Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"No, I can't blow it anymore. I don't know medical skills. What if the wound healing is delayed? This is a wound on the face. If it becomes disfigured, sister-in-law will have to fight for me? Brother, you are also a seven-foot man Man, bear with it and it will pass. If you really can’t bear it, it’s better to go to the doctor to prescribe some painkillers than to ask me. I can’t lie down in front of you like coaxing a child and keep blowing on you. "Shuang Xing shook her head again and again. Her trick was originally used to help the wounded soldiers relieve their pain when the guerrillas had them. It was actually a means of hospice care, because the wounded who needed her to use this method to relieve pain, In the environment of lack of medical treatment and medicine, it is basically hopeless.

"Oh, let's do it. It seems that we can only endure it." The painkillers are all for the wounded in the hospital. Even if he doesn't consider the issue of face, it is impossible for Lao Li to prescribe the medicine. He has always set an example Against private use of public equipment.

"Brother, wait a minute, I'll find you a straw." With Lao Li's appearance, he definitely couldn't eat well, so he could only drink gruel and liquid food.

"Don't worry, just sit down first, we don't have much appetite now anyway." If W makes such a mess, even a big-bellied man like Lao Li who can eat several steamed buns at a meal will not be a little bit at the moment. He lost his appetite, Kelsey's reaction made him uneasy, and the dark history revealed by W also made him full of doubts. Although he didn't want to help the "doctor" take too much blame, since the question It's impossible for him not to think about it at all.

He is the kind of person who seems careless and careless on the surface, but when it comes to key issues, he can think more carefully than a woman, and what W reveals may be able to play with his life. How heartless can be regarded as nothing hear?

Mrs. Kai said "I hate you" bluntly, although it sounds a bit angry... Anyway, Lao Li has no idea.

When I hung up the communication yesterday, Kelsey's expression...is not very easy to describe in words. In short, it is not surprising that she hung up the phone and immediately found a place to cut her wrists and commit suicide. Lao Li still remembers it clearly , to be honest, he doesn’t care about W and Teresia no matter what, the former is currently a tool person, while the latter has been dead for three years, and her ideas are also contrary to Lao Li, which is typical With the right-leaning opportunist line, the future Rhodes Island and the revolutionary team will inevitably discard it, take the essence and discard the dross, and Lao Li doesn't even intend to let his little bastard inherit any bullshit throne, so her existence is simply irrelevant.

But if Kelsey has any troubles because of this incident, Li Yunlong will regret it. That woman is sensitive and fragile, and she always likes to keep things in her heart. If she can't think about it suddenly, she will commit suicide ...

Just thinking about it makes Lao Li feel cold all over his body. In just a few days, he has gotten used to the feeling of Mrs. Kai, a difficult woman, nagging beside him. He really can't imagine that Kelsey suddenly disappears. future scenarios.

As the saying goes, a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea, no matter how careful Lao Li is, it is impossible to understand Mrs. Kai's mind at this moment. He has never really understood a woman's mind in his life, so he can only ask Shuang Xing for help.

Lao Li then recounted everything that happened after Shuangxing left yesterday.

"Teresia... I remember hearing my father talk about her, she seems to be the queen of the Sarkaz people?" Frost star scratched her face in some embarrassment. She couldn't figure out Kai's words just based on what Lao Li said. What Erxi is thinking at this moment, God is sorry, she, a young girl who has never even been in love, is here to provide guidance on the love between two middle-aged people, is this reasonable?This is very unreasonable, okay, "But you just say that, I don't understand what kind of grievances you had three years ago, or...Brother, you might as well go back to Rhodes Island and ask sister-in-law face to face. If you have anything to say, wouldn't you two have an open and honest talk face to face?"

"Nonsense, if I have the guts to go back to see her, why don't you say it? You didn't listen to what the woman said? She hates me and wants to take revenge on me. Now let me go back. Are you sure you don't want me to die?"

"To be reasonable, I think sister-in-law's words are all angry."

"I also think it's all angry words, but what if there is a chance? You don't know, there is something wrong with that woman 'here', she said she is almost better, but I still feel a little uncertain .”

Lao Li knocked himself on the head. Kelsey's mental problem was also a hurdle in his heart. He still remembered how Kelsey went crazy and unreasonable a few times before.

"Then what should we do? You have to clear up any misunderstandings, right? If sister-in-law has mental problems, you should be more in need of understanding at this time..." At this point, Shuang Xing suddenly stopped, and then raised his hand to pat himself She was in a good mood at first, and now she is following Lao Li to suppress the cloud, "Well, I don't have the face to talk about you, Tallulah is also thinking about something in her head now, I still want you Help me solve her problem."

"Ah!!" Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Lao Li is worried about his wife and Shuang Xing is worried about his sister. Song.

"Hey, what are you two doing, worrying about life's major events?" At the moment when Lao Li and Shuang Xing were worrying, the culprit who caused all this, W, came uninvited like a normal person, and he was very familiar with him. Sitting down at the table, he pulled all the breakfast that belonged to Lao Li in front of him, "Not bad, it's still hot, I haven't eaten yet, I guess you two can't eat anything, then I'll be rude , so as not to waste food! It’s not bad, the taste is quite good. I remember that we hijacked a car in Kazdale before. I don’t know why we had to detour to transport the dog food to Casimir. That bitch Ines still ate it with gusto Son... have you ever eaten dog food?"

"Give me such a big bite on the mouth, you still have the guts to hang out in front of me? Are you afraid that I will beat you?" Old Li Bai glanced at her, and he had no intention of getting angry with this shameless mercenary girl.

"I'm sorry, at worst, after you remove the stitches, I'll give you another serious kiss, an ancient Gallic kiss!" W said nonchalantly, as a mercenary, as long as she can get enough Benefits, betraying her hue is not a big deal, but so far, when encountering a situation that requires her to sell her hue, a bomb is better to solve the problem, "If you are tired of Kelsey that old woman, just say Say, it’s okay to sleep with you for one night, don’t look at me like this, I’m still a virgin, you’ve made a lot of money, Dr. Li Da!”

"Go, go, go, what a girl is talking nonsense, can you love yourself a little bit?" This dirty joke really made Lao Li a little overwhelmed. As the commander of the combat unit, he hadn't had much contact with the rear work, but He had heard from Lao Zhao that some prostitutes liberated from the Kuomintang-controlled areas were like W, who would always talk about their bodies, which made it very difficult for the political and education cadres. You must know that many of these cadres are still bachelors.

Thinking of this, Lao Li has a little more sympathy for W besides hating him. It is impossible for a good family to raise girls who do not love themselves at all. Isn’t the reason why these female dolls degenerate like this is because life forces them to do so?

Before, Tallulah only focused on the quality of human nature, without considering the objective environment that caused human nature to be good or bad.

"Hey, I'm not mistaken, are you fucking blushing? I said, I thought it was weird before, you are wrapped in that coat that I don't know if it has been washed all day, and you look so shameful." It looks like, it shouldn't be... In fact, you are still a young girl who has never tasted women, right?" Old Li's reaction made W laugh wildly, "It's terrible, it's terrible, it seems that you are also a man of your age , is actually an old virgin, which makes me feel a little sympathetic to you, or else I will reluctantly stay with you for one night, no charge!"

"Fucking nonsense, I have a wife!" Lao Li immediately argued with his neck thick as it was a matter of a man's dignity.

"You have a wife? You can fool others but you can't fool me. The old woman Kelsey and you are boyfriend and girlfriend at best. She is also a staid millennium old maid. I don't believe that she will sleep with you before marriage. If You dare to say that it is Your Highness Teresia, be careful I will blow up your lifeline!" W's smile became dangerous, and she didn't take her own body seriously, but whoever dares to make jokes about Teresia and make insulting remarks , then she will definitely do what she says.

"Don't worry about it, it has nothing to do with the two of them. I don't bother to tell you whoever I am. You know that we have had a wife. I will accept your crooked thoughts." Lao Li was so excited, The wound was pulled again, and the whole face twitched, "Hiss... Damn, look at you being bitten by me. I said you are a girl after all, why are you like a dog?"

"Please, this is my first kiss, I'm at a loss, okay?" W raised his head, not ashamed, but proud.

"Then I don't care, you gnawed it up yourself, and I didn't beg you!" Lao Li waved his hand, and played his hooligan spirit to play a rogue. As far as the virtue of W is concerned, this matter cannot be accepted, " Now Mrs. Kai is making you depressed, you have to give me a way to solve the problem, or you won’t be able to leave today.”

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"I knew that old lynx was pretending to smile, can she see it? If she can really see it, then she won't be called Kelsey." W raised his eyebrows, not surprisingly, she was also herself at the beginning Breaking my own defenses, my head was clouded with anger, and I realized when I turned around that Kelxi is such a sentimental person, I am afraid that she is the most despised person, "Don't say it, I came to you this time, why not?" It is to solve this problem.”

"Hey, how can you be so kind?" Lao Li couldn't believe W's mouth, "Then tell me, what good idea do you have?"

"It's simple, just kill yourself." Sure enough, W couldn't say anything good, "If you commit suicide, His Highness can rest in peace, old lady Kai doesn't have to worry about it, and the old lady feels relieved, killing three birds with one stone, isn't it?" Isn't it beautiful?"

"It seems to make sense..." The corner of Lao Li's mouth twitched, and his mouth trembled from the pain.

"Sure enough, he understands righteousness. He deserves to be called the undead man of the Tower of Babel. Of course, I won't let you die in vain. You have to be moral when you come out. As long as you kill yourself now, I will take Ine with you." Shedley and my Sarkaz veterans defected to Rhodes Island to strengthen your strength. As for that old woman Kelsey, I will refrain from killing her because of your sacrifice. As for your personal Compensation, I said it just now, sleep with you for one night, use the old saying of Yan Kingdom, peony flowers die, ghosts are also romantic, reasonable, with the beauty of an old lady, at least this number must be the first night, now it is free Give it to you, you are not at a loss, hurry up and die, how about I help you?"

"Sounds like a pretty good idea."

"Really, do you need help? A knife, poison, or a rope for hanging? I have everything here, as long as you ask, I guarantee the service is in place!"

"Hey!" Old Li smiled innocently.

"Hey!" W also laughed.

Shuang Xing was already pinching her brows from behind, she knew that W came here purely for the sake of fighting.

"Fart!!" Lao Li raised his hand and slapped W on the back of the head. If he didn't slap him, he wouldn't be Li Yunlong. What the hell are you thinking? I didn’t take care of you yesterday, so I gave you back, didn’t I? Ouch! Hiss... wait, if I don’t blow your ass out today, you won’t be able to get off the kang for three days , I’m afraid you don’t know how many eyes Prince Ma has!”

The machismo Lao Li has always insisted on not hitting women, but now he finds that before he could resist hitting women, it was because all the women he met were good women, but now, some women don’t smoke, fearing that they will The house was exposed.

He had already held back his anger towards W, but now this girl came to make up the flames again, it was like an old birthday star hanged himself—it was too boring.

If you don't smoke a meal, save it for the New Year?

"Hey?" W didn't react, and was thrown onto the bed by Lao Li's horns. He was still holding the half-eaten Lieba in his hand. He was struggling to get up, but Lao Li cut his left hand backwards. It was held down.

Gan!

This is W's last thought because only one hand can move, which makes getting up slower.

In the next second, Lao Li swung his cattail fan in a 360-degree circle and slapped her buttocks. The loud physical collision sound made those who heard it sad and cried.

"Hey~~!!" The whistling wind when Lao Li slapped him down, and the subsequent screams of W, made the onlookers Shuang Xing couldn't help but shiver all over, and felt goosebumps all over her body. I finally understand what it means to empathize. Although W is a bastard who is no less annoying than Mephisto, the kind white rabbit can't help but close his eyes, and mourn W sincerely for three seconds in his heart.

After the silence, the girl opened her eyes, raised her hand and grabbed a piece of Liba who W hadn't moved her mouth, raised her feet on the chair, hugged her knees and curled up cutely, watching Lao Li and W's performance, He gnawed with gusto.

——To be reasonable, it's really cool to see a bitch being beaten!

"Ah?! You bastard!!" The pain-sensing nerves on the human buttocks are even more sensitive than the face. Knowing that the body of the Terrans is strong and indestructible, Lao Li's slap is also [-]% water-free, no matter how hard it is With so much force, there was a "snap" through the tight jeans and the small skirt. Even a mercenary like W who rolled over on the tip of a knife couldn't restrain his physical reaction. Tears flowed down at that time, "How dare you Dare to hit me? Even my father never hit me!"

"I said you're so incompetent?" Old Li's hands felt a little numb after the twitch, he moved his fingers, spit on the palm of his hand, and slapped his backhand again, "Since your father won't teach you, then I Just help her teach you!"

"Ah!!!" Before he could recover from the slap, another slap was slapped on his hot butt, W screamed louder, and couldn't help it.

Lao Li's slap was also practiced by many talents. What he pays attention to is that a slap hurts his heart. In the world of martial arts, it is definitely a unique skill. It may be called "Ten Slaps of the Dragon". How can this be tolerated? live?

"I told you to be weird here?"

"I'm fucking damn... ah!!!"

"I told you to hold fire?"

"You bastard... ah!!!"

"Still sowing discord?"

"You wait for my old lady, I'll kill you sooner or later... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"And let me commit suicide?"

"Ah!!! Don't fight, I surrender...Ah!!!"

"Return her mother to bite me?"

"Ah!!! Frost Star, help...Ah!!!"

"Still sleeping with me? Why do you think I'm so rare? I don't even want change!!"

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

"I don't dare anymore...Ahhh!!!"

The anger accumulated by Lao Li from the first time he saw W finally MAX, all vented on the girl's upturned little buttocks in this round of slaps, Lao Li, who never beat women, no longer feels sorry for her. W, this girl is relying on someone to save her life, she can't be arrogant, she doesn't treat herself as an outsider at all, if she doesn't teach her a profound lesson, sooner or later she will kick her nose in the face and ride on our old Li's neck Shit, can this be tolerated?

If you want Lao Li to say, it’s not good for a child to die, most of them are used to it, and they have to be smoked. The kingslayer made Kelsey smoked, and now he behaves like a husky who only sees the bottom of his slippers. This W obviously also suffered a few less beatings.

Listen to what she said, her father never beat her, but Fan had suffered a few big ear-scratching meals when she was a child, why did she look crooked like this?

——This won’t bring people over, will it?

Lao Li's slap is wide and big, and the technique is very particular. With this slap, W's buttocks are basically covered with rain and dew. The powerful Vajra Palm crackles like raindrops, and the girl doesn't even have a chance to catch a breath. No, the nerves in the buttocks are extremely sensitive, and they can't even be numb from the pain. They can only be hit by the pain that beats the central nervous system. At first, W was able to yell and swear in spite of himself, but after about twenty or so slaps, he cried so badly that he even threw away his face and begged for mercy. , the screams were much weaker, and the sound effect... gradually became more subtle.

If an uninformed person passed by the tent, they might think that Lao Li was playing some kind of stimulating game between adults with W.

Watching W being whipped, Shuang Xing was originally gloating and relishing watching W. She had a poor appetite due to physical problems, but she ate the remaining two pieces of Liba without knowing it. , she can eat enough to eat a piece, she is really a little food-saving expert, but now seeing that W is about to be pumped by Lao Li, the kind-hearted her is aroused with compassion again, jumping off the chair to stop her Lao Li.

"Okay, okay, I think she should have learned her lesson, and you've calmed down, haven't you?" Shuang Xing stepped forward to stand between Lao Li and W. Lao Li's hands hurt from twitching, so he went downhill. The donkey let go of the W. These hands belonged to the "doctor" were thin and tender. At first glance, they had never held a knife or gun or done farm work. There was no calluses on the palms of their hands. The so-called effect of force is reciprocal. W’s little butt has good elasticity. When he pulls it up, it looks like he has a layer of anti-injury armor. The force of the rebound is so strong that Lao Li’s palms are numb. At this moment, his right hand is basically No consciousness anymore.

As soon as Lao Li let go, W, which had been softened into a puddle of mud, slipped directly to the ground. Shuang Xing made a look, and Lao Li had no choice but to bend down, pass through the back and legs, and let the snot and tears flow W was hugged horizontally, and was about to put it on the bed, but just as W's butt touched the bed, he bounced up reflexively, hugging Lao Li and refusing to let go, tears and snot all over Lao Li's face: "Don't let it go... it hurts, my butt hurts!"

It's not that I can't get off the kang for three days, it's that I can't get on the kang for three days.

"Pfft!" Shuang Xing laughed very unkindly, and seeing W's misery, he held back with difficulty, "Brother, you are really good, you really beat yourself to death? She is an adult I was beaten like this by you, if you and your sister-in-law have children in the future, I have to worry about the lives of my nephews and nieces."

"She asked for it!" Lao Li has no regrets at all. W, a dead pig, is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. It's not her virtue!"

In the past, the education of the six little bastards in the family became a knot in Lao Li's heart after he was resurrected from the dead. Amiya and Little Red Cub awakened the father's love that had never been awakened at all. He felt that he was very sorry to Xiao Tianer and the children in the family before, and it would be nonsense to say that he should compensate them. This is two worlds apart, and no matter how beautifully he put it, it would be empty guns, and Lao Li never played such a fool. Nutritious, so he can only secretly make up his mind that if he marries a wife and has children in the future, he will definitely not be the same as before. He is busy with work and does not care about his family at all. You have to teach well.

"So you don't deny that you will have a child with your sister-in-law?" Shuang Xing smiled narrowly.

"Go, go, you don't know which mother-in-law your sister-in-law is in. Who said that Mrs. Kai is your sister-in-law?" Lao Li, who had a lawsuit on his forehead, realized it and blushed.

In the end, Lao Li hugged W's small waist, and carefully placed the little girl face down on the bed. Seeing her in severe pain, a piece of ice brick of appropriate size condensed in Frost Star's hands, and covered it on the bed through his trousers. W on the ass.

Wearing a mask of pain, W's expression eased, and then he immediately turned his head and stared at Lao Li with grinning teeth: "You bastard, I won't let you go!!"

"It seems that I still owe a few slaps?" Lao Li raised his eyebrows and raised his big palm fan.

When W saw the big red hand, he immediately shrank his neck, as if he had been pulled out of his psychological shadow, and turned around muttering, what he said seemed to be in Sarkaz language, even if he couldn't understand it, he knew her He was cursing Lao Li.

"You beat her like this now, I see what you will do when she recovers from her injury?" Frost Star was not without worries, W can make a name for himself in a place like Kazdel, he is definitely not a soft-legged shrimp, Now that Lao Li is able to hold her buttocks, it is all because of the advantage of two hands hitting one hand. If this is beating a child, it is fine. It is only natural for me to beat my son, but W is not Lao Li's daughter. Doubling the style of giving back, can you let it go?

Since it is impossible to kill people and silence them forever, Lao Li's hard meal is very satisfying, but it also makes Shuang Xing worry about his future safety.

It's easy to hide with a bright spear, but it's hard to defend against a hidden arrow, and W is the best at playing shady. There is only a thousand days to be a thief, and there is no thousand-day defense against a thief. Frost Star can't guarantee that she can protect Lao Li under her calculations. No one dared to make this guarantee.

"Nothing to do, she should eat and drink. If she is obedient in the future, it will be fine. If she is not obedient, then smoke again. If she is not obedient, then smoke again. Until she is obedient, I still believe that I can't cure her." This problem." Lao Li sat down on the side of the bed, picked up an ice brick and slapped W's buttocks again, the pain caused the girl to bite the pillow she was holding in her arms, tears in her eyes, her face full of grief and indignation. Zhong didn't know how many times he had stripped Lao Li to pieces.

Originally, groping a woman's butt would be punished, but one of Lao Li's strengths is that he adapts to the situation. Anyway, there is no organization here, and the beating has already been done, so he simply pretended not to know and continued beating in the future.

"I'm afraid that after she recovers from her injury, you won't be able to hold her down at all, and instead you will be held down and beaten by her." Shuangxing covered her forehead and shook her head, feeling that Lao Li didn't understand the situation at all.

"Impossible, this girl is not as strong as I am. As long as I don't touch her like you, I can't touch her. I will definitely hold her down!" I just observed it, although I can't use fancy Originium spells, but in terms of strength, even compared with the big cat Huang who is swinging a chainsaw, our old Li is not inferior, and with a set of grappling skills, we can clean up W, the Periplaneta americana who can only play with bombs, he is still very confident.

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"I don't think it's reliable." Frost Star is still not optimistic about Lao Li. In fact, like Kelsey, she has become accustomed to protecting others with her own strong fighting power, and subconsciously regards Lao Li as someone who needs protection. the weak.