The Resentful Me and My Stealing System

Now that I see it with my own eyes, I understand that those ancient people were so good at playing?

Fangzheng answered: "Good words, good words, I wonder which gentleman wrote them?"

"I don't know." Shi Jiu muttered.

There were so many famous poets in his previous life, except for those who were required to take the high school entrance examination, he only remembered the sentences but not the author's name.

But Fangzheng didn't care, and began to comment on the street lanterns while walking.

"Except half, and the other half, type a word... This is not good, it is not good."

"Bit off the tail of the ox in one bite, and type a word... This doesn't work either, it doesn't work."

"Children are not afraid of frost, and they grow up to show their sharpness. When they grow old, they are smashed to pieces, and they are still unparalleled... Guess something, this is a bit interesting, but let's go shopping."

Shi Jiu heard Fangzheng continuously reading the crossword riddles on the lantern next to him, and suddenly asked strangely: "Why not?"

The folding fan in Fangzheng's hand was immediately smugly placed: "Brother Shi Jiu, you don't know about this. The difficulty of the puzzles on this lantern is related to the price of this building. The more difficult the lantern riddle, it means that this house is affected. She is sought after by people, and the quality of the girls is also high."

"Look at the crossword riddles just now, they are the simplest ones, which are easy for customers to answer. After all, Huajie is also open for business. If the lantern riddles are too difficult and no one can answer them, there will be no customers."

"So if we want to find it, we have to find Linjiang."

Shi Jiu glanced at Fangzheng, and asked half-jokingly, "What if it's too difficult to answer?"

"Impossible, non-existent." Fangzheng unfolded his fan with a snap, "There are students from my Xiaoxiang Academy here, and there are still lantern riddles that cannot be answered?"

Maybe Fangzheng's voice was too loud for the girls upstairs to hear, and all of them had green eyes, and a small bamboo ball slammed at Fangzheng from upstairs.

Shi Jiu grabbed it quickly with his eyes and hands, and looked up at the direction where the bamboo ball was thrown, only to find a girl half-covering the lower half of her face with a round fan, throwing a shy wink.

Seeing the hydrangea, Fangzheng laughed in a low voice and said, "Look, there are people who are hooked here."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng took the woven bamboo ball and handed it back to Mr. Gui, who was leaning over.

"What's going on?" Shi Jiu looked at Fangzheng's operation, but didn't understand what the woven bamboo ball meant.

Fangzheng fanned his fan proudly: "If a girl takes a fancy to a customer, she can hit him with a bamboo ball. The guest who gets hit can skip the answering stage and go directly into the building with the bamboo ball—but the money is still the same." You have to pay. If the guest doesn’t want to go upstairs, just return the bamboo ball to the Gui Gong of this house, and just leave.”

Shi Jiu was shocked immediately.

"Brother Shi Jiu, there is something wrong with your outfit." Fangzheng looked Shi Jiu around and sighed, "You don't have any decorations on your body, and you don't look rich at first glance. Even if a girl takes a fancy to you If you want to throw a bamboo ball for you, you have to consider whether you can afford it."

Shi Jiu nodded thoughtfully, and thoughtfully looked at the various trinkets on Fangzheng's body, and thoughtfully looked at the same position on his waist.

Fangzheng felt a sense of crisis for no reason, and took a step back: "You buy it yourself! Don't focus on my body! My body is expensive!"

Shi Jiu smiled disdainfully: "I just need to take off my pants and walk around the street, and the bamboo balls thrown from both sides can fill up the street, believe it or not?"

"I don't believe it." Fangzheng shook his head, "Unless you take it off for me to see."

Shi Jiu rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Fangzheng aggressively: "Okay, I'll take it off for you to see."

"Hey, you are unreasonable! Hey, I still need to wear this suit!"

"It's okay. Didn't a girl fall in love with you just now? Your clothes will be useless after you go in. Why don't you borrow me to wear them..."

After making a fuss for a while, Fangzheng continued to take Shi Jiu to visit Huajie.

"The selection is also very particular. Generally speaking, what class is called, what is the house, is the lowest level, the quality of the girls is average, and there is no sentimentality; For a melody, you can talk to them about poetry and songs, and they can understand it; if it is more advanced, it is a museum or a pavilion, and the girls here are very good. Poetry and music, and the figure and appearance are also top-notch..."

While listening, Shi Jiu took notes in his heart: "Teacher Fang, how should we choose?"

Fangzheng flicked his fan: "Of course we want to choose a shop near the river with a building in its name."

Shi Jiu hesitated for a moment, then raised his hand: "Wait, isn't the pavilion with the highest standard?"

Fangzheng rolled his eyes confidently: "But we don't have any money. If you go to a brothel of that level, you have to spend a dozen taels of silver before you meet the girl. Can you afford it? Anyway, I can't afford it. I will not go."

Shi Jiu weighed the 3000 taels of silver in the item box, but didn't dare to say anything.

It's not that he can't afford the money, it's that he's afraid that the denomination of the bank note is too large and the store won't be able to find it... If there is a bundled sale at that time and the price is raised wildly, wouldn't he be at a loss?

"Anyway, let's go shopping first, don't worry, it's still early before the boat tour, we have an hour to go slowly and pick the one we like."

"For example, this one—" Fangzheng pointed to a restaurant named Zhuyulou, "It's near the riverside, and the name is like a building. Let's go and have a look."

Perhaps because of its status in Huajie, there are not many customers in front of Zhuyulou, obviously because the consumption here is higher and the barriers to entry are higher.Most of the guests are dressed luxuriously and have extraordinary manners.It is obvious that they are all scholars or rich men, discussing the topics on the lanterns in twos and threes.

Fangzheng winked at Shi Jiu: "Brother Shi Jiu, tell me who you fancy later, and I'll answer the questions she asked."

Shi Jiu glanced at Fangzheng: "Are you so confident?"

Fangzheng tilted his head, his nose almost shot into the sky: "Brother Shi Jiu, I don't think you understand the gold content of Xiaoxiang Academy. Believe it or not, as long as I yell that I am from Xiaoxiang Academy, there will be bamboo balls thrown immediately come down?"

Shi Jiu chuckled, noncommittal.

The two came downstairs and looked up. There was a nameplate hanging by each window, and a lantern with a title was hung under the nameplate.The girls stood by the window, chatting with the guests downstairs while laughing lightly, throwing two winks from time to time.

"Look at this." Fangzheng suddenly pointed to a broad-minded girl, "How about this?"

The girl's chest was pressed against the window, and the extruded shape made one wonder if it would fall.And the name tag that says [Liu Yuan] seems to be pressed under her chest on purpose, half-covered and half-revealed (anti-harmony), arousing people's imagination.

"Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Jianglou eternal, Jiangliu eternal..." Fangzheng slammed his lips, "This question was written by someone, how could an ordinary girl do it?" With such a heart."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng shook his fan, and within three to five seconds he made a couplet: "Yinyuejing, Yinyueying, Yinyueying in Yinyuejing, Moonwell Ten Thousand Years, Moon Shadow Ten Thousand Years."

"Brother Shi Jiu, just take this couplet and go right there, and I'm sure Miss Liu Yuan will come downstairs to pick you up right away."

But Shi Jiu shook his head and didn't accept it: "It's still free, I don't like this very much."

Even though he is a virgin in two lifetimes, Shi Jiu, who has been poisoned by various ps software and makeup magic in his previous life, can see at a glance Miss Liu Yuan's senility and nasolabial folds that cannot be covered by makeup.If he goes up, he will be eaten by the old cow.

"Then which one do you like?" Seeing that Shi Jiu was dissatisfied, Fangzheng immediately said, "I'll match you, little brother."

Shi Jiu looked at Fangzheng with a smile that was not a smile, and said in a low voice: "Saishitai, Saishicai, poetry competition on the poetry competition stage, a thousand years of poetry stage, a thousand years of poetry talent. I don't know if this pair can be admitted to Xiaoxiang Academy students Dharma eyes?"

In his previous life, Shi Jiu was at least a college student who studied ancient literature. Although most of his knowledge was returned to his teacher after work, the vision cultivated over the years is still obviously different from that of ordinary people.

Fangzheng was stunned for a moment, and looked at Shi Jiu again from head to toe: "Brother Shi Jiu, real people don't show their faces, why didn't I see it before? Where did you learn from?"

Although the artistic conception of this second couplet is not as good as the one I just came up with, the speed of Shi Jiu's couplet is not slow, enough to run rampant in the shop of the upper class on the inner island - after all, the shop of the first class can't analyze the couplet of this level good or bad.

Shi Jiu smiled: "The poems and books are in the stomach, how can the eyes see them. Don't worry, I still have the ability to answer by myself. If you think this girl Liu Yuan is good, go up there, and I will go shopping."

Fangzheng was displeased when he heard this, and felt a little ashamed: "Brother Shi Jiu, I just promised that I will give you the answer for the girl you like. It's not interesting for you to let me go up by myself. "

"You go up first, I'll take a stroll by myself." Shi Jiu still shook his head and refused, "This is boundless wind and moon, beautiful scenery on a good day, don't delay."

He has business to do!I just received the second stage of the main task of the area on the bridge. I thought that there are many people in Huajie, and coupled with the system's prompt, there may be further clues to the task.But after wandering around for a long time, he couldn't find the key point to trigger the mission, so Shi Jiu decided to do more shopping.

Girl, there are so many here, maybe you will find something you like more in a while?If you don't come today, the girl is still there; but if you don't look for clues today, the clues to the main mission may run away.

Fangzheng thought for a moment, and then suddenly realized, with a little teasing on his face: "Brother Shi Jiu, men have their first time, so you don't have to be nervous. Once you are a stranger and second time you are an acquaintance, muster up your courage and pass it in one go. As long as Get over this hurdle..."

Shi Jiu kicked Fangzheng's ass, and laughed and cursed: "You're the only one who talks too much bullshit! Hurry up!"

Fangzheng winked at Shi Jiu, and swaggered to Miss Liu Yuan's window to answer. The second couplet was recited affectionately, and Miss Liu Yuan upstairs was very excited when she heard it. He immediately sent a servant downstairs to welcome Fang Zheng in.

Before going in, Fangzheng cupped his hands to Shi Jiuyao: "Brother Shi Jiu, the younger brother will go up first. You must hurry up and do a good job of psychological training, don't wait for the younger brother to come out, you are still doing psychological training here."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shi Jiu to curse back, he went upstairs in a hurry.

Shi Jiu's face turned dark, the reason is very simple, Fangzheng hit the mark.

Should I tell him the story of Yang Xiuzhi's death?

……

After walking around the building, Shi Jiu was still doing mental construction for himself.

I was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, but this is Daqian, a feudal society. When I come here, I should do as the Romans do and keep in line with this society.

But Shi Jiu still had no idea. It is said that this kind of job practitioners have rich experience and can tell who is the first brother at a glance.If I went upstairs and pretended to be very experienced and was seen through, wouldn't it be embarrassing?

"Shi Jiu, you have to be calm and calm." Shi Jiu walked on the bank of the river, doing psychological training for himself, "It's no big deal, they are already suffering, and they can only rely on this job to earn money to support themselves, don't you even think about this? Don't give them a chance?"

After a long time of ideological struggle, Shi Jiu felt that he should be ready, took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and walked to another nearby brothel.

The girl in that store just now was too smoky, and he didn't even like it.

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Xiao Yusheng was a little sad.

This time, there are many difficulties in eliminating the demon. Although there is also the reason why the poisonous smoke of the fifth-rank monster beast spreads beyond expectations, but after discussing with Shi Jiu, it is found that the problem may not be followed by the capture of Luo Liuli. And solve.

Things suddenly became a lot more troublesome, and even the chicken legs in my hand didn't smell good.

Moreover, the disciples were all poisoned, and Tiangongfang didn't know when they would be able to make an antidote.As my uncle, I didn't take good care of my nephews. I don't know if I will embarrass my master when I go back.

The more Xiao Yusheng thought about it, the more sad he became, and the sadness came from it, so he couldn't help but gnawed another bite of the chicken leg.

Really fragrant.

Now that she has fasted the grain, if she still eats those common things, it will embarrass her master.

Because Master always told her that she is the future face of Tianmen Mountain, so she should always pay attention to her words and deeds.This also caused her to always maintain her posture all the time on the mountain, and she couldn't even eat her favorite chicken legs and elbows.

But I just want to eat chicken drumsticks!

There is also the sauced elbow at Yuelai Inn, which looks delicious, and Shi Jiu tasted it deliciously.She had been smelling it for so long, but her nephews were all watching, so she was too embarrassed to order one and have it delivered to her room, so she could only watch Shi Jiu eat it.

So angry!Why are those three nephews staring at her all the time!

So sad, so painful.

This chicken leg is delicious, can I buy the chicken leg separately later?

……

Standing under the shade of willows, Shi Jiu watched all this silently, rubbed his eyes four times to make sure that he read correctly.

Xiao Yusheng is eating roast chicken.

Besides, there were three or five sticks of candied haws stuck in the ground beside him, a dozen uneaten mutton skewers, a box of pastries at his feet, a pig's trotter wrapped in greased paper on his skirt, and a plate of soup at his hand. Bao, looked over the bridge vigilantly from time to time, as if to make sure that no one had spotted him.

Shi Jiu stared at her slender waist—how could she eat so much?

……

Xiao Yusheng didn't notice that Shi Jiu stood aside and watched silently for a long time, because she was already immersed in her own sadness at this time.

Those nephews often come to her for business, the last time the nephew who came to give Bi Luo Baoyu almost caught her stealing sweet-scented osmanthus cake.If they found out that they were secretly eating chicken legs while hiding at the bottom of the river embankment, and if word got out, Master would probably be so angry.

It was so sad, Xiao Yusheng gnawed on the chicken leg in grief and anger, wiped the oil from his mouth with the back of his hand, threw the chicken bone to the ground, and tore another chicken leg.

Although the roast chicken is delicious...but I still want to eat pork knuckles!