Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: This monk is not serious

"That only proves that you have too little experience, uncle."

"Your wind is nothing but a magic weapon infused with mana!"

"And my elder sister can use her demon power to capture all magic weapons with her bare hands!"

Looking in the direction of the sound, there are two little fox demons, one big and one small!

The person who spoke just now has a sapphire blue heart garment with water cloud lotus sleeves, a goose yellow lotus skirt over his coat, a long green rope tied around his waist, and a glistening hook jade at the end!

Wearing a shawl with long green hair, air bangs combed on the forehead, two hairs in front of the body tied with fox-shaped hook jade, when smiling, his eyes are like crescent moons, and he looks "flat" and approachable...

And she is Tu Shan's third master - Tu Shan Rongrong!

"Sister is amazing!"

"This sand blower is very famous among humans!"

"Ya Ya admires her sister the most~"

At this time, another arrogant and cute voice sounded.

The voice naturally came from Tu Shan Yaya, she is almost a head taller than Rongrong now, with a wine red shawl and long hair, with sideways bangs, which is cool and cute.

Under Yuyu's eyebrows are a pair of pure and lively brown pupils, delicate nose, and a slight smile on the corner of her mouth...

Also, the current Tu Shan Yaya is still a sister-in-law!

Afterwards, I only heard Tu Shan Rongrong answering: "Then, leave it to me to deal with it!"

After finishing speaking, Tu Shan Rongrong quickly and swiftly pasted a talisman on the foreheads of Ximen Chuisha, Huhe Shuangxian and others.

Seeing this situation, apart from Dongfang Yuechu, Ximen Chuisha, who was clever but misunderstood by cleverness, and Ximen Chuisha, who thought he was experienced in the world, was full of suspicion and began to scare himself and guide his teammates "correctly":

"Brother Hu, what kind of talisman do you think we have stuck on our foreheads? It can't be the legendary mother-child demon-controlling talisman?"

"Brother He, don't scare me! Didn't you say that this kind of talisman was abolished about 400 years ago when the Heavenly King Shi Kuan was destroyed and Beishan was unified?"

"Brother Hu, the problem is, this is Tushan, not Beishan..."

During this period, Ximen Chuisha asked cautiously, "What kind of talismans are these?"

When Tu Shan heard the words, his eyes shone brightly, showing his small canine teeth, and he said seriously:

"Of course these are sex-changing soul-eating charms!"

"It can turn you into sisters, and then suck out your dirty souls..."

"And then, so that you can drink with the rest of your skins."

As she said that, Tu Shan Yaya also patted the Endless Wine Pot behind her, with a serious look!

As soon as Tu Shan finished his elegant words, the talisman paper between the foreheads of Ximen Chuisha and the other three people suddenly lit up, their expressions changed drastically in fright, and they threw themselves to the ground, begging for mercy...

"Are you afraid~"

"Aren't you very arrogant to my sister just now?" Tu Shan Yaya put her hands on her hips, showing her small canine teeth, smiling like a crescent moon.

At this moment, Dongfang Yueyue who was not far away pointed at Tiger Crane Shuangxian and the others, imitating the words with a proud expression:

"Uncle, didn't you look very arrogant when you saw that beautiful Yaoxian sister just now?"

"Ahahahahaha~~"

However, Xiao Yue, who was laughing smugly, didn't know that the danger was approaching...

"Sand sculpture, you—"

"You have also been pasted with the Soul Eater Talisman, do you know?" Tu Shan Yaya came to Dongfang Yueyue, and directly put a big head on his head:

"You're going to die with them too, die with—"

"Aren't you afraid?" Tu Shan Yaya did not forget to scare after finishing the beating.

Xiaochu covered her head and said seriously:

"Afraid, what is there to be afraid of?"

"I will kill monsters openly, but people will kill my whole family with a smile. In comparison, monsters are much more honest than people..."

Who knows that at this time, Xiaoyue successfully attracted the attention of sister Yaoxian...

During this period, just when Xiaoyue was getting carried away with complacency, when he, who was taught by Qin Lan the skills of teasing girls since he was a child, and his little hands unconsciously wanted to perform head-touching kills, he discovered——

He can't get enough...

However, at this moment, a big hand suddenly appeared, placed on Tu Shan Yaya's head naturally, and touched her head (Touch the head to kill × 1)...

Chapter 74 Congratulations, You Have Entered the Toll Station of Tushan Expressway

The owner of this hand is a young man in his 20s.

He was wearing a black satin brocade robe, with a white jade hair crown on his head tied up in a bun, and two strands of hair drooping in front of him, free and easy!

The sword eyebrows, starry eyes, and high nose bridge made his facial features more three-dimensional. At this moment, the corners of his mouth are raised, with a slight smile...

The young man is Tang Sanzang, dressed in this way, because of his Dao Fruit—Saint Demon Bodhi, and Sister Yaya thinks: This Sanzang is even more handsome!

……

At this time, seeing such a situation, the eyeballs of Ximen Chuisha and others almost fell out:

The young man in front of him is obviously a human being, but he actually——

Dare to touch the head of Tu Shan's second boss, could it be that the old birthday star eats arsenic and can't find death?

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the stupid hair on the top of Tu Shan Yaya's head stood up, she smiled instantly, turned to look at Tang Sanzan and said:

"Sanzang, come back!"

"Yes, Sister Yaya," Tang Sanzang smiled warmly, then looked at Dongfang Yueyue, as if he had just noticed it, and asked pretending to be surprised, "Eh! Sister Yaya, who is this child?"

"He's not a child, he's a brat..." Tu Shan Yaya replied with a grin.

"Okay, Ya'er, don't mess around, be patient, let's deal with the matter before us first!"

At this time, Tu Shanhonghong came over and touched Tu Shan Yaya's head (touching the head to kill x 2), during which she also gave Tang Sanzan a provocative look.

But after Tu Shan Yaya heard her sister's words, she immediately became obedient and waited for Tu Shan's shopkeeper Rong to settle the score...

Not long after, the "master of the Tushan Expressway Toll Station" - Tu Shan Rongrong, used the "small abacus" that could "grow up with the owner" to complete all the calculations.

"Forget it~"

"Yumian Fengjun 2000 taels, tiger monster 500 taels, crane monster 300 taels..."

Yumian Fengjun heard the words, and asked with a puzzled face: "Uh, let me ask you, this 2000 taels—"

Er Er, Tu Shan Huateng, oh, no, Tu Shan smiled and explained in a cute voice:

"Of course it's a toll~"

"As long as you pay the full amount, you can pass through Tushan safely!"

"In addition, calculated according to the strength of the protected customers, the number displayed on everyone's head is the daily fee..."

Hearing this, the tiger demon felt a sense of déjà vu, and said in a daze:

"Uh! How does this sound a bit like: I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, you can leave it to buy road money..."

the other side.

"Sanzang, is this considered robbery?" Tu Shan said in a low voice.

"Sister Yaya, Tu Shan is our own home, did you say that you robbed others in your own home? What's more, who is 'Jie'? Why did we beat him?" Tang Sanzan replied in a very nonchalant way...

At the same time, Tu Shanhonghong looked at Ximen Chuisha and the others with her kind eyes, and at the same time used full-level ventriloquism (heart sound), and said domineeringly:

"The wild goose plucks its hair, and the beast leaves its hide!"

"I don't agree with my rules? (Hold on!)"

In order to avoid being loved by Tu Shanhonghong again, the two demons and one person kissed the ground with their faces, and hurriedly smiled flatteringly:

"Don't you dare, what a humanized design this is! It's—"

"After we pay the money, will we be able to catch that kid?"

"Miss Honghong, look at his ragged clothes, he must not be able to pay the toll..."

During the period, what was shocking was that Ximen Chuisha's disabled legs healed from the fright...

Tang Sanbu observed meticulously, and by the way, Tu Shan Rongrong's spiritual thoughts were transmitted into the ear canal:

"Sister Rongrong, Ximen Chuisha's legs have been healed after being frightened by Sister Honghong. When the time comes, remember to charge an extra fee. In addition, we will give you [-]% of the money..."

Hearing the words, Tu Shan immediately stared at Ximen Chuisha, his eyes were like a crescent moon, he smiled without saying a word...

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, Dongfang Yuechu took out 100 taels of silver (by blowing sand from the pit Ximen) and handed it to Tu Shan Rongrong.

"This is my toll!"

"One or two marked on the paper, it will be protected for a hundred days..."

Then, with a "whoosh", he jumped to the side of Tu Shanhonghong, pulled the other party's long white cloud sleeves, and said in a pretentious manner:

"I'm surrounded by big sisters now, you guys have the guts to come here!"

“Slightly slightly~~”

After a while, Xiaochu seemed to think of something, and quickly reminded, "By the way, Sister Yaoxian, they have no money at all, and they can't afford tolls..."

Note *Tiger Demon (money bag was taken away by Qin Lan), Crane Demon (money bag was taken away by Dongfang Yuechu on the road), Ximen Chuisha (only 100 taels left, was paid toll by Dongfang Yuechu)

Hearing this, Tu Shanhonghong's eyes instantly turned red, her gaze was very kind, and her words carried a dangerous breath:

"Oh? So, you guys want to take the road of overlord!"

At this moment, Tang Sanzan lowered his head and whispered a few words to Tu Shan Yaya, only to see the latter's brown pupils shining, and shouted excitedly:

"Sister, sister, why don't you use the magic weapon on them to pay off the debt!"

Ximen Chuisha, Tiger and Crane Immortals: ...

At this moment, they want to cry without tears!

Especially Ximen Chuisha, as a human being, his magic weapon is his reliance, without the magic weapon, he might not even be able to defeat a little demon (with a magic weapon)...