Morning in the Tower of Swords
Page 37
When she opened her eyes again, her whole face suddenly changed, and she was completely different from Texas, who had been anxiously under the destruction of Lapland's spirit just now. Keep calm Texas.
"I'm the leader of the Longmen team. I know their virtues best. Even if they become penguins, I recognize them. As for why this happened, now should not be the time to explain in detail."
"What kind of virtue do you call me! Texas, you can live smoothly to this day, isn't it because I cover you?"
The angel raised his penguin's fins in protest, but Texas didn't even frown at this, and went straight to the two plastic bags.
"Yes, yes, thank you for your care and your saliva."
She ignored the saliva on the plastic bag, tore it open, took out the two sets of light combat uniforms inside, and threw one of the sets to Lapland.
"I don't actually want to save you, but you heard it. This is a conspiracy. If you don't leave, you will die."
Lapland was stunned for a moment after receiving it, and then raised the corner of his mouth.
"Hehe, hehe, it's interesting, don't you understand it very well? Isn't the kind of thing that you suffer from now ten thousand times dirtier than the gang? Why do you still refuse to be the Texas of the past?"
"This world is full of cesspools that cannot be landfilled. No matter how deep or shallow, if you fall into it, your clothes will rot, leaving a naked and dignified guy. I used to be such a fool, who would want to push me. Go down and I will definitely hack him to death."
Lapland saw Texas' eyes, obviously her strength should be inferior to the one who mastered the wolf soul, but Lapland felt from those eyes for a long time that she was facing a strong opponent in battle. The enemy's heart palpitations.
This kind of feeling, even the powerful gunslinger in the costume had never given it, because... bullets always go faster than people think.
"I know that my past will catch up with me one day, and maybe we can become ordinary friends, so...don't force me to hack you, Lapland."
"Is everyone here?"
A bird-headed monster wearing the uniform of the Chief Superintendent of the Guards Bureau and carrying the title of Colonel on his shoulders was sitting on the chief of the conference room, questioning his assistant secretary without looking back.
Unlike most of the common Liborians, who are petite and slender, or handsome and mighty, this Chief Superintendent's physique is comparable to that of an adult male of the Hoofed Clan. Only round and fat.
Even under the uniform it wasn't mostly propped up by the thick Lebow feathers, but the actual fat stored under the single layer of feathers.
Coupled with a pair of short, thick legs and big claws forks on the upper and lower body, as well as a green-haired bird's head that blends with the width of the shoulders and can't see the neck at all, the thick vertical bird's beak occupies half of the front face, it should be easy You can imagine why Chen would disagree with him.
If this Chief Yang continues to serve as a civilian, Chen will not have a little gossip to talk about, but let a person with such a fat head and brain, climb to the position with mixed qualifications, and even have almost no combat effectiveness to become the chief police officer of the Guards Bureau. Secretary, Chen Huijie, who regards guarding the Dragon Gate as her responsibility, can only have a problem if she can see it.
"Report, sir, it's just that Chief Chen isn't here."
"..."
The bird-headed monster didn't say anything, but in the eyes of other participants, his head suddenly swelled in a circle. This is probably the habit of many birds. When they feel angry or threatened, they will involuntarily turn their heads. The feathers are propped up to make themselves look bigger and more powerful.
While the Chief Superintendent is indeed old enough, getting a little bigger and rounder isn't going to save his majesty.
boom!
The door of the conference room was violently slammed open, and the sudden movement immediately caught everyone's attention, including the Chief Superintendent of Bird-Headed Monster. walked in.
Oh no, it's "Dragon Police".
"Steady, Kawaii, you also know that the armor strength of the camouflage body is not very good. If you accidentally fall down and hit the corner of the table, it will fall apart on the spot."
"Understood, boss, don't worry, my sense of balance has always been good, and this can't trouble me."
After getting the assurance from Crosun, Boss Qiao nodded, and then started to operate the wireless transmission system to transmit the sights and sounds he saw from the periscope of the "Dragon Police" cabin to Star Bear in the office.
"Xiao Chen, according to my subordinate's report, you arrived at the Guards Bureau half an hour ago, and you were also notified in person to attend the meeting. Why did you delay so long? Your work attitude is very questionable?"
As expected, as expected, the bird-headed monster started to target Chen sir face to face. Although the "Dragon Police" was indeed late, Chen's identity was also the second-in-command of the police officers in the Guards Bureau.
Being late is such a big deal. Normally, the Chief Superintendent would not be able to refute her in front of other subordinates. At most, he would reprimand her privately after the meeting. Otherwise, the prestige of the leader would be lost, how would he lead the team?
So Boss Qiao hurriedly turned the lens of the periscope, aimed at the talking bird-headed monster, and turned on Xingxiong's voice changer, while...
Um?Why does this guy look so familiar?
Qiao Ge was suddenly stunned when he saw the appearance of the Chief Superintendent. Although this was not the first time he saw a birdman with such a strong bloodline of the ancestors, he had never experienced such a sense of sight. .
What kind of bird is this?
Before Qiao Ge could come up with a reason, Xingxiong had already started manipulating the voice changer and answered the Chief Superintendent's question instead of Chen.
"Why, do you have to take care of the nosy chief? Why don't you just start discussing the installation of surveillance cameras in the women's toilets today, and then send the footage to the Chief Superintendent's Office?"
"..."
No, Miss Xingxiong, letting you play on your own is not letting you free yourself!You used the image of Sir Chen to make such a yin and yang speech, are you sure that you will not be beaten by Sir Chen in the future?
However, the police officers present seemed to be commonplace, and they all looked like it was none of my business, because neither of them could afford to offend either, and neither of them dared to stand in line.
This scene amazes Boss Qiao in the cockpit. How dare Sir Chen talk to the Chief Superintendent like this?I'm afraid it's not the Yin-Yang skills that I have learned from the cerebellum axe for a long time.
The only person who reacted strongly was probably the bird-headed superintendent, whose head seemed to be shaking with anger, the feathers swelled to the limit, and then...started to go around counterclockwise like a chicken head stabilizer shaking.
? ? ? ?
Boss Qiao almost spit through the steel wire frame of the "Dragon Police". He finally understood what was going on with the sense of sight just now, this motherfucking Chief Superintendent...
Isn't it just a party parrot? ?
The party parrot is a gif terrier that was popular in the world before Joe Go. The specific content is that a parrot can change color while shaking its head, like a person dancing under the party lights.
But the party parrot does have a prototype species, that is, New Zealand's endangered kakapo, also known as the cat-faced parrot.
The kakapo is huge and fat, and it lacks the keel of the bird's flight control muscles so that it can't fly, and it is not afraid of strangers at all. Go and jump down from the tree...
Fall half dead.
This kind of parrot, which is even more outrageous than the silly spore, is not endangered to have a ghost.
And if Joe Ge remembers correctly, the terrier of the party parrot came from a zero-distance shot of a kakapo in a British BBC documentary, and later people were puzzled, why the male kakapo would do this in front of the camera. , it is likely that it sees some part of the cameraman as a female of the same kind.
Because this shaking head posture is the action of male kakapo mating.
"MD, Kawaii, use your ability to analyze the Chief Superintendent of Li Boli that day, what is he doing?!"
After receiving the order, Croissant did not hesitate, and immediately used the limited edition of "I Think Can Do Kawaii" to start collecting pieces of information about the Chief Superintendent of Parrot, and then drew the data map written by penguin in his mind, and then... Blind Jiebao It's enough to make an inference, anyway, the boss only needs a correct result.
"Ah!? Old, boss, this, this, this..."
Croissant in the cockpit below suddenly stuttered, which made Boss Qiao even more pale, and he could deduce the truth without Croissant giving the answer in person.
This fat parrot was in heat against the "Dragon Police" that he and Crosun were driving in the meeting room of the Guards Bureau.
Old Qiao was so angry that the hair on his buttocks was shaking, and even the body of the "Dragon Policeman" trembled. He didn't expect that one day he would also be used as an estrus target by Fatty.
Although this guy should have that kind of thinking about "Dragon Police", that is, Chen Huijie and Chen Sir, in fact, it has nothing to do with Qiao Ge...
That would be even more intolerable! !When the cheongsam dragon girl skin comes out, you wretched parrot want to snake treasure on the spot? ?
Moreover, this guy seems to be shaking, and when Chen sir is yin and yang, he is so excited that his neck is about to turn bald. I am afraid that he did not deliberately provoke Chen Huijie to ask for scolding, and the small brain axe is not the kind of character who will confront his boss face to face, And Chen Tiantian Longmen swearing is because the two are on the same level and no one obeys the other.
Although I really wanted to jump out of the "Dragon Police" and kick the fat parrot's head, but after thinking about it, Chen and Xingxiong's previous guess that the Chief Superintendent was a ghost was obviously wrong, and the real culprit was not found. Before the culprit, the Penguin agents can't be exposed.
So Boss Qiao and Ke Song could only hold back the blue veins on their foreheads and slowly control the "Dragon Police" to the deputy seat next to the Chief Superintendent, and they could even clearly see the guy's bird head shaking. frequency increased.
Perhaps this fat parrot is really an endangered species with few individuals. No police officer in the entire Guard Bureau has even seen the real meaning behind his actions. Until now, it is estimated that this is the behavioral language of the chief who thinks more and becomes more angry.
How could Wei Yanwu let such an outrageous guy become the Chief Superintendent of Police? Could it be that the power of the Animal Protection Organization in Longmen should even be afraid of the consul?Oh no, it should be called Human Rights in Terra.
While Boss Qiao was taking a deep breath and controlling his emotions not to be impulsive, a dark face suddenly came up, and Boss Qiao, who was staring at the periscope with small eyes, was frightened all over his body.
"Sir Chen, this is your meeting outline. You will be required to speak soon. Please read it as soon as possible."
The person who came over was Fat Parrot's assistant secretary. I don't know if it was a coincidence or nepotism. She also happened to be a birdman of the Liboli tribe, but her body shape was much normal, except for the feathers that extended outwards on the bird's head and the sides of her arms. structure, and elsewhere seems to be indistinguishable from the human body.
But the problem is that she has a black crow head on her neck. The reason why she can distinguish the facial organs is because the bird's beak and the eyeballs are so black that they are reflective and shiny.
Good guy, if your face is not expected to be the prophet Medivh, then it is definitely the villain!
He casually marked the crow monster as the primary suspect who needed Crosun's first analysis. Boss Qiao manipulated a wooden hand with double-sided tape to paste the meeting outline, and then replaced the real attendee Chen sir. Start browsing carefully.
Sure enough, there are three words of Rhode Island on the title at the beginning.
"Outline of a working meeting on how to investigate how Rhode Island abducted and enslaved infected people in Longmen under the cover of practicing medicine for underground human trafficking"
W Dior NMD!
Jogo almost tore the paper to shreds on the spot.
Obviously about to jump face!Regardless of whether they can forge the so-called evidence, just smearing Rhode Island's reputation in Longmen is already a success for the conspirators.
I saw the assistant secretary of the chief superintendent holding a laser pointer and came to the projector screen on the podium, then turned on the projector, and the projected picture immediately made old Qiao's brain buzz.
"Then, I will officially start the meeting to preside over the topic. First, I invite you to watch some preliminary evidence provided by our secret informants, which can prove that Rhode Island kidnapped Ukraine in Chie City on the grounds of evacuating refugees. The Thass population uses it as a slave commodity or even Originium experimental human material..."
I saw that the screen was full of pictures of wanton slaughtering of civilians and escorting refugees from Chicheng with ropes like grasshoppers. In the eyes of the attendees, since it was a war scene that was risked and secretly filmed, it was quite normal.
But the only unusual thing is that although the armed personnel in the photo are wearing general-purpose combat uniforms, almost every photo can "just" capture the Rhode Island badge they wear from a magical angle, and also Nima is so clear that it is about to be upgraded to a professional-level [-] million pixel configuration.
The commander-in-chief of Lao Tzu's Rhode Island Operations Department is right in front of you! !Are you going to show me this? ? ?
I, Dr. Qiao, can't bear it anymore. Doing your shit, Lin Bei can't bear it anymore!
boom!
"what!!!"
The Crow Secretary, who was explaining with a laser pointer, suddenly screamed and fell to the ground on the spot. The police officers under the stage were shocked and rushed to the stage to check the situation.
I saw that the professional skirt worn by the crow secretary had a big gap in the back. In the center of the gap, there was a yam stick with the thickness of a steel pipe standing tall. shoot out? ?
Everyone was attracted by this tragic scene, and almost no one noticed that the "dragon horn" on the head of the senior police superintendent who was sitting in the chair was missing.
boom!
The sound of ejection sounded again, and this time the laptop that was used to display the photos of the meeting was pierced by the yam stick in the front and the back.
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"So what's the new boss's plan? Although you have dealt with a few guards in the detention center, this is inside the Guards Bureau. If you want to go out directly, you have to face the guards of the Guards Bureau, right?"
At this time, both Texas and Lapland had put on their replacement clothes, and recovered their confiscated weapons here. The style of this suit is very similar to the hooded combat uniform on the Kingslayer. , and is also equipped with a face shield.
It's just that the pattern on the mask is not something like a skeleton, but a big head portrait of a rookie.
Lapland wears this mask almost with the expression on her phone in the subway. She doesn't hate cute things, but the problem is that she has never acted like this in the serious preparations for a battle.
This sense of disobedience is like in a confrontation between gangsters that is about to break out, the person on your side draws the gun, the one who draws the knife draws the knife, and the other party collectively takes out a steel pipe and inserts it on the ground... He took off his clothes and started pole dancing.
"The boss will give us a chance. Before that, we just need to guard here. It's fine if we are discovered. Anyway, whoever comes in will be knocked out. By the way, you cover me first, and I will set up a place facing the door. firepower."
I saw Angel Neng once again demonstrated her stunts, vomiting a sticky wooden double-barreled machine gun on the spot, and several boxes of fresh yellow bananas just bought from the fruit market.
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