Even Though I'm Beaten Every Day, I'm Still Their Father

Seeing that the two were in a serious conversation at the beginning, and then they started to mess around, Hua Hua helplessly smiled and said: "You two, stop making trouble, okay?"

What a mess!

Li Guangguang looked at Xiaotian and snorted: "I don't believe you still have stock."

Xiaotian really couldn't think of a correct sentence, he was silent for a while with a look of embarrassment, and said, "Uh... Is it okay to fry Jinke Lap?"

"It's too much, Jin Kelu has come out." Li Guangguang smiled helplessly, and finally waved his hand and said, "Oh, forget it, you win this question."

Li Guangguang didn't bother to bother with Xiaotian so much. Anyway, he was very confident that he could win the next question, and he preferred to compare poems and couplets with others rather than winning and qualifying as a guest of Huahua.

Hearing the words, Xiaotian smiled slightly and said, "I accept it."

Li Guangliang turned his attention to Huahua and said, "Miss Huahua, let's continue to ask questions."

Hua Hua took a peek at Xiaotian and said slowly, "This second question... I will take Mingyue as the title, and invite all talented people to write poems. Whoever writes better poems and writes more will win."

This is the second question arranged by Xiaotian. Originally, it was intended that if no one answered the first question, he could continue to test out who the earthlings are.

Now that Li Guangliang has jumped out, it doesn't matter.

At the moment Huahua asked the question, Xiaotian immediately said, "I'll come first!"

He took the lead and wrote on the panel: [Bright moonlight in front of the bed...]

Xiaotian hadn't finished writing yet, when Li Guangliang saw the first five words, he couldn't help rolling his eyes and whispered, "Hey, are you a little promising? There are so many poems related to Mingyue, so please give me a quiet night. think?"

Xiaotian also rolled his eyes back at him and said, "Why, do you look down on Shixian's old man's Jing Yesi?"

Li Guangguang smiled and said, "Although it is Li Bai's long-lasting poem, it is a first-grade text after all..."

Xiaotian made a cut and explained, "You're wrong when you think so, Jing Yesi is an enlightenment poem, suitable for enlightenment, suitable for all ages, simple language, sincere emotion, strong resonance, and universal values. These are the most test of the author's skills. Yes, it is real gold and silver that has been tempered. It is much stronger than those bells and whistles."

After Xiaotian wrote the entire piece of Jing Ye Si, the talented and beautiful women who originally wanted to go up to write poems suddenly lost the courage to go up!

As Xiaotian said, Jing Yesi's words are shallow but human-meaning, interesting at first glance, and there are pictures when you think about it. You can click on it when you taste it. When you think deeply, you can think infinitely. Different situations and different ages can read different experience.Easy people, strong stamina, upright intentions, and deep emotional rhythm, it is a model poem of returning to the basics.

After seeing this poem mentioned by Xiaotian, all the talents and beauties did not plan to go up and be ashamed.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed..." Hua Hua's eyes flashed with surprise, and he murmured, "Good poetry!"

Just because Jing Ye Si is simple, don’t think that it can’t be used to pretend, and it can be used as an enlightenment poem in textbooks. Jing Ye Si’s content and poetry are top-notch!

Seeing Xiaotian write Jing Yesi, Li Guangguang was not polite, picked up the pen and wrote on the panel:

[A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date]

[Raising a glass to invite Mingyue, facing the shadow into three people]

……

Looking at Li Guangguang's poem, which was not lost to Jing Yesi at all, Hua Hua couldn't help asking, "Is this poem written by Mr.

Li Guangguang nodded, and said extremely shamelessly: "Yes, it's down."

Seeing this, Xiaotian rolled his eyes and whispered, "Aren't you afraid that Shixian and his old man will come to you tonight?"

Li Guangguang smiled and said, "I'm afraid, so please help me hold down the old man's coffin board."

Xiaotian made an OK gesture when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, definitely, definitely."

Xiaotian now has his own plan. He doesn't intend to be hard. He wants to have a good relationship with Li Guangguang as a compatriot of the earth, and then wait for the opportunity to inquire about the missing Valkyrie and Xiaoji.

After all, this is safer for Xiao Ji and the others. After all, if it is tough, it might hurt Xiao Ji and the others.

Of course, if he really can't make a good relationship in the end, then he can only resort to hard work.

Next, Xiaotian and Li Guangliang seemed to be playing together. You write a poem by Li Bai, and I will write a poem by Du Fu.

The scene instantly became the stage for the two of them!

Everyone was stunned as they watched the two write one poem after another!

It is difficult for Hua Hua to describe the shock in her heart, she said with a wry smile: "Two, the talent of the two young masters, Hua Hua already does not know what language to use to describe it, it is really cruel."

At the same time, Xiaotian narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Guangli secretly.

Is the other party an idiot?If he suddenly brought out so many classic poems that this world does not have, he is not afraid that some people in the dark martial arts world will realize that these poems are not from this world, and thus expose their identity and be besieged by others?

Or……

Is he not afraid of being exposed at all?

Xiaotian believes that at this moment, many people have realized that something is wrong. He noticed that some people are whispering, some people quietly leave, and some people's eyes begin to show solemn colors.

Even Hua Hua's eyes began to look wrong.

It seems that someone has indeed begun to doubt the identity of him and Li Guangliang!

As the saying goes, don't pretend to be coercive, and be struck by lightning if you pretend to be coercive!

Showing so many classic poems all at once will make everyone realize that something is wrong.

Xiaotian estimated that there should be a lot of people now suspecting that the two of them are aliens and looking for the master and the Valkyrie. He, Li Guangguang and others are expected to be surrounded in a while.

He is not afraid, after all, there is the goddess of Guangwu behind him, and what about Li Guangming?

Doesn't he know that such a show of literary talent is likely to reveal his identity?

Or is he not afraid of revealing his identity at all?

Looking at Li Guangliang's confident smile, Xiaotian is even more convinced that Li Guangguang has an absolutely powerful trump card, and is not afraid of being besieged by experts in the dark martial arts world.

Thinking of this, Xiaotian decided to continue to get close to Li Guangguang and others to see if he could win their trust.

He sighed helplessly and said, "You won, I admit defeat in this game."

Li Guangguang smiled at Xiaotian, revealing his big white teeth.

Seeing this, Hua Hua took a deep breath and said, "The two young masters are very talented. For this last question, let the two young masters decide whether to win or lose. Whoever wins will be Hua Hua's guest today."

Li Guangguang smiled and asked Xiaotian, "Me first?"

"Please." Xiaotian nodded and said politely.

Li Guangguang was not polite, thought for a while, and then said: "In the picture, the dragon does not croak, the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy is ridiculous."

When Li Guangguang's black-clothed companion heard the words, he almost jumped up and said excitedly to the man in white next to him, "I know this, the famous scene in Xingye's movie!"

The man in white rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you even forget what your parents look like? Why do you remember the plot of Master Xing's movie so clearly?"

The man in black said, "Can this be the same? Lord Xing is faith!"

Seeing that Li Guangguang directly moved out the pair of the intestines, Xiaotian smiled, was silent for a while, and said slowly: "In the marriage room, the husband does not move, and the concubine does not call. I suggest that you treat him, sir."

Seeing that Xiaotian would meet his opponent, Li Guangguang was also very playful, and continued to speak out: "The imperial concubine is drunk, she is still lying down, don't touch it!"

Xiaotian thought about it for a while, and replied, "**, the nature of the heart, the mouth is not enough!"

"You hang!" Li Guangguang looked in admiration. He was sure that Xiaotian must have been reading some messy books before.

Xiaotian smiled and said: "Mr. Lu Xun once said that there is no sentence that can't be said to be yellow, hehe."

Seeing that Li Guangguang was a little closer to him because of this, Xiaotian was overjoyed, it seems that engaging in pornography can really pull the relationship between the two men.

Li Guangguang continued to be right, saying: "Hundreds of good and filial piety are the first, often go home to see."

Xiaotian replied: "All evil and lust are the first, don't go out and touch."

Li Guangguang seemed to like that someone could come and go with him, and looked at Xiaotian more kindly.

At this time, Xiaotian secretly pointed to about a third of the crowd behind him, and blinked at Li Guangliang, indicating that something would happen if he didn't leave.

At this time, a lot of people had already left at the banquet, because these people had realized that Li Guangguang and Xiaotian were likely to be aliens.

Li Guangguang naturally knew this, but he didn't care, smiled confidently at Xiaotian, and continued to speak out, "West Lake Weeping Willows."

The weeping willows on the West Lake and the willows on the west side of the lake are the characteristics of this couplet. It is as smooth as it is read upside down, just like 'Shanghai tap water comes from the sea'.

Seeing that Li Guangguang didn't care about revealing his identity at all, Xiaotian kept silent for a while in order not to scare the snake, and to continue to get close to him: "Go to the playground tomorrow."

Hearing this, Li Guangguang continued to match, and it was the same type of pair: "Huangshan Larch."

Xiaotian thought about it and said slowly: "Rizhao elderly."

Li Guangguang almost spit out a mouthful of water when he heard the words.

He shook his head helplessly, continued to argue, and said, "The stormy night."

Xiaotian replied: "The guest on the bed is calling."

Seeing this, Li Guangguang continued to respond: "Bees gather honey."

Xiaotian was at a loss for words at this time, he could only scratch his head, and asked cautiously, "Uh...a piece of pork belly and flower five yuan a piece?"

Li Guangguang rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "Fellow, did you raise the price earlier?"

Xiaotian smiled and said, "It's ok if it doesn't go up here."

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There, Xiaotian and Li Guangguang faced each other like no one else, and the girl on the other side had returned to her position and came to sit next to her companion.

Looking at the people around her who were gradually leaving, looking at some people with doubts and bad looks on their faces, the girl also realized that trouble was coming!

She glanced at Xiaotian and Li Guangliang, her beautiful faces showing displeasure.

These two...

Aren't you afraid of dying?

Yue'er looked at the two who were still facing each other, and asked the girl in a low voice, "Qianqian, are the two of them compatriots?"

"Yeah." Ji Qianqian nodded. As far as the poems written by the two of them were concerned, there was no doubt that they were from Earth.

"There are so many poems that these two know." Yue'er couldn't help sighing.

Ji Qianqian nodded, pointed to Xiaotian, shook her head and said, "That person really knows a lot, but the content is too yellow, and the person doesn't seem to be stable at all, and it's not worthy of deep friendship."

Seeing Ji Qianqian say that Xiaotian is not worthy of deep friendship, Yue'er blinked and asked, "What kind of talent is worthy of deep friendship?"

Ji Qianqian heard the words, a flash of admiration flashed in her eyes, and said proudly: "Of course, people who are mature and stable like my father, gentle and kind, and those with cutting-edge conduct are worthy of deep friendship."

Hearing this, Yue'er couldn't help but ask: "Are you sure your father is such a person? Haven't you ever met him?"

"I don't know if I haven't seen it before?" Ji Qianqian rolled her eyes and explained, "Your mother has already told me about my parents back then under my rubbish, and in my heart, he is such a person. !"