Morning in the Tower of Swords

But if it were replaced by this handsome police officer with a slightly charming temperament and a sunny smile, Shandi would only feel flushed, and she might already be thinking about whether to exchange various mathematical theorems after the live broadcast .

"You, hello, this... um, Mr. Joker Police Officer, I am very honored to be favored by you, may I ask the audience in Empire City and all of Columbia to reveal the current situation in the bank? "

Sandy did not express too much surprise at his strange name, because the ancestors of these Colombians were low-level immigrants or criminals exiled from Victoria, so some names or surnames were chosen very casually, such as "coffin, newcomer, Brown, black, pink, white" and so on.

Compared with these, the name "funny guy, joker" is not surprising.

"Of course it's no problem. You've found the right person. I just came out of that ghostly place. It's horrific inside. The vicious robbers killed many guards, and there were miserable corpses all over the place. Almost everyone who survived They're all crazy, and I suspect the robbers must have used chemicals."

Officer Jogo described the terrifying scene vividly, and the interviewer Sandy couldn't help swallowing nervously, and the coffee he just drank couldn't help churning in his stomach.

But the heart is also extremely excited, because the bigger the robbery, the higher the ratings of their news station, and the status of Sandy, the location reporter who is responsible for tracking the case, naturally also rises. Hefty, yet once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

So the more she looked at the male police officer who gave her the "selfless" revelation, the more her heart moved. Even the big fluffy tail behind her involuntarily moved closer to her body to avoid some unknown liquid gushing out from being exposed to the camera. .

Until a police vehicle stopped at the edge of the camera with an exaggerated and unrestrained tail drift, and then a Sarkaz woman also wearing a police uniform, but with a gloomy expression and an impatient face stuck her head out of the driver's window. Shouted to that Jogo in a heady and unhappy tone.

"When everyone else is going according to plan, you are here to strike up a conversation with a woman? Do you want to open the hotel room for the two of you by the way!?"

"Don't be so serious, dear Miss K. It's just to add a little dramatic effect to the ending of the first scene. Do I look like one of those old-fashioned people?"

"Is not it!"

"Hey, pay attention to the influence. The audience in front of the TV is watching. Well, Miss Reporter, it seems that my partner is getting impatient. I have to say goodbye. We will probably have a chance to meet again in the future. Hehehahahahahahaha..."

Before Sandy realized what was going on, Qiao Ge threw his upper body police coat into the air, and it happened to land on the lens of the camera, leaving only him in the dark live broadcast. Yuan laughed arrogantly.

And he jumped through the window of the driver's seat with a neat sliding window, and finally successfully put his butt on the passenger seat, but his head rested on W's elastic thigh, raised his eyebrows in a coquettish posture Watch her jaw.

In this regard, W could only clenched the steering wheel desperately, kicked the accelerator down helplessly, and drove the vehicle away, leaving Sandy and her live broadcast team staring at each other, seeming to understand something in her heart but not being able to believe it. I dare not say it in the live broadcast.

Could it be that the person just now was the robber himself! ?

No, no, no, who are the policemen behind me fighting against? ?

When Sandy looked back subconsciously, she saw a dazzling flash piercing the horizon rising from the position of the Federal Reserve Bank, followed by a deafening bang, and a white smog like an avalanche and tsunami engulfed the people in the entire block , There is no chance to turn around and escape.

Was it a bomb explosion?Of course not, Jogo is not yet violent to that extent, but in a sense it is even more cruel, because he is going to release the demons in people's hearts, the hidden beasts...

"What's going on, what happened!? The robber's bomb was detonated?"

"Gus, Gus!? We agreed to get married next month and go on a wedding trip. You must not die, moo!!"

"Ahhhhhh my hand, I can't feel my hand anymore, it... huh?"

"Where are you, Jie Luo? I really can't do it alone, Jie Luo meow!!!"

Because of this extremely terrifying sudden situation, the Imperial City police thought at first that the robbers had just detonated a powerful Originium bomb, and they were the only ones who survived the overwhelming smoke and dust that could not be seen. , the whole scene suddenly became extremely chaotic.

But after being in a mess for a while, they found out embarrassingly together that the voices of their colleagues were clearly beside them, and they were all howling in anger. It didn't look like they were injured at all, but the tone was inexplicably strange.

One of the Li Boli policemen was the first to notice the abnormality. At first, he suddenly found that his two arms had lost their original sensation, so he mistakenly thought that his hands had been blown off.

As a result, after screaming for a while, I found that the arms were still able to move freely, but the structure and weight of the movements were very different from before. The smoke and dust blown away, which allowed him to see clearly what his arm looked like now...

"Okay, what a big chicken wing!!?"

What catches the eye is a pair of thick black feathers mixed with a little bit of white huge bird wings, and his chest is also bulging with a huge "chicken breast" covered by dense pure black feathers, only above the neck No hair or feathers of any kind, just a lump of red hypertrophic sarcoid hanging from the neck.

Totally one fat, fluffy turkey.

Although he is indeed Li Boli of the turkey breed, but the bloodline is not pure, and there are only some black feathers and down feathers on the body, which cannot be seen in the police uniform. If we insist on comparing the appearance , then only the round body and bald head produced by eating donuts are more suitable.

"Why did I become like this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?!"

The turkey policeman fluttered in shock. It was just an instinctive action without a doubt, but unexpectedly a gust of strong wind was blown in front of him, which was strong enough to break a slender tree branch. The smog was completely blown away, revealing the astonished and dumbfounded faces of his colleagues.

Cats, dogs, black bears, crocodiles, cougars, moose, wild horses, eagles... There is also an American bison with a huge body that crushed a black panther, so that it can't be squeezed out of its breath. The city of Columbia Empire The police force instantly turned into a crazy zootopia.

By the way, the bison and the panther are the police couple who said they would get married next month. Both of them are male, and the bison is still the 0 below.

If they are still true love, that scene... Hiss! !It's too dazzling, Fu Rui's purity is too high.

And all the changes in front of the eyes were simultaneously broadcast by the squirrel's live camera to all Columbia areas that could receive the TV station's signal.

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"It can release the wildness and power hidden in people's hearts, return the body to the most free and primitive state, and free the mind from being bound by external objects. I call this masterpiece Utopia virus. What do you think?"

"...Hey! What have you been talking to the car window from the beginning? This is not a movie, so is it possible that someone is still listening to your narration?"

W, who was driving the vehicle, originally wanted to maintain his temperament, no matter how low the purity was, at least he would not be led by the nose by Jogo and become a mediocre joke character, so he planned to show him a dead horse face throughout the whole process , so that he can avoid being too gaffe when he is overwhelmed by this guy's Jin Moan.

However, W underestimated his illness. Even though the cats and dogs in the back seat were keenly aware of the atmosphere between the two and chose to remain silent, Jogo could still get high by himself, just like talking to the air in the mirror. Friends are talking eagerly.

But she didn't think it was absurd, but because of the blessing of Dr. Shepherd, W knew that there were indeed ghosts in this world, so she probably thought that Jogo was really talking to a friend of the dead.

In fact, W thinks too much. The reason why Chernobog can make the undead haunt the world is because the dilapidated fog generated by the tomb beacons dug out by the shepherds temporarily disappears in places where the fog cannot spread. Too likely there will be ghosts.

Of course, there are no absolutes in the world, after all, Terra can be explained with Originium skills, but it is not the same thing now.

"I speak so well, of course someone will be listening, isn't it, the lady in the mirror?"

W dubiously followed the place Jogo pointed to, but saw a white figure suspended in mid-air in the image reflected by the rearview mirror outside the car window, and it was relatively stationary with the vehicle. Moving in parallel at the same speed.

However, when W checked the side space of the vehicle with his naked eyes, he didn't find such a thing at all. If the figure hadn't moved because of Jogo's words, W would have thought it was a picture posted on Stickers on the mirrors.

Undoubtedly, it is the origin stone skill itself.

"Since you're here, why don't you come in and sit down? Although there's no place left, you can sit on my lap."

Qiao Ge patted his leg to show his generosity, and there was no shame on his face at all. He was not surprised by his demeanor at all. In contrast, she wanted to know how this guy knew of the other gender.

"..."

After a moment of silence, the person in the mirror shook his head to express his refusal, and then saw a flash of light, and the white figure disappeared in the rearview mirror in an instant, heading straight towards the rear of the center of the front seat inside the car. The sight glass rushed away.

So the next second when everyone in the car turned their heads, a slender figure in a white robe also appeared in the rearview mirror in the center. The image in the mirror showed that she was sitting between Keobe and Jessica in the back seat. , but there is still no such person in the real space.

Are you TM the Hanged Woman?Alright, let’s immediately recite Kakyoin’s famous canon: “The world in the mirror does not exist”.

"Are you the leader of these people?"

Sure enough, as Qiao Ge expected, when the person in the mirror faced him, it was indeed a female voice, but the tone was indifferent and blunt, less than one percent of the sweetness of Shuiyue and Ansel.

"This is probably about me. The question is, which onion are you?"

Ordinary people would probably be out of their wits with fright when they meet someone who can walk around in the mirror. Even a Terra character at the powerhouse level, when he realizes that the other party has such a treacherous Originium skill, he will definitely be scared. Will be alerted immediately.

Only Qiao Ge, who can even do platinum handwork... Cough, even a guy who has tasted "Platinum Star World", of course has no awe at the stand-in ability of this mere "Hanged Man", even While talking casually, while lowering his head, he didn't know what to write or draw on a piece of white paper.

However, super brave is super brave. Qiao Ge never slackens in dealing with the enemy's tactics, so this is also the appearance he deliberately showed to the opponent. In fact, he has already begun to observe and analyze various details revealed by the opponent in his brain.

The first thing to judge is whether the other party's skills are the same as "The Hanged Man" or "The Man in the Mirror". If not, what is their essence?

If it is really the same ability, then it is also necessary to find out whether it can be directly applied to Kakyoin's coin killing or Giorno's poisoning killing tactics, no matter how bad it is, at least you can try it and you will face FF0 Social Security once you encounter it. Emerald water splash trap with a radius of 20 meters.

"I'm a person who appreciates your ability, but no matter what plan and reason you do to rob the Commonwealth Bank, what you have to face next is not just the security forces in the bank. No one can talk to you." The whole of Colombia is against it."

Although the first impression of this white-robed woman was very arrogant, she didn't seem to care about Jogo's retort at all. Give yourself a little "lesson" by hand.

Perhaps this is frigidity, no matter what techniques and eloquence you use to "close up gently, slowly twist and pick again", she will not respond according to your rhythm.

Although Qiao Ge had read countless novels in which the protagonist used his charm and arrogance to conquer this kind of iceberg beauty when he was a student, he actually did not have such a system operation window, let alone what the other party looked like now. do not know.

But...Jogo has his own way to make her show his buttocks.

For example, Kelsey also felt this way on the surface at the beginning, and even put on a dead horse face towards him, but in fact, most of the creatures like cats and cats are arrogant in their hearts, as long as they are familiar with and trusted There are sensitive spots all over the body.

For example, as long as you pat the big lynx's tail bone, she can't help but blush...

Although a strong girly grip can be expected next, if you compare the palm prints on the neck afterwards to something similar to strawberry prints, it may not be a sentimental feeling.

"Well~~, let me guess, don't you want me to work for you in exchange for your protection?"

"Exactly, because I have the ability...you, what are you doing??"

Suddenly, the other party’s calm tone suddenly appeared abnormal. Qiao Ge lifted up the piece of paper he had been tinkering with before and nodded in satisfaction. On it was a row of girls in various costumes. There's even one...with a handle.

These "girls" have two things in common. One is that the necks are just drawn on the edge of the paper, which leaves no space on the paper to draw their heads. This is not a drawing mistake, but Jorgo's intention.

And another thing in common is that they all lifted the things underneath towards this side.

Then Qiao Ge put the women in these paintings on the rearview mirror of the front seat, so that the neck of the white-robed woman rested on the upper edge of the drawing paper, and then connected them one by one to taste carefully.

"This one won't work, it's too much, the voice line doesn't match, that one is almost meaningless, this little OO, it seems a little... ah! I understand, it turned out to be this one, I said, why does it feel familiar, this one That's right!"

"Hey! You rude guy, stop it!"

No matter how hard this white-robed woman sees through the coldness of the world, no matter how cold-hearted she is in the world, she will probably be completely overwhelmed when she meets Jogo, not only her cheeks are slightly red, but even the rose-red feathers on her hair are like It was Amiya's bunny ears that hung down to the bottom of the hood when she was shy.

But Jogo would not stop. He even taped the body of the fireproof woman to the rearview mirror first, and then took out a piece of white paper again, this time planning to draw a picture with fewer clothes on.

"Come again!? If you don't stop, I will make you pay the price!"

"Hehehe, are you threatening me, who just killed a whole Colombian federal army? Ouch, I'm so scared, so scared that I'm... going to draw you a black silk prison guard uniform to seduce you!"

"……you you!!"

"Don't like it? Oh yes, you are all white. You must have the same hobby as a friend of mine. Then change into a white worm black silk prison guard uniform to seduce."

As soon as Qiao Ge finished speaking, he was about to start writing. This time, the other party was no longer unable to hold back, but broke the defense directly. He only heard her in the mirror snort coldly, and a bright golden light burst out in an instant.

This kind of attack seems to be very similar to the natural skills of the two Linguang sisters. However, their light is not only used as a flash bomb to assist in disturbing the enemy, but also can be transformed into medical skills to heal injuries. The attack method is mostly to bless the equipment to increase sharpness With tenacity, and a sword body transformed into pure energy out of thin air.

But the light in front of me didn't have those fancy Western fantasy-style special effects, but shot like a laser, so fast that it destroyed and melted the pen in Jogo's hand in an instant, then penetrated and ignited the paper, and finally landed on Jogo's body In the abdomen, the air immediately filled with a burnt smell of plastic and paper.

However, even Jogo's clothes were not scratched, but a layer of dark and shiny aura appeared to completely block it.

"Hahahahaha, hahahaha...so that's it, the ability to manipulate light, coupled with cutting-edge scientific theories and techniques, let me guess again, you are from Rhine Life, right? If you plan to recruit me, you shouldn't Do you want me to be the director of the defense department that you have been vacant?"

After an impulsive impulse, the white-robed woman immediately realized that the other party's behavior just now was to expose her own flaws, so she calmed down silently, staring at the man through the hood from the rearview mirror. It also means that she acquiesced to Jogo's guess.

But the knight Jogo mentioned was only something that could be inferred from the information on the surface of Rhine's life, and he did not disclose some internal intelligence analysis, because the source of these information was Saria and Muirseth. director.

The white-robed woman in front of her is the same as the water body of Muir Seth, another light body made by high-level Rhine Life with skill, and that's why she walks around in the mirror as if she has no entity.

This skill is much more powerful than Muir Seth's water skill. How does it feel to use Rhine Life's cutting-edge optical theory in Columbia to bring the use of light to the extreme of the current scientific level of Terra?Let's just say, you were kicked by the speed of light...

Cough, Terra science is not outrageous enough to the level of the devil fruit, but in terms of force, it can at least stand up to a dozen red police allied light prism towers.