let's be friends

"Tsk tsk, what should I do with you? Let me think about it... Damn dwarf, have you ever heard that if you cut a cross on the top of a person's head and scalp, and pour mercury into it, the person will kill himself Jump out of your own skin, um... from the exit of the cross~"

Lily Suzuki froze and trembled slightly, then buried her head in the pillow without saying a word.

"Also, just use a knife."

As he spoke, Rin took out a pocket knife from his mobile phone, stuck it against Lily Suzuki, lifted her chin with his fingers, and with a light wave of the knife, the two silver hairs on her forehead were cut off. Float off.

Liriko Suzuki stared wide-eyed, trembling slightly, biting her lower lip, looking a little scared.

"There is also Ling Chi who uses a small knife to cut people one by one. Ling Chi, have you learned it? It is like sashimi to shave off the flesh piece by piece, but don't worry, I won't eat randomly. I just find a Nest ants, sprinkle honey on your body, and let them use your bloody body as a nest, and finally gnaw away bit by bit, well, I just need to clean up your bones."

"No... you're scaring... scaring me."

Seeing her body trembling slightly buried in the pillow like an ostrich, Rin felt that the bad taste in her heart exploded uncontrollably, which was a refreshing feeling of turning into a ghost and animal attack.

"Scare you? Hey, you guessed it, how could I do that."

When Yuriko Suzuke breathed a sigh of relief, Rin suddenly approached her ear and continued eeriely: "I, I should first break your bones into pieces, and finally make it into an inflatable wawa that can't be messed with. Don't worry, I will take good care of you, clean your body, and feed one is not bad, as long as you..."

"Wow!"

Only halfway through Rin's words, Yuriko suddenly cried out: "I! I don't want to be offended, I don't want to be fed every day, I don't want to be turned into shit all over my body, I don't want to have my head cut off and my body stuffed into it. The cotton is turned into an inflatable wawa, the head is made into a specimen, the teeth are smashed and the mouth is beeping, not to mention being thrown into the den of stray dogs because of rot in the end, being eaten and being %#*..."

Fuck!What the hell are you talking about!Why is it scarier than what I said!What kind of stuff is this crazy stuff!Even if I'm a pervert, I'm not so perverted!

This lily was wailing loudly while saying horrible words, and finally almost passed out from crying, sobbing pitifully, even so it kept making "supplements".

Rin, who was so frightened that his face turned pale, quickly let go of her arm and covered her mouth, with tears written all over his face: "You... you guys are usually watching some messy things, damn it It's too scary, don't watch this kind of horror and novelty! Are you trying to scare me to death so you can get revenge on me, I was wrong!"

After a long time, when the lily under her body calmed down, Rin let go of her mouth and sighed: "I was wrong before, I did too much... Sorry, I just wanted to scare you."

Her red eyes and crying swollen eye sockets looked like a rabbit, she blinked, sat up straight on the sofa, sobbed, and wiped away her tears: "Really...really?"

Nodding in pain, Rin covered his forehead with a look of lovelessness: "It's up to you to kill or cut, please don't destroy my young and innocent heart."

"Hey?"

As if remembering what he said before, a red streak flashed across Fang Accelerator's pale face, and every second he returned to the expression of the number one in the world of labor and management, and you are all hot chickens.

"Hahaha, my uncle is indeed the strongest. No matter how despicable the hot chicken is, it's not that he won't even lose weight! Seeing that you, an idiot, sincerely knelt down and begged for mercy from this uncle, this time I will start Shall I let you go?"

This... This guy is actually a tsundere, right?And he's a tsundere with more self-awareness than Shokuhou.

Fuck, besides me, Rin Jingu, is there any normal person in Academy City who has superpowers?

Chapter 210 Shura Field League Preview

"Damn it, what the hell was I doing just now!"

Yuriko Suzuko smashed the table, her face full of grief and indignation, she couldn't believe that the guy who was frightened and stupid just now was herself, and she was ashamed and thrown to her grandma's house.

Rin glanced at her, sat quietly away from her, and scratched his face: "This... people's lives are under a lot of pressure now, and there will be mental illnesses such as split personality. Don't worry too much, you can for treatment."

"Damn it! It's not your idiot's fault! You're sick!"

Suzuko Yuriko swung her fist and wanted to hit Rin in the face. After thinking for a while, she seemed unable to beat Rin, so she had to give up, with a resentment on her face: "If you didn't say those scary things, how could labor and capital become so so!"

Rin stayed away from her again in embarrassment, and sat directly on the other side of the sofa. She wanted to laugh but couldn't, and she was in a delicate mood: "So it's okay to watch less 18R novels and horrors, play less ghost games, and be healthy physically and mentally."

"gungun!"

How can mortals experience the extreme emotions of fear and excitement when they see those bloody, curious and intimate scenes? This requires super high psychological quality, and only Accelerator in the entire Academy City can do it. As the LV5 president It is to be different from ordinary people.

Originally, I came to look for the idiot Jingu Rin, and let him admit his mistake, but it turned out to be such a big moth, Accelerator finally recovered from the state of doubting life, sighed, and waved: "Forget it , I’m too lazy to argue with you today, I’ll clean you up when I’m in the mood.”

"I don't think you can beat me, Yuriko."

She replied blankly, and attracted the other party to blow their hair again. She jumped up from the sofa and stretched out her fist to swing at Rin. Air left uppercut right uppercut.

"cnm! Let go of labor and capital! Hundan! Fuck you to death!"

"Dwarf, I really think your mental age is only 12 years old, stop making trouble, go home quickly, my girlfriend and sister will come back soon, I'm afraid you will really be beaten."

"Ha ha."

Accelerator, who was already very tired, had not been swinging for a long time, and he was panting with his waist stuck in his waist, feeling that life was extremely gloomy, and the more he thought about it, the more lost he became, and finally propped himself up on his knees and looked at his toes with empty eyes.

"Why...why I can't control my height, why am I so short, and still get bullied by this idiot, what's the use of my lv5, what's the use of my number one!"

Seeing her falling into self-loathing, Lai stayed in her dormitory and refused to leave until now, Rin rubbed her eyebrows with a headache: "Then you go and become LV6."

What he said made Accelerator stunned for a few seconds. After she raised her head, her eyes sparkled. She stood up straight and clapped her palms together. She looked suddenly enlightened, then opened her mouth and laughed arrogantly: " Idiot Jingu, you reminded me, it won't be long before this uncle will put you on the ground, hahahaha."

"...Yuriko, do you know what eighteen appearances mean?"

Her wild smile froze, she shook her toes and thought about it seriously: "It's often seen in games, and it probably means different ways to fen' corpses, or how to repair people."

"Forget it, as long as you are happy, goodbye."

Like chasing away the plague god, Rin pushed this crazy Academy City No. 1, opened the door and pushed out the door, closing the room mercilessly.

Standing at the door with his head tilted in a daze for a while, Accelerator turned on his phone and curiously looked up what the strange word "nearest" meant, and then he was surrounded by a lot of explanations and pictures that were not suitable for children, his whole face seemed to be burned Crab, uncontrollably recalling the plots and pictures in those 18r ghost animal hunting games...

Wow cried again, turned around and ran away crying.

Watching Accelerator leave through the camera at the door, Rin felt more and more that this guy's head was abnormal.

It's such a pity, young, good-looking, not low in prestige and achievements, how could a good-natured person be addicted to unbelievable games and become crazy.

"Bored little P kid, still LV6."

After complaining a few words, Rin lay back on the sofa, yawned and grabbed the pillow to support his head and entered the rest mode.

After an unknown amount of time, the doorbell rang again, and Hui Ye and You Xiang finally returned.

Kaguya's expression was weird, and the way he looked at him always made people feel creepy. At one point, Rin thought that he was betrayed by Youxiang, and told him about the cohabitation with Youzi. With Kaguya's temper, if there is anything to hide If I don't report it, I'm afraid that I will really die under her fangs.

But thinking about it carefully, Youxiang is a very reliable kind of monster, and it doesn't seem like he will betray him anyway, so Kaguya's expression makes him even more unpredictable.

Fortunately, such a subtle atmosphere didn't last long, Kaguya slid over to him as usual, arguing and playing games together.

Of course, at night, Youxiang had her own room and no one dared to snatch it, and Kaguya and Rin squeezed together on the same bed.

This tm is very uncomfortable, the ghost knows if this kind of cohabitation continues, he will not be able to control himself, and push Kaguya away.

Although it's okay to push, after all, male and female friends, but... Rin still feels that according to the order of first come, first come, Xiao Ai should be the first.

The restless night was difficult to pass, and by the way, this guy who called himself a princess only looked more like a princess when he slept.

……

The official investigation of the explosive clothing maniac and cheating incidents that occurred in Japan did not find any results. Originally, with the passage of time, such incidents would gradually be forgotten in the busy Academy City, but now they continue to Mentioned.

The main reason is that in the past few days, there have been cheating time in different games one after another. In the past three days alone, seven games have been reported to have cheating players.

The game monitoring platform continued to investigate but did not come to any conclusions, so it was pushed to the forefront. Some players did not care about 21, and they were covered with conspiracy theories, and a large number of negative reports came from all over the world.

Under heavy pressure, the Academy City Council issued a statement that after the "Daba Xing Festival" league, the game will be rectified in a unified manner, and the joint supervision bureau will further deal with the cheating incident, and players will be given one within a month. Satisfactory answer.

All in all, it is the most important game league in Academy City, and it is also an event specially created by God for Academy City-the Daba Star Festival will officially open in nine days. The competition will last for seven days. All must participate and work hard for the final championship.

"Aren't you afraid that cheating will affect important activities?"

Looking at the overwhelming advertisements all over the street, Rin lowered his head and continued on his way, feeling that there was something wrong.

Chapter 210 This Familiar and Subtle ru Quantity

"So, Touma, you'll be on my team?"

Blocking the door of Kamijou's room, in case he suddenly shut himself out, Rin made his own sincere request.

However, Touma couldn't find the so-called sincerity and sincerity from this expressionless face. Of course, even if he could find it, his answer was yes.

"That's why, Rin, I've said it several times, whether it's playing games or watching others play, pass them all. If I have this time, I might as well do a part-time job to earn points to support Index. .”

Rin glanced at him with distaste and contempt: "So you're already addicted to lolicon and can't extricate yourself, tsk, you perverted Mr. Ma."

"You guys are not suitable for the poisonous tongue Yujie, shut up!"

After complaining, Kamijou scratched his hedgehog head: "Well, after all, you have to participate in the Daihasei Festival, and I am no exception. Although I may just make soy sauce, but if Rin needs help at that time, I think I’ll still go, and forget about forming a team...it’s really troublesome to follow along.”

Now that Kamijou has made up his mind, Rin can't continue to force him, so he patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, originally I wanted to take you to earn points and take you to fly, since you're obsessed with loli, I won't force others , come on."

"So it's nothing at all! Who would like an idiot who has no hobbies other than eating all day long!"

Rin looked at the silver-haired nun who appeared behind the collapsed Touma, and raised her index finger at Touma: "Who said, there is still biting the head!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Dang Ma's head was hit hard, Dang Ma fell to the ground and sank.

Rin gloated over his misfortune, but he didn't expect that there was a princess in his room who was no less aggressive than Index.

Hey, we are both degenerate people, why is Xianger so anxious, don't ask me who He is too anxious.

……

Walking out of the apartment building, Rin felt more and more that his future was uncertain. This is because the Daba Star Festival League not only has single-player battles, but also team battles. Without a team, it is hard to even enter the threshold. This makes the ambitious want to take over Rin, who won first place in all prizes, was deeply troubled.

"Forget it, there are still tasks ahead, so don't worry about it for now."

Rin took out her phone and looked at the shopping list she wrote in the memo. It was full of all kinds of needs, except for this Yakult, which was what Xiaoxiang needed at first glance, and everything else was Kaguya's request.

So why do I have to go to the commercial street when there is such a convenient way to shop online?

The more he thought about it, the harder it was for Kaguya to figure out what was going on in Kaguya's head. Rin, who felt that he had failed as a boyfriend, sighed, and was too lazy to walk, so he directly stopped a taxi and drove towards the largest business district in Academy City.

It happened to be the weekend at this time, and there was a constant stream of people coming and going on the commercial street. As a squatting at home, Rin didn't know when he finally didn't reject the crowd, nor did he particularly reject going out. Take a walk.

Kaguya wanted to buy too many things, Rin decided to start from the pastry shop first, and then buy the snacks and snacks she wanted to eat, after all, her girlfriend had to take care of her.

How should I put it, the feeling of a buddy becoming a girlfriend is quite strange at the beginning, but after getting used to it, it feels pretty good, but I am a little regretful that such a pure friendship has become impure.

Forget it, anyway, I still have pure friends of the opposite sex, such as Tongzi, Asuna, Mikoto, Heizi, etc., which are enough to comfort my life.

Finding a pastry shop that was said to taste good, Rin took out his phone, took a picture of the front, sent it to Kaguya, and walked towards the shop.

History is always strikingly similar, and human beings always fall in the same place many times.

Looking at the phone, he failed to pay attention to Rin in front of him, and collided with the guy who was sneaking out of the store in a hurry, and his center of gravity was unstable. In this way, he still held his mobile phone tightly in his hand.

With this familiar facial cleanser, this familiar fragrance, and the familiar E, and the familiar touch of the face-fitting fabric, Rin raised his head, waved his hand to the person below him, and said hello: "Yo, Jin Bree."

Shokuhou Misaki, who was still wearing Tokiwadai school uniform, had the same quality on his chest, joy flashed in those star eyes, and then turned into grief and anger on his face: "Oh, you are so unlucky, you don't have to hurry up."

"Alas……"