Siheyuan: Through Sixty Bright Life

Clap clap clap clap! ! !

A good meal of bamboo shoot barbecue.

The stick was beaten until its butt blossomed, and the howling sound resounded throughout the courtyard.

"Murder!"

"Stupid Uncle Killed!"

"Help! Silly uncle kill me!!!"

……

This time, no one in the courtyard spoke for Stick.

Even Yi Zhonghai, who is usually a good guy, said happily: "Well played! You should give your child a long memory!"

He Yuzhu's beating became even more joyful.

This ass feels good, solid!The more you beat, the more fun you get.

"Ouch!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Wow ah ah ah ah!!"

……

The sticks and stems screamed like killing pigs, and the lingering sound continued.

After a hard beating, the stick was subdued.

He Yuzhu said out of breath.

"Can't you steal from my house? My He family is your ancestor's house! If you dare to steal from your ancestor's house, I will break your leg!"

Stick stem cried and begged grandpa to tell grandma.

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

What He Yuzhu didn't know was that the stick really didn't dare to steal from He's house, but the kid's eyes were sneakily aimed at Yi Zhonghai's house.

An idea popped up in stick stem's mind.

The uncle's family is richer than the silly uncle's!

When he was rummaging through the box just now, he clearly saw the thick stack of food stamps and meat stamps under the mattress!

Sticky's eyes glowed, and his evil thoughts became more and more insane.

……

After He Yuzhu had taught him a lesson, he always felt that there was something missing in the yard today.

What about Xu Damao?

Usually Xu Damao likes to show his presence and help find faults, but today it is not normal for the Xu family to be quiet.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Xu Damao approaching He's house with a mischievous look carrying a couplet.The third master, Liu Haizhong, continued to apply paste and pasted couplets at the door of He's house.

Xu Damao smiled at Guan Xiaoguan with creases in his eyes.

"Sister of the Guan family, she is as good as the rumors!"

"But yes, tsk tsk, what a pity."

Guan Xiaoguan Road.

"What's wrong."

Xu Damao played tricks on purpose, hooked his hands at Guan Xiaoguan, and signaled her to talk elsewhere.

Guan Xiaoguan Road.

"No, just say it here."

Xu Damao had nothing to do but said in a low voice.

"Sister of the Guan family, don't look at Sha Zhu's serious face now, in fact, he is stupid!"

"The whole courtyard knows he's stupid! Look, otherwise, how could Third Master give him Spring Festival couplets with paste?"

Liu Haizhong posted couplets with Xu Damao, and the red festive couplets were full of "stupid".

Silly master, silly dad, silly son, see you silly when you enter the door.

Very damaged.

Guan Xiaoguan frowned, immediately unhappy.

Xu Damao wanted to make up He Yuzhu's bad words, but suddenly He Yuzhu took the couplet from his hand.

"Hey silly what are you doing!"

"I didn't write this couplet! Let me tell you, you don't want to withdraw the couplet this time! It has a big background!"

"This couplet was thought up by Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, Yi Zhonghai, and your father. Ah yes, and the deaf old lady!"

"Think about it, the four uncles in our courtyard are all here, right? The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, the fourth uncle, and the old lady with the highest seniority have all spoken! What, you want to withdraw the couplet? You can't! "

Guan Xiaoguan was surprised.

"The four most respected uncles in the courtyard?"

Xu Damao proudly said: "Yes! There is also the old lady! The old lady is of a higher seniority than the four masters in charge!"

Guan Xiaoguan immediately found himself in trouble.

This sounds really embarrassing.

He Yuzhu knew that Xu Damao was playing tricks, but Xu Damao just couldn't see him having a marriage partner.If Xu Damao can't give birth to a child, he wants to go bankrupt, and still wants to drag him to bankrupt together?

dream!

He wanted to give birth to ten or eight of them, a football team, and Xu Damao was so angry that he couldn't speak!

"Brother He, what should we do?"

Chapter 53 What is this Immortal Calligraphy Couplet

He Yuzhu stared at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was not guilty either, and cheerfully pasted all the "stupid" couplets on the door frame of He's house.

Shanglian: Silly father, silly father, foolish son, spending money on others to see foolishness when he enters the door.

The second couplet: For others, for him and for me, Gong Xinyong meets joy when he goes out.

Hengpi: Suffering is a blessing.

When read together, this couplet really has the meaning of "a loss is a blessing", but it makes people feel uncomfortable when they think about it carefully.

The deaf old lady smiled while leaning on a cane.

"Silly Zhu, this couplet is blessed."

Xu Damao smiled triumphantly, and pointed at the Spring Festival couplets provocatively.

"Silly Zhu, this Spring Festival couplet was drawn up by the second uncle and the third uncle. After the first uncle and the old lady nodded, I wrote it with a pen."

"What's the matter, what's your expression, you're not happy?"

Guan Xiaoguan anxiously helped He Yuzhu, said.

"It's too strange to post silly words on people's doors when it's Chinese New Year's Eve."

Xu Damao said proudly.

"Hey, sister of the Guan family, you don't know. The silly pillar of our courtyard has a good reputation, and his nickname is just a fool."

"Look at Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua calling him silly uncle, and the old lady calling him silly Zhu, how affectionate is that!"

Guan Xiaoguan twisted the handkerchief, he felt that it was not a problem, and was anxious to get on top.

Suddenly, He Yuzhu tore off the Spring Festival couplets.

Sizzle!

"Hey silly what are you doing!"

"It took me an afternoon to write it!"

"You tore me up, isn't this written for nothing! The red background paper costs a few cents! You pay me!"

Xu Damao jumped.

The third master Liu Haizhong also shook his fat face and shouted.

"Silly Zhu! It's unlucky for you to tear up couplets during Chinese New Year! This couplet is an auspicious word that all the elders in charge of the courtyard nodded their heads!"

The folks in the courtyard shouted.

The scene was chaotic.

Everyone thought it was shameful for He Yuzhu to tear up He Xinchun's couplet, not to mention that this couplet was just a joke, the second couplet was very neat, and the banner was also very blessed!

During the stalemate, He Yuzhu smiled and asked He Yushui to prepare ink and pen.

"Old lady, second uncle, I don't have trouble with the couplet. I think Xu Damao's words are ugly!"

"It's unlucky to hang Xu Damao's crooked characters on my door."

"It's so ugly!"

The air is quiet.

Everyone was stunned.

They didn't expect He Yuzhu to tear up the couplets for this reason.

Xu Damao was so angry that he couldn't speak, he said harshly.

"Okay, you fool! You are so fallacious! It's not because of me at all!"

"You just can't get used to the idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot in the couplet!"

"Don't think I don't know, I just call you silly father, silly father, what's the matter! What's the matter!"