Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Then Mrs. Kai hates me because of this?" After passing the level of W, Lao Li breathed a sigh of relief. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. It is really a bit strange for the little devil W to think about it. trouble.

"If you don't believe me, go ask her yourself!" W rolled his eyes and entangled Lao Li again.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" For the cockroach girl who loves to cuddle, Lao Li has already given up treatment. "I said, why did you cuddle again? You are a girl, can you be more reserved?"

"It seems that you have a good relationship with the old woman?" W's red eyes flickered with malicious light, "I said, you and Kelsey haven't kissed before, right?"

"kei...what the hell?" Lao Li couldn't understand this foreign code at all.

"Hey, it looks like it's gone." W smirked, and suddenly stretched out his hand to lock Lao Li's chin, and then poked his head, and with the momentum of thunder and jingle, he gnawed on Lao Li's chin with a "hang chi". On Li's mouth.

Why is this sound effect you ask?

Nonsense, how could this cockroach girl kiss properly?She used all her strength to bite Lao Li's lips with her sharp white teeth, and she saw blood at that time.

Lao Li's eyes widened in an instant, not because of pain, but because of shock, God is pitiful, even after he married Xiao Tian'er back then, he only dared to hide under the blanket and gnawed a few bites, and even touched it like a dragonfly. Running, just this can be beautiful for a long time, but now in broad daylight, broad daylight, and unobstructed, W just gnaws on it. Although it is a posture of eating meat, it is still a girl after all, and the lips are still attached. soft.

Lao Li didn't have a heart attack on the spot, so he is in good health!

"Hahahahaha, look at your expression, it's really ugly, like a fledgling little virgin, can you be regarded as the evil spirit of the Tower of Babel?" W, who succeeded in sneak attack, laughed wildly and licked Licking the blood that belonged to Lao Li at the corner of his mouth, he raised his hand and pointed at himself with a thumbs up, with a Dio look on his face, "How about it, the person you kissed for the first time was not the old lady Kelsey, but me W!"

"Bah!" Lao Li wiped his mouth, his hands were bright red, and he was furious, "You fucking..."

"I suggest you look over there first!" W pointed to the door of the tent.

As soon as Lao Li turned his head, he saw that Yaye had killed his carbine at some point. At this time, the girl looked indifferent, her eyes seemed to be looking at a talking corpse. side.

As for who is on the other side of the phone, you can guess it with your butt.

"No, girl, why do you..."

Yaye didn't speak, just turned the phone over silently, and as expected, there was Kelsey's gloomy little face on the opposite side: "I said Li Yunlong, are you fucking speaking ill of me behind my back again?"

Old Li, who had just been gnawed by W, had a guilty conscience, but when Kelxi asked him this question, he immediately flew into a rage: "Who's a bastard who made a small report on me?"

"Don't blame others, I guess, I'll sneeze whenever you speak ill of me, and I'll sneeze whenever you speak ill of me." Kelsey rubbed her nose as she spoke, seeming to have some aftereffects, as if she was completely fine. I paid attention to the matter of Lao Li and W, but the next second proved that Lao Li was too optimistic, "Li Yunlong, I have a question for you to consult, are W's lips soft?"

bang bang dong!

Lao Li didn't know how to answer this kind of death question.

"Hi, this is W, long time no see, old woman, how is your health recently, do you suffer from menopausal syndrome, irregular menstruation, uterine cancer, breast cancer? If not, it would be a pity, I am very sorry It's a pity to see that you are still alive and kicking around!" W, who was familiar with himself, lay on Lao Li's shoulder again, and greeted Kelsey, provocative, and his smile was brighter than flowers, and he spoke But extremely vicious, "Now Dr. Li Da's first kiss is mine, are you envious, jealous? Don't worry, for the sake of getting to know each other, I will write an [-]-word experience for you later. , happiness should be shared with everyone!"

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"Thank you for your concern. My health is indeed not very good, but there should be no problem if I live long enough to send you away." Kelsey looked indifferent. In the eyes of Lao Li, who had a ghost in his heart, it was terrifying like a Shura ghost, " We are all old friends, how about this, the next time you come to Rhodes Island by our transport plane, let me do my best to entertain you, an old friend, do you like steamed, braised or fried ?”

"Hey, when did you know how to cook, old lady?" W put on a surprised expression, "I remember that last time you were forced to go to the kitchen by His Royal Highness, and you ended up cutting fifteen cuts in your hand. Is there a lump of coal?"

"I really don't know how to cook." Kelsey's face became more gloomy, "But I still have a lot of experience in how to cook cockroaches."

"I didn't even know that you were a good doctor and changed your career to produce cockroach medicine."

"Yeah, I just came up with a new type of cockroach killer recently. Not only is it highly toxic, it seals the throat with blood, but it also tastes delicious. Do you want to try it?"

"I haven't seen you for three years, old woman, your speaking skills have improved?" W hurriedly changed the subject, so as not to get entangled in the American cockroach, "You suddenly don't speak riddles, I'm still not used to it, and you are serious , you two are really getting together, right? Then should I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, give birth to a precious son early, and grow old together... No, you are already old. It's so miserable, you can't die with peace!"

"You don't need to worry about our relationship." Kelsey clenched her fists, "As for what Teresia thinks, why don't I send you to see her now, and you can ask me in person? "

"You fucking..." Now W couldn't laugh anymore. Originally, she wanted to break Kelsey's defense by talking about Teresia, but she never thought that the old lynx would look indifferent, Instead, let W himself break through the defense first - when we agreed to push His Highness alone together, why did you betray the organization first?

The phone screen between the two women is full of gunpowder, and Lao Li is caught in the middle, and he dare not say anything, dare not ask questions, and originally wanted to hold down W, the little expert who is so hot To break the rule of not beating women, at least she has to be smoked so that she can't get off the kang for three days, and then the hatred in her heart can be relieved. As a result, she dare not even move now, for fear that she will be aroused if she moves a little. Come to Mrs. Kay's attention.

Lao Li also couldn't understand why he was so afraid of the big lynx at the moment. He felt more cowardly than seeing the brigade commander. It stands to reason that he, a bold male chauvinist, shouldn't be afraid of his wife, and he is indeed not afraid. When he quarreled with Xiao Tian'er in the past, when was it not for a group of old comrades in the background to push him, he could pull himself off and apologize?Besides, Mrs. Kai is not our old Li's wife now. She has no organization's consent and no certificate, so there is something... unclear about each other. Don't say anything about it. She didn't even get ink on her, so why should we be afraid of her?

But that being said, he is really not afraid of Kelsey yelling at people, at worst, he yells back. He has never lost a war or quarrel, but like now, the big lynx has a sullen face and does not yell or swear. It is a whole storm In the tranquility before, Lao Li's overwhelming guts couldn't help convulsing a little.

"Old woman, did you make a fucking mistake?" W finally let go of the innocent old Li after being overwhelmed, jumped out of bed and rushed over to snatch the phone, and lined up with Kelsey alone, "It's this bastard who killed me!" Your Highness Teresia, it’s fine if you don’t kill him to avenge His Highness, but you still have the face to flirt with him? Your rotten brain has finally been completely transferred to the lower body of your desire and dissatisfaction, and the one used to be stabbed by men Has the hole assimilated?"

"Yaye, go and help the doctor treat the wound. I was bitten by such a foul-mouthed woman. I'm afraid I'll be infected with some terrible virus." Kelsey completely ignored W's foul words and talked to the mercenary girl. Cursing at each other, that's really self-inflicted, W can greet you all the way from the eighteenth generation of your ancestors to your promotion tool, but anyone with a bit of integrity can't hold back this face.

"Damn old woman, don't change the subject!"

"I see, do you have any questions?"

"Did you see it? Haha...ha... did you see it?" W felt as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world, and his whole face was distorted, "Three years! Your Highness has been gone for three years! You know me How did you live these three years?! Do you know?!! You ungrateful stinky bitch!! A bitch who can’t close his legs when he sees a man!! You two go to die together, bastard!!”

The stimulated W was about to smash the phone with his backhand to vent his anger, but as soon as he raised his little hand, Yaye quickly snatched the phone away.

This time it is not only shrimp, but also some pig heart.

"You fucking @&?%*#$..." W, whose mentality had completely collapsed, left a string of unspeakable obscenities, and fled in a little embarrassment.

"Li Yunlong?" Lao Li was still in the dark, when he heard Kelsey stop drinking on the phone, his whole body trembled like an electric shock.

"No, Mrs. Kai, listen to my explanation..." Lao Li quickly snatched the phone from Yaye, jumping off the bed in a hurry.

"What isn't it?"

"Oh, we really didn't mean that, it's all about that little girl..."

"Okay, don't explain anymore, I'm not blind yet, I really don't blame you for this, move your mouth closer and let me see... Tsk, she smacked hard enough, she didn't tear off half of her face for you Show mercy."

When Lao Li heard the first half, his heart became cold. When Xiao Tianer refused to let him explain, it was basically the beginning of the cold war between husband and wife. Unexpectedly, Kalxi's attitude in the second half turned 180 degrees. He Quickly piled up a faceless smiling face, cheerfully leaned towards the camera like a pug, and just relaxed at this moment, he realized that his mouth hurt so badly that it hurt half of his face He twitched, so he laughed like he was crying: "Hiss... Damn, I have fought all my life and rolled in the palace of the King of Hades three times, and I am actually a little bitch. The bad luck... Mrs. Kai, you really don't blame us?"

"Why, in your Li Yunlong's eyes, am I that kind of unreasonable woman?" Kelsey on the phone had a smirk on her face, but it's a pity that Lao Li's mouth was in front of the camera and he couldn't see it at all, "Besides, You have nothing to do with me, if you really kiss her, why should I be angry?"

"Anyway, I don't think you are unreasonable..."

"Yaye, in a while, sterilize him with salt water first, and then give him medicine. Use the most irritating ones. If you are seriously ill, take strong medicine, and he will recover quickly!"

"Okay!" Yaye responded with joy, she had always thought that Lao Li was not pleasing to the eye, and this wave was ordered to torment her stepfather.

"Hey don't don't don't don't, political commissar Kai calm down, calm down, our old Li is just joking with you, why do you take it seriously?" Lao Li hurriedly begged for mercy with an old face, "What is the relationship between us, isn't it? Do you deserve to be angry because of such a trivial matter? If it is really impossible, you can also scold our old Li to calm down?"

"With your thick skin, I call you a waste of saliva and emotion!" Kelsey rolled her eyes angrily, "I didn't expect you, a big man, to be afraid of taking medicine, but it's useless if you are afraid, Today your mouth has to be stitched a few stitches. Put the phone aside first, and Yaye prepares the needle and thread, and sews beauty stitches for him. The stitches should be denser. Let’s start with fifteen stitches. Just watch the stitches and don’t leave any scars. From now on, his face will still be the face of Rhodes Island."

"Guaranteed to complete the task!!" Yaye immediately went to rummage through the box and hummed a little song happily. She didn't know that she was going to celebrate the holiday.

"I'm talking about Mrs. Kai, so don't worry about it. We're an old man, and we don't rely on our face to make a living, so it's almost enough." Yaye flew up with joy, but Lao Li couldn't be happy at all. When he was shot and bayoneted, he promised not to blink his eyes, anyway, the pain was only a little bit, but if he had to sit still and get a dozen needles, he would get goosebumps just thinking about it.

"Yaye, [-] stitches, this is an exam for you!"

"Good teacher!"

"It's not you... don't we all say that it's almost enough?"

"If you want to say more, I'll ask Yaye to give you ten more stitches!"

"Teacher, I really can't do this!" Now even Yaye raised objections, but it wasn't because she felt sorry for Lao Li, "The wounds are less than one centimeter in total, you just beat me to death. I can't sew thirty stitches either."

"Hmm, I'm just trying to scare him, and I can't see clearly here, you can just sew him up in the normal way." Kelsey, who was demolished, coughed dryly, and then gave Lao Li a hard look, "What are you laughing at? What's so ridiculous? Even if you can't see clearly through the camera, your broken mouth will have to receive at least fifteen needles!"

"Well... Do you think we can discuss it?"

"It's not negotiable. You are a doctor and I am a doctor? Didn't you say that it is almost enough? This is almost the same. If you are still not satisfied, you can ask Yaye to deal with it temporarily. I will let the plane pick you up later and return to Luoyang." Come to Tokushima, how about I treat you with my own hands?"

"That won't work. Airplanes are used to transport supplies. Our old Li can't do this specialization!" Lao Li quickly refused, and then he hesitated again, "The little girl said just now... ..."

"Want to ask about Teresia?" Kelsey squeezed the center of her brows with a headache. She had been avoiding related questions before, not because she was really addicted to riddles, but because she didn't know how to deal with it With this complicated relationship, on the one hand, she couldn't deny her feelings for Lao Li and the "doctor". During the wasted years, she had only loved such a man, and she hadn't even had any other false loves. He would not waste his energy on such boring hormonal impulses, but on the other hand, it was an unavoidable fact that "Doctor" killed Teresia himself.

Who is more important, boyfriend or best friend? This scale is not established in Kelsey's mind. In her eyes, the two are not comparable at all. She also wants someone to tell herself what to do. Do, unfortunately this person does not exist.So she can only hypnotize herself, choose to bury all the past, and force herself to forget Teresia and the person who has passed away, and put all her body and mind on the person who is still alive.

She didn't dare to think about it, she didn't dare to think about the picture of Teresia lying on the ground covered in blood, otherwise she was afraid that she couldn't help but kill Lao Li.

But this secret was finally revealed by W.

But who can say that this is not Kelsey's intention to let Lao Li keep W's life?I'm afraid even Kelsey herself can't understand it.

"Well... If you don't want to talk about it, then just pretend we didn't ask. Anyway, she's been dead for several years, so it's nothing." Seeing that something was wrong, Lao Li wanted to avoid the thunder.

"I hate you..." Kelsey opened her lips lightly, and weakly spit out the unexpected but reasonable three words, "If possible, I will take revenge on you, even kill you... Ha, now that I say these words, even I don’t believe it myself, do you think I will kill you to avenge Teresia?”

Kelsey seemed to have aged dozens of years in an instant. Although she still had that delicate face that defies the laws of nature, everyone could feel the exhaustion in her heart. The only thing left in her emerald-like eyes was weakness. , the last time I saw her fragile eyes like this, when I was still confused, this weakness reminded Lao Li of the fragile nature of this woman, just like her name, she looks like crystal indestructible on the outside, but in fact only With a light tap, cracks will spread all over, and even shatter into a piece of scum.

The stronger she is, the more fragile she is - the essence of this woman, Kelsey, can be said to perfectly implement this adage she often talks about.

"Well...how about we stop talking about this?" Lao Li felt that the relationship between himself and Mrs. Kai, who was already very close, had been pulled far and far apart just like that, which seemed closer than when the two first met. much farther.

"Well... listen to you." Kelsey nodded meekly, but felt a lot more alienated, "I want to rest early at night, if there is nothing important, I will also suspend the routine call tonight .”

"Success, then take a good rest and take care of your body..."

Kelsey cut off the communication directly and didn't reply.

"Hey, what's this all about? Why are you making such a fuss? It seems that I, Li Yunlong, are the only ones doing it?" Lao Li didn't know whether he was angry or something else at the moment. Pat thighs.

"Okay, lie down." Yaye ordered things with a medical tray in his hand. Lao Li, who is a little weak now, can only lie down obediently. The slender curved needle dangled in front of Lao Li, and his voice sounded a bit weird through the mask, "Listen, I don't care about your past, but if you dare to do something to sorry Teacher Kelxi in the future, Then don’t blame me for being rude.”

After speaking, the girl was stabbed with a needle.

"Hiss... can you be gentle, girl? I'm a human mouth, you're fucking sucking the soles of your shoes?"

"Don't speak suddenly...well, it's crooked, and you're getting an injection in vain."

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The next day, Lao Li's mouth was swollen into a pig's mouth, and he didn't know whether he was pricked by Ya Ye or infected by the bacteria and virus in W's mouth.

"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Shuang Xing, who routinely came to deliver breakfast to Lao Li, laughed so hard that he clutched his stomach and rolled back and forth on Lao Li's bed. It should be an ice sculpture beauty, but now it seems that it is clearly A sand sculpture beauty.

Lao Li was also depressed. He found that the more serious the girls around him were, the more they had the potential to be sand sculptures. Linguang seemed to be particularly easy to bully. A tendon that is too good at making sharp turns, Kelxi, a strong woman who has been unsmiling for thousands of years, has to be naughty from time to time. This is still an occasional self-release. "'s false shell.

When they met for the first time and were not familiar with her, because of the air-conditioning on her body, most people would probably think that this white rabbit is the kind of super iceberg beauty who always keeps a cold face and bursts out after a few words.However, as long as you actually get in touch, you will find that this girl is not only not an iceberg, but also the kind who talks a lot, and can chat with you for a long time. The persona of a melancholic beauty.

However, once the two of you get to know each other thoroughly, and the girl's reserve becomes a burden... the unintelligible white creature that is still wriggling on the bed will tell you how detached this girl's true character is.

——Carrying a lot of spicy candy on his body at all times, ready to tease others, where do you think this white rabbit can go seriously?

If you want Lao Li to judge, then Shuang Xing is a Huang who is overwhelmed by the burden of life. The most essential parts of the two characters are almost the same. They are both skinny and like to be lively. Together, Frost Star's unapproachable image is entirely caused by her beautiful and cold body, and the heavy pressure of living in the wasteland also determines that she can't be full, hungry, and heartless like Huang. This makes the two people have a little difference in their personalities.

But at least on Lao Li's side, she can unscrupulously liberate her nature.

"I got more than a dozen injections in my mouth, and you still have a smile on your face? If you didn't want to save me, I wouldn't have to... hiss!" Lao Li, whose mouth was swollen to the ground, touched the wound as soon as he spoke. , trembling from the pain.

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect her to...hahahahaha!!!" Although Lao Li was seriously injured, as long as he thought of the reason for her injury, Shuangxing would have no sympathy at all, and the only thing left was funny.

"I said, is there such a girl like you in the world? Seeing that my brother is in trouble, it's fine if he doesn't help. He runs faster than anyone else. I really love you for nothing!" The location of the wound bitten by W is really delicate, Lao Li can talk about it as long as he talks, but he can't keep his mouth shut. He wants to rub it with his hands but dare not move. It's very uncomfortable, it's terribly tight.

So I said, he is not afraid of being stabbed or shot, and the pain is only a moment. What Li Yunlong can't bear is this kind of long torture.

"Hahaha... I'm sorry..." Shuang Xing stumbled over, clutching his stomach full of laughter, and barely sat down on the table, then opened his lips lightly, and a precisely controlled cold air blew on Lao Li's mouth, penetrating through the gauze A just-right cold compress was applied to the wound, the scorching nerves were paralyzed by the low-temperature cooling, and the burning pain instantly eased a lot, "How is it, brother, is it better?"

"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore, it's really good!" Lao Li immediately took off the pain mask, and his brows were beaming with joy, "Sister, you really have a way, I feel that this wound is about to hurt a little again, if it doesn't work, you can give us another Take a breath."