Morning in the Tower of Swords

"Hey~ You can look around if you don't have anything to do, do you want one?"

Seeing "Frost Star" suddenly took out a shiny carrot from his arms, and invited her to eat it like a cigarette, Tallulah's expression finally changed, people can become ruthless because of blackening, But it is absolutely impossible to escape the law of "elderly people watching mobile phones in the subway".

"what do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Isn't it just a carrot, if you don't eat it, I will eat it."

"... Then you can eat."

Tallulah was confused, but she always felt that if she sternly warned her not to eat it, she would look stupid instead.

But Tallulah soon regretted the decision just now, because as soon as she finished speaking, Dr. Bugs Bunny started chewing like no one else, and the atmosphere that should be controlled by her suddenly became very strange.

Carrots are inherently brittle, and they can be used to play a set of Ansel waist drums in this cold weather where even urine freezes in mid-air. However, he still gnaws with his mouth open with his good teeth. There was a huge crackling sound of falling ice, as if a big butcher was killing a hard-shelled scavenger with a butcher's knife in her ear.

Even immediately afterwards, this sound seemed to evoke something hidden in Tallulah's heart, because it gradually spread from the abyss, climbed up along the bottom of the feet, and finally got into the brain. It seems a little familiar, but I can't recall it clearly.

Yes, this is indeed very similar to Kosiche’s nagging, they both subtly distort people’s thoughts and three views, but the two still have completely different essences, for example, Kosiche poisons people’s hearts and turns people blackened, and Bugs Bunny is about purifying the human mind, restoring it to an almost childlike innocence, and ultimately bringing the...

become silly.

"...you taste delicious, can you give me a taste?"

Finally, seeing "Frost Star" eating so much by herself, Talula began to feel a little inexplicably moved, and the saliva secreted in her mouth could not be suppressed. If she didn't take the initiative, some strange rumors might spread.

For example, the dignified leader of the integration movement shouted at his "same-sex" cadres in public.

"Of course, big sister, here, be careful not to knock your teeth."

Bugs Bunny raised his eyebrows that were buried in his rabbit fur. Now that he knew Tallulah had been tricked, his words gradually became unrestrained. As for the problem that the radish was too hard, it wouldn't bother a descendant of a half-blood dragon. Cook it before eating.

But what he didn't expect was that when Tallulah just took the golden carrot from his hand and was about to open her mouth, a man in the chief guard who was wearing a Sarkaz combat uniform suddenly stood up and stopped Tallulah. the behavior of.

"Wait! You can't eat, I think there must be something wrong!"

Dr. Bugs Bunny stared at the Sarkaz in surprise, frowning slightly. Many integration members have the habit of wearing face scarves with the integration logo. With the addition of a layered helmet, even Jogo couldn't tell the clues from the opponent's expression.

But even so, when Tallulah gradually became a tyrant, and even a powerful cadre like the Patriots could not persuade him, why would a mere guard sentry dare to question Tallulah's decision in person?

What is "you think there is a problem"?The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry. Tallulah didn't even say that there is a problem. I don't want you to think, I want her to think!

There is definitely something weird about this sentinel, and the aura of being stupid will not change people's instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages. If he is usually afraid of Tallulah, even if he becomes mentally handicapped, he will not dare to act like this, unless he has no fear of towers in his heart. Lula means.

Thinking of this, Dr. Bugs Bunny immediately turned his head to the left, put the back of his left hand against his right face as a shield, and clenched his other hand into a fist. He just pointed his thumb in the direction of the sentinel, as if he was blatantly facing the sentry. "Whispering" to a non-existent passerby next to him, but no one at the scene felt that something was wrong.

"Look, buddy, let's see what kind of monster this guy is."

So he immediately held his head high and put his hands on the flesh of his belly to his chest, pretending to be aggressive and dignified.

"Do you suspect that I will poison the leader of Tallulah! Why don't you come and taste it first?"

"Taste it!"

The sentinel reached out and hugged the golden carrot in Tallulah's hand, unaware that such an offensive act aggravated his suspicion, but just as he brought the carrot to his mouth, the movement of his hand suddenly stopped.

"Hmph, do you think I'm stupid? Take a bite first and I'll eat it later!"

"No problem, buddy, don't go back on your word."

Dr. Bugs Bunny accepted the carrot nonchalantly on the surface, but actually secretly took out a jar that had been opened once behind his back.

The three big characters "Old Ganmao" are clearly written on it, and on the other side is an orange flying dragon flying high.

"Inner ghost, hit! Inner ghost, shit!"

In the midst of Chu, no, the snow monster squad that was beating Neigui violently was full of laughter, and the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic. Everyone lined up and waited for their turn to kick Neigui's ass. Line up on the other side.

Because they want to ensure that the inner ghost will not belch in advance due to the serious injury, the team doctors have to take turns to use medical spells to heal his injuries. Although it is only superficial if there is no medicine, it should at least last for all the members of the snow monster team Everyone takes their turn.

But when it was the turn of the ice-cutter team led by the leader of the ice-breakers, they squatted down, stepped forward, put the back of the long knife in the tiger's mouth, and pointed the tip of the knife at the ghost's Ass, ready to give a "tooth" Sudden Zero Type" when the King of Trains, a sudden change occurred.

It was an outrageous and long-sounding sound that did not resemble a human voice. Its humming sound was like complaining or admiring, like weeping and complaining. The lingering sound was lingering and endless. They were all trembling for it, like a scene where a huge monster is about to appear in a movie or special feature drama.

So the specific sound is probably...

"Ah, hum! Eh~ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ↑ ah ↓ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah..."

Such a strong abnormality will naturally arouse the vigilance of the snow monster team. How could there be such a piercing "air defense siren" in this uninhabitable wilderness?So the team members made fighting postures one after another, and immediately someone discovered the abnormality.

"Look, there's a big fire ahead, it seems to be from the leader!"

As soon as this remark was made, a reconnaissance team with superb eyesight, or with a telescope, looked in the direction pointed, but even if they used reconnaissance equipment or even Originium skills, they still showed doubts, as if they were not sure about themselves. What exactly did you see.

"What's the situation, tell me quickly! Eldest sister just went to the formation, should we go to support immediately?"

Under the anxious questioning of his teammates, the scouts hesitated to say the results of the scouting just now.

"It seems...someone is experimenting with a new jetpack?"

"Yes, yes, no, no, what is it like?!"

"Because I didn't see the backpack and equipment behind that person! But he did fly into the sky with tail flames behind him, so it couldn't be propelled by the p-eye!"

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Jorge really likes a saying that Sherlock Holmes once said, "When you eliminate all the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unbelievable, must be the truth."

It's a pity that the snow monster team doesn't know this famous quote from a famous detective in another world, but Jogo probably doesn't want to know either.

"Oh my God, Columbia should ask you to be a rocket engineer. Flying out of Terra to conquer the universe is just around the corner, my old man."

When the shock wave generated by the soaring "fart fire" blasted all the surrounding leader guards into the air, there was only Tallulah, who was immune to flames, and a welding mask in one hand looking up at the sky. Bugs Bunny who is sarcastic.

That's right, it's Bugs Bunny, because the suit disguised as Frost Star has been burned just now, and there is only one bunny in red thermal underwear left. Tallulah looked at Dr. Bugs Bunny in astonishment, although Dr. He stood where "Frost Star" was just now, but Tallulah couldn't equate the two with such a big difference.

So Talula would rather believe that Frost Star was blown away by the fire just now, but she seems to have forgotten the setting of "beautiful girl in a fat house". ?

"who are you?"

"Good question, big sister, I can tell you, but you have to eat this carrot first."

Since the carrot "contaminated" by the charizard hot sauce had already gone to the sky with the person concerned, Dr. Bugs Bunny casually threw away the welding mask, then reached out and extinguished the flames on the tips of his ears, bringing out a trace of smoke before He took out a new golden carrot from his body and handed it over.

But after seeing the scene where the sentry was fired into the sky by a radish, how could Tallulah dare to be greedy?As Draco with extremely high flame skills, it is not wrong that her surface fire resistance is high enough, but who knows if the fire resistance of her intestines and internal organs is also high?

In many stories and movie plots, the means by which a small brave man slaughters a huge dragon is usually to throw explosives into the mouth of the dragon or the wound without scale protection, which shows that even the real dragon cannot make it The internal organs are resistant to damage, not to mention the humanoid Tallulah.

"Take that thing away! Don't come here!!"

"Okay big girl, as you said... what the hell, he's coming down!"

Dr. Bugs Bunny raised his head and exclaimed in surprise, Tallulah followed him subconsciously, but the second she raised her head, a hard frozen carrot appeared in front of her eyes, and she slammed it into her mouth involuntarily. go in.

It happened so suddenly, under the blessing of the aura of being silly, she didn't even think of using skills to fight back for a while, but could only open her mouth wide and let out a muffled sound.

In order to ensure that Tallulah could eat the golden carrot, Dr. Bugs Bunny slammed a pan on the carrot and stuffed it down his throat. Tallulah was immediately blushed until Dr. Bugs Bunny Then there was another pot on top of her head.

With the sound of an extremely cartoonish "boom", the golden radish has finally reached its stomach in one step. It is very embarrassing for Tallul to not have a section protruding from the back of the buttocks, but such a rude and unreasonable behavior still makes her feel uncomfortable. She fell to the ground on the spot, covered her throat and kept panting and coughing.

Dr. Bugs Bunny, who had accomplished this feat, finally showed a satisfied smile and haughty dead fish eyes, and then... the leader guard who was driven back to escort put the tip of the knife around his nose.

"Don't get excited guys, I surrender, do you want to hurt a cute and weak rabbit like me..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a big-armed Ursus bear-man pinched his neck and lifted him up, as easily as lifting a broom at home.

"Hey~ I think I understand what you mean, but before you kill me, can you ask a small question... Is it too late to kneel down and beg for mercy?"

The other party turned a deaf ear to Dr. Bugs Bunny, and when a fist bigger than Bugs Bunny's head was about to hit, Tallulah suddenly stopped his guards.

"Put him down, I will interrogate him myself!"

"Let me just say, dude, the rabbit is so cute, how could your boss be willing?"

Tallulah was really tortured by Dr. Bugs Bunny. It stands to reason that she should wish to compare this dog to a rabbit, skinned and boned, plus onion, ginger, garlic and chili stewed in a pot of spicy fresh pot rabbit, but it seems that it is not the other way The way people imagined.

"Can you tell me, who are you? And why did you come here?"

Tallulah's tone softened a lot at this time, and the look on her face was no longer as terrifying as before, which seemed to be covered in black all the time. To be precise, it should be more human-like.

Such a change was completely expected by Jogo, but it shocked everyone in the chief guard, and even forgot to let go of his hand to put Dr. Bugs Bunny down from the air.

Who in the integration movement knows Tallulah best?It's definitely not the cadres, but their personal guards who are almost inseparable from Tallulah except for their private space.

The personal strength of the leader of the guards is based on elite-level integration personnel. Perhaps it is because their talents have been raised to the limit, and they cannot become cadres after all. At the same time, they probably think that they do not have the leadership ability to be a cadre.

So I just want to be Miss Tallulah's dog.

Therefore, the chief guard will not think too much like the cadres. For example, they choose to defect because Tallulah runs counter to the integration movement. In other words, they may not come for the so-called integration concept at all. La's charisma is more believable.

And when they noticed Talula's sudden change, it can be said that some people were happy and others were worried. Of course, they were happy because they had joined the chief guard before the Qiecheng Incident. What they longed for was the original Talula. pull.

And most of the worrying ones are latecomers, probably...Talulah who prefers to see the tyrant or the vicious queen, it would be even better if she could put on a "Sima face" and step on their faces with high heels. All right.

"You may or may not know me, depending on who I'm talking to, girl."

When the big-bodied guard finally remembered that he was still holding a rabbit, he turned his head and suddenly found that the Bugs Bunny in his hand had turned into a broom head with a sticky rabbit face on it, and his own rabbit was He had already come behind Tallulah, shaking his proud eyelids at everyone present.

Tallulah seemed much calmer in the face of Dr. Bugs Bunny, who was so unpredictable to ordinary people. She turned around and thought for a while, then ordered to her guards.

"All of you retreat, and convey the order to the others to rest in place, and at the same time search to see if the guy who just flew into the sky has landed!"

Even though the order to keep the guards away might put Tallula in danger, none of the guards objected, but faithfully carried out the order, which was in stark contrast to the presumptuous sentinel .

It wasn't until everyone around her left that Tallulah spoke again to Dr. Bugs Bunny.

"Now you can tell me, who are you, and what was that thing you gave me? It can't just be carrots."

"You really know the goods, big sister. Of course, they are not ordinary carrots. They are freshly imported from Casimir's classic cellars. At the same time, they have been carefully prepared by me, such as brushing with a layer of edible gold paint. Now this masterpiece, ding ding ding ding! Golden carrots!!"

'Extended function: Unlock "Enchanted Alchemy: Carrot": Golden carrots can be produced, and after eating, they will gain a "super immune" state, isolating all existing or upcoming negative effects, which lasts for three to 10 minutes.

High-end magic items often only need to use the simplest synthesis method, otherwise, why do you think the people in the animation are poisoned and comatose in the first scene, and work overtime with full blood and full state in the second scene?

This alchemy product has absolutely nothing to do with the golden radish and golden apple in a square world. If there is any similarity, please write to Warner Company to report.

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As Dr. Bugs Bunny himself said, for him, making golden radishes only needs carrots and some food coloring. He can make as many carrots as there are in the cellar of his aunt’s Casimir Manor. You can also fill a large wooden bucket with food coloring and throw it in.

But this sounds a bit nonsense to Talula, isn't that just a dyed ordinary radish?It's not as expensive as wrapping a layer of chocolate shell!

But she didn't take the golden radish seriously, she just thought that the other party was concealing its true origin. No wonder Dr. Bugs Bunny forced her to eat it just now, because only by personal experience can he count it. Untrustworthy.

Just as she was eating the radish, Tallulah suddenly felt that the world in front of her eyes was broken from the darkness and haze, as bright and dazzling as if the clouds could be seen. Although the dark thoughts in her mind still existed, they were far away. The long-standing human nature was completely suppressed.