they were compatriots from the earth.

Li Guangguang focused his attention on Huahua again and asked, "Miss Huahua, which one of the three of us has a better couplet?"

Hua Hua looked at the three couplets and said with a wry smile: "This makes Hua Hua difficult. They are all good sentences, and I can't tell the difference between the good and the bad."

But after being silent for a while, she secretly glanced at Xiaotian and said softly: "But according to the rules, the person who gets the match in the end wins, if no one can get it right, then this gentleman has won the game. "

Huahua still hopes that Xiaotian can win, otherwise she will be miserable.

Hearing this, Li Guangguang smiled and said, "I still have a couplet."

Saying that, write on the panel: [Qiupu is covered with maples]

The girl looked at this scene, not to be outdone, and wrote: [Pao Town Haicheng Tower]

Seeing that Li Guangguang and the girl were right again, everyone at the scene didn't know what to say. Now in their opinion, Xiaotian and the three of them are fighting with gods. It's nothing for them, they can just watch the show. Who told them to be wrong.

After writing down [Pao Town Haicheng Tower], the girl clapped her hands and said, "The ink in this lady's stomach has run out. If you still have a couplet sentence, you will win, and I will admit defeat."

"Uh..." Xiaotian is a little bit difficult to handle, everything he knows has been written by Li Guangliang and the girl, so he can't continue to write, but looking at Huahua's resentful eyes, Xiaotian is helpless, so he can only bite the bullet and continue writing .

I saw him with a pen and wrote on the panel: [Hot Pot Shabu-shabu bacon]

After writing, Xiaotian showed his big white teeth, smiled at Li Guangguang and the girl, and asked, "How?"

"Uh..." The girl raised her eyebrows and looked at Xiaotian with a strange expression.

"This tm is okay too?!" Li Guangguang looked at Xiaotian in a stunned manner, almost swearing.

Hearing this, Xiaotian immediately said, "Oh, why can't this work? I also have gold, wood, water, fire, and soil."

Li Guangguang asked with a strange look: "But do you have any intentions for this pair of sentences?"

Xiaotian turned to look at Huahua and asked, "Miss Huahua didn't seem to say that it must be artistic, right?"

"Uh...Although I don't know what hot pot and bacon are, but I don't actually have that many requirements. It's good to be able to answer them. If the son doesn't have a better answer, then this gentleman has won." Hua Hua naturally said In favor of Xiaotian, in order for Xiaotian to win, whatever you say is what you say.

Seeing that Xiaotian was starting to be a rogue, Li Guangguang was not to be outdone, and wrote on the panel: [Pot Pot Wild Vegetable Soup]

Seeing this, Xiaotian widened his eyes and said, "Brother, you are also very ruthless. In order to spend a good night with Miss Huahua, you also wrote this kind of nonsense couplet."

Li Guangguang smiled: "each other."

The other people at the banquet looked at the two newly written couplets on the panel, and their faces were stunned.

What is this?

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Although I feel that Xiaotian and Li Guangliang are in chaos, but no one goes up to question, you two are just happy.

Seeing that Li Guangguang was also starting to mess with it, Xiaotian said politely, "If that's the case, then I'm not ashamed."

Saying that, Xiaotian wrote on the panel: [Ibancheng Shaoxing Wine]

Li Guangguang was stunned for a moment, and then whispered: "Are you crazy? This is the dark martial arts world, there is a fart in Bancheng!"

Xiaotian blinked his eyes and said, "Yes, there is indeed a Longbancheng in the Dark Martial World. I don't know if there is shochu wine."

Seeing this, Li Guangguang shrugged and said, "You can do it, then I'm welcome."

Li Guangguang wrote directly on the panel: [Seoul Teppanyaki]