No, You Never Watch the Plot when You Play Games!

"Congratulations on your journey to the famous game Dina Fantasy. Now here are two news to tell you."
"As usual, let's say the bad news first."
"There is no player (protagonist) here."
"Oh my god! This means that the crimson dragon, the elf village chief in the forest, the eldest princess of the central empire, and the Vulcan nun will all go black because of the plot."
"What about the good news?"
"They were all killed by me."