Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Hey, the reason why you have two eyes is to vent your anger? You don't open your eyes and take a good look. I, Li Yunlong, don't look like I need you to save me. Aren't you just making trouble?"

"Aren't you being held hostage?"

"You're the fucking hostage. I eat well and dress well. How can you look like this when you're kidnapped?"

"No..." La Gouzi looked up at the sky, thought for a while, and then smiled and lay on Lao Li's shoulder, "It doesn't matter, if you are with such a dangerous woman, you will be kidnapped sooner or later. It is to prevent problems before they happen!"

"I think you are just idle and messing around with nothing else to do, right? If there is nothing else to do, I will go back first." At first I thought that pulling the dog was a mouse pulling the shovel, but now I see, It was the mouse pulling the wooden stick, and Lao Li immediately lost the interest in continuing to compete with the silly dog. He was worried about not causing any trouble to Tallulah, so he was anxious to go back and continue playing Infernal Affairs.

"Don't rush to leave, my master, that woman, is the leader of the integration movement, right?" La Gouzi's understatement stopped Lao Li's footsteps just now.

Lao Li looked back, pulled Gouzi to point his lips, and smiled evilly, with a demeanor that everything was under control—well, Shagou is just a nickname, this guy is not only useless, but also Smart one.

"How do you know?" Lao Li always called Tallulah "big sister", so he must have never heard of Tallulah's name.

"That strong smell of sulfur can only exist in the Vaifans who use the flame origin stone skills, and there is a certain relationship between Vaivan and Drake, this smell should be common, as far as I know , the main talent of the Drake family is all kinds of special flames." La Gouzi nodded his nose, indicating that you smell of sulfur on your body, which is the crime of my nose, "the integration movement did not The cadres of the Ivan people, the ordinary Vaivan women should not be worthy of asking the master to accompany her on a trip to Longmen. Since she can't be an ordinary Vaivan who can use flames, then it can only be Drake .”

After La Gouzi finished speaking, Dexas and Fat Penguin also quietly stopped their fuss. The latter was still crying just now, but now it seems that the vinyl fragments on the ground are garbage. All attention was focused on Lao Li, waiting for his answer, noticing the questioning gaze, and looking at the smug expression of the dog, Lao Li nodded helplessly: "Yes, I am indeed with her. Come back, then what?"

"Then? My master, are you going to tell me that you enjoy the two-person world with her very much?" The corner of La Gouzi's mouth curved up a bit, "So I said you were kidnapped, actually No problem, is it?"

Hearing this, Lao Li froze for a moment, then waved to La Gouzi: "Come here, come here!"

Pulling Gouzi immediately ran over, but Lao Li pinched his little cheek, but this time he pinched him tenderly: "Yes, you, you are a roundworm in my stomach. Can you guess it all?"

"It's not difficult to guess, whether it's you or that Draco, the purpose of you coming to Longmen together is definitely not to travel, you must have a goal to achieve, it may be to kill someone, or it may be to get money. I found something important, but it doesn't matter to me." La Gouzi held Lao Li's big hand, pressed it on his face, and gently rubbed his face against Lao Li's palm, "You guys The two are enemies and not friends, so whether the goal is what you need or what Drake needs, the other side has a position to stop the other side. Of course, there is another possibility that the two of you do have the same goal, but for me In other words, it's worth the gamble!"

"Succeed, you won the bet this time!" Lao Li couldn't laugh or cry, now he had to admit that pulling the dog was a bit annoying, but at the critical moment, it could really help, and it was a big help.

To prevent Tallulah from executing Mephisto is already a decision, so Lao Li has been using his brain to find a way after saying goodbye to Kelsey, but unfortunately he didn't come up with any good way. The late one was as sticky as a dog's skin plaster, and Lao Li couldn't get rid of her at all. If he couldn't get rid of her, he couldn't make small moves. He couldn't wait until he found Mephistopheles before betraying her on the spot, right?How about being burned to ashes by Tallulah?

Lao Li didn't dare to bet that at that time, Tallulah's "love" for him was still unreliable, and even his right-hand man could kill at will, so why would she let one go and only knew each other for a few days? A flimsy boyfriend?

You can't have too high expectations for this kind of ruthless woman, otherwise you will only be the one who cheats you.

Therefore, it is necessary for Lao Li to find a way to separate from Talula for a period of time, but the wave of assists by La Gouzi came too suddenly, Lao Li's mind was completely muddled, and he didn't respond at all for a while come over.

"The Drake you are talking about is Wei Yanwu's eldest niece?" After listening to Lao Li and La Gouzi's exchange, the fat penguin touched his beak with the tip of its wings and asked in a humanoid manner?

"Are you his friend too?" Old Li Xin said absolutely, like like a bird and people are divided into groups. This Wei Yanwu has quite a few friends, but none of them looks like a human.

"More than a friend? To be precise, it is a close partner. Longmen can develop to this point, and I can't do without my credit. When Wei Yanwu saw me, he had to let me put down his stinky airs, otherwise I would Just use a wine bottle to blow your face!" Fat Penguin began to take credit for himself, but the ultimate purpose of taking these credits is to prove that he is rich, capable of making money, and the main investor in the construction of Longmen. How exciting is it?

"The power of Longmen is really intertwined, Texas, it seems that your boss is also interested in that Drake." La Gouzi smiled wickedly, fierce flames ignited in his mischievous eyes, "But unfortunately, I have to ask you to stop, because your actions may conflict with my master. If you insist on participating, it's just right, Texas, let's have a life-and-death fight after a long absence, haha Ha ha ha ha……!!"

Chapter 340 Seven

Seeing the dog pulling in front of him like a she-wolf guarding her cubs, Lao Li suddenly felt that the quiet, stable and capable Texas is not so fragrant, and for a moment, it seems that it is not bad to raise a Erha At least the erha in front of me will not dismantle the house, but let the German shepherd he admires dismantle the house and make a set, but the illusion is just an illusion after all, Lao Li quickly realized that pulling the dog to defend himself is False, competing with Texas is real.

——Even if he was someone else's dog's leg, Laplande shouted with his rotten vocal cords: "Can Texas do it?"

After thinking about this point, Lao Li's mentality became more subtle. He thought that this silly dog ​​might not have gone to Penguin Logistics to hang out for a few days, and was a little stimulated by the strong workplace culture, so he came to our boss. Li recognizes the master.

Although it's a good thing that this silly dog ​​is willing to obey, why does it feel like I'm a fucking spare tire?

"Come on, my dear Texas, with the determination to kill each other thoroughly, after leaving Syracuse, let's have a hearty fight after a long time!" The purpose, put all my heart and soul on Texas, "Why don't you draw your sword? Is it because a peaceful life has wiped out your wildness? I'll help you regain your old memories."

"Ah—!" Facing the crazy Pull Gouzi, Texas couldn't help raising his hand, and let out a long sigh, "Although I think it's an insult to my IQ, I still have to remind you, The two of us are going to a banquet today, and all the weapons are in the dormitory of Penguin Logistics, what do you want me to pluck, do you want me to pluck your two leg hairs?"

"Forget it." La Gouzi actually lowered his head and glanced at his bare white legs, "After getting back the weapon, the two of us will make up today's debt, remember, this is what you owe me .”

"I don't owe you." Texas resolutely vetoed the account, and you can't spoil her for pulling a dog, or you will definitely get kicked in the face, "I thought you were going to fight with your bare hands."

"No, that's too inelegant."

"I doubt very much whether you know how to write the word 'elegant'."

"Oh? You can doubt everything about me, but you can't doubt my level of education. My handwriting is much more beautiful than yours, okay? Come on, come on, take care of you with pen and ink. I just came to Longmen this time and just learned Yan Kingdom I think this bar lacks a good calligraphy and painting!" La Gouzi rolled up his sleeves swearing, as if he really planned to play with words, but was naturally stopped by Lao Li.

"Okay, okay, let's leave it alone and you're so fucking excited, what are you messing around with?" Lao Li held the dog's head and rubbed it hard. Not to mention, the hand feels pretty good, almost the same as Xiaohong's head , worthy of being a breed.

"In Rhode Island, don't say that. Employees are willing to take the initiative to show their talents. A good boss should learn to look at them with appreciation, and even encourage them, so as to discover the hidden strengths of employees. This is my experience. Talking about it, if you are like me, if you encounter an employee who is obviously a professional singer but is unwilling to speak, forcing you to cultivate a rookie idol with no foundation, you will understand my pain." When Lao Li suppressed La Gouzi, the emperor actually spoke good words for the girl. The fat penguin had a sad expression on his face, and he didn't know who the employee he was talking about was.

But it's a pity that the fat penguin who regards vinyl records as his life is so sorry. Presumably this employee's singing must be much better than that of the military art troupe.

"Singing? I can sing very well, do you want to listen?" Hearing what the emperor said, the dog got excited again, "Boss Penguin, you are not running a music company, think about training me to be an artist." ?”

"Just you?" Fat Penguin pulled down his sunglasses with a look of contempt on his face, "I believe you can sing very well, but that's only because you are born with a good voice, don't try to use your hobbies to challenge the jobs of professional musicians!"

"Tsk, that's really harsh, but according to what you said, doesn't the employee you mentioned also regard singing as a hobby?" "So who is this employee you're talking about? Since it's not a yellow-haired idol, is it a bread man? Or a Sakota? It can't be you from Texas, right? I don't even know." You have secretly practiced your vocal skills behind my back all these years."

"Sorry, you guessed wrong, you can't see that person." Texas wailed again and again, sighing all the anger of the past year, "Didn't you want to perform calligraphy, why did you turn to Sing up?"

"Yes, I want to write calligraphy." Pull Gouzi slammed his palms, squinted his eyes and smiled badly, "Then please help me prepare pen and ink, dear Texas!"

"Wait for a while!" Lao Li called De Texas, "It's just this stupid dog, just like her, she still knows calligraphy?"

"Although it's unbelievable, it's the truth. I don't know if she knows Yan Kingdom calligraphy, but when she was in Syracuse, she could write very beautiful cursive characters, and she was very good at imitating other people's handwriting. With this One-handedly murdered many important figures in the mafia, I really can't do this." When admitting his own inadequacy, Texas rolled his eyes and pulled the dog proudly, "Although I don't like her, but I think she You deserve a chance to perform."

"Thank you! Texas, in return, I can teach you how to imitate other people's handwriting, actually there is a trick!"

"No need, I've already washed my hands and quit, and it's useless to learn any skills."

Rejecting the "good intentions" of the dog, Texas went into another room to prepare the things needed by the dog. After a while, the girl carried a roll of life announcement between her and a The Four Treasures of the Study Room came out, and the things in his hands could be seen to be very valuable. The emperor also turned his head and took a look: "This is... from the old man Lin at the last party? It's useless to send it away! It's okay, I can get it anyway." Come out and use it, or you will pack it up and throw it away with the trash."

"Mr. Lin gave this to you in the hope that you can... Forget it, I didn't say anything."

"You hold back and I know what you want to say. The old mouse has been friends with me for many years. I know what he is thinking better than you. I have only one answer, and that is that I am a Colombian. My mind is mixed with their Yan Kingdom's intrigue. I only care about my music. I only need a place where I can make music with peace of mind. Take care of your own housework, and don't bother me with your mother!"

The fat penguin waved its small wings and seemed to be reprimanding Texas, but in fact it was referring to Sang and Huai, and it was all for Lao Li. De Gouzi seemed to be scolded so badly that he couldn't lift his head, but he didn't take it to heart at all. , the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, and Lao Li is not so stupid that he can't hear the implication. In short, Fat Penguin has shown his position in this incident-absolutely neutral, no one can If he doesn't help, he won't help Talula deal with his uncle, nor will he help Wei Yanwu deal with his niece.

But when he told this to Lao Li, did he think that we would help Tallulah win the Dragon Gate together?

It seems that this fat penguin knows very little!

Old Li immediately divided Wei Yanwu and his group of "husbands and dogs" into three, six, and nine grades. Mr. Lin is probably the only person who knows about the integration movement. The fat penguin just caught some scaly claws from nowhere. The information is all relying on his own brain to outline the whole picture of the incident, but he doesn't care whether he knows it or not, because he doesn't intend to mix it in at all, he just knows that he can avoid disasters and eliminate disasters, and open a detective agency The old carp is the most embarrassing thing, being used as a tool by the "friends".

Lao Li is hesitant to clarify his relationship with Tallulah. He is still not sure about Fat Penguin's strategy. He can't guarantee whether he is really obsessed with music, or whether he added special effects to Duang himself. Keshasi had already paved the four treasures of the study, and was a little clumsy about starting to study ink, so Lao Li put his thoughts aside for the time being, walked forward and said, "Let me come, I want to see if this stupid dog can write something. When something comes out, I don't believe it, she can really understand calligraphy like this?"

"A person is not judged by his appearance, and the sea is not to be measured. This is a proverb in the Yan Kingdom. My master, you are also from the Yan Kingdom. Don't be a man who judges people by their appearance and has a small mind!" La Gouzi walked forward shaking his head. , just like this, it really made her shake a little bit of a literati, the girl reached out to pick up the writing brush, this thing, in Yan Kingdom, not many people dare to say that they can use it, pull a dog The Syracusans hold the pen in the correct posture, dipping the tip of the pen in ink without trembling.

Such a style made Lao Li feel that he had really misjudged him. Could it be that this silly dog ​​really has two brushes?

Pulling the brush in his hand, La Gouzi moved over the rice paper, and was about to write, but suddenly froze in mid-air.

"What's the matter, can't write?" For a moment, the three people present were really shocked by the dog-like calligrapher's demeanor of Pulling Gouzi, and it was only when they saw the girl paused suddenly that they came back. , Lao Li, who least believed that La Gouzi knew calligraphy, couldn't help laughing, feeling that he had won a battle-don't look at La Gouzi's "Master" before and after "Master", Lao Li actually I always felt that I was the one who was led by the rope, and the girl completely controlled the right to speak and take the initiative.

"No, I'm just thinking about what to write. I can't just write elegantly, right? It's such a big piece of paper."

"So it's this? That's easy. If you don't know what to write, then write a poem. I said, write it!"

"No problem, speak, my master!"

"Then you can listen to it well. Let me think about it... Then you can write this poem. It should be:"

strong west wind,

The wild goose in the sky is called Shuang Chenyue.

frosty morning,

The sound of horseshoes breaking, the sound of horns swallowing;

Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now it has started from scratch.

start over,

Cangshan is like the sea, and the setting sun is like blood.

Lao Li just randomly found a teacher's poem for La Gouzi to write. As for those Tang poems and Song Ci, Lao Zhao taught him a lot when he was studying culture. I forgot a paragraph, but he can memorize the teacher's poems by heart, and he also likes the teacher's poems more than those ancient poems that I don't know what to write. It's hard for Lao Li to say that he has a higher level, but only in this point, those ancient poems can't catch up with flattery.

While Lao Li was reading, he was writing while pulling Gouzi. The pen was like a snake, and each vigorous and powerful black character appeared on the paper. From the time the first character was completed, even the uneducated Lao Li realized that he I really underestimated this silly dog. A girl writes like a god, and a set of writing is smooth and smooth. The brush is like a knife, and the strokes are vigorous and powerful. It doesn't look like a girl's handwriting at all. It is a masterpiece made by masters for decades, and it is by no means a parody of copybooks. Anyone can see the aura contained in the girl's fine handwriting. Without excellent talent and hard work, it is absolutely impossible to practice. This aura comes.

However, here comes the problem. The language of Yan Kingdom was only learned after La Gouzi came to Longmen. It is estimated that it was less than a year before and after, and most of them stayed in Longmen Prison, where there were endless gang fights all day long. If the girl wanted to practice calligraphy, she probably could only use the blood of other prisoners as ink, but this kind of thing didn't happen, that is to say, she didn't practice at all.

This stupid dog has been making a living as a killer, what a fucking shame! !

"How about it, my master, please comment on this clumsy work!" La Gouzi put down the brush, with a humble mouth, but the big tail that had already swayed showed the little pride in her heart.

"There's nothing to comment on. We don't understand this. The writing is really beautiful. This time, Lao Li misunderstood you. When we get back, we'll frame the writing and hang it in our office." Lao Li Patting Gouzi on the head as a reward, he cared more about other things than this picture, "I remember the girl said just now that you are good at imitating other people's handwriting, is it true?"

"Yeah, I promise to make sure that the fake ones are the real ones. What are you going to do, my master?" La Gouzi grinned, looking eager to make a move - Erha has always had enough power to make big news.

"It seems that our old Li is really lucky. You just picked up a treasure without paying attention. Your craftsmanship is much more valuable than your messy knife skills." Lao Li pinched La Gouzi's face with both hands, After kneading back and forth, a somewhat vicious plan in my mind took shape, "I ask you, if you want you to imitate a person's handwriting, how many words do you need him to write for you?"

Chapter 340: She Pretends, I Tear Down!

"Just one sentence is all it takes." As a canine that can rua casually after being familiar with the game, La Gouzi enjoys Lao Li's face rubbing attack very much, and his eyes are so comfortable that he narrowed his eyes. Tongue sticking out, "However, Yan Kingdom's characters are a bit special, and I'm not too sure. It's better to write more. If you can write a thousand or eight hundred characters, use all the commonly used characters, then you can be sure that nothing will go wrong. .”

"It's ok, girl, tell me how you practiced this skill, let me learn, maybe we, Lao Li, can be a great calligrapher in the future, so that my old comrades in arms won't always laugh at me Dog crawling characters!" Lao Li now really thinks that pulling a dog is a treasure, and he even wants to learn. In fact, his handwriting is not bad. It's definitely incomparable with Lao Zhao, and it's also incomparable with Kelsey, and it's even more incomparable with a calligrapher with a crooked skill tree like La Gouzi.

"Want to know my past? Hehehe... What an interesting idea, my master!" After a while, the dog started to get angry again, "You will know sooner or later, but it will never be up to me Come and tell you!"

"Her former parent was an artist who liked calligraphy and painting, and this silly dog ​​has only learned half of calligraphy." On the other side, Texas directly dismantled the dog's stage, saying that I can't understand you Pretentious here.

"Parents? Her father?" Lao Li pointed to Erha, who buried his head in his arms after being pierced by Texas. He really wanted to see what kind of fairy old man he was. Dad can teach such a girl.

"No... It's okay to say that, in fact, she was brought up by her parents, and I was the same, but in terms of blood, she and I are actually orphans who don't know who our parents are, and the so-called The parents are actually the leaders of the gangs we belong to. In Longmen, people with the same status would be called gang bosses or something, but in Syracuse, the mafia runs gangs in the name of the family. The leader is Parents, gang members with a higher status are elder brothers, and the leaders of multiple gang alliances are generally honored as godfathers, and so on, probably like this."

For the time being, Texas will give Lao Li a brief introduction to the mafia culture in Syracuse. It will not work without popularization, because this model is unique in the whole of Terra, and it seems that someone in the Eastern Kingdom has learned a little bit. , There is no country where the mafia maintains the social operation. The girl still remembers that when she first joined Penguin Logistics, she was once treated by Neng Angel and others as the exiled eldest lady of a declining noble family. She made a lot of jokes, it was simply fucking.

"It turns out that you two used to be a gangster in the Tao?" After saying this, Lao Li will understand, and Mr. Yixian is also a gangster in the Tao. It is not difficult to understand, "Then how did you two little girls go? Why don't you study well at home?"

"We have no choice. As I said, she and I are both orphans. Syracuse is a chaotic place. There are many orphans. Some are the product of one-night stands, but more are due to gang struggles." Referring to his hometown, Dexas, who had always been indifferent, also showed disgust, "The Syracuse Mafia is very powerful. They not only fight and kill, they also do some serious business to make a living. For the sake of appearance, they often pay I will do some social welfare work, and many mafias will set up orphanages, and orphans with better talents will be absorbed into the family. Such members will have extremely high loyalty to the family. This is the case with me and Laplande a product of the system."

"Then you don't want to hang out on the road, why did you all run away from home again?" The more Texas said, the more interested Lao Li became. Of course, he either supported the two girls to continue to play in the rivers and lakes, or he was against them. They are more curious about their life experiences—what if the spark of revolution burns to Syracuse in the future?

"Ask the silly dog ​​in your arms!" Texas' expression became even more disgusted.

Lao Li's curiosity was high, and when he heard the words, he grabbed the wolf's ears and pulled the dog's head up in his arms: "Then tell me?"

"Don't say it!" La Gouzi shook his head vigorously, and then continued to play tricks.

"You don't say? Then I will!" Texas is about to carry out the dismantling work to the end. "God knows what this stupid dog has gone crazy. At that time, her family was in full swing, and she was also elected as the eldest lady. It is only a matter of time before she becomes a parent or even a godmother. As a result, she forged letters from her parents and provoked several family wars, including my family, and even split her own family, as if she was afraid that our families would not be able to defeat them. The guy ran out to pick peaches, and the masters of each family were basically killed and injured in the war. No one could stop him. In one night, several big families were killed completely, causing the entire Syracuse Mafia to die. The vibration of the circle."

"Then you two have enmity?"

"Yes, and no, because I also joined her action afterwards. Since then, because of this incident, both of us have become dangerous elements wanted by the entire Syracuse mafia, but this is also a face project. There are very few fools who really come to arrest us, and some families will hire us to eradicate hostile families. In short, this stupid dog was infected with ore disease, and I was tired of killing. I wanted to wash my hands, so I left without telling her I left Syracuse, and finally wandered to Longmen, she chased me not long ago, and that’s how it happened.”

"You did all these things?" Lao Li pulled the dog's head up again. For pulling a dog, this was really admiration. What the heck, let the Erha play freely, I'm afraid it will be even more smoky.

"How about it, am I very good?" Even being cute and coquettish can't stop Dexus from tearing things down, so the dog pulls decisively and starts to play dumb.

"Are you praising you as an old man?"