Morning in the Tower of Swords

Only at this time, the icy cold that Tallulah feels comes from the real outside temperature, not the strong malice from all directions in her imagination. In that case, she must always be on guard. For the first time, the idea of ​​wanting to destroy everything in front of him in order to find peace appeared.

And thanks to that golden carrot, she finally woke up from this terrifying "dream". This feeling seemed similar, but Tallulah didn't dare to confirm it. After all... the difference between the two is true. a bit large.

However, to an outrageous extent, there are fights, but the directions are completely inconsistent.

"Don't think about it too conveniently. The golden radish can only make you not afraid of all negative states for half an hour. If you don't get rid of the root cause, you will still be the same after half an hour."

The state description of "Super Immunity" uses "isolation" instead of "elimination", which means that the negative effects are only isolated from the body within half an hour. If it is food poisoning, you need to quickly wash your stomach at this time In order to be safe and sound after the effect ends.

Dr. Bugs Bunny's "treatment" on Frost Star was like this before. First, he used golden radish to temporarily block the erosion of the infection on her body, so that her "broken" body could better absorb the energy in the berry chili sauce. The root of all this is still the Originium Disease which is currently incurable.

The root of Tallulah's disease is the lingering Kosche. The super immunity is like a temporary firewall, which can prevent her from being controlled and forced by the mind, and can also suppress the negative spiritual hints in the brain that have taken effect. But it is certainly not possible to kill Kosche directly.

"Are you..."

"Oh oh oh oh wait, don't ask who I am if you want to get back on track, and I won't tell you, because there is a question that needs to be answered as soon as possible. To disturb your heart, have you ever heard of... a great and excellent art called acting?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny took out a white mask from the hole under his feet, which once made countless werewolf heads turn pale, and handed it to the bewildered Tallulah.

"This is my token, and it is also the protection of the god of acting to you. Believe in yourself, and for the clear and blue future of the infected, now hold my hand tightly and step onto my stage... Sister Tallulah! "

The most painful thing in a man's life is not falling out of love, but being hit by an explosive egg. Unless you are a Kryptonian, the power of an ordinary woman is enough to make a world boxing champion fall to his knees on the spot. Crying has no spare energy to take care of.

But if this feeling is painful, another inhuman experience can only be described as torture, yes, it is hemorrhoids.

As the saying goes, nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids. Although this ratio is obviously exaggerated, it also properly warns how easy it is for modern people's sub-healthy habits to cause hemorrhoids. It is because of fear of this kind of torture that Qiao Ge has been in college since he was in college. Became a big fan of daily levator ani exercises at the suggestion of a medical school friend.

Can you imagine that when you accidentally squeezed the hemorrhoids with too much force when you were on a tuba, the delicate chrysanthemum burst open, and the blood splashed like a water polo bomb? It was like stabbing your body directly It's like pouring salt water into the wound.

But what if what you spray is not blood, but... a high-temperature jet flame whose propulsion almost exceeds the first cosmic speed?

Under normal circumstances, it should not be as painful as imagined, because it is like exposing the whole person to a nuclear explosion and being vaporized. Before you can feel the extreme pain, you have already been reduced to dust and your soul has returned to the sky.

But people under the terms of the Bugs Bunny entertainment model can never die, so the sentry was honored to experience the "pleasure" of the castrated version of flying with farts. The reason for the castrated version is because the terms stipulate that when the pain reaches When the limit of what a person can bear, that is, the degree of pain to death, he will be forced into a coma.

So in the end Tallulah's leader guard successfully searched for the sentinel who fell from the sky. The place where he fell was extremely spectacular. In addition to the huge crater that shattered the trees in the snowy field, the affected trees outside the edge of the crater ignited an explosion. The large flame ring is like the scene of a large fire festival of the Colombian KKK party.

But this is not the most shocking. After all, everyone saw the exaggerated launch at that time. Even the strongest heavy shield guard was blown away by the shock wave. It is reasonable to have such a scene after the fall, but When they crossed the ring of fire and looked towards the center of the crater, they discovered the most outrageous place.

Originally, the big guy estimated that he could only find a few remains at most, such as origin stone crystals or gallstones, but it turned out that apart from his lower body being in a mess and sparks from time to time, he was only seriously injured. To a certain extent, even the "parts" on the body are still complete, which is completely within the range that can be rescued by medical origin stone skills.

"What kind of monster is this guy? With his undead physique alone, he is enough to become a big shot in any country. Even being a cadre is easy. Why would he be willing to be a sentinel?"

Maybe it's because the distance from Bugs Bunny is a little far away, and the effect of becoming stupid aura gradually fades, and the Tallulah guards finally began to doubt this former self, but they are just guards after all, and no one has the ability to see through the overall situation Talent, can only faithfully carry out Tallulah's orders.

"Take him back for treatment, and I'll report to Chief Tallulah."

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"What's the good thing to take care of this time? Let's talk about it first. Playing mahjong is fine, but making movies is fine. I still want to make a good name before I retire."

A silver-haired Ursus woman with two round black bear ears on her head sat on the bench boldly, with one foot directly on the other end of the bench. She was wearing a traditional Yan Kingdom style She wore a women's one-piece short jacket skirt, but she wore a fashionable jacket on the outside, and her lower body exposed a pair of extremely sexy yet toned white legs.

It is precisely because of this dress that people can easily see the scenery under her skirt in such a rough sitting posture, but unfortunately there is no male creature in the room, only the same silver-white hair sitting opposite her year.

"Hey! Is the movie I made that bad? But wait a minute, you just said you're retiring? How old is this, little girl of the iron-eating beast, your career is on the rise, fame and fame are just around the corner, why do you want retire?"

Of course, a Yanguo person would not have a name like Iron Eater. This is just her stage name in the Yanguo showbiz as a pandaren, just like someone whose original name is Chen Gangsheng and Fang Shilong but whose stage name is Jackie Chan.

As for the movies that the Iron Eater complained about to Nian, that was Nian's second biggest hobby after eating chili peppers. She had a dream of becoming a great director, but it was a pity that most of the movies she made were bad. Nian has the atmosphere of Yan country, and she is actually out of touch with the real residents of Yan country.

She is an almost immortal "God". Of course, she will not have too much contact with ordinary people. The unequal lifespan will only bring about a life that is like a dream. God also has feelings. In order to avoid putting too much burden on herself, The year can only be chosen in this way.

As for the friendship with the iron-eating beast, that is another matter. The specific reason is probably that a certain director suddenly wanted to make a real blockbuster movie, but he could only hire some [-]-line and amateurs who were hungry. As an actor, this didn't meet her expectations at all, so she used a little tricks willfully.

For example, kidnapping a movie Kung Fu star who is also a fellow from Sichuan, the iron-eating beast, this kind of behavior has already put him in prison in another world.

But in the end, things can be said to be successes and failures at the same time.

The success is that when the Iron Eater learned of Nian's true identity, not only did he not report to the Yan Kingdom officials to arrest her, but he took the initiative to agree to be the starring role in her movie. Therefore, it went smoothly and perfectly shot according to Nian's idea.

Failed... Of course it was the box office, no, it should be said that there was no box office at all. Just one internal preview was completely ruined. In order to preserve the reputation of Iron Eater, her manager even tried to force her to refuse the movie. It was so embarrassing for the public screening, and finally had to give up.

But after a while, the iron-eating beast has become one of the very few people who can be regarded as "drinking and meat friends" with Nian. This is not derogatory, but it is indeed only maintained at the level of occasionally drinking, eating meat and playing mahjong together.

"This has nothing to do with you... Hey, I almost forgot who you are, and it's okay to tell you, I was infected by the origin stone, and now I'm an infected person, there is no other way but to retire, before you contact me I've already arranged for someone to retreat, and if you want to find me in the future, you have to go to Rhodes Island in Longmen."

Iron-eater Beast showed great generosity in front of Nian, but her heart was bleeding from pain. The film career was her everything in life, but now she has to give up completely. How can it be said so easily?

Nian probably noticed it too, so after silently remembering the name of Rhodes Island in his heart, he didn't mention her sadness again.

"I wish you good luck, but before that, I would like to ask you to do me a favor. I have noticed some danger recently, and I need to use your resources to help me find someone to fight with."

"What, you feel the danger too? Ya'er! Could it be that someone wants to drive a mobile city to kill you?"

The iron-eating beast has seen the ability of celebrating the new year, but it doesn't know the past of the year, and the folklore is also very unreliable, so she didn't think of the Great Yan Dynasty, which may be the biggest threat of the year, but thought of other imaginative things .

"Don't tell me it's really possible. I can handle one city, but what if there are many mobile cities? So, I want you to help me cheat... Cough, find one of my younger sisters to come out of the mountain, she and I have the same disease, so I can understand This situation."

For the request made by Nian, Iron Eater has no reason not to help. Except for the brothers and sisters and sisters she made friends with when she learned martial arts in the Liuhe boxing school, most of her personal relationships are only connected by star fame and movie interests. , after the iron-eating beast officially announced its retirement, it is estimated that people will leave the tea.

So it is only good for her to use a hand now to exchange for the favor of such a powerful faction in the coming year.

"However, my younger sister is not as extroverted as I am. Just treat her as an autistic squat at home. Even if ordinary people happen to find her location, they will probably get lost in her illusion without even seeing her face. Among them."

"...Then how can we find it? We can't deal with people like you."

If the illusion is the source stone skill, those professionals who specialize in blocking the source stone's spell energy may still have a way to crack it. The edible iron beast knows that the skill used by Nian does not come from the source stone, but a technique that is closer to the essence of the spell than the source stone energy. The same thing, presumably her sister must be the same.

I just don't know whether it is driven by the energy in the god's body, or whether it absorbs the aura of heaven and earth like Xianxia novels.

"It doesn't matter, I've been prepared for a long time. Have you seen the box in the corner? Inside is a prop I specially made to break the illusion. It also marked my smell. Just use this to find my sister and tell me that I am in danger. It's enough for her to come here to help, it doesn't matter whether she agrees or not."

In fact, what Nian didn't tell the iron-eating beast is that the so-called "taste" marked on it should be her own imprint. As long as it is triggered, she can immediately sense the specific location, and even teleport it directly from a long distance. .

Originally, this function should only belong to a keepsake created by her using her own power, but in order to increase the success rate of finding her sister, Nian even took it apart completely to make many one-off props, which fully demonstrated her Seriousness about that inexplicable premonition.

At this time, the iron-eating beast also noticed a metal box with a simple shape referred to by Nian. Although it is obvious that it has been baptized by the years, it is estimated that any museum in a small city will be regarded as a town hall treasure. But it is still solid and stable, after all, the year does not just want to be an antique to watch.

As a god-level blacksmith whose status is estimated to be similar to that of Aoun, even small objects made casually must be very practical, and it is impossible to be ostentatious.

'So it must contain some precious magic weapon! '

The iron-eating beast thought this way. In fact, this kind of thinking is correct under normal circumstances. Ordinary props in the eyes of gods are magical weapons in the mortal world, and things that can break the spells of another god should be easy to think about. powerful.

It wasn't until Nian threw the box on the table with a bang, and then opened the lid to show the iron beast, that there was no special spotlight effect that she expected, like a little master opening the lid of a golden fried rice pot, but a festive big red.

"Two, two kicks??"

In such a precious treasure box, there is actually a pile of neatly stacked Erkijiao. At first glance, it is no different from the Erkijiao cannons that can be bought everywhere in the streets and alleys during the Spring Festival in Yanguo, but it is slightly different. A closer look reveals that the two are not at the same level.

Each second kick is made of high-quality red paper with metallic luster, and a mark similar to a dragon's head is stamped on it. The Iron Eater knows that it is what Nian really looks like, because every time she This logo is always the beginning of the movie, but even so...

That's just a second kick!Even with the best materials, a tael of silver can easily buy the whole box except the box itself, equivalent to Longmen coin, it is only a light thousand mosquito note, you tell me this is a magic weapon? !Return my expectations!

However, although it looks like Ertijiao, in fact... well, it is indeed Ertijiao, but Nian has added a special spell to his own mark, which is to help the holder quickly recognize himself Being in an illusion, instead of being teased by her sister for a long time without being able to figure out her situation.

As for why this thing is used, it is because her sister's biggest weakness is the sound of firecrackers. If the second kicker is made a little bit bigger, it can even directly blow up the entire illusion and restart it. It can't have that effect, at most it is similar to annoying square dance noises, used to attract the attention of the illusion owner.

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"...Who am I, where am I?"

When Kosche woke up from the coma, he couldn't recall what happened before, and his memory seemed to be empty... No, why is it like a fiery red?

"Are you so hot? Congratulations bro, the operation was a success!"

A furry bunny wearing a mask suddenly appeared in front of him and smiled at him. For some reason, he was clearly cute and funny, but Kosche shivered inexplicably.

"Hand... surgery? What surgery!?"

"Ah, it's nothing, but you were accidentally injured when you were trying out the jetpack. Fortunately, you are lucky, otherwise even I, the number one gynecologist in integration, would not be able to save you."

Kosche didn't pay attention to the gags in the other party's words, because he was looking around vigilantly, and he found that this place was an unusually simple field hospital, that is, a small tent and a piece of wood felled on the spot and a piece of white cloth temporarily erected beds only.

But when he tried to recall following the rabbit doctor's words, he couldn't recall any details about his own injuries, only to the point where he used the sentinel avatar to infiltrate Tallulah's leader's guard. The next memory It was like being completely covered by a fierce flame burning in a swamp gas.

Dr. Bugs Bunny didn't deliberately interfere with Kosche's memories, because all the preparations to be done have already been done, he thought in his heart, and at the same time he quietly moved a large wooden hammer that was upside down by his feet behind him.

Since he is a doctor, it makes sense to always have the same efficient anesthesia tools by his side.

In the end, Kosche still couldn't remember why he would do such a stupid thing as trying out a jetpack, but since his injuries were almost healed, he planned to ask other witnesses, it was impossible for such a big explosion to happen No one saw it.

But when he was about to get out of bed, Dr. Bugs Bunny suddenly pushed him back.

"Ah, wait, it seems that you accidentally stitched up the wrong wound just now, I want to remove the stitches for you and sew it up again."

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Kosich was stunned on the spot, how could this doctor rabbit even make a mistake in such a simple thing as suturing a wound, you are really the first integrated gynecology department... Hey, wait!What is a gynecologist?Which cadre did you recruit! !

"Oh, there's no way, man, who told you that your wound is on the anus, isn't it inevitable that you accidentally sew all the openings together?"

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"Stop! You crazy b..."

Hearing such a horrible "medical accident", how dare Kosich ask him to do it again, but just when he was about to yell to resist, a huge shadow of a hammerhead came to the top of his head in an instant, and then he slammed his butt down.

Bang! ! !

Kosche's nose was crooked, his eyes were slanted, his tongue was hanging from his mouth, a few squirrels were chirping and flying around in circles on his head, and then he passed out like a hard tree trunk. Although Jogo's skill was far inferior Gavial, but with the addition of the cartoon entertainment mode, it is still the same.

And what the injured person will never know is that the same scene has been repeated several times under Dr. Bugs Bunny's "A-Class Amnestics", for no other reason than to give him a few more slaps.

"Are you awake? Sorry, I seem to have sewed an otter robot into the wound on your butt just now, please sleep again."

Bang!

"Are you awake? Sorry, I seem to have sewn a broadsword mine into your wound just now, please..."

Bang! !

"Are you hot? I seem to put a tentacle..."

"...Ah Pulu Pie..."

"...six bananas..."

"...Catcher's fork..."

"...Iberian Supreme Art..."