Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"So that's what's going on, then I'm afraid Lao Li won't be able to help you. Brother, let me say something harsh. Don't take it wrong, big sister. You guys are making a lot of noise in Qiecheng, but this matter It's really not very good. Our old Li knows that you have your own difficulties, but your sister doesn't know. You are attacking unarmed ordinary people. If you put me in Li Yunlong's position as your sister, it will be the same. You make a face, even if all these shitty things are done by that little bastard Mephisto, but as the leader of the integration movement, girl, you still can't get away with this crime of oversight."

"Little sister knows, I will not deny my mistakes, but this is a necessary evil. Only in this way, the infected can prove to the world that the era of wanton bullying us in the past is over, and the infected will unite. Use violence to get back your right to live.” Tallulah has the courage to admit her mistakes, but she is still determined not to change, “Maybe in the future, when the entire Terra can treat the infected equally, our integration movement will also be marked as history Sinners become the existences spurned by the infected and ordinary people, they are considered thugs and terrorists, and I also believe that our efforts to resist the injustice of this land are not useless."

"You, don't always be so pessimistic. It's okay to give up on yourself. Since you decide to do something, you have to do it well. What's the matter if you are not up or down? Forget it, let's not talk about it, just say it Let’s not think about anything else, let’s just settle the matter of Mephisto and this little bastard first, then we’ll go back to Qiecheng and talk about these disgusting things slowly, come on, come on, Eat first, eat, and stop talking, this is called eating without talking and sleeping without talking."

"Brother Yunlong said, let's treat this trip to Longmen as a tourist. Let's have breakfast first. After breakfast, I have a surprise for Brother Yunlong."

"Surprise? What surprise?"

"Eat first, and Brother Yunlong will know after the meal is over."

"Hey, you girl?"

Lao Li is a person who likes unexpected surprises. Hearing that there was a surprise, he felt like a cat scratching his heart. He even ate a lot faster. After three or two bites, Tallulah didn't even eat half of it. So she could only wait patiently, as if guessing Lao Li's anxious thoughts, Tallulah smiled slightly, not only did her eating speed not increase, but instead became slower, chewing slowly, that is called a ladylike demeanor , It’s only a matter of counting the rice grains in the bowl one by one.

After eating for another half an hour, Talula wiped out the last mouthful of porridge in the bowl, wiped her mouth gracefully, stood up and walked into another bedroom, and took out a large pile of shopping bags from it .

"Is this the surprise you were talking about?" Lao Li stretched his neck and took a look, the bag seemed to be full of clothes, "So you went out to buy a bunch of things last night?"

"I can't help it. The two of us have to dress up to go out. It's okay at night. Wearing a cloak can be said to be afraid of the cold. If we wear it like this during the day and can't walk two streets, we will probably have to be interrogated by my sister. This one I bought the skirt last night, Brother Yunlong, do you like it?" Talula tugged at the corner of the skirt again, then took out a long black wig from the shopping bag and put it on her head, "Brother Yunlong, don't worry, the integration movement has just started At that time, in order to contact the infected compatriots hiding in the mobile city, I often sneaked into the city with makeup, and asked me to help you dress up to ensure that even your closest people will not recognize you when you see them."

"It's really that powerful?" Lao Li really didn't believe that there was such a god. He quietly watched Tallulah put on the wig, carefully stuffed all the white hair into the wig, and took a shopping bag again. I poured out a bunch of boxes the size of bottles and jars, and began to paint on my face, rubbing and wiping, layer by layer, painted yellow, painted white, painted white, painted red, wiped dry Wipe it thinly, and then put some powder on it, reminding Lao Li of the lime that the landlord's house had painted on the wall when he was a child in the courtyard. Not to mention, Tallulah rubbed it on his face After rubbing it away, it really slowly changed its appearance, even the outline of the face looked different from before.

After tossing her face, Tallulah took out another pair of contact lenses and put them on, covering her natural red pupils and turning them into beautiful blue eyes. Then she stared at her eyebrows in the small mirror, applied some blush, Put on long false eyelashes, apply a light eye shadow, and finally take out a pair of big Vaifan horns, put them on the pair of small dragon horns on his head, and put on a pair of plain glasses. After doing this, anyway, Lao Li didn't dare to associate her with the girl before.

If you walk down the street and meet each other, you may not be able to recognize them unless you look closely.

"Oh, it's okay, big sister, I'm so fucking hard to recognize you after you make such a fuss." Lao Li was a little disdainful at first, but now he couldn't accept it, and circled around Tallulah whose image had changed drastically. , I'm amazed, this makeup is like a new face, this makeup technique is just two words-professional!

Putting on a hat for herself to cover the flaws of the fake horns, Tallulah, who turned into a quiet girl of Vajvan, smiled shyly, and even put back her previous aggressive demeanor, as if she didn’t even have a character set. It was replaced directly.

Double major in acting and make-up, who would dare to recognize this when she goes out?

"That's right, that's right. Your quiet appearance is more likable than before." Lao Li nodded with satisfaction. With a more "old-fashioned" aesthetic, he still prefers Xiao Tian'er's quiet and well-behaved Xiaojiabiyu , the second-class is the simple and honest rural girl with little eyes. It is purely accidental to fall in love with that shrew Kelsey. The way the two get along is too logical. The stage of an old couple with daily necessities, rice, oil and salt, and the most unbearable thing for him is Talula who took the initiative to attack before. It’s not that he hates it. Zhang Bailu is also this type, mainly because he doesn’t know how to parry. If he can’t parry, he just A little cowardly.

"Oh, so brother Yunlong likes this style, I understand."

"What the hell do you know about you?"

"Okay, Brother Yunlong, hurry up and change your clothes. You can't go out in this Rhodes Island uniform. Change your clothes first, and then come out and make up for you. I have to think about how to clean up your face." , it’s really unique.”

Lao Li was stuffed into a few shopping bags by the girl, and then pushed directly into the bedroom. Lao Li had no choice but to take off his Rhodes Island uniform and put on the clothes the girl bought. It fits well, and the size is okay. He is wearing a gray suit and a big brown windbreaker. He looks like a capitalist. It's a completely different person from the previous rough image.

"I thought Brother Yunlong would be very handsome in this outfit, and my younger sister has really good eyesight." Lao Li was praised by Talula as soon as he changed his clothes and went out.

"Handsome? Why don't we think so?" Although he has long been used to the praise of Tallulah's cow dung turning into gold, Lao Li still swelled up, because he also thinks this outfit is very handsome, but a bit capitalist.

"Of course she's handsome, how can my little girl's vision be wrong?" Looking at Tallulah's own attire, Lao Li had to admit that there was nothing wrong with the girl's self-confidence, no matter if it was the Lolita skirt of the integration leader, she would wear it when she came to Longmen The military uniform and the knee-length skirt in a youthful and casual style on her are very beautiful, and each has its own style, whether it is seductive or heroic or quiet. It can be called the magic card of the ever-changing small tower. Of course, The premise is that the girl is good-looking.

——When you meet the shocking looks, no matter how beautiful the clothes are, how well-matched they are, they are Taobao buyers' shows.

"At first, my younger sister didn't really believe that Brother Yunlong was handsome when he was young, but looking at Brother Yunlong's current demeanor, it's hard for me to believe it or not. When he was young, Brother Yunlong must have been a handsome young man who made thousands of girls fall in love with him. My sister picked up a big deal." Talula jumped up and grabbed Lao Li's hand, pulling him to sit on the makeup mat that had been prepared, "Come, come, brother Yunlong, sit here, little sister now Just make you look like you were young again."

After Lao Li sat down, Tallulah supported his head and leaned back on the back of the sofa, and then put a lump of foam paste on it, took out the razor, and carefully helped Lao Li trim it for a long time. stubble.

I don't know if Tallulah has trimmed other men's beards before, anyway, Lao Li feels that her method is very professional, much better than the barbers in the military region back then. To put it bluntly, I know the latter's method It's shaving. Those who don't know may think that he is shaving the bristles. They are all men, so the shots are not serious or heavy.Tallulah is a different girl. Her small hands are soft and slippery. Although they are a little calloused from practicing martial arts and swords, they are just right. She will not cut her face like a knife when touched. She not only carefully He helped Lao Li shave his beard, stroked with his small hands, and gently massaged and relaxed Lao Li's facial muscles. Lao Li was so comfortable that he was about to fall asleep.

After a few minutes of shaving, Tallulah began to massage Lao Li's face, from bottom to top, bit by bit, inch by inch, and gently pressed all over. After the pressing, the girl took the face He piled up bottles and cans, and started to make up Lao Li's face according to the procedure of makeup for himself. It was layer after layer on the left, layer after layer on the left, and a pair of small hands suddenly turned into scrapers for wiping the wall , Lao Li, whose bones were about to fall apart, suddenly felt uncomfortable.

He can understand why Tallulah's face contour can be changed after putting on makeup - put two catties of putty on her face, and you can change it too.

This wave of Lao Li made Talula torment him enough. He felt that he had wiped at least ten or eight layers on his face. The courtyard wall of the landlord’s house was not so hard. , Pulled, squeezed, Lao Li is not very good at describing that kind of technique, all in all, it is a miracle with great strength, the originally weak and boneless hands have directly become instruments of torture, and Lao Li even misses the military barber who shaves his beard like a bristle Teacher, at least the latter has quick hands and feet and doesn't bother people.

After rubbing, rubbing, pinching, pulling, and squeezing, all eighteen martial arts were tossed on Lao Li's face. Lao Li felt that a layer of his face was torn off, and Tallulah patted his face lightly. Forehead: "Okay, brother Yunlong."

"Oh my mother, this is the first time I've been tossing on my face like this in half my life. Am I still a fucking human face?" Lao Li raised his hand and was about to rub the numb facial muscles. He held it down, and then a mirror was handed in front of him. Lao Li took a closer look, hey, where did this handsome young man come from? Is this still the rough guy Li Yunlong who was so powerful in Northwest Shanxi back then?

Lao Li looked left and right, and almost couldn't recognize himself. At least the person in the mirror was younger...younger...he couldn't say how much younger he was. He had lived a miserable life since he was a child. I joined the revolution at the age of 17, and my whole life has been going through the wind and rain, and I am getting old very quickly. In my twenties, I look like I was in my 40s. If you want to push forward, it is a half-year-old boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. No matter how amazing Lula's makeup skills are, it wouldn't be so exaggerated.

Tallulah's wall-painting operation smoothed out all the creases on Lao Li's face, and the pouches on the cheeks and eyes that had been slack due to age were also revived by her, leaving only the wrinkles around the eyes that cannot be covered It just happened to keep some mature temperament for Lao Li, so as not to completely turn into a creamy white-faced niche, and the facial lines have also undergone slight changes like Tallulah, becoming thinner and thinner. They are different from before.

"How about it, brother Yunlong, my little sister's craftsmanship is still in your eyes?" Talula threw a lump of hairspray on Lao Li's head, then took the comb, and gave Lao Li a very bourgeois comb. Big back hair, very oily and shiny.

"Well, that's right. I have the same look as I did when I was young. I'm not bragging about you. Even if I didn't wear makeup when I was young, we look much better than this." Obviously he has never been handsome before, but Lao Li still pretends shamelessly. Forced.

"Yes, yes, I blamed my younger sister for not being able to see Mount Tai. Brother Yunlong must have suffered too much when he was young, and he grew old quickly. Now that he is dressed like this, the younger sister can't help but want to marry Brother Yunlong immediately. .”

"Go, go, go, talk nonsense every day. Girls, be more reserved. If you speak so indifferently, don't blame our old Li for not recognizing you as a girl." Talula moved the topic in a few words. When it comes to getting married, Lao Li really has a headache, and even the joy of becoming handsome has been diluted, "But you are right, big girl. We did suffer a lot when we were young. It is inevitable that we will suffer from the wind and the sun." You're getting old fast, making you laugh."

"Don't say that, men have more wrinkles, which is a proof of maturity. Didn't my little sister say that I like mature men, and those unreliable young people, no matter how handsome they are, I don't like them. Besides, Brother Yunlong was no worse than them when he was young, wasn't he?" Tallulah took out a pair of sunglasses and placed them on Lao Li's face, and at this moment, Li Yunlong, a proletarian fighter, completely became a bourgeois underworld boss.

"That is to say, you dressed our old Li so...so glamorous, are we going to find someone, or go to a fucking feast?" Lao Li was quite satisfied with this look, and he was still looking beautiful in the mirror. .

"Brother Yunlong guessed right, we are going to have a banquet, to eat my uncle's banquet."

"Your uncle's table? We came to find that little bastard Mephistopheles. What does it have to do with your uncle? If you run up to him, aren't you afraid that he will recognize him and catch him?"

"Don't worry, Brother Yunlong, I was taken away from Longmen 20 years ago, and Wei Yanwu has never seen me since then. My adoptive father guards against him to the death, and outsiders can't even get photos. Hui Jie and I looked very similar when we were young. When he grows up, he doesn't look like him at all, and now he has put on makeup, so he can't recognize it, Brother Yunlong probably hasn't met my uncle either, right?"

"That's true. Although I always heard about your uncle, we have never met him." Lao Li thought for a while, and found that it was true. There were several opportunities to meet Wei Yanwu that would have been logical, such as when Jing Zhe was injured and went to the administrative hall to question his crimes. That time, it was all due to a coincidence, "We have met your aunt a few times, and your uncle is hosting a banquet, so your aunt must come out, so why don't we, Lao Li, have to be recognized by her?"

"You only met twice?"

"Two faces, but we talked for a long time. One time she invited us to dinner, and the other time our lesbian was injured by her. We went to Xingshi to inquire about the crime. We said we only met twice, but we are already quite familiar with each other. .”

"That's okay. My aunt is face blind. Brother Yunlong has put on makeup now, so she can't recognize him."

"Face blind?" Lao Li looked confused, and it was a brand new setting that he had never heard of.

"My aunt looks different from ordinary people. Brother Yunlong, as you know, my uncle is the same. Both of them are [ancestors] with a high degree of atavism, and their aesthetics is different from ordinary people like us. In their eyes, our looks are very unrecognizable. If they are not particularly familiar with the situation, they will not be able to recognize them if the changes are slightly larger. My aunt does not remember people. Brother Yunlong has no obvious racial characteristics. This makeup makes me 20 years younger. You are more than years old, just pay attention to changing the way you speak, don't be the same as when you met the previous two times, it is very difficult for my aunt to recognize you."

"Then I'll believe you once, but what are we going to eat for? Can that bastard Mephisto also go to eat? Your uncle is not crazy, so you can let him in?"

"It's true that Mephisto can't eat, but that doesn't mean he can't go."

"what do you mean……"

"Wei Yanwu has been the top leader in Longmen for 20 years, and he seems to have separated himself from the politics of the Yan Kingdom. He is the undisputed emperor of the city. Although he never sends out invitations for banquets, how can he be ordinary if he can go to eat? Idlers and others? Those are the mainstays that promote the development of Longmen, and if one is missing, Longmen will be seriously injured." Tallulah paced on the spot, shaking her head to analyze the situation for Lao Li, "The goal of the integration movement is to take Going down to Longmen as a supply base for recuperation, while avoiding Ursas's soldiers, that kid Mephisto has always acted extreme and likes to play insidious and cunning ghost chess, what does Brother Yunlong think he will do?"

"You mean, that little bastard will attack the venue?" After thinking about it, Lao Li found out that this possibility is really possible, which fits Mephisto's despicable and shameless personality.

"The Kingslayer has defected to Rhodes Island now. I don't blame her, nor do I blame Brother Yunlong. Everyone has their own aspirations. Since everyone is a compatriot of infected people, she can find a better future. The younger sister is also happy to see her." It's done." Old Li's heart jumped when Tallulah said this, and he still felt that the girl didn't know about it, "But her departure caused an objective problem, the Kingslayer and the Bonebreaker team joined the integration The movement was relatively late, and the teams of each other had not yet completed their confluence. The soldiers under the Kingslayer would not obey Mephisto's orders. The infected people in Longmen are also stretched short."

"Your team has a lot of problems. The brothers' troops can't coordinate well with each other. Brother, I have to criticize you." Lao Li pinched his teeth and said meaningless nonsense .

"Brother Yunlong's lesson is that I am young and inexperienced, little sister, and I am not good enough in many things. I just need an experienced senior like Brother Yunlong to help my little sister." Talula admitted her mistake humbly, It was as if she was really planning to clean up the integration movement, "But now is not the time to discuss this. Mephisto has asked me for reinforcements more than once, but the little girl has temporarily suppressed them. That kid is impatient, and he is The person with the most enthusiasm in the integration movement, even if he is short of manpower, he will definitely start operations, and with the current strength in his hands, the beheading plan is the only option."

"Oh, now that we're talking about it, Lao Li understands. We're called "waiting for rabbits?" The commando's decapitation tactics are also after the fight with Yamamoto, and our Lao Li's housekeeping skills, "But what if he doesn't go? Why don't you say , I didn't even know that your uncle was going to throw such a banquet. That little bastard was chased and intercepted by your sister at Longmen. The news is definitely not as good as ours. If he didn't know about it at all, wouldn't it be a waste of our trip? "

"Then we are not running in vain. First, you and I can fill our stomachs. The banquet of the Longmen Consul is very high-grade. My little girl, I have spent so long eating tree roots. I want to taste my hometown too." Tallulah laughed mischievously, "Secondly, according to the news that my younger sister inquired, Wei Yanwu held this banquet to discuss the next plan to deal with the slums. I believe Yunlong Brother must also be very interested in this, isn't he?"

Chapter 320 IX The Sun Comes Out From the North

Leaving Police Dragon's ward, Kelsey turned her head and walked into another ward. Lying in this ward was Jing Zhe, who was hit by two arrows in the back and could hardly stop.

Compared to the hustle and bustle of the Long Police, this ward was much quieter. Jing Zhe, who had a back injury, could only lie on the bed uncomfortably. Her blond hair hadn't been taken care of for several days. Now it has completely turned into a chicken coop. Little Swallow Gray Throat was typing on the computer, not knowing what he was busy with, and there was an idle big cat, who was paralyzed in the chair in Ge You's lying position, with his eyes glazed over and his mouth slightly open, as if he could see A ray of soul floated out from the mouth.

Greythroat, as always, showed his maturity beyond his age, which was very reassuring, but the death of Huang Da Mao could only make Kelsey sigh with his forehead.

As soon as Kelsey entered the door, it was as if she had pressed the start mechanism of the big cat. The girl whose soul was out of her body suddenly jumped up, and then landed on the ground with a fierce tiger, sliding on her knees on the smooth floor until Kelsey , and then hugged Kay's mother's waist, and yelled: "Doctor Kelsey, please let me go to the doctor, or just assign me a task, I'm going crazy !!"

"You get up first!" Kelsey suddenly had a black line.

"If you don't promise me, I won't get up!!"

"Okay, I promise you, I was planning to take you out. If you want to mess around again, I won't take you."

"Really?" Huang was already mentally prepared to roll around and play tricks, but he didn't expect Kelsey to agree so readily, "Dr. Kelsey, are you kidding me?"

"Grey Throat, you go out with me, and leave this stupid cat to play slowly by itself." Kelsey immediately changed his target.

"Oh, no, no, I was wrong, Dr. Kelsey, I shouldn't doubt your QAQ, Yanzi is too young, you should take me out together!" Huang quickly apologized and admitted his mistake, in order to release some of his savings in order to go out After being wild for several days, even if Kelsey wanted her to unblock the sewers in Rhodes Island, she also admitted that it was better to have a place to vent her energy than to hold it in the ward.

"You... I think Gray Throat is much more reliable than you, and you still have the face to say that he is young?" Kelsey was funny and helpless, and could only ruthlessly squeeze the cat's head stuck to her abdomen, " Get up quickly, don't be ashamed."

"Hey, I know Dr. Kelsey is the best for me, where are we going?" Huang stood up with a flattering smile.

"Don't worry." Kelsey gently pushed Huang aside, "Operator Awakening, this unreliable nurse let me borrow it for a while, you don't have any objection?"

Huang, who was in a hurry to go out and act wild, was startled. He remembered a jar of tsundere vinegar, and looked back. The word resentment, the charge that has not been released for several days is accumulated between the disheveled hair, crackling and flickering continuously, it seems that the smell of ozone can already be smelled in the air-Huang Damao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Jing Zhe was excited for a while, and finally held back, turned his head to the other side, and said, "I have no objection, I am also an operator of Rhodes Island, and I obey orders. Anyway, this stupid cat doesn't want to be with me." Wait here."

Huihou who happened to be sitting on the other side looked down at Jing Zhe, then looked at Big Mao Huang, and said with a deadpan expression, "You're—dead—definite—!"

"Then I'll take this stupid cat away first." Kelsey grabbed Huang's wrist and dragged away the slumped big cat.

"Doctor Kelsey, you've failed your studies." Huang, who had been tricked by a wave, murmured depressingly.

"Go, big or small, it's your turn to say this?" Kelsey, who had successfully played a prank, raised her hand and chiseled Huang's head.

"Then...then I'll go to the doctor to file a complaint and let him speak!" Huang said that he had a new backer.

"I think you want to rebel?" Kelsey raised her eyebrows.

"No, how dare I?" Huang shrank his neck in fright, "Then what, Dr. Kelsey, where are we going?"

"I remember that when you and Lao Li came back from catching Lyudmila last time, they wore a pretty dress. Where's the dress?"

"Oh, that? When I came back, I found that I accidentally tore a few holes. I sent it to Baizhu to repair it, but I haven't got it back yet."

"That's just right, go find Baizhu with me first, and change your clothes before we talk."

"Oh...huh?!"

The dazed Huang suddenly came to his senses, his eyes widened instantly, what did Dr. Kelsey just say?Let's go to Baizhu together and change clothes?Will Dr. Kelsey take the initiative to change clothes, or the clothes designed by Bai Zuo?

My god, is the sun on Terra coming out from the north?

Huang’s expression was shocking, and it was basically Edvard Munch’s painting style. Of course, it does not mean that Kelsey really wore a set of clothes from birth to burial. Although it is rare, you can still see it occasionally. The most common ones for big lynx to wear are a white sweater and a light green knee-length skirt. The style is so old-fashioned, which is very in line with the style of middle-aged and elderly women.As for the clothes designed by a small tailor, not to mention Kelsey, few people would wear them, because that girl's major is fashion design, and the clothes she makes are for catwalks or other special occasions, and are usually worn Going shopping requires not only good looks, but also a super invincible thick skin.

The lace skirt that Kelsey and Lao Li wore last time when they were drunk had shocked Huang. It was the most normal style among the clothes designed by the little tailor, at least it could be worn out Go, it is said that it was actually a miniskirt at the beginning, and the style was so happy that even Kelsey, who showed her big back every day, couldn't bear it a little bit, so she ordered the little tailor to take it back and doubled the fabric. Reluctantly accepting it, and then directly suppressed the closet.

The last time I had a drink with Lao Li, it was the first time I saw this dress—as the saying goes, women are the ones who please themselves.

Thinking of this, Huang narrowed his eyes, and the smile on his face narrowed: "Hey, Doctor Kelsey, tell me the truth, did the doctor come back secretly, are you going to change into a beautiful dress to meet with me?" He's dating?"

"Yeah." Kelsey admitted frankly, "Then what will I do with you, to be a light bulb?"

"Uh..." Huang scratched his head in embarrassment, "So it's not?"

"It's Wei Yanwu's invitation. To attend a banquet, you must dress formally. The old dragon never took the initiative to send invitations to banquets before. It's up to everyone. Whoever wants to go, this time it's specially for Rhodes Island Sending the invitation letter is probably out of good intentions, and we can’t lose face.” Only then did Kelsey tell the truth, and when she received the invitation letter from Wei Yanwu in the morning, she was quite surprised, even though Rhodes Island and Longmen It's the first time we've cooperated with each other, but she and this treacherous old dragon are old acquaintances. They know each other well. She knows that Wei Yanwu never invites you to banquets. As long as you are brave enough to enter, even a beggar will be entertained .On the other hand, Kelsey doesn't like this kind of banquets that are used to pretend to socialize very much. Most of the time, she will directly reject the relevant invitations. Anyway, she is a person who relies on hard skills to eat, and she doesn't need to save face for others.

In this way, Wei Yanwu's behavior of sending an invitation to Rhodes Island is very abnormal. Although the leader of Rhodes Island is Amiya, she is a child, and she will definitely not participate in this kind of reception. It can be done by Kelsey. To put it bluntly, this is clearly aimed at Kelsey who doesn't like to participate in banquets. If Wei Yanwu just wants to treat guests to dinner and treat his partners, it is estimated that even the silly girl Kingslayer Neither will believe it.

"So I'm going to a banquet!" Huang suddenly tilted his head, and his whole body lost his strength as if his bones had been pulled out. She also didn't like "upper class" banquets that pretended to be social.