"Hahahaha! It's really a grandpa's catchphrase."
"It didn't sound like anything at first, but when you listen to it together, it's absolutely amazing!"
"This is really annoying and funny!"
"It's too much to be rejected by people, but when the pillars are linked together and said so, it makes people very angry!"
"Yes! The elders like to preach like this, but I will never listen to it anyway!"
……
The young people in the courtyard laughed, and didn't take Yi Zhonghai's words at ease.
The declaration of the good old man of the grandparents, just a few words repeated over and over again, makes people feel disgusted.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai was devastated, he didn't expect He Yuzhu to speak nicely, and he didn't pull down his face to refute him, and he actually pissed him off.
He was so choked that he couldn't say a word, because He Yuzhu said everything he wanted to say in advance.
Shameless!
Do not advise!
Just as He Yuzhu choked Yi Zhonghai away, he stepped into the He family's house in a ghostly manner.
When Bang Geng saw the vicious He Yuzhu, he shrank his neck in fright, and turned his head to walk.
He Yuzhu shouted.
"return!"
Where did Bang Geng dare to run, he was afraid that He Yuzhu would beat him up like last time, so he could only shrink back and turn back.
This is a joke about Guan Xiaoguan.
He Yuzhu scolded with a downcast face.
"What are you doing! Your mother is still screaming with your grandma, what do you want to steal?"
The stick stalked around and shook his legs, unconvinced.
"My mother and grandma quarreled over the solid white flour steamed buns. If I could get the big steamed buns, my mother and grandma wouldn't quarrel."
He Yuzhu understood and sneered even more.
"Okay, you dare to think that you have the idea of stealing my kitchen."
"Why, petty theft isn't enough?"
Stick stem didn't know where the energy came from, so he raised his neck to argue.
"No! I didn't steal! Nor! I don't steal from others. I always only steal from you, silly uncle."
Only steal silly uncle you alone.
Just steal your home.
just you……
He Yuzhu:! ! !
Guan Xiaoguan couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing "puchi".
He Yuzhu was so angry that he picked up the board and chased after him.
"Stinky boy! Is it reasonable to steal from my house?"
"I will beat you to death for your ancestor!"
Stick got another two kicks on his buttocks, screaming in pain, so he ran away in a hurry.
After He Yuzhu vented his anger, he went back to the house angrily. When he turned his head, he found that the stick had run to the house of the uncle Yi Zhonghai.
Guan Xiaoguan asked curiously.
"Brother He, he can't steal from you, so what would he do?"
He Yuzhu smiled and was in a good mood.
"Great, he stole from someone else's house!"
Chapter 52
He Yuzhu and Guan Xiaoguan finished their lunch and were full of food and drinks. They were talking and laughing happily in the hall when they suddenly heard commotion in the courtyard.
"It's quarreling again, our courtyard is just not peaceful."
Guan Xiaoguan laughed.
"It's lively and lively, it's like a big courtyard, and it's popular."
He Yuzhu opened the door, only to see that the stick was being chased and beaten by the elder Yi Zhonghai, and the elder mother who picked up the broom was closely behind him.
Yi Zhonghai changed his good manners and yelled while waving the mop stick.
"Okay you brat! Return the things!"
Sticking the cured and dried bacon in his left hand and the salted duck in his right hand, he ran fast.
Yi Zhonghai became very angry, and shouted while chasing him.
"Pillar! Why are you still standing there, catch people!"
He Yuzhu calmly leaned against the door with folded arms, eating peanuts, and said happily.
"Master, didn't you tell me to help Qin Huairu's family more?"
"The stick is just a child. Can a child steal? That's stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! You are the rich!"
He Yuzhu laughed out loud while watching the play, and Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he almost choked on a mouthful of phlegm.
"How rich is rich! You can't talk nonsense, the poorer you are, the more glorious you are!"
He Yuzhu said while watching the play.
"Grandpa, hurry up and chase! This bastard is going to run away!"
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he slapped his thigh, and continued to chase, shouting for the whole courtyard to surround the stick.But how could the stick be caught when he darted from left to right? A large group of folks in the yard rounded up and rounded him up, but he didn't even get a piece of the stick's sleeve.
The big mother was in a hurry and screamed with anger.
"No! You still have to show up with the pillar!"
"Pillar! You have good legs and feet, and you are the strongest one in our yard. Go and catch Stick! Go and catch that brat, Stick."
He Yuzhu shook his head with a smile, and ate another peanut.
The daughter-in-law in Liu Haizhong was knocked to the ground, screaming in pain.
Yan Bugui and his wife were also staggered by the stick and almost broke their legs.
The whole court was extremely angry.
"Great!!"
"Great!!!!"
"If you have the guts, don't run away!!"
……
The courtyard was like an eagle besieging a chick, but the more the villagers ran more and more excitedly, he carried a few long strips of bacon and salted duck, and turned around to mock with a smile.
"Grandfather! You keep saying that you want to help my mother, so take this meat as a red envelope for me during the Chinese New Year."
The uncle Yi Zhonghai was so angry that a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat.
Dry cured bacon, it's meat!
This is a good baby bought with so many meat tickets!In those days, ordinary people could not taste meat.
There is also a piece of salted duck!If he hadn't been an eighth-level fitter, he really wouldn't be able to change this good baby.
The big mother was so angry that her blood pressure soared, and she begged He Yuzhu.
"Zhuzi! I beg you, auntie, stop the stick immediately."
He Yuzhu said neither in a hurry nor in a hurry.
"Mom, it's useless for you to get angry in a hurry, you have to be anxious."
Uncle Yi Zhonghai was so remorseful that his guts turned green.
He just said sarcastic words to persuade He Yuzhu to eat and drink to help Qin Huairu's three children, and persuaded He Yuzhu to turn a blind eye to the stick.But when the sticks were stolen into his house, he was in a bad mood.
Heartache!
Meat!This is bacon and salted duck!
He couldn't bear to eat it himself!Wasted by bastards in vain!
"Zhu, Zhuzi... Count me as an old bone, please stop the stick."
Yi Zhonghai really licked his old face and bowed to He Yuzhu.
Only then did He Yuzhu feel relieved, he put the peanut kernels into Guan Xiaoguan's palm and gave a loud drink.
"Run with all your might!"
"Grandpa is here!"
The loud and clear howling sound shook the whole courtyard.
Stick was so frightened that his scalp exploded, and his whole body exploded like a ghost.
"You, don't come here!"
"Silly uncle, don't chase after me!"
He Yuzhu rushed straight towards the stick like a cannonball.Absolute speed!A crushing explosive competition!
Whoa!
He Yuzhu picked up the stick like a chicken like an eagle, and swung his big hand at his ass.
Snapped!
clap clap clap!
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