let's be friends

Realizing that it is not good to bring the habit of facial cleanser in the game to reality, Rin quickly climbed up from Shokuhou: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it..."

"Hehe, it's really a perverted habit of perverts and magic workers."

Shokuhou Misaki stood up from the ground, quickly tidied up her clothes and hair, said something harsh, turned around and bent down to pick up the things she bought.

Then, his hands stopped on the spot, and he tremblingly picked up the small cake that he tried his best to throw away from his followers to enjoy secretly. At this time, the cream and fruit on the cake had been completely separated, and it was deformed by the drop.

"Poor! Unlucky! Egg!"

Seeing Shokuhou throwing the smashed cake into the trash can with a chilly face, Rin finally realized his mistake, scratched his head, took a few steps closer to her, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry Jinbu... Shokuhou , I will pay you ten more."

"Do you want me to be fat like a pig? You know I don't... well, forget it."

Thinking about it is not worth getting angry for a cake, but letting Rin go so easily, I feel that the humiliation of adding up to a dozen times of ambiguous attacks and facial cleanser cannot be relieved.

Today is a good day to settle accounts after autumn.

Chao Rin smiled coldly, Shokuhou grabbed his arm, walked towards the vending cabinet in the pastry shop, bought pieces of colorful cakes, after Rin paid the bill obediently, made a layer of cream with a fork, and Chao Rin Wipe off face.

After success, seeing Rin with a confused face, hiding far away with the bag, giggling, and smugly waving the fork in Rin's hand.

"Wow! You actually attacked me, how despicable."

The behavior of the two of them made the other single dogs in the store itch their teeth with hatred. They just felt that the handful of cold and dry dog ​​food was stuck in their throats and could not be swallowed or coughed out.

The proprietress, who was about [-] years old, looked at them with a smile on her face, exclaiming how nice it was to be young, she waved to Rin and handed him a towel.

Being tricked by such a small person, Rin naturally wouldn't be angry, took a clean wet towel and thanked the lady, and Shokuhou, who said "the small revenge is avenged, the big one is still brewing", also came over, Waving the fork full of cream in Rin's face, as if ready to scare him.

The proprietress covered her mouth and laughed: "It's nice to be young, you should cherish this relationship, the love of youth is really beautiful~"

Chapter 210 Teammate (?) Expansion Plan

"How is it possible (non-existent)."

After the lady boss made a joke, Rin and Shokuhou shook their heads unanimously, both with disgust on their faces.

Shokuhou raised his head slightly and pointed at Rin with the fork in his hand: "This guy is lascivious, stupid and unlucky. He has no merits in him at all. How can this lady be his girlfriend? Even an enemy is not qualified, hmph."

Nonsense, I'm obviously good-looking, smart and handsome, with double peaks in EQ and IQ, kind-hearted and selfless, humble and friendly, and even protected the world blah blah blah.

I silently added 9999 points for myself in my heart, but on the surface, Rin calmly touched his chin and said in a deep voice: "I also think that it is impossible for me to find a dead arrogant Shen who has too much self-awareness, feels good, and loses his temper at every turn as his girlfriend." of."

"Joke, I have too much self-awareness? Which of your eyes can see it, you unlucky one?"

With the accumulation of anger in his heart, Shokuhou inserted the fork in his hand viciously into the cake, and was about to throw the cake on Rin's face, but Rin grabbed his wrist, unable to move at all.

Why is it that Her Majesty the Queen is a violent tigress no matter how you look at it?

Rin sighed, feeling more and more that Academy City's LV5 was hopeless except himself.

"Stop making trouble, public places."

"Well……"

Shokuhou finally reacted, shook off Rin's hand, and returned to the appearance of a dignified noble lady, smiled at the proprietress, nodded, turned around with a smile, grabbed Rin's arm and pulled out the store door.

"Kimbury, you're not as schizophrenic as that Accelerator, are you?"

"Crazy ghost, it's not you, the unlucky bastard, who caused me to lose all face."

Shokuhou, who was walking in front, was actually wondering why as long as he was with this unlucky man named Jingu Rin, his temper would always become so big that it was difficult to hide, and he was not like his usual self at all.

This... is probably the old enemy.

The two walked in silence for a while, without even asking to leave. When they reached the door of a coffee shop, Rin remembered that he had something important to do.

"By the way, Kimbury, how about forming a team together for the Dahasei Festival?"

Anyway, it's still a lv5, and it's an all-purpose mind control system. Rin thinks that Shokuhou won't be at a disadvantage no matter what.

Shokuhou, who wanted to refuse at the time, hesitated for a moment and still didn't say anything. Seeing Rin's earnest expression again, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she resumed her usual young lady style.

"If you want me to join, you can't do without paying a price, or you can kneel down and beg me, or...just be obedient..."

"Hey? Why are you here, ape?"

Shokuhou's triumphant words were interrupted in the middle of his speech. Rin looked behind and saw Kuroko standing in the middle of the road holding Misaka Mikoto and was about to walk this way. Seeing Rin, Kuroko waved his hand with a smile .

However, when she saw Shokuhou at the side, her smile froze on her face. Not only that, Mikoto, who was planning to say hello, also turned her head away as if she was too lazy to answer.

"Of course something has happened, Bilibili, mount Heizi, good afternoon!"

He greeted happily, but was greeted with cold snorts from the two girls one after the other, Rin scratched his face in embarrassment, wondering why these two guys hated Kimbury and wanted to dislike him along with him.

Shokuhou Misaki's suspicious eyes swept across Rin and Kuroko Mikoto's faces. She always "knew" that there was a guy in Misaka and Shirai who was Rin's girlfriend, but she didn't know who it was.

Seeing the two of them suddenly now, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable, subconsciously took Rin's arm, and smiled all over his face: "Isn't this Misaka and Shirai, what a coincidence."

"Well, my lord, let's go."

Compared to Misaka Mikoto who looked a little bit upset, Kuroko had been ntr written all over her face, her demeanor and tone were not quite the same as usual, and she was still muttering non-stop.

Meiqin, who was being pulled by her, listened closely, and the more she listened, the more surprised she became.

"Idiot anthropoid, flirtatious scum, pervert in women's clothing, sunspot, how can I give my first kiss to such a guy, idiot idiot idiot."

Misaka Mikoto's emotional intelligence is not as poor as her European style, and immediately realized that Kuroko has a good impression of Rin, and he was in a complicated mood for a while and didn't know what to do.

The two found a cubicle and sat down, Miqin grabbed Heizi's hand, her eyes were serious and her tone was serious: "Heizi, that guy Rin has a girlfriend, you...don't..."

Stopping the vocabulary from brewing, she continued: "Don't jump into the flames, you read magazines and news, if you are tricked into going to bed and get pregnant, and you secretly go to have an abortion, what will happen in the end."

"Hey, do you think I'm a scum who only cheats on girls?"

Just walking to their table, Rin sat next to Kuroko with a face full of displeasure, Shokuhou was stunned, not knowing what to think, and actually followed Mikoto to sit next to her.

"..."

Being caught talking ill behind her back, Mikoto blushed and turned her head away, not bothering to argue with Shokuhou, but it was Kuroko who pushed Rin away vigorously while making noise.

"Don't push, this is the coffee shop to be a little quieter, I have important things to do."

Habitually flicking Heizi's forehead vigorously, and when she covered her forehead in pain and calmed down, Rin continued: "I am going to set up a temporary team for this Daba Star Festival. Currently, I plan to invite Bilibili and Heizi on his mount. , Kimbury, Saten, and Chuharu, you haven’t got a team anyway, how about you join me?”

"Why, Heizi, I have to team up with an ape who always bullies me!"

Heizi, who still felt the pain in his head, widened his eyes and stared at Rin furiously. Then his forehead was attacked again, and he covered his head with aggrieved face: "Heizi, I don't want to be on the same team with the apes!"

"me……"

Miqin was full of hesitation, she was still more inclined to form a team, but she had only persuaded Heizi before, and now she couldn't kick her into the fire pit, and she didn't know how to choose for a while.

Seeing that Misaka Mikoto moved, Rin quickly reached out and grabbed her white jade hand on the table, sincerely and earnestly: "Please, beep... Mikoto."

She had never had such intimate contact with the opposite sex before, her face turned red instantly, and she was extremely nervous: "I... I know! Let go first!"

Miqin, who was so excited that her canine teeth were exposed, pulled out her hand, and only then felt that her heart problem was relieved. She tilted her head slightly, and her fingers unconsciously lifted up her hair and twirled it: "Since you, you want to form a team so much, I can't help it." La."

"and many more!"

Suddenly feeling something was wrong, Heizi patted the table and stood up, pointing at Miqin with an ugly expression on his face, "Elder sister tried to persuade Heizi before, but from Heizi's point of view, it's obviously my lord..."

Then this mount was entertained by Mikoto, who was ashamed and angry and wanted to explain but didn't know how to explain it, took out the electric shock device.

Chapter 210 Three Calculate Kaguya's Menstrual Period and...

Shokuhou Misaki frowned slightly, his gaze swept back and forth between Kuroko and Mikoto, but he still couldn't tell which one Rin's girlfriend was.

It’s okay to ask directly, if it’s not the case, then it’s embarrassing, wouldn’t it make you look cheap and have ulterior motives?

"Yeah, it's interesting, so I'll agree. If you encounter a intelligence project, I'm really worried that you will lose miserably."

"Well, Rin, Shokuhou-san will be on our team too?"

Misaka Mikoto, who regained her composure, was not irritated by Shokuhou Misaki as usual, probably because there was Rin who was more irritating than Shokuhou, in contrast, she gradually became gentle and soft... right?

Now that Misaka Mikoto has agreed, and Kuroko can’t run away even if she wants to, Renko and Uiharu are more persuasive. Rin looked at Kuroko who was lying on the table in a strange state, and stretched out his hand to flick her again. forehead.

Sure enough, Heizi woke up suddenly, sat up straight with his head covered, and at the same time he yelled "ape" like a conditioned reflex.

Rin clapped his hands, with a paralyzed face on his face, but his voice was full of joy: "In order to welcome Kim Buri, Bilibili and the horse Heizi into the team, today I treat guests! No matter what you want to play or eat, today I will All inclusive!"

"The unlucky guy is really generous."

Shokuhou gently stirred the freshly served coffee with a small spoon, but he was thinking about what to eat later.

Misaka Mikoto put down the coffee in a hurry, and stared at Rin with sparkling eyes: "Just in time, the shopping mall ahead is holding an event in the afternoon, and there is a consolation prize for a pillow waiting for you, Ou Huang, lend me your European spirit!"

"Wait... wait a minute, what happened, Heizi, I didn't agree!"

Shirai Heizi almost exploded, PP just got off the chair and sat back, smiling silly: "However, if you are an ape, you can dress up as a woman... hehehe, Heizi, I really want to see the love in my dream again... Bah bah! Anyway, dress up as a woman!"

The third time he slapped Heizi's forehead hard, looking at her flushed forehead, Rin curled his lips: "Since that's the case, Heizi, you should leave the group, in fact, Mikoto is enough."

"How could it be possible for you to hate me!"

"Green? Go to the doctor if you have delusions, mount!"

The two of them stared and bickered, and Shokuhou couldn't help laughing: "You're really childish."

"Used to it."

Taking a sip of coffee calmly, Misaka Mikoto looked boredly at the two bickering for some inexplicable reason, and yawned.

……

"..."

Rin swallowed, took out his phone, glanced at Kaguya's reply, confirmed that what he needed to buy was the thing in front of him, put the phone back into his trouser pocket, and stretched out his hand tremblingly.

Rin was so scared that he withdrew his hand again when a voice suddenly sounded from behind the square package that only girls could use.

"Unlucky! Don't mess with it!"

Shokuhou Misaki hurriedly walked up to him with a blushing face, and pushed him from the current shelf to the other side: "This is paper, idiot."

"Uh... who said I'm going to buy paper towels."

Holding his forehead, Rin pointed helplessly at the shelf over there: "My girlfriend asked me to carry that for her."

"Girlfriend?" Shokuhou was stunned, looking at Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko who were choosing water glasses at the end, full of doubts, "So... your girlfriend isn't Misaka or Shirai?"

"How is that possible?"