Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Why, not happy, I see that when you went to dinner with Lao Li last time, weren't you also very happy?"

"That's different. The doctor and I were prepared to make trouble from the beginning. When we were full, we rolled up our sleeves and started fighting. Can I just roll up my sleeves and beat someone this time?"

"That definitely won't work!"

"Isn't this still true?" Huang clapped his hands together, "My profession is to kill people. Now you ask me to put on an evening dress and make a show of smiling in front of those big shots. Isn't that just embarrassing?"

"If it's embarrassing, I'll be embarrassing with you. Do you think I'm willing to fight with those people? Isn't it for Rhodes Island?" Kelsey rolled her eyes, knowing all the scenes at the banquet. What kind of dirty and sinister thoughts are hidden under the smiling face, she hates this kind of banquet the most, but, "Okay, if you don't want to laugh with me, you can eat your own and drink yours wherever you go, don't talk to anyone, just don't get drunk , I'll take care of the troublesome things, anyway, the food and drink at the banquet is worth tasting, if it weren't for such an occasion that it's not suitable to go alone, I wouldn't come to you, I would go by myself."

"Hey, I knew that Dr. Kelsey was the gentlest and most considerate. Don't worry, although I can't deal with those big shots, I will definitely not embarrass you!" Hugging Kelsey and rubbing against her, she acted coquettishly. Although she couldn't act wildly, it's not bad to have food and wine.

"Okay, okay, stop rubbing, how old are you still acting like a baby?" Kelsey smiled and pushed Huang away, "Hurry up and find Bai Zuo, the banquet will start later, if you are late, you will lose it My lord."

"Don't worry, I'll drive, I promise I won't be late!"

"Pull it down as soon as possible, you pretend that I don't know what kind of virtue you drive?"

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On the other side, Tallulah and Lao Li in disguise also came to the place where the banquet was held. Tallulah also rented a black limousine, which was full of style. Just like what Tallulah said, Wei Yanwu There are no invitations for the banquet, and no verification of the identity of the guests. They just set up a few security personnel in black at the entrance of the hotel, and they didn't speak or do anything. Humph N will exist, but it won't allow too many idlers to mix in it. On the other hand, those who are brave enough to mix in under such circumstances are not considered idlers in terms of their courage. .

And Lao Li is still the same, the Buddha relies on the gold clothes, the man relies on the clothes, the combat power is over [-] once the outfit is changed, the aura is [-] meters high in the wind, even overshadowing the row of burly men at the door, and Talula is a bird. , as if Xiaomi followed the big boss.

The two got out of the car and walked a few steps. Before entering the door, they bumped into an acquaintance.

Among the group of burly men, there was also a burly lady... No, it was Police Officer Xingxiong from the Longmen Guards Bureau. This eldest sister also wore a suit today, with her long hair pulled up and a hat on. Well, the leader of her blended in with a group of burly men without any sense of disobedience. When she got closer, she realized that there was a tall woman like her standing among the group of men—it seemed like today She is responsible for the security work of the banquet.

Lao Li walked up the steps and bumped into the police officer. Tallulah is fine. She has been wandering outside for 20 years. She has grown from a lolita to a big girl. If it weren't for the racial characteristics of the Terrans, it would be easy to identify Even his own parents may not be able to recognize him, let alone outsiders, but Lao Li has only met the careful Xingxiong several times not long ago, and the make-up only makes him younger, not much has changed. Suspicious eyes pierced over.

"Don't be nervous, just go in. I participated in this kind of banquet when I was a child. At most, she was suspicious and didn't dare to stop us." Tallulah, who was holding Lao Li's arm, reminded in a low voice.

Lao Li made up his mind, no longer hesitated, and rushed in with big strides. Sure enough, just like what Tallulah said, although his suspicious eyes were fixed on the whole process, until the two walked into the hotel gate, Xingxiong didn't bother. Say a word.

It wasn't until he was completely out of Xingxiong's sight that the taut-faced Lao Li heaved a sigh of relief.

"Brother Yunlong knows that woman?" Talula asked.

"She is your sister's colleague and friend." Lao Li took a deep breath to adjust his mentality, "We have dealt with each other several times, and your uncle's rules are strange enough. Forget it, even if the people who enter the door don't check, he won't be afraid that a spy killer or something will sneak in and kill him?"

"He is confident in his own strength." Tallulah shrugged with a smile, "Don't look at him being pampered, even my little sister, I am not [-]% sure that I can take him down now, and I want to assassinate him , it's really not easy."

"Then the old boy is so good at fighting?" In Lao Li's impression, Wei Yanwu is actually an image of a corrupt high-ranking official with a fat brain.

"Don't underestimate the royal blood of any country, especially the royal family with a long history. They can become the kings of a country not only because they are good at managing power." Tallulah taught Old Li Science the basic common sense of the Terra world "The rise of any royal family is accompanied by brutal and bloody killings. The survivors are all strong and lucky. It’s not important anymore, but the power of the strongest cannot be ignored, Mr. Patriot is like this, Yelena is like this, little sister is like this, Wei Yanwu is like this, Brother Yunlong must keep this in mind.”

"It's kind of interesting. If you can't fight together, you can't be the emperor?" Lao Li smiled noncommittally. Anyway, as far as he knows, Comrade Teacher has made a lot of money, but he has never taken a gun a few times in his life. .

According to the logic of who can fight and who is the master, the whole army holds a big martial arts competition. The monk and that idiot may even be able to stand up to the boss. Anyway, the brigade commander will definitely not be able to beat him, but isn't this pure nonsense?

"Brother Yunlong's words are wrong. You have mistaken the cause and effect relationship. It's not that you can't be the emperor if you can't fight, but you can be the emperor if you can fight. The emperor is not elected, but snatched by himself. On the ground, the barbaric age of swords and swords has not passed for a long time. Even now, although the strong cannot defeat ten thousand, they still have the potential to dominate the battlefield. Only those who master the force can control the right to speak. Fight for power?"

"I think there is still a problem. People who can fight don't necessarily know how to govern the country." Lao Li nodded and shook his head again.

"That's why I said, the throne is all stolen. Now the army can overwhelm the strong and can't breathe. This was not the case two or three hundred years ago. At that time, the army was afraid of the strong coming to attack. The confused general Those who know how to govern the country but can't fight are killed by those who can fight but don't know how to govern the country, so the throne can only be occupied by people who can fight?" Talula smiled coquettishly, "This It is the victory of barbarism over civilization, and using violence to convey demands is the simplest, most direct and most effective way, and it is exactly what I want to do.”

Lao Li raised his hand, trying to scratch the stubble on his chin. This is his habitual action when he thinks about difficult problems, but he only touched his smooth chin. The thick layers of putty almost covered the traces of pores. Living.

Taila's social model is something he has never imagined. His concept is still that a person covered in iron will not be able to drive a few nails. Factors such as a sneak attack, it is invincible to deal with three or four people at the same time. To Lao Li, it is like a fairy in the story to Lao Li who is as powerful as Weicao. It can also pull out a large group.

One person can beat two or three people. If he dares to cause trouble, he will be handcuffed to the radiator of the police station. One person can beat hundreds or even thousands of people. heavyweight weights.Even an uneducated person like Lao Li knows that when he encounters this kind of man, he must eat and drink for him, so as not to cause trouble for you. Of course, sending an army can kill him directly, but the army is not a success Soldiers are deployed with a wave of your hand. If someone launches a terrorist attack and runs away, you can't even react.

If there is only one such strong man, he can be killed and knocked down directly without mentioning Wude, so as not to become a time bomb in the future, but there are hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of such strong men, and they have become an important part of the entire social structure. Partly, how to deal with them has become a difficult problem. The ultimate goal of the revolution is to realize equality for all, and the existence of these powerful people will undoubtedly become a huge obstacle in the process of realizing the goal.

Just kill all the strong ones, and it will definitely not work if everyone happily cooks together. This is not called revolution, this is called anti-humanity. Everyone is equal and never equals absolute average. People will definitely be tall, short, and fat at birth. The difference between thinness, beauty and ugliness is an objective condition that cannot be ignored. Revolutionaries who believe in materialism will never do things that violate objective laws. The goal of the revolution is to eliminate exploitation. Another form of exploitation is no longer a matter of not paying attention to martial arts.

The way of heaven is to make up for the insufficiency when there is more damage, and the way of man is to make up for more than enough damage. These strong people will inevitably use their own force as a basis to find ways to grab more benefits and capital. Capital tends to concentrate, and the power of the strong Force can also be regarded as a kind of capital, and can become the central point of solid capital concentration. In this way, it is not difficult to understand the situation that power on the land of Terra is often linked to force.

If this situation is not properly controlled and regulated, it will only be a matter of time before a new exploitative relationship is formed after the revolution, and targets similar to [infected people] will appear again, "the strong are respected", "elite politics" "born Nobility" and the like divide people into grades, grades, grades, and ideological trends that violate the principle of equality will use personal force as a carrier and become the mainstream trend of society again.

But how to control and regulate it is really difficult for Lao Li, a big bastard. He can talk a lot about dealing with capitalists, and dealing with these strong people... It makes sense that the capitalists' little tails can be cut off. Just cut it off. If you dare to blow the thorns, you will directly serve them with the iron fist of the dictatorship. But if you dare to sneak a knife on Gavill's tail, there is a high probability that you will be smashed into small pancakes with a hammer. The army can indeed solve this problem, but you can't rely on the army To solve it, it is okay to fight counter-strikes every day as soon as the regime is established.

The terrorists of the Reunification Movement are already worrying enough, right?

"Big sister, big sister, you really created a big problem for me." After searching the wisdom of several great men, Lao Li didn't think of a good solution, so he could only sigh helplessly. After all, several great men probably never thought about the situation of breaking through thousands of troops alone. It seems that this is one of the problems that Terra could only explore and sum up experience on its own when it was in revolution.

"Brother Yunlong, what are you talking about, my little sister didn't ask a question?" Tallulah, who is as eccentric as she is, couldn't help but bewildered. The depth of Lao Li's thought leap has surpassed that of Mr. Lu Xun, and she can keep up with the rhythm It's called hell, "But if Brother Yunlong is bothered, we can eat some dessert first. Studies have shown that eating sweets can help stimulate the secretion of dopamine and relieve depression!"

"Sure, let's go then." Lao Li dealt with the girl casually, and suddenly his brows tightened, as if an electric current had passed by, and he turned his head to look at the hotel gate, and immediately locked on to the girl who was walking down the stairs. A pair of raised green lynx ears.

Oh, it's over! !

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Take a break for two days to adjust your state, and now you are resurrected.

Regarding the "necessary evil" that Tallulah said, excluding the black snake, I don't think it's a big problem. It is analogous to the uprising struggle at the bottom of the late Qing Dynasty, from the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom to the Boxers, and even the Holy Grail War (Fog). In fact, many things have been done, but objectively they still have positive and positive historical significance.Remove the two-way foil of Lao Li's dimensionality reduction blow, and Terra's social change must go through a process from ignorance to maturity, and he can realize that his actions are wrong and will inevitably fail. Tarua's level of thinking In fact, they are several Wallaces higher than Hong Xiuquan and his like. (laugh)

Chapter 330 Italian Time Machine

Don't panic, calm down, and find out where the second battalion commander's Italian time machine entrance is!

As soon as he saw those familiar lynx ears, Lao Li became numb immediately, and his disguise could deceive unfamiliar people. If he wanted to fool Kelxi, a woman whose mind is thinner than the tip of a needle, it would be impossible at all. Just dreaming.

Reality will not leave time for Lao Li to look for the time machine. With just such a turning back, Kelsey just happened to step on another flight of stairs, and the two directly looked at each other.

... This is really embarrassing with fate, hahahaha.

The cold sweat on Lao Li's forehead has already seeped through the thick layer of makeup, and Tallulah is still holding his arm. If this is recognized by Kalxi, a super jealous person with the potential to be sick , His unenlightened mind can't figure out how to fool the past, and it would be even worse to directly expose Tallulah's identity. Originally, he only offended one jealous jar, but he offended both of them in this way, and Lao Li couldn't even think of what he should do die.

Lao Li just froze in place, staring at Kelsey walking up the steps step by step. The two kept looking at each other, but the latter seemed to be blind. Although he looked at Lao Li, the focus of his eyes was never on him. On the body, it was like looking at an ordinary pillar in the hall, there was no need to pay special attention to it, let alone a tacit eye contact-but this actually showed that there was a real tacit understanding between the two people.

It is impossible for Kelxi not to recognize Lao Li, but if there is even a little eye contact between the two, I am afraid that it will immediately arouse the suspicion of Tallulah next to him, and Infernal Affairs will fall short. This is what Lao Li is most worried about point.

Although it cannot be said that it is not suspicious now, it is better than being exposed directly, and it is much easier to fool.

Lao Li breathed a sigh of relief, and then he noticed that Mrs. Kai was dressed beautifully today. The big lynx was wearing a blue skirt, just like the bouquet of blue roses, with a slit in the middle of her chest, shining white. The skin and the rounded curves on both sides sunk Lao Li's eyeballs. The collar and belt around the neck are embellished with white roses. As the most typical personal dressing style, backless strapless and bare feet high heels Still keep it.

Although it looked not much different from the usual dressing style, except for the lack of a coat and even a longer knee-length skirt than usual, the big lynx dressed up in this way became inexplicably astringent.

Lao Li said that although it is very indecent to wear like this, but I can't be better.

"That's Brother Yunlong's sweetheart, Dr. Kelsey? It feels very ordinary. In terms of being young and beautiful, the little girl is better!" Tallulah whispered, making no secret of her "enemy" towards Kelsey— Refers to the rival.

"Don't talk nonsense, now is not the time to talk about this, hurry up, let her recognize me in a while, and things will be troublesome." Lao Li dragged Talulah and ran away, but that being said, he had already begun to think in his heart. How to find a chance to get rid of Tallulah, and go to meet Kelsey secretly to exchange information.

"Doctor Kelsey, the man who ran away just now looks like a doctor from the back, can't it be him?" After Lao Li ran away, Huang Cai, who was a step behind, hurried over with his skirt in his hands, only to see Lao Li running away back.

"That's Lao Li." Kelsey brushed her hair and responded calmly.

"Really?"

"Remember to pretend that you don't know him, don't try to have any communication with him, eat your food and drink your food, just treat him as if he doesn't exist, don't even make eye contact, if you don't have confidence, just avoid him, otherwise Lao Li It's going to be dangerous."

"Ah? Oh... I see." Huang scratched his head, this kind of script was a bit difficult for her joyful lover, "What about you, Dr. Kelsey, don't you want to meet the doctor?"

"If necessary, he will find a way to come to see me. We have no way to confirm the situation on his side. Before he takes the initiative to come, all we can do is wait and ignore his existence." Kelsey It seems that he has already guessed Lao Li's mind very closely, and it is polite to say that he has a heart, which is simply telepathy, "The girl next to him, if I guess correctly, it should be Tallulah I am."

"Talulah?!" Huang almost screamed out, covering his mouth quickly to control the volume, "But our information shows, shouldn't Tallulah be a white-haired Drake? The girl next to the doctor is black. hair."

"I think it's an insult to call you stupid." Kelsey couldn't help but sighed, "How could it be possible for her to come to such an occasion with Lao Li without a disguise?"

"Hey hey!" Huang could only scratch his head and laugh awkwardly.

"I've convinced you, let's go quickly, haven't you been yelling for a long time and you're hungry?" The eldest daughter is so naive, what else can mother Kai do except helpless?

The two groups came to the main venue of the banquet one after another. Tallulah dragged Lao Li straight to the dessert area, while Huang went to find a drink immediately, but it happened to be staggered. Lao Li didn't have any interest in sweets, and he was just there to deal with errands Talulah stuffed a few small cakes, cookies, and other snacks into her mouth. While chewing on the food that was so sweet that it was definitely too sweet, she wondered whether she should use escape techniques such as urine escape. Such an absent-minded attitude will naturally annoy Tallulah.

"Brother Yunlong?" Before Lao Li could figure it out, the tie was pulled into his hand by Talula, and the girl smiled like a tiger, "Although I know that Brother Yunlong has his own heart, but I don't treat my little sister like this." Don’t you think the attitude towards things is too much? Brother Yunlong can speak up if he doesn’t like his younger sister. My younger sister also knows that relationship problems can’t be forced, but I hope that Brother Yunlong can give me the most basic respect. It's not difficult, is it?"

"Yes, it's my Li Yunlong's fault. Let me apologize to you!" Lao Li hurriedly raised his hand in surrender, "Aren't we afraid of being recognized by Mrs. Kai, and we are just thinking about how to avoid her."

"Why are you avoiding her?" Tallulah asked back with a straight face, "Little sister really wants to meet her, have a good chat with her, and see what advantages she has, which is worthy of brother Yunlong's soul." Dreaming, little girl, I am a girl who likes to be strong and competitive. No matter what I do, I will do my best, including fighting and falling in love. I used to be unable to survive even three tricks under Yelena's hands. Now She has lost more and more times to me in the sparring. My next goal is to surpass Mr. Patriot. I admit that Dr. Kelsey is famous. She must be a very good woman, but I will definitely win, too. Beat her like you beat Yelena."

"Hey, my aunt, I beg you, will it work? Both of us came here in disguise. If you just came to the door like this, it doesn't mean that we did it for nothing? If you want to see her, that's okay." , let’s change the time and place, can’t we just go to Rhodes Island tomorrow?” I didn’t expect Tallulah to plan to confront Kelsey in a solo mid laner, the reason is just to grab a man, old Li As big as a fight, he couldn't understand Tallulah's brain circuit more and more. Don't guess what the young girl's mind is. Don't be cuter, the simple and honest one is just like Xiuqin.

"Pfft!" Talulah with a serious face couldn't help laughing, and chuckled, "Okay, brother Yunlong, I'm just teasing you, this is revenge for brother Yunlong's disrespect to my little sister just now. You can still tell the difference, don’t worry, I won’t choose to confront Dr. Kelsey on this occasion, but... But if Brother Yunlong is still as absent-minded as before, and treats me as air, then don’t blame me My little sister didn't keep her promise."

"Cheng Chengcheng, you can do whatever you want, we are all at your command, is it finally over?" Lao Li rubbed his forehead with a headache, completely gave up the treatment, and only hoped that Tallulah would give less treatment. Live on your own.

"That's right!" Talula hugged Lao Li's arm again, "Brother Yunlong doesn't seem to like sweets very much, then let's go over there to eat barbecue, and Wei Yanwu will come out to speak later, we will have nothing to do ate."

The two of them bypassed the long dessert table and came to the meat-cooking area. Five or six neatly dressed and well-dressed chefs were cooking all kinds of fresh meat on the spot. An area is full of the aroma of protein and fat heated. Lao Li took a look, and he knew what some of the meat was, and some could not be named at all. Anyway, at a glance, he knew that it was all high-end goods, and it floated into his nose. The aroma in the food can’t fool anyone. Lao Li is a big-bellied man who can eat and drink. Rao has already had breakfast, smelling the wafting smell of meat, and the human’s addiction to heat also makes him move his index finger. hungry.

"Little sister knows that brother Yunlong likes this." Talula caught Lao Li's involuntary swallowing, and the girl snickered secretly, "The roast goose over there looks very good, let's try it first. "

Tallulah dragged Lao Li, and was going to try the shiny and red Longmen-style crispy roast goose first, but just as she took a step, she was blocked in the middle of the road. Tallulah turned to the left, and she She also took two steps to the left, Tallulah went around to the right, and then she took two steps to the right, with an extremely unbeatable smile on her face the whole time. The eyes are talking nonsense, which shows that they are preparing to deliberately provoke trouble.

Don't ask why Lao Li is like a puppet, being dragged around by Tallulah, and he doesn't scold the provocateur—the moment he sees the provocateur, his forehead sweats more efficiently than seeing Kyle Xi Shi will be twice as high.

He really wanted to ask "Why the hell are you here?" Unfortunately, he couldn't ask, so he could only hold back and continue to break out in a cold sweat.

The visitor was dressed in black high-end woolen clothing, and his waist-length white hair looked a little messy. A vertical scar on his left eye made his delicate face a bit sharper. When he grinned at the corner of his mouth, he could see that it was much sharper than ordinary people. shark tooth.

Who is it not Laplande who eloped with De Gouzi before?

Although the dog fur coat was replaced, a dog is still a dog after all, at least this style of blocking the road and provoking trouble is a real dog, not to mention Tallulah, even Lao Li wants to beat someone a little bit.

"Is there something wrong with this lady?" Tallulah asked coldly, her anger was already brewing. Although she had been dissing her sister all the time, her sister's temper was not much better. .

"It's nothing, I just smelled a familiar smell, so I just came here to take a look." La Gouzi shrugged pointedly, leaned slightly to get closer to Lao Li, and kept sniffing lightly with his small nose.

"Please respect yourself!" Talu pulled Lao Li back a step, the action of pulling the dog was really a bit bluffing, "Please also ask this lady to stay away from other people's boyfriends, otherwise I will call security."

"Boyfriend?" Pull Gouzi straightened up, tilted his head, and the corners of his mouth curved up another twenty degrees, "Girlfriend? Are you guys and girls? That's interesting... Ah, don't get me wrong, actually I think you two also It's a good match."

What kind of madness is this silly dog? What is she doing here?

Pulling a dog is even more of a riddle than a riddle, and Lao Li was at a loss, so he was going to drive away the dead girl first, regardless of 21. He was about to start cursing, when a black shadow rushed over, The old fist hit the smiling La Gouzi on the back of the head. The person who came was La Gouzi's good friend Texas, who had a grievance and entanglement in the expensive circle. He punched the troublesome enemy to the ground, and the girl hurriedly After bowing, he dragged the dog away by the tail.

"Where did the insanity come from?" Although De Gouzi apologized tentatively, Tallulah was still a little uneasy, "It's all Wei Yanwu's fault, why did he play a trick of not posting invitations, and as a result, all kinds of messy people can sneak in .”

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, maybe there is a string in that girl's head, we don't care about her, we don't have a string in our mind." Lao Li quickly persuaded, this wave of accidents made people He was exhausted, feeling that it didn't matter if Mephisto would attack or not, and he just wanted to quickly end this boring banquet, "Didn't you just say that you were going to eat that roast goose? Hurry up, just for a while , the goose legs have already been removed."

Now Lao Li dragged Talula away, and the two came to the dining table, asked the cook to give some goose meat, and were eating with a small porcelain plate, when they heard the melodious and soothing classical music at the scene, there was a sudden change. As soon as I heard it, I knew that some important person was about to appear on the stage, and the lights in the hall were also dimmed a little. I don't know who shouted "Mr. Wei is here", and saw a beam of searchlights hitting the second floor. In the dim environment, it illuminated a certain dragon head monster who was full of ambition.

"That's your uncle?" Looking at the tall and straight Wei Yanwu, who was dressed in a classical Tang suit and a western-style fur coat, holding a cigarette pipe and pot, Lao Li had to admit that this image was quite different from what he imagined.

"If it's not him, who else could it be?" Tallulah sneered, with an unspeakable seductiveness in her disgust, "After all these years, I still like to engage in such meaningless ostentation. I really haven't made any progress at all. Wei Yanwu!"

Chapter 330

Under the spotlight, Wei Yanwu, dressed in brocade clothes, stood at the top of the spiral staircase, condescending, with a haughty look on his face, enjoying everyone's looking up, and seemed to be very satisfied with his pretense.

Yan Kingdom is a country that emphasizes "rituals". The so-called "rituals" means that seniors and young are orderly, and there is a difference between superiority and inferiority. In vain, people of any status can do whatever they want. "Exceeding the system" is a very serious matter. The more noble the status, the more attention should be paid. The same cannot lose identity and face.