Morning in the Tower of Swords

~And you look so divine...'

dong dong dong~

A whole team with all kinds of personnel is fully equipped, and under the cover of the heavy equipment holding a strong shield in front, it seems to be rushing from the other side of the passage to the rhythm of drums, completely ignoring the corpses in front of them. Another member of the team on the ground even marched forward with their bodies still warm, regardless of whether their colleagues were dead or alive.

However, the moment the reloaders in the front row stepped on a certain headless corpse, the corpse suddenly stood up like stepping on a rake. Teeth like a chainsaw.

It just swallowed the guy who offended it with a shield, and then made a crunching sound like chewing a can, unless you are a guy who can have bold ideas about the sharp teeth and mouth of sharks, otherwise you will be swallowed It is conceivable what kind of pain people will experience.

Naturally, the other corpses in the passage also began to move around, their bodies disintegrating into horrible sawtooth cracks and turning into man-eating monsters, causing their internal organs and blood or stinky pus to flow wantonly on the floor, just like hell Scenes.

It was too late when the Federal Army squad wanted to stand up and resist, because the distance was too close, and they chose to step into the middle of the trap.

"What are these things ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!"

'~Come and get your love~

~Come and get your love...'

Different from the previous ambush team with all gunners, although most of this team fell into a hallucination of fear after triggering the scare box, their captain happened to be a magician with good mental power. Forcibly resisted the state of fear.

After all, the "Effortless Scary Box" is just an independent peripheral item, and it does not receive the bonus of the fixed fear skill mechanism of the demon clown Shaco, and the alliance equipment carried by Jogo does not have spell power and spell penetration. Mental resistance to fear is also understandable.

Moreover, the captain of the magician is also very rich in combat experience. He realized immediately after the successful resistance that this was an attack aimed at the spirit. If there is no medical spell to calm the mind, rushing to help the team members who are in fear will only make the situation worse. Worse, the only solution is to simply kill the attacking enemy.

So he immediately condensed the magic energy in his hand and pointed at Jogo himself not far away. Anyone who dared to do this before was "artistically bloomed" by him, but this time Jogo didn't directly do it because...he was loading a bullet.

And it must be filled with 4 at a time. This is not a mandatory requirement, but he feels that it will be tasteless not to do so.

"Ho Ho, this is really scary, can you wait a moment, I can draw a gun with you, and bet on the lives of me and your teammates."

However, the captain of the magician is neither the Longmenlong policeman nor the western cowboy. For him, completing the mission and killing the target is the main line, and saving the team is just a secondary branch, so he will not negotiate with the robber Jogo at all.

"Die you bastard!"

Before the captain of the sorcerer was about to throw out the spell energy on the staff, Jogo could only shake his head and sigh.

"Then there's nothing you can do, don't blame me for being mean, magician."

"Meow!"

At some point, the orange cat holding a medical injection gun in its paws had already quietly touched the back of the magician captain with the "imperial dance step". Following Ah's excited meow, a bright red and fiery injection hit the surgeon The center of the division leader's buttocks.

"what……"

The captain of the sorcerer only let out a cry of pain when the needle was inserted, and then his whole body became stiff as if petrified, unable to move, and then his whole body began to turn red, sparks appeared from the pores, and the skin gradually melted and dripped down... …

The main ingredient of the injection is special capsaicin with a grade of "Super Charizard Y", which is no longer in the category of eating hot sauce. Dropping it on a stone can even melt it into magma on the spot.

Although Nian still eats it as usual, if she uses her hot pot experience to describe it, it is "it's still rich, but it's not as fragrant as the Charizard, but it's quite worth doing it occasionally."

Therefore, the other ingredients of this injection developed by Ah himself are some traditional Yanguo herbal medicines. , aromatizing turbidity, etc., etc., can be called the perfect tonic.

However, these effects do not have many positive effects in front of capsaicin, which can melt rocks. The only effect is to make the "patient" feel the pain longer, just like watching his body melt after falling into the magma. But I can't struggle, that feeling that I can't even scream.

It can only be said that Ah is worthy of being a genius cat. To recognize someone like Qiao Ge as a big brother is simply congenial, collaborating, and gangsters... Cough, I made a mistake, it is like-minded, sympathetic, and helping each other.

'~Come and get your~~love! ! '

After the song is over, no one survives.

"Fifth Squad! Fifth Squad!! Reply immediately! Second Squad!? Third... No, First Squad! Karl! Hunter! Dennis!!? Someone answer me!!"

Commander Ross became more and more anxious and manic. He repeatedly switched various communication channels in disbelief. At the beginning, someone reported to him that he was rushing to the target location. whistling.

After the screaming, some will only be left with a dead silence, while others will inexplicably hear the noise that seems to be falling into the magma, causing the walkie-talkie to burn and explode. Far cheerful background music.

I don't know if Ross listened to this song for too long and had an auditory hallucination, because even if he completely turned off all the communication channels, the idiot song was still hovering in the sky in his mind, and it was getting closer and closer. Even the command and control room he was in was absolutely soundproof.

Ross has never hated listening to music so much. How can he calm down and direct the battle!So he was forced to hysterically start patting his forehead with the palm of his hand, presumably hoping that this would make the song fall out of the back of his head.

"You bastard, get out of my head!"

"Oh, that's not okay, my content is an idea that Colombians can't refuse, and ideas are eternal, unwavering, and you can't get rid of me."

Although Ross's self-rescue action was unsuccessful, the warm muzzle touching his temple instantly calmed him down amidst the inexplicable surround sound in his head, even though it was too late.

"How did you get in?"

"Of course I came in through the door. Since I dare to come here, I must have been prepared. Nothing can stop me."

Of course, Ross didn't believe this kind of nonsense at first, because the wall structure of the command room is as strong as the internal vault, and even the door is an out-and-out security door of the vault. If you want to get in, you can't get in unless there is an insider in the bank who gave it to the robbers. The matching key and password, otherwise it would be impossible to open the door without alerting Ross.

However, when Jogo turned the chair in front of the communication platform he was sitting on to face the door, Ross understood what happened.

I saw a cat with a height of more than three meters, covered with big fluffy muscles, and its chest muscles were so thick that it could easily crush a person's head. Pushing on the door with his back foot, he tried to pull out his right fist that had pierced through the anti-theft door.

"..."

This is naturally the powerful bad cat who injected himself with the macho potion. Even Jogo had to sigh again. Ah is indeed one of the cats that he valued most. He didn't know the principle of the medicine at all, and he didn't even have the blessing of entertainment mode. Under the condition of protection, he actually researched the universal version of Tom Macho Potion.

It is said that the universal version actually has many limitations. For example, the drug effect cannot be as exaggerated as that of the macho Tom Cat who does not understand the laws of physics, and the effective time is also greatly shortened. Each injection will exhaust almost all the physical strength of the user. End, and it only works for Filin and Zarak.

But this is already a great leap forward compared to the exclusive hunk potion that only Tom cat can bear before, enough to become a powerful trump card for many people to turn the situation around at critical moments. As for the problem of physical exhaustion afterwards, This is not a problem at all in front of Rhodes Island, which has elf food such as moo moo milk.

This is also the reason why Qiao Ge decided to take the inexperienced cat and cat out for a while this time. Ah's talent in the field of medicine can already be certified as unparalleled in the world, but he has no matching ideas It can be seen from the fact that he was still trying to turn into a cat to attack other operators before the mission.

If we don't pay close attention to the education of the young Mao Mao, it will be too late when he really degenerates into the cat version of Warfarin.

……

After experiencing the initial shock of Vigorous Cat's size, Ross can only temporarily understand it as a kind of Originium skill, because now his own life is the most critical issue, and he has no time to care about how others are. Fitness?

By the way, Rhodes' family is a Victorian immigrant, and he is also a Filin.

"If you kill me, this vault will be automatically and completely closed, and it will become a catacomb that no one can get out of. It has to wait for outsiders to use construction machinery to dig it out. It is not good for anyone."

"Please don't insult my professional ethics, ok? As I said beforehand, no one will get hurt if you don't resist. Although that would be really boring, speaking of it, I would also like to thank you for your futile struggle... ...Stop the gossip and take me to the place where your money is kept!"

"Okay, no problem, you can negotiate whatever you want... Wait, you just said, where are you going to save money?"

There is no doubt that Ross has the same idea as the front office service manager in his heart, that is to pretend to obey, pretend to be submissive, and then trick the other party into the trap that has already been set.

Because he knew that there were countless important secrets of important figures in this vault, and if he lost any of them, his whole family would be tied to the train tracks.

Until Jogo told him his true purpose.

"Look at what you said, where would the robbers go if they don't save money? Could it be possible to go to the recruitment office of your Commonwealth Bank to apply for a job?"

"...just grabbing money? Don't plan to... grab something else?"

"I'm not interested in anything else, I'm just here to grab some money to spend, probably about... 500 million."

There was only a moment of speechless silence left at the scene. Ross even couldn't help closing his eyes tightly, and began to hope that the moment he opened his eyes, he would find that all this was just a dream.

However, when he opened his eyes, he still saw Jogo's sunny and kind smile.

"..."

In an instant, Ross felt that a certain string in his brain snapped and broke.

You are the ultimate flash, the son of the beach, a lunatic with a pile of shit... Just because a few dangerous people broke into the most important bank vault in Colombia and killed almost all the garrison troops, no matter how you look at it, it is all for brewing a shocking event The action of the big conspiracy, the result is to...

Grab two bad money! ! ?

You fucking just go straight to grab my safe, there must be more than that! ! ! ! !

At this moment, Rhodes even took the initiative to dedicate all the secrets in the Federal Reserve Bank to Jogo, so as to avoid the end of his conducting career becoming a funny and absurd comedy in history.

But the problem is, Jogo really doesn't want to know those so-called secrets at all, because...

"I'm not one of those conspiratorial schemers who plan everything, I like things with simpler and more straightforward tastes, they are cheaper, and of course, they are more interesting, hehehehehahahahaha..."

"Welcome back to Columbia Volper News Station, this is your host Steve..."

Many Colombians are sitting in front of their TVs or radios as usual, rich people have coffee and black tea with finely cut black truffle salmon sandwiches, while ordinary people may have a few packs of potato chips and a few boxes of pizza , buckets of fried chicken with Coke or grape soda.

As for what he wants to do, of course it is to see what new work the Colombian commander has done today.

A few years ago, the commander-in-chief of this term was a well-known wealthy Colombian celebrity businessman. It is said that he came to run for the commander-in-chief just for fun, and he probably didn’t expect to be elected. Who would have thought that he would be selected inexplicably , Shocked all the people in the industry.

But in fact, all of this has its rationality. Colombia is now in a very comfortable period of rapid development. The weak countries below are oppressed and occupied by it, plundering the means of production, and the powerful countries above are hostile to each other. The war is about to break out. I didn't bother to take care of its bird business.

In this way, when most of Terra was struggling and recalcitrant in misery, although the essence of Colombia's ruling class was not different, it still created a scene of prosperity as if in a prosperous age.

As the so-called food and clothing make nosy, hunger and cold steal the heart, eat too many hamburgers, fried chicken and donuts, the Colombians with unprecedented self-confidence are just looking for some big fun, this celebrity wealthy businessman "just happened" to appear at such a time , So he was praised by these fun people.

Anyway, the position of Grand Commander is essentially just a speech star pushed onto the stage by the consortium, and this wealthy businessman is the so-called "person of his own", since he wants to play, let him play.

It's just that what everyone in Empire City didn't expect today is that someone can steal the limelight from the Grand Commander here today, which is the source of daily happiness in Columbia.

"According to our extremely reliable internal sources, a huge bank robbery occurred today at the Federal Reserve Bank of Empire City. Several unidentified armed men broke into the bank and took hostages. They are currently confronting the police. Our reporter is following the support convoy Hurry to the spot."

Oh hoo, here comes the fun.

Because of the unbalanced development in Colombia, news about supermarkets, fast food, drugstores and other zero-dollar purchases is common, but bank robberies mostly occur in those wild western-style areas, and the robbers are also those wealthy businessmen in small towns. Opened a private bank, as for grabbing federal savings?

Please, everyone knows that there are only two currencies in Colombia. In addition to Longmen currency, which is an international currency that is almost universally used in Thailand, another currency that is currently only used in Colombia, the Federal Dollar (USD), is issued by the Federal Reserve.

And politically, there is a tendency to abolish the general law of Longmen coins, and only federal knives are allowed in the country.

When you rob the Federal Savings Bank, it is actually no different from robbing the money in the pocket of the commander-in-chief in broad daylight. Compared with the losses suffered, it is more about the prestige and face of the Colombian government.

Therefore, no matter what the robbers robbed, even if they just took a napkin on the table, they would definitely be chased to death. The interest of the audience was immediately aroused, and they wanted to see an exciting battle between the police and the robbers. , This is much more delicious than the jokes told by the commander-in-chief.

Then the other half of the TV screen cut to the shot of the location reporter, who had the stereotyped appearance of a typical Colombian female reporter, probably the kind of person who would definitely die alone in the movie to infiltrate the investigation, and then would definitely be caught. The kind of look rescued by a flying superhero.

If you switch to the Dongguo stereotype, it would probably be an infiltrating investigator in a tight-fitting leather jacket.

"Hey, Steve, here is the scene picture brought by Sandy. As you can see, behind me is our reliable and powerful Empire City police team. They are taking measures to investigate the situation of the robbers and hostages in the bank. And send negotiators to prepare for the initial negotiation with the robbers, and ensure the safety of the hostages."

Although the female Zaraq Xiaosongxu reporter named Sandy is not very far away from the police convoy surrounding the square outside the bank behind her, perhaps the police deliberately blocked her background with a relatively tall armed explosion-proof vehicle, Or maybe she is not tall, so the camera position is also very low.

As a result, the tragic remains of one of the mercenary teams did not appear in the images watched by the audience, and only the police set up a net for the robbers, which can be said to be flawless...

"Hey, is this the Volper News live? I love watching your show!"

Suddenly, a tall and thin male policeman broke into the live broadcast without any scruples. He took off his police cap smoothly to reveal his free and unrestrained green hair, and put his hand around Sandy's shoulder skillfully. Natural lens feel.

If this is a country redneck with a big belly, lush chest hair, unshaven beard, or a Sarkaz with horns on his head, Sandy will definitely scream and break free immediately, and then call for someone to come over and drive him away with righteous words , Maybe he will be prosecuted through legal channels afterwards, and he will be prohibited from approaching him within two kilometers in the future.