Morning in the Tower of Swords

"A-Chun! Needlework during work hours? Get your hands out of your pants!!"

An old fritters police officer quietly touched the seat of another young police officer, and then suddenly shouted, scaring the young man to the point where he even tipped his chair over to the ground, and other colleagues who had been ready to watch the show. Laughing loudly, the police officer's office suddenly filled with a cheerful air.

"Hahaha, you are still a policeman, how can you be so frightened by the slightest disturbance? Are you really tinkering with needlework? Then let my brother see if you are growing normally."

"Go away! Brother Leopard, you are an old man, how can you joke like this during work hours! Did the boss see that you have good fruit to eat?"

Although the age gap between the two is estimated to be close to one round, judging from the words between them, the relationship should not only be an ordinary colleague, but at least a bad friend who can drink three or five bottles and talk about it for a few hours.

"You think I'm stupid. All the leaders have been called by the Chief Superintendent to a meeting. Didn't you see that everyone was talking and laughing? You're the only one who is sneaking around there, who won't you punish?"

As soon as Brother Leopard finished speaking, he looked up and saw a small box on A Chun's desk, so he walked over and picked it up without saying a word. This action really changed A Chun's expression when he just got up from the ground.

"Hey stop! This is personal privacy! Well, I admit it, I was just cleaning the barrel of the gun."

However, Brother Leopard just pinched the small box with two fingers and looked at him with contempt.

"Hey, who cares about your needlepoint, tell me honestly, what is it?"

"Yes... it's my monocle."

boom!

As soon as A Chun finished speaking, he was punched in the face, and the whole person was in a daze. He was immediately grabbed by Brother Leopard by the collar and pressed the small box to his face.

"When you are stupid, Brother Leopard? The box style of this thing changes the soup but not the medicine. When I proposed, I chose no less than [-]. Can you be a good boy? Proposing to your girlfriend and still twitching here, A manly man, bend your legs and kneel down and you're done."

Brother Leopard recognized that it was an engagement ring at a glance, so he slapped A Chun with hatred for nothing, but with such a snort, all the colleagues in the office heard it.

"What!? Ah Chun asked for marriage! Is it with Mi Ying's sister? I said, Mi Ying is my half-sister, so I must share the dowry, Ah Chun, you can't favor one over another!"

Coaxing is an old tradition of these hair-raising. Mi Ying is also A Chun's girlfriend, and she is also a policewoman in the Guards Bureau. Suddenly, a group of old fritters rushed over to surround A Chun, but they were all surrounded by righteous people Brother Leopard reached out and stopped him.

"Go, go, don't interfere with other people's life events, A-Chun is covered by me, and she's thinking about the bride price before she proposes, so you have to divide me half before you can get your turn, right?"

Although he is indeed protecting the younger brother, the old hooligan-like style still cannot be changed. Of course, this is just a joke.

"Hey, listen to your advice from Brother Leopard. Propose now to avoid having too many nightmares, and while the officers are not here, everyone can go cheer you up together. What a big deal!"

A three-person gang of heroes, not to mention there are so many yang guard police officers behind them, A Chun, who was still hesitating about gains and losses, suddenly swelled with blood, and thick white smoke came out of his nostrils.

"Okay Brother Leopard! No problem, Brother Leopard! I'll go over there!"

"Okay! Very energetic! Brother Leopard will open champagne for you tomorrow!"

After speaking, A-Chun picked up the engagement ring he just bought, and with a majestic presence under the gaze of a group of old men, like a martyr rushing to the front line, he walked towards... the direction of the women's detention center.

That's right, his girlfriend Mi Ying is on duty in the women's detention center today.

"Hey, Brother Leopard, tell me, can he succeed? Mi Ying, that shrew, can really live with such a little white face for a lifetime?"

A group of people surreptitiously crowded around the corner of the passage leading to the women's detention center. Watching A Chun's innocent back disappear into the corner of their field of vision, the old fritters finally showed their prototype.

By the way, Brother Leopard is a thin but very strong leopard of the Felin tribe, A Chun is a cute and petite Cartesian rabbit man, and Mi Ying... is a hoofed tribe with a strong personality and a "broad" mind. .

"Sister Xingxiong only knew about this kind of ghost problem. I said that Ye Changmeng was mostly afraid that he would not only hurt his body but also his feelings. If he is rejected this time, we will save this kid while our big guys and the first aid class are all there. It's not a big problem to come here, if it succeeds..."

When Brother Leopard talked about this, he suddenly shivered with all his colleagues, and involuntarily came up in his mind a picture of a little rabbit trying to push a cart on the ramp. The handle alone is thicker than the limbs of the rabbit. .

"If it succeeds, it can be considered to have eliminated the harm for the people. The big guy gathered two tables to open champagne for A Chun, and then made a pot of turtle ginseng black chicken soup for A Chun to make up for it, wouldn't it be too much?"

"No no no, not too much, too much!"

A group of people frantically shook their heads and agreed with Brother Leopard, and then they all turned their strange eyes to the entrance of the women's detention center.

Boom!

Sure enough, A Chun heard a dull sound of falling to the ground as soon as he entered. These old fritters closed their eyes in reluctance to soothe their conscience.

"Hurry up! Come and go with me to grab A Chun, it's still too late to send him to the first aid class!"

I saw Brother Leopard and another police officer of the Caprini antelope species who were also quick and rushed towards the entrance of the women's detention center, but when he first arrived at the door, Brother Leopard almost slipped on something. .

"Huh? Banana peel?"

Brother Leopard didn't pay much attention to it. He only thought that some police officers with poor quality were throwing peels, and the cleaning staff didn't have time to clean them.

So the people behind stared at the figures of the two police officers and disappeared at the entrance one after the other, and then...

Boom!Boom!

"MD! Mi Ying is too much!! It's okay to bully her little boyfriend, how can even our seniors dare to do something?"

A male police officer of the Fengho tribe was very angry. It was the one who said that Mi Ying was his half-sister just now. I saw him go back to the office and pick up his drapery and explosion-proof shield. A heavy-armed police operator who serves as the core of the team's defense.

"I'm going to teach her a lesson!"

With the equipment blessing, he strode confidently into the entrance of the women's detention room, and then...

dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong! !

A group of people stared dumbfoundedly at him being pushed back by a series of flying bananas. Even the explosion-proof shield couldn't withstand such a continuous impact. In the end, the shield burst in his hand, and then suffered several direct hits from the bananas one after another, and the whole person was bombarded. Gotta hit the wall.

In the end, the heavy-duty police officer fell into a coma in a pile of yellow-white banana puree with a fruity fragrance, and made a heroic "sacrifice".

Not his life, of course, but his dignity,

"Hahahaha, da da da da Bananapa!"

Nengang excitedly mounted his small body behind the wooden cannon, and was able to operate the cannon with ease, while Kong handed her the ammunition chain next to him, and used tape to glue the bananas together to make the bullet chain. .

Judging from her appearance, she is obviously much happier than shooting a gun with a gun. After all, who doesn't want to shoot a big banana in someone's face?

So far, there has been more than one police officer in a heavy suit trying to cover the fire and rushing into the detention center, but without exception, they have all experienced the humiliation of being broken by bananas and their self-esteem, and now they are all lying in the corner opposite the detention center. Unconscious in the mashed banana.

'Banana double-barreled machine gun - I think the limited edition weapon of the boss, a classic creation of the penguin genre, it can only be used by the hands of primates, but after modification, it has been adapted to the double fins of penguins, and can quickly launch bananas Provides powerful firepower. In theory, the more delicious the bananas used as ammunition, the greater the power. Of course, it is based on the taste of the person who was hit by the bananas.

Warning: Overheating the barrel will cause the ammunition to partially melt and shoot out of the breech, and since it is made of wood, it will fall apart and burst into flames when it reaches its limit, making a delicious baked banana pie on the spot. '

'Creepy Biwaibibabu: Cool As the crazy penguin and world-class psychopath who is best at using destruction to break the common sense dilemma for the boss, any damage done by him will deal an additional 50% to the dead destructive power, inflicts an additional 50% pain on creatures, and cools its own pain and mental resistance by 50%. '

From the above attributes, the only thing that can restrict the output of banana power is the overheating of the gun barrel before the bananas in the belly of the angel are used up, but don’t forget, the angel is not really cool, but a gun weapon. A full-specialized Sakota.

It can be seen from the second-skill sweep mode and third-skill overload mode of Neng Angel in the game that she has a thorough understanding of the limit of controlling guns, and can use the Originium Skill to break through the limit, so in fact, the only limitation is The factor is still only banana reserves.

That should be enough to give the cops on duty here a banana bath.

"Texas, I'm starting to understand why you're so dismissive of gangsters."

Lapland sat on the spot with his back against the wall, smoking a slender lady's cigarette that he had taken from the policewoman, and under the lonely smoke circles floating, there were dead and dead pupils.

Times have changed, even a hard-line gangster like her who once advertised glory and was not afraid to sacrifice for her family, if she encounters such an opponent in front of her... then she probably won't be a gangster for the rest of her life.

Because of her legendary resume circulating among her peers, there will probably only be a funny nickname related to bananas left, and from now on, she will be ridiculed by opponents who carry a banana with them.

"..."

When Texas heard the words, he didn't say anything, not because he acquiesced to Lapland's statement, but because he didn't know how to explain it to her.

Should I deny it?But she was really moving closer to herself, so why bother herself.

Does that mean I should admit it?Confess what?This is obviously not a setting that should exist in my three views! ! !

Even with such a breakdown in his heart, Texas still maintains the usual indifferent expression that brings confidence to his teammates, always standing in a favorable position to guard against someone breaking through the firepower and threatening Angel and Kong.

It's just that neither Lapland, who is complaining about himself, nor the able angel who is rushing bananas, has not noticed that the bag of Pocky in Texas has been eaten up, just like some doctors are often missing. sanity solution.

"The firepower is too fierce, Captain! We can't stop it with shields alone. We must have the corresponding advanced Originium skills to have a chance!"

The police officers outside were still trying to break through, and the captain who had heard the battle report looked ashen. If he had heard such a report 10 minutes ago, he would probably have slapped him straight away.

What a joke! ?The equipment that usually protects your life and needs to be trusted with hard work can't stop the bananas thrown by others?Give me a run at the playground!Run enough [-] laps and push up for [-] times!

But now that his own partner is mired in that banana quagmire, who can say such a thing?Isn't this a slap in the face?

"Didn't Chief Xingxiong go to the meeting? Go and ask her for support, and can the surveillance monitor see what's going on in the detention center?"

"Report captain, Ah Shan, who was on duty in the monitoring room, was stunned by a sneak attack with a very professional technique, and has not woken up yet, and the camera in the detention center was also blocked by watercolor bananas and apples. As for Officer Xingxiong, currently Haven't been contacted yet."

"...Damn it, it seems that I can only go to the conference room to report to the superior, and I will bear this punishment!"

Just like the reason why Chen hates the Chief Superintendent, most of the police officers in the Guard Bureau, in addition to civilian jobs, rely on their own force to advance to the top before they receive the management and command skills training of the police officers. There is a huge gap in strength, with the exception of the Chief Superintendent.

So the captain went to report to the police officers, not simply because he wanted the officer to take over the command of the scene to save the situation, but because only they possessed the Originium skills that could compete with them.

However, just when he made this decision and looked at the building where the high-level meeting room of the Guard Bureau was located, a more unexpected thing happened at this time.

Bang!

The outer glass of the conference room on the fifth floor was suddenly smashed by a strong airflow from the implosion, and the glass fragments shocked the entire area of ​​the Guard Bureau, including the office of the consul.

"Damn it! Could it be that it's a slap in the face? Come with me to support the commander!"

The captain made a quick judgment. He felt that he should have thought about it, what strategic value can a mere woman detain in order to let people block the door?But if it was to attract the police force of the Guard Bureau to carry out the beheading plan, it would make sense.

There was no other way. In the end, he could only take most of the staff and rush towards the building of the conference room, leaving only a few trainee police officers here to guard the "martyrs" who were "poisoned" by bananas.

After all, compared to the guy who robbed the detention center with bananas, the person who dared to assassinate all the officers of the Guard Bureau was more threatening.

"That must be the signal of the boss, hurry up Texas, take this opportunity to rush out of the guard station!"

Texas watched Angel jumped from the banana cannon, urging herself to leave, she hesitated a little.

"Don't you need me to stay here to fight? It shouldn't matter if you find your face or something. Anyway, they can find out who is missing in the detention center, right?"

"No, Texas, you will kill people when you participate in the battle, and then you will not be open to the Guard Bureau, but we will never look like this."

It's not really physical death, it's just social.

"What's the matter!? Why is there a bomb! Miss Du, are you all right?"

Although the explosion in the conference room just now was astonishing, it was nothing more than this group of strong guard officers. Some of them responded quickly to block the shock wave for the previously injured Crow Secretary. The only civilian here who won't fight.

Oh no, and the Chief Superintendent's fat chicken... Forget it, as long as the meat is thick enough, it should be able to be cushioned with ripples.

"I, I'm fine..."

The voice of the crow secretary known as Miss Du is very weak. Even if there is no explosion, she is so humiliated and injured in front of a group of big men, I am afraid that she will not be able to cross this threshold for a while.

Fortunately, the expression on the sooty bird's face was only understood by Li Boli's family.

"Hey boy! Stay away from that crow, you... um, it's a mammal anyway!"