Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: This monk is not serious

But the problem is, in the face of the majestic pressure on Tu Shanhonghong, how dare they say no!

In this way, they can only hand over the magic weapon willingly, and Tu Shan Rongrong will appraise it as collateral.

Among them, the tiger demon's magic weapon, the Giant Spirit Tiger Soul Orb, was "turned pale" from fright...

In the next second, Tu Shan's eyes were like a crescent moon, his smile was like a flower, and he fiddled with the abacus in his hand:

"Chilian returns to the crane hook, worth 490 taels, rounded up to 1000 taels."

"Giant Spirit Tiger Soul Bead, worth 400 taels, hey, it seems to have faded! Then get a 200% discount, worth [-] taels!"

"Xuewu Royal Fan, worth 750 taels, I'll give you a special price, 3000% off, it's worth [-] taels..."

"In this way, everyone deducts the toll, and there is still left over! The money I have with me is not enough to find you, why don't you spend it in Tushan City~"

Tu Shan smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Sorry" said.

"No, no, no, there's really no need to look for it." Ximen Chuisha and Huhe Shuangxian thought about leaving here as soon as possible. As for going to Tushan City, how dare they...

"Go as soon as I tell you, I don't like to owe people money!"

At this moment, Tu Shanhonghong glanced over with a kind look, and they were so frightened that they immediately shut up.

Later, when Tu Shan Rongrong was about to act as a temporary tour guide and brought Ximen Chuisha and others into Tu Shan City for (forced) consumption, Tu Shan Honghong suddenly stopped her:

"Rong Rong, wait a minute, and calculate the toll of this monk. Remember to change from silver to gold according to the standard last time, a hundred times!"

As soon as this remark came out, Tang Sanzan, who was chatting happily with Tu Shan Yaya, was stunned for an instant...

I knock, the poor monk is a resident who owns the permanent residence of Tushan, why should he pay the toll?

Before Tang Sanzang protested, Tu Shan Rongrong spread his hands and said helplessly, "Sister, Sanzang's fee can't be collected!"

"Oh? Why?" Tu Shanhonghong asked doubtfully, could it be that this monk also wants to take the road of overlord?

Immediately, Tu Shan Rongrong explained:

"Sister, didn't Sanzang move over to a golden mountain half a year ago? At that time, Tu Shan was starting the second five-year plan and was very short of money! So—"

(Don’t ask about the source of the five-year plan, and I won’t tell you if you ask, it was given by Tang Sanzan on purpose)

"At that time, half of Tushan was mortgaged to him..."

"Also, if it wasn't for the fact that Tu Shan was covered by his sister, he might have to pay half of the toll fee!"

Tu Shanhonghong: ...

Chapter 75 In this life, you lift my lunch box, and in the next life I will spit out your crabs

Seeing the change in her sister's expression, Tu Shan Rongrong hurriedly walked to Tu Shan Honghong's side, and said in a low voice behind her back:

"Sister, actually, there is nothing I can do about this matter."

Tu Shanhonghong looked puzzled, waiting for the other party's next words.

Immediately, Tu Shan Rongrong suggested in her cute voice:

"Sister, you marry Sister Yaya to Sanzang and make him Tu Shan's new son-in-law... As for the betrothal gift, it should be half of Tu Shan~"

Tu Shanhonghong didn't quite agree, let's not talk about the Shuilingling Chinese cabbage that she raised at home, how could it be cheaper than the monk Sanzang, let alone:

Rongrong, are you sure that the dowry is half a Tushan, not the dowry?

At that time, maybe the whole Tushan will be gone, maybe, you want me to be the majestic master of Tushan, so I can't work for others...

……

After a while, Tu Shan Rongrong brought Ximen Chuisha and others to the giant tree of bitterness.

"This is our main project of Tu Shan, the love of shemale, reincarnation and continuation~"

"If you have favorite humans or monsters, you can come to Tushan to customize this service!"

Tu Shan Rongrong distributed a flyer to Ximen Chuisha and Huhe Shuangxian, and introduced (promoted) the road in a friendly and professional manner.

"I—we, really don't need to."

Ximen Chuisha and Huhe Shuangxian just want to leave Tushan as soon as possible, so how can they care about reincarnation and continued fate...

Tu Shanrong saw that the few people were not very interested, so she took them to the Bazhen Building, and said politely:

"This is Tu Shan's special dinner, a few guests, please take it easy!"

Seeing this scene, Ximen Chuisha quickly waved his hand and refused: We are not hungry, we are not hungry..."

"Gulu~" I don't know whose stomach rumbled.

At this moment, Xiaochu, who followed the crowd, looked at the delicacies on the table, especially the charcoal-grilled golden phoenix (roasted suckling pig), and he, who was already hungry, rushed over unceremoniously. Hu eats and drinks.

When he ate, he did not forget to declare in advance: "How can food be wasted! By the way, the money is on your account!"

Tu Shan Rongrong on the side was stunned first, then smiled politely, and then said:

"This was prepared for them, and the blame must be on them. In addition, I would like to thank you for helping them carry out the CD-ROM operation!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome, my mother taught me not to waste food since I was a child..." Xiao Yue hurriedly waved her hand, and at the same time, she didn't forget to continue to eat charcoal-grilled golden pigs angrily!

After Dongfang Yuechu had finished eating the second senior brother, Tu Shan Rongrong sent away the crane demon with the least amount of deduction from the magic weapon, and then she treated the tiger demon by the way:

"The art of the fox demon moves the stars!"

"Your Giant Spirit Tiger Soul Orb has also been used up! Welcome to come again next time!"

Tu Shan's eyes were like a crescent moon, and he raised his hand with a smile on his face to indicate to the tiger demon that he can leave smoothly now.

When the tiger demon left, he thought: Why do I feel that my hands now are two "left arms"...

Immediately after the Tiger and Crane Immortals, only Ximen Chuisha remained...

Tushan Hot Spring Service Area.

A hot and sexy long-eared fox demon in a bikini is giving Ximen Chuisha a massage.

And Ximen Chuisha, on the other hand, looks like an upright gentleman who sits still!

At this moment, seeing that the time was up, Tu Shan walked over, squinted his eyes and smiled, and asked politely:

"Dear guest, your time is up, do you want to add another clock?"

When Ximen Chuisha heard the words, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and said angrily:

"I'm a majestic cultivator, and even the Yiqi Daomeng has to give way to the existence of three points! Do you want me to add a minute?"

"Are you insulting me? I, Jade Faced Lord—"

"No matter how you say it, you have to add two more hours!"

In this way, Ximen Chuisha went back and forth for several hours to "sharpen his Dao heart", and finally spent the balance deducted from his magic weapon...

Before leaving, Ximen Chuisha was still full of thoughts, and then he finally remembered the business.

It is true that Dongfang Chuchu paid 100 taels of tolls earlier, but the problem is that sightseeing fees, accommodation fees, tour guide fees and other expenses are calculated separately. Even if he still has a little money on him, how long can he last in this high-consumption place? ?

Besides, he can't stop eating and drinking, can he?

Thinking of this, Ximen Chuisha quickly pointed to Dongfang Yueyue not far away, and asked, "Excuse me, can I take him away now?"

Unexpectedly, Xiaochu ran up to Tu Shan Rongrong with a "whoosh", and immediately, he took out two money bags from his arms and asked with a smile:

"Sister, I have 3000 taels here, how long can I live here?"

(One of the purses belonged to Qin Lan Shun Shun, the sheep and tiger demon, and the other belonged to Xiao Yue Shun He, the demon)

Tu Shan Rongrong took the purse, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile:

"I can live there for three months!"

Ximen Chuisha instantly petrified: Wo Chi, where did you get the money...

The next moment, Ximen Chuisha left Tushan city smoothly.

However, he did not leave, and met at the gate of the city, the Tiger and Crane Immortals who also did not leave!

"Hey, Lord Yumianfeng, why didn't you bring that brat out?" Crane Demon asked with a puzzled expression.

"The ghost knows that brat stole 3000 taels of silver from some sand sculpture. The money is at least enough for him to live in Tushan for three months..." Ximen Chuisha said angrily.

Tiger Demon: ...

Crane Demon: ...

In the end, under the discussion of one person and two monsters, they learned from Master De and Master Bei not far from the border of Tushan, built a simple shack, and started to survive in the wilderness...

With great perseverance, they squeezed into the small shack, preparing to wait for Dongfang Yuechu to come out three months later...

I never thought that they just waited——

After half a year!

On the city wall of Tu Shanxi, Tu Shan Honghong is patrolling the city wall.

During this period of time, some members of the Yiqi Daomeng were sneaking around Tu Shan, as if they were looking for information, so she had to guard against it!

During the period, Tu Shanhonghong had arrested several people and asked about the situation. Unexpectedly, most of these ascetics were not members of the Yiqi Daomeng!

To be precise, it used to be, but not now...

Most of these people were kicked out of the Taoist League due to misconduct, burning, killing, looting and other reasons.

But now, they form cliques and still use the name of the Dao League!

In addition, they are not afraid of investigation, because among these people, there are also official members of the Daoist League...

"Sister Yaoxian, sister Yaoxian, you have worked hard to patrol the city!" At this moment, Dongfang Yueyue ran over happily holding a food box in his hand.

In a few moments, the Eastern Moon Moon approached, and he said very lively: "Dangdangdangdang~"

"Sister Yaoxian, look, this is a love bento I specially prepared for you. It contains your usual favorite food, as well as a cute and cute shape..."

However, Dongfang Yuechu had just opened the lid of the food box, and when he picked up a rice ball and was about to feed it to Tu Shanhong, the other party slapped the lunch box in his hand and knocked it to the ground!

Not far away, seeing this scene, Tang Sanzan thought to himself:

Could this be the origin of, "In the previous life, you hit my lunch box, and in this life, I will spit out your crabs"?

Tu Shan Yaya next to her saw Tang Sanzan's expression, but defended her sister: