Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

In order to round up Tallulah, Kelsey can be said to have exhausted all his efforts. In contrast, Lao Li's performance here is a bit drunk and happy, sorry for the painstaking efforts of the big lynx.

"Brother Yunlong, open your mouth—ah!!" In a high-end restaurant, Talula couldn't tell what the raw material was when she forked it together. In short, the price could make any worker subconsciously hold the purse tightly, with a sweet smile on her face. Stretching it toward Lao Li's mouth, it is just like a picture of a boyfriend and a girlfriend running out to show affection and abuse a dog.

...The premise is to ignore that there is really a silly dog ​​beside them.

"Ahhh! Thank you... ummm... the taste is so-so, and it's so expensive. Is this a black shop?" Tallulah's food hadn't reached Lao Li's mouth, but Laplande Cut off the hu, the silly dog ​​jumped directly into Lao Li's arms, chewed the food in his mouth, and made comments without restraint, completely ignoring the restaurant waiter with a completely dark face, and Tallulah who was trembling with anger.

"You, go down!" Tallulah tried her best not to be too irritable, otherwise she was afraid that she would not be able to resist a combo to take away the silly dog ​​in front of her and give it to the restaurant chef to make dog meat stew.

"Why should I go down? I'm a pet dog. Isn't it normal for a pet dog to jump into the arms of its owner and act like a spoiled child? Bark bark, Haashaashaas!" The waiters' eyes immediately changed from disgust to another emotion - this emotion is called Gao Shan Yang Zhi.

I can't see it, brother, you are very good at playing! !

"Get the hell out of me!" As the target of his sight, Lao Li blushed a lot, and without Talu pulling his hand, he slapped La Gouzi off the ground with a slap.

"Brother Yunlong, it seems that this dog is no longer acceptable. Let's cook it into a dog meat stew and hand it over to the chef of the restaurant. It must taste very good."

Chapter 340 Five Can't Have This Dog!

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Xixi rested on Lao Li's lap, with big watery eyes, and a big tail wagging fawningly. From the bottom of his throat, there was a whimper of aggrieved Bala-this is still a wolf, it is clearly a wolf. After being violently beaten, pretend to be a poor husky!

So cute... No, so annoying! !

Lao Li admits that he has been cute, crazy is one thing, pulling a dog's face value is still online, it is very lethal to sell cute, but annoying is really annoying, this girl's smooth operation, the result is The guests and waiters in the restaurant all cast complicated glances at this place. It seems that some people took out their mobile phones, probably preparing to call the police. Lao Li couldn't hold back his face, not to mention Tallulah, he even wanted to eat dog meat. boiled.

"I'm sorry, master, I was wrong." La Gouzi cried weakly, begging weakly, "but... but... I just like master too much, can master forgive me?"

Evil~~~!

Fortunately, he didn't eat much, otherwise Lao Li would be nauseated and vomited.

Feeling that the sight around him is getting more and more dazzling, and it seems that someone has already started to make a call, Lao Li's mentality exploded instantly, he grabbed the dog and stuffed it under his armpit, and then slipped away—not slipped away and waited to go to the Guards Bureau for a drink tea?

"Brother Yunlong, wait for me!" Talula quickly got up from her seat and was about to catch up, but was stopped by the smiling restaurant waiter.

"Miss, if you want to leave the store, please pay the bill first!" Although the waiter smiled kindly, his attitude was obviously not very friendly. He didn't cover up the scary origin stone crystal on his leg. If the three of them didn't dress very stylishly, they probably wouldn't even be able to enter the store. There were still a few waiters around who were vaguely looking at this side. The result of order evasion was obvious. It won't be so wonderful.

"Tsk!" In the red pupils covered by the blue contact lenses, a penetrating yellow light flashed instantly, and Tallulah threw a black credit card with her hand, like throwing a knife, "Hurry up!" , I'm in a hurry!"

"Yes, please wait a moment!" The waiter caught the small tower throwing knife with the sound of breaking the wind. Obviously, he was not an ordinary person. After getting the black credit card, his attitude immediately became respectful.

The black credit card is a tacit understanding of various banks, not everyone can get it, this thin card is a representative of status and wealth, the only thing that surprised the waiter is that this card is not issued by a bank in Longmen , but Usas Bank, with the Chernobog incident before, it is inevitable that it will attract attention. The waiter thought about it, and at the same time he swiped his card to check out, he also reported to his leader.

And this high-end hotel...is also invested by the Shi Huaiya family, so it is almost no surprise that this seemingly inconspicuous news made a few turns and was sent to the little tiger again.

The reaction of the Three Heroines of the Longmen Gate is not listed for the time being. Tallulah is still waiting patiently for the waiter to swipe her card. Lao Li has already escaped from the restaurant with Li Gouzi in his arms. As soon as he went out, Li Gouzi With a twist, he slid out of Lao Li's arms like a loach, and then jumped up. Before Lao Li could react, he was carried on his shoulder by the dog.A black luxury car sped up and stopped in front of the two of them. The rear door opened, and the dog threw Lao Li in without saying a word. He jumped into the car and closed the door. The driver kicked the accelerator. The child ejected and started, and when Tallulah chased out of the hotel in a hurry, she couldn't even see the exhaust of the car.

"Damn it!" After looking around, Talula didn't find any of them. Only then did Tallulah realize that she had been put together. If she hadn't maintained her basic rationality, she would have burned the luxury hotel behind her on the spot to vent her anger.

——Cunning dog, I remember you, sooner or later I will stew you to eat dog meat!

"Huha, I'm scared to death!!" In the black limousine that was speeding, La Gouzi, who was in Lao Li's arms, let out a long sigh of relief, then propped up his upper body, with a hint of charm in his eyes, "Are you satisfied with my performance? ,My master?"

Lao Li is still in a circle at the moment, wondering why he was kidnapped by an Erha, he raised his hand to push away the silly dog ​​still lying on his body, grabbed his head and sat up, looked up, Sure enough, the person driving in the driver's seat was the dog's good friend Texas, and the girl was also dressed in the fancy dress she wore at the banquet before. Obviously, the two dogs were the same, and they chased them from the banquet. In other words, the two acted together.

"Which song are you singing for me?" Looking at De Gouzi, and then at La Gouzi beside him, Lao Li scratched his waxed hair into a chicken coop, and couldn't understand the two girls. motivation for behavior.

"Of course it's to save you, my master!" The dog who had been pushed away came up again, laying on Lao Li's shoulder, and blowing into Lao Li's ears and eyes.

"Go, go, stay away from me!" Lao Li hastily pressed the dog's face, "Why is the master not the master? I don't plan to change your name, right?"

"Are you nervous? Are you shy?" La Gouzi grabbed Lao Li's hand and put it in the palm of his own, with a provocative smile on his face, "You are also very handsome like this, my respected master! "

Lao Li: "..."

——Damn it, it seems that this dog is really unacceptable!

"Pfft! Hahahahaha! Not at all, my master, your reaction is too funny, hahahahaha..." Laplande laughed wildly while clutching his stomach, obviously very satisfied with his prank.

In the face of such a lively Erha, Lao Li was not polite to her, he stretched out his hand decisively to pinch a wolf's ear, and then made a 360-degree turn.

"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" La Gouzi hurriedly shook his head and broke free from the restraints, covered his two wolf ears and retreated to the end of the seat, "Why, there is a beautiful girl slave who is obedient, shouldn't Is it something you men dream of, is it because I am not pretty enough or is your vision too high?"

"Then you are his mother's preface, and I will show you!" Lao Li waved the dog's hair in his hand, with a look of contempt on his face, he knew that pulling the dog's "master" to "master" must be just a prank part of the

"I don't want it, how boring is that?"

"Isn't this still true? You don't listen to anything, so what use is it for me to keep you to waste food?"

"Don't say that, my master, I can't do what I say, but in all fairness, from the first time we met to now, I have carried out everything you said without compromise. I am very obedient, okay? "

"Are you still good? If you are good, then the boar can have cubs!"

"This is the master, you are being unreasonable, right?" La Gouzi spread his hands, "I'm not claiming credit, the first night I arrived in Rhodes Island, among the prisoners who came with me, some were planning to escape, and others didn't know I wanted to bully Dr. Lynx's orphans and widows, and directly seize the control of Rhodes Island. I beat them up one by one, and they finally calmed down. Later, when I sparred with the old general, I If I lose, I will obey you. I have never disobeyed your orders since then, have I? You have to speak with your conscience. If you say I am not good, what is wrong with me?"

"Why, then you still want me to give you a medal?" Lao Li smiled coldly. Now the Erha is indeed quite obedient, but he doesn't believe that Erha can stay so obedient forever.

"There is no need for medals. It is my honor to serve the master!" Pull Gouzi jumped forward, hugged Lao Li's waist, rubbed his hairy head back and forth, and looked like a dog licking his face. After seeing this The girl has no face or skin, and Lao Li doesn't bother to talk to her, so he just treats it like a dog rubbing against him, rubbing the dog, it's not shabby.

"She's serious." Texas, who was driving, suddenly said coldly.

"Seriously?"

"Just this silly dog, she is serious about calling your master." As soon as Texas turned the steering wheel, the car left the busy avenue, got into a small road, and began to twist and turn. Zheng Cheng, don’t even think about catching this car even if you adjust the monitoring, “The relationship between you and her is not a master-slave relationship. In Syracuse, these two words represent one party’s complete obedience and respect for the other Loyalty, you don't need to like her, but please don't take these two words seriously. This silly dog ​​has never surrendered to anyone, even if it is pretending. She has her own dignity. Since she is called that You, as long as you give an order, even if you let her commit suicide, she will obey."

"Really?" Hearing Texas's explanation, Lao Li couldn't help but look at the dog again.

"It's a joke!" Pull Gouzi with a playful smile.

"Even if I tell you to commit suicide, will you be obedient?" Lao Li was eager to try.

"That..." La Gouzi was still laughing, but the sweat on his forehead had already started to protrude, "Hey, hey! That is to say, you don't really want to give it a try, do you? Think twice, I'm definitely alive It's more useful dead, right?"

"Interesting, I didn't tie your hands, how can you really be so obedient?" Seeing La Gouzi's reaction, Lao Li believed most of Texas's words, rubbed his chin and laughed.

"This is the pride of the people of Syracuse, you don't understand!" A pair of wolf ears lay on the top of the head, and the dog who had been seen through was wilting like a frost-beaten eggplant, "Texas, why did you tell him the truth? I haven't had enough fun yet!"

"I just don't want to see you wagging your tail like a lost dog, only to be kicked away. Playing tricks on your master is not something Syracusians should do." Ji You taunted , the German dog with Pocky in his mouth all the time stepped on the brakes, and the black limousine slowly stopped in front of an inconspicuous building that looked like a warehouse, "Get out of the car, we are here, you can use it here Make a temporary hiding place."

Pulling the dog jumped out of the car first, holding the door with one hand, and resting one hand on the door frame, like those waiters or well-trained bodyguards in high-end hotels, invited Lao Li to get off the car with an elegant smile: "Please get off Car, my master!"

"What kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?" Rubbing the disgusting goosebumps on his arms, Lao Li turned around and got out of the car, and rewarded the troublemaker with a chestnut. "Kidnapping", he wanted to get out of the car immediately and go back to find Tallulah. The little dragon girl didn't pay close attention, the ghost knows how many big news she can give you quietly, but in the end, she was dragged like a dog. Three nonsense and two not nonsense, he wanted to stay and watch the next performance instead.

Anyway, Lao Li doesn't believe that the reason for pulling the dog is to save himself. Talula didn't show any danger. Even if Erha's sixth sense sensed that Xiao Longniu was a dangerous person, he wouldn't be so decisive. The silly dog ​​is not so kind.

Therefore, this wave of operations is definitely a mouse pulling a wooden shovel-the big head is behind.

Texas didn't mess around with the dog. The girl parked the car, got out of the car with the small Kun bag she used at the banquet, took out a bunch of keys from the bag, found the corresponding one, and went to the car. I opened the door of the "warehouse" before, and then entered first, and Lao Li and the two followed. Before they had time to adapt to the dark environment, they were dazzled by the sudden bright light. After their eyes finally adapted to the sudden light and darkness, After the change, after restoring the focus, the vision suddenly opened up.

From the outside, it looks like an unattractive "warehouse" or some other functional building, but the interior is well-decorated. Rows of wine bottles are placed on the wall-mounted wine cabinets, reflecting the soft light from the roof. , it is dazzling to see, it seems to be a bar with high taste, and the gramophone even plays melodious classical music.

Wait a minute, who's playing the music?

"Welcome to [End of the Earth], cheers!" Texas didn't operate the phonograph, and Lao Li was still wondering, when he heard someone say this, and then, a round sofa in front of him with his back to this side automatically Turning around, a penguin wearing a cultural shirt, a turban and sunglasses is nestled on the sofa like a dog, and the little wings without fingers are holding a large goblet in an unimaginable way, and the light penetrates the wine glass The rose-red liquid coated the penguin with a somewhat mysterious purple-red film.

"Boss, why are you here too?" Texas was also very surprised by the appearance of the penguin, and her name for the penguin made Lao Li look sideways--good guy, Penguin Logistics, Penguin Logistics, we have been making a fuss for a long time, it turns out The boss is really a penguin?

"My employee was abducted in person. As a responsible boss, I naturally want to come and take a look. If someone dares to do anything excessive to my lovely employee, then I promise in the name of the [Emperor] , he will never see the sun the next day, the boss should love his employees like this, don't you think so, this unknown gentleman?"

Chapter 340 Six You Have Her Smell Of Sulfur

Ever since I came to Terra, the people I have seen are really strange, time and time again strong women are doing Lao Li's aesthetics.

When I first saw Amiya with a donkey...cough, with rabbit ears, Lao Li was taken aback, but overall it was harmless, cute and beautiful, and the next level was the detective The little tiger in the office is fluffy all over, but she is still a pretty little girl. Going one step further, the Wei Yanwu couple is a mixture of humans (harmony) and animals, and the scariest thing is Mr. Lin, the candy shop, has only a little bit of humanity left.

But none of the above characters is as outrageous as the fat penguin in front of him. Everyone else is still a bit human, but he is 100% pure bird.

"Hehe, it's none of my business. I also asked these two girls to be tied up here. You have to ask them!" Hearing that Fat Penguin's words were aimed at him, Lao Li grinned and sat on the sofa , there happened to be a bunch of goblets on the table, and a bottle of wine opened by Fat Penguin. Lao Li didn't treat himself as an outsider, grabbed the wine bottle and poured himself a glass, but he almost swallowed it down. I didn't spit it out on the spot, but the wonderful taste of dry red, neither bitter nor sour, bitter and sour, was really ecstasy. Lao Li, who was used to drinking baijiu, couldn't enjoy it at all, so he couldn't help complaining, "Damn it, what is this, it smells like Wine, why does it taste like bitter melon soaked in vinegar?"

"Heh, a layman who can't taste fine wine!" The fat penguin patted its belly with its small wings, mocked Lao Li's taste, put its pointed beak into the wine glass in front of it, and took a sip of the wine in the glass.

"The vulgar old man doesn't know, but the old man knows that this wine is not good to drink. This drink is like his mother's medicine. Whoever likes to drink it will drink it. Anyway, I don't like to drink it. It's better than our sweet potatoes! "

"...Indeed, this wine is really fucking bad. I've seen hell. Why would someone like this kind of shit, and make the price so expensive?" After a moment of silence, the fat penguin snapped Sitting up straight, he followed Lao Li and scolded his mother, holding the wine glass high in his hand, "Do you know how much this bottle of wine cost me? You don't know, SHIT! These bastard profiteers, this bottle of wine If you take it out, you can buy a limited-edition super luxury car!"

"Since you know that this wine is expensive and tastes bad, why do you still buy it?"

"Don't ask, it's hard to buy if you ask, is this wine delicious? Is it good? Is this wine expensive? Expensive! Does this wine look good on display? It looks good! The poor ghosts are envious and jealous." Does it look good? Great! You ask me why I buy such expensive wine? Not because of anything else, but because when others see the bottle, they know that I have money, and a bottle of wine can cover their lifetime income. The happiness of rich people is so plain and boring.”

Hearing the fat penguin showing off its wealth, the DNA in Lao Li's heart that cut the tail of capitalism began to move, "We have established a cooperative relationship a long time ago, but I don't know what to call you brother?"

"You can just call me [Great Emperor]. As you can see, I am the boss of Penguin Logistics, and Texas is my excellent employee!" Fat Penguin's tone was quite proud, and Lao Li could understand his feelings.

People are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away when compared with goods. Compared with the dross of pulling a dog, why can't you be proud to have such a reliable working girl in Texas?

"What's your name from Rhodes Island?" After introducing himself, Fat Penguin pulled down his sunglasses a little bit, revealing a pair of sharp eyes.

"If you don't want to change your name or your surname, I am Dr. Li Yunlong from Rhodes Island!"

"You are Li Yunlong? You commanded less than [-] people in Rhodes Island to fight out from the encirclement of tens of thousands of people in the integration movement?"

"Like a fake replacement!"

"Interesting, I didn't expect that we could meet in this situation. I thought Texas picked up a little boy from somewhere. I apologize for my previous faux pas!"

"Boss, please ask me, what kind of ghost image do I have in your heart?" After being shot randomly by the fat penguin, the veins on Texas' forehead suddenly popped out.

"What kind of image do you have in my mind? Don't you have any clues?" Fat Penguin didn't hesitate at all. One, one from the sunny and happy Sakota delivery girl, and this Erha who came from nowhere, the ghost knows how many romantic debts you have outside, you should be ashamed, Dirk Sass!"

Texas didn't say anything, just walked silently to the table where the phonograph was placed, opened the drawer, took out a vinyl record from it, and then walked back, holding the edge of the record with both hands.

"No, Texas, what are you going to do with my collector's edition vinyl record?" The fat penguin's little wings covered his cheeks, and he instantly turned into "Scream-Animal World Limited Edition".

"Crack!" Dexas squeezed his hands hard, and under the ravages of the Terran's strange force, the not-so-strong vinyl record was instantly cracked.

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Amidst the screams of fat penguins as if they had gone through ten tortures in Qing Dynasty, Texas was expressionless and merciless. The record was torn in half, and then the two halves overlapped again, and it was torn into four halves abruptly. It seemed that this was not enough to destroy his boss, and the wreckage of each vinyl record was taken out by Texas. After concocting, all of them were broken into pieces the size of coins before they were finished.

"No! No! My record, Texas, you are simply a demon! You might as well just kill me!" The fat penguin clutched his heart, rolling back and forth on the sofa, with a miserable look that might die on the spot at any time appearance.

"Killing is against the law, so I won't kill you!" The corners of Texas' lips curled up slightly, showing a cruel smile, "But I know the location of all your records and other private collections, I advise you to do it yourself! "

"Demon! You're a demon! Hell, I'm so delusional that I recruited an employee like you, oh my god, I'm going to call an angel to come over and tell her to subdue you, a demon who escaped from hell. "

The fat penguin was still playing tricks there, and the result was that the second vinyl record was smashed to pieces, paying for the owner's bad taste with his life.

So the penguin's screeching sound became even more indescribable.

"Texas looks scary, doesn't he?" La Gouzi lay on the back of the sofa and hugged Lao Li's neck from behind, "So everyone says I'm very good, I won't tear your collection , aren't you going to praise me?"

"I have to have something for you to tear!" Lao Li raised his hand to pat the dog's head, and then opened the dog's arms, "Be good or not, you haven't answered my question yet, Why did you bring me here?"

"Didn't I say it all, to save you?"